That first game. Wow, what a doozy! That play midway through the third quarter? Amazing! JK, I’m composing this 1 1/2 hours before the first tilt even starts.
To The Game!
Pats/Bills:
-Is McDermott at a place in his coaching career where he can beat Old Bill twice in one season? Sure, he did it last season. (it was a trick question)
-Last time these teams played the Bills placed their lb’s almost directly behind the d-line, daring Macaroon Jones to beat them through the air. He did not.
-As a matter of factoid, Jones has tossed up as many picks (5) in his last four games as he did in the first ten games of the season.
-As noted before, Daboll finally trusting Singletary for multiple series in a row has resulted in the latter averaging almost 100 yards from scrimmage over the last four games. In my opinion, this is the last piece of Buffalo’s puzzle-to be able to run time off the clock when they need to.
-Feeling Their Oats? (no idea what that means) The Bills have won three of their last four vs the Pats. Before that they had lost 35 of the last 40.
-I’m thinking there might be a few frozen balls bouncing off the arms and chest of a few Buffalo pass catchers tonight. It’s not going to be “Canada Cold” but it will be cold enough.
-If the Pats play man (which is a rumor going round-likely started by Bill himself, that wily old codger) look for Allen to run a bit more than usual.
Play nice in the comments.
Beasley complaining he’s getting called for PI if he even breathes on the defender and the refs say “exactly, you anti-vax piece of shit.”
No plan survives contact with the enemy, particularly if you are your own worst enemy.
Keep the pedal to the metal, you magnificent Buffalo bastards!
WELL?!?!
It puts the lotion on its skin!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO GOD’S WILL YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
Bill’s contract with the Devil may finally have lapsed
The Devil lives in Tampa now.
“I’ve been busy screwing Brocky in Fantasy Football. My bad.”
-Yahweh
Deus lo Volt!
That briefly looked promising
This field has to be harder than cement by this point, right?
Oh, look, another pickerception for Buffalo.
Only if they watered it properly, otherwise it heaves up in places giving you FedEx field.
CBS needs to get GCI Patrick Swayze and have Whoopi Goldberg as special guest on that show Ghost.
Are the value of pistachios, like certain women, overinflated because they make you work for it? Are cashews the true nut champion!?!
Both are so good. Shelled pistachios are a game changer.
I don’t want to admit how long it took me to realize that they dye pistachios red.
Wait, what? Pistachios aren’t red, are they?
They were dyed red to hide imperfections!
Simple roasted honey peanut man myself
If so, why not walnuts?
Let me take a moment to say how much I enjoy our Clubhouse P*ts supporters, for good-naturedly giving us some Great Full Heel material tonight. It’s keeping me from passing out.
I do what I can
Is it ok to write ‘Game Over’ in my dream journal?
Who gets a bigger ass chewing from Grumblelord at the half; the OC or DC?
Their wives first, of course.
your mom grumble grumble
I haven’t seen Patriots get hit in the face like this since Ashli Babbitt.
I think it’s time that the media has the conversation about whether or not football should even be allowed to exist as a sport.
It IS A pandemic still. SHUT IT DOWN
Oh man that wasn’t even a completed pass.
Buffalo needs to try score 50. If they don’t, they’re going to Atlanta this shit.
From your mouth to the Football God’s ears!
I’ve seen weirder shit, but it seems unlikely.
Alright, good half Buffalo. Pats down 27-3, no way they come back from th…hold on, getting something from the producers…
No Shanahans on the coaching staff
Well, it isn’t 28-3…
Some meta strategery on missing that extra point!
Dread Zeppelin-arriving too late to the Bills party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaMfgPMA8f0&ab_channel=DreadZeppelin
The direct line from NFL HQ to the Officiating Crew’s locker room at halftime:
Me, watching all the breath steaming out of the players:
They haven’t played like this since that Chiefs game in 2014. This is fucking horseshit.
Oh god I blacked that game out of my memory
I think someone misunderstood when Bill asked for a tissue paper defense for the game.
Where was this Devin Singletary when I had him in fantasy?
I will say this about crypto: yes, it’s stupid as fuck. HOWEVER, I could still use it to buy an old desiccated Soviet nuke to take care of this problem in Orchard Park.
Is it too late to swap the Chargers into the playoff? They’d have a better shot here.
And here I was thinking this would be a close game. I guess it still might be after hoodie pulls out the carrots and the tasers during halftime
Congratulations, Newest Bills Fan!
And I already have a scarf from the Halloween game I went to!
If it’s any consolation to Pats fans, I’m expecting KC to give the Steelers the same treatment tomorrow.
So, like, there’s something to look forward to!
We’re gonna get pantsed.
HARF HARF THE BEN USED TO DO THAT THEN THE LAWTALK MAN SAID THE BEN CAN’T DO THAT AND THE BEN WAS SAD BUT THEN COACH MAN GAVE THE BEN CHOCO TACO AND THEN BEN WAS HAPPY
Live report from my pants:
This is quite the half for Buffalo…
Imagine being as physically gifted as Josh Allen-If I was I could have finished in the top ten in rebounding in my intramural basketball league. Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?
I want Josh Allen’s home address.
At least the Ice Giants won
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1482534734181851149
Sup
Instances of domestic abuse in the greater Boston area?
-greater Providence area
Erections in Western New York.
Streaming has been crapping out so will rely on these here comments to help me picture what is going on. With some fun embellishments of course
EVERYONE IS MELTING AND HUGGING EACH OTHER
/Hippostream
No YOU’RE melting down in the comments section because of your stupid fucking football team!!!
Just heating up dinner first.
Your tears, they nourish me
Tears do have salt, so they probably taste good too!
Probably not a good sign for Pats fans.
https://twitter.com/BobbyBeltTX/status/1482528113028435974
FAKE THE PUNT! DO IT!
Oh noes, a mental error from The Legend of White Mac? THIS CAN NOT BE SO!
THE REFS AHH FACKIN RAYCISTS
HAIL Berrrrgh
Pats Needed that flag
How did Grumblelord not have White Mac wearing TB12’s number? The officals would give him every fucking call just out of habit.
https://twitter.com/normcharlatan/status/1482535630668247041
SHANKK’LOR BE PRAISED!
/yeah, that won’t come back to bite Buffalo in the ass later….
Found a funny;
ME: “Uncle Mark” is too formal. Call me “the fun uncle” ha ha
NEPHEW: I’ll call you Uncle Shirt because you leave your shirt on in the pool
I will burn western New York to the ground.
Will anyone notice?
It will smell nicer, so yes.
The Patriots HAVE to win the Super Bowl. It’s God’s will, and I will absolutely not hear anything to the contrary.
You seem like like someone that would be very susceptible to a cryptocurrency pitch right now.
BILLS are legit rocking 💪
I think that would qualify as gentrification.
FINALLY WARM