Your Maestro(Tabula?)/Reverend (Pats/Bills) Darby and Open Thread

That first game. Wow, what a doozy! That play midway through the third quarter? Amazing! JK, I’m composing this 1 1/2 hours before the first tilt even starts.

To The Game!

Pats/Bills:

-Is McDermott at a place in his coaching career where he can beat Old Bill twice in one season? Sure, he did it last season. (it was a trick question)

-Last time these teams played the Bills placed their lb’s almost directly behind the d-line, daring Macaroon Jones to beat them through the air. He did not.

-As a matter of factoid, Jones has tossed up as many picks (5) in his last four games as he did in the first ten games of the season.

-As noted before, Daboll finally trusting Singletary for multiple series in a row has resulted in the latter averaging almost 100 yards from scrimmage over the last four games. In my opinion, this is the last piece of Buffalo’s puzzle-to be able to run time off the clock when they need to.

-Feeling Their Oats? (no idea what that means) The Bills have won three of their last four vs the Pats. Before that they had lost 35 of the last 40.

-I’m thinking there might be a few frozen balls bouncing off the arms and chest of a few Buffalo pass catchers tonight. It’s not going to be “Canada Cold” but it will be cold enough.

-If the Pats play man (which is a rumor going round-likely started by Bill himself, that wily old codger) look for Allen to run a bit more than usual.

Play nice in the comments.

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jjfozz

That was a satisfying game to watch because Belichick is an asshole, and Pats fans are even bigger assholes. And I’m an asshole.

Senor Weaselo

Final update: Double parker moved.

Dunstan

Djokovic OUT.

TheRevanchist

Wait. Is the AO being televised somewhere right now?

Dunstan

Well, his 3-0 loss to the Federal Court of Australia was televised.

Dunstan

Damn, looks like I missed a good Pats beatdown.

Senor Weaselo

Update: Strings finished at 1:46. Poor suckers of the rest of the band have a dance set

Senor Weaselo

AND SOMEONE DOUBLE-PARKED AND BLOCKED ME CAR. THE FUCKERS.

Senor Weaselo

Update: Still here, but the coffee kiosk is closed. And another speech.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

When do you get to give a speech?

Senor Weaselo

When I become a man, probably.

Gumbygirl

It’s been a long day, the Gumbygirl is tired! No more yanky my wanky!

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Sharkbait

No google feed. I do not want to watch the Patriots Bills recap.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ: Are you just getting blitzed tonight?

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [without hesitation] Yes.

yeah right

And well deserved.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

She can be your designated driver when you need to get from the couch to the bed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Probably not necessary; it’s a pretty comfy couch.

yeah right

It is pretty comfy. Just chilling as the state says I’m supposed to.

Lockdown ain’t that hard!

yeah right

There’s a Del Taco run in this.

Just wait.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh, shit, sharkbait–you need to make a boulevardier next

Sharkbait

Those are always good. Ill need to re-stock the whiskey cabinet tomorrow

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/rye smile

Sharkbait

I think I discussed it in my negroni review

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Senor Weaselo

It’s 12:13 AM, but I finally have my matcha, dammit. I will need it for the next however long this gig goes.

Senor Weaselo

Hey, and it doesn’t suck! Ceremonial grade and everything!

Sharkbait

What is Matcha? and should I be on the lookout for some?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Japanese green tea thing

Senor Weaselo

This pretty much, it’s a type of green tea that among other things is ground to a fine powder.

yeah right

Ground leaves very much in the green tea district.
They make muffins and everything.

Sharkbait

Thinking of hopping on the Bengals bandwagon now

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“May want to make sure it comes to a complete stop”
–Chris Henry

Senor Weaselo

Playing a gig slated to 12:15 but I’m expecting at least 1. The good news is they have a fancy coffee stand that has matcha. Which after waiting in line for a good ten minutes I ordered which gave them just enough time for them to not be able to make it before I had to go back on stage, sans matcha.

There was sadness. Also that I didn’t get to watch this bloodbath.

BugEyedBoo

In the grand scheme of things, this is minor, but I just had a crown either pop off or the tooth broke. I’m good for about one a year of those.

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Gumbygirl

That sucks. Nothing worse than expensive dental work that goes kablooey.

BugEyedBoo

It’s all going kablooey now. Fixing the fixes at this point.

Col. Duke LaCross

The future Duchess is an investor in this cidery. Good stuff!

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TheRevanchist

Tumeric will appeal to the Goop crowd, so it may work.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is her name Alice?

Sharkbait

Manhattan or negroni next?

Mr. Ayo

1, then 2.

Game Time Decision

Yes

TheRevanchist

Double fisting is always the best option.

Sharkbait

Smart. Less trips to the kitchen

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Or triple fisting”
–Houston, thinking about how the next 500 could be more efficient

Gatoraids

Belichick looking into rituals to possess the body of Bruce Arians but keeps on getting blocked by the blessed Kangol

Gumbygirl

Was that an earthquake, or just my cat tromping around? Seriously, Henry weighs 9 lbs but when he walks on your boobs, you feel it!

Doktor Zymm

We are starting our descent into chicago, well done Bills!

LemonJello

Ol’Titty Kisser in to wrap this one up. And with that, I’ll see you all tomorrow! Later, Taters!

Horatio Cornblower

C’mon, unleash Trubisky!

Sharkbait

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Doktor Zymm

Bills win by 30 and the score STILL makes it sound more competitive than it actually was. Wow

Redshirt

The only downside is they’ll probably end the TD streak by taking a knee.

ballsofsteelandfury

This has been quite the night. Off to watch AFLW! Adelaide v North Melbourne starts in 5 minutes.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s what you need down 37 points in the 4th quarter: a TD after a nearly 7 minute drive.

LemonJello

Looks like the P*ts are getting warmed up for the 5th quarter.

Redshirt

Oh, if only Tom Brady was still QB’ing the Patriots.

Gumbygirl

Go to bed, you’re drunk!

Doktor Zymm

Then this would be even betterer!

Horatio Cornblower

If Buffalo gets the ball back do they put the scrubs in, or do they try to go 8-for-8?

Doktor Zymm

I mean, eight IS great
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Horatio Cornblower

AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH

Gatoraids

Fake the kneel and go deep

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

More.

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