Your Petronel/Horatio (Niners/Cowboys) Darby and Open Thread

We’re shouting out to the ladies on the site by throwing a different kind of Derby hat on the banner pic. <Sarcasm Alert!>There’s so much bad blood between Petro and Horatio already, I just hope things don’t get out of hand in the comment section today! Mods, keep your bannination fingers at the ready!

To The Game!

Niners/Cowboys:

-The 12-5 Dallas club led the league in scoring and yards gained but quite a few yakkers felt that those losses were letdowns and shouldn’t have happened. I mean, were they supposed to go undefeated? When this team is on there’s very little to stop them. Full stop.

-I guess we’ll find out when the season ends what the true extent of his injury (injuries?) is/are but the two-time rushing leader just doesn’t have the zip that we’ve seen in the past. It’s amazing to me that he hasn’t run for 100 since wk. 5. You’d think he’d get to triple digits just by falling over. But to talk solely about him is a disservice to Pollard, who chipped in with 700+. The ‘Boys running game is just fine.

-Jimmy’s Last Stand? What with the amount of draft capital expended to grab Trey Lance, he must be the starter in week 1 next year or John Lynch will be laughed out of/bound and dumped into the Bay. So what does Jimmy bring to the O? Competency. Boring, dependable competency. He can hand off with the best of them. I’m just a bit fearful of a Deebo/Lance/Mitchell backfield next year and will be fading the hell out of Kittle in fantasy.

-Speaking of, Deebo is the first of his kind (a South Carolina kid, no silly, a wr) to put together a season of 1,770 all-purpose yards in the way that he did. Much props to Shanny Jr. for increasing his touches by 5-9 per game. We’ll be seeing much more of this across the league for sure.

-Of all the games played this weekend this one is said to be the best for an upset, what with San Franny coming in on a roll. Stop The Narrative! What of the Cowboys winning 5 of their last 6 with the only loss being a three point shortfall to the Cards?

Tap away.

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The Maestro

The biggest takeaway from this afternoon is that we need to nuke the entire NFC East from orbit.

Gatoraids

Rename to conference to the SEC lite

Doktor Zymm

What else has been true for years?

Doktor Zymm

A very Cowboys ending, or the very Cowboyest ending?

Horatio Cornblower

Honestly it’s hard to top that for dumbfuckery.

SonOfSpam

Patriots: Skullfucked
Cowboys: Umpfucked

/blasts specific Ice Cube track

Spur

The Dallas Dildo roams the sideline holding a clipboard.

ThePirateSloth

This Not Prince guy for Dr Pepper needs to sit the fuck down

Horatio Cornblower

Fun fact, that’s the guy that finished second in the original American Idol season.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a well deserved loss, and they would have been slaughtered in Green Bay next week anyway, but I look forward to Cowboys Fans Reacting Reasonably to the umpire banging into the center and Dak as time ran out.

Which to be clear is not his fault, and was really an inevitable result of just one final dumb decision in a game full of them.

Congratulations to Petronel, the 49ers simply played better. Much, much better.

Petronel

Thanks. And congrats to you and to all Cowboys fans for an excellent season.

We may well get killed next week, but it’s an honor to have the opportunity to try. 🙂

Petronel

And the chant arises from the stands of the honored and not humbled defeated…

”BEAT GREEN BAY
BEAT GREEN BAY”

Last edited 2 years ago by Petronel
rockingdog

Hahahaha
49ers are moving on
That’s Rocking!

Spur

Give’em Hell San Fran. Really, burn Rodgers at the stake,

clint greasewood

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Doktor Zymm

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Gumbygirl

Wow, that was bullshit. They should have had a couple more seconds.

Spur

Suspired that didn’t end with a flag

Gatoraids

Refs was asking New York if he could throw a flag on himself

ThePirateSloth

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SonOfSpam

Dumbest possible ending. How wonderful!

Petronel

what a clusterfuck ending.

helluva game, Boyz fans, and helluva season.

Gumbygirl

Enjoy your victory! My evening is not going to be as much fun as yours, but I am making a chicken pot pie, so yay?

ballsofsteelandfury

Ref bumps the player to end the game. Now I’ve seen everything

Brick Meathook

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

I guess you haven’t seen everything.

Spur

That ref got in the way!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lol

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Col. Duke LaCross

Jesus Henry Christ

Doktor Zymm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who will explain to the nickelodeon viewers that these are the 6th and 7th best teams in the NFC?

Horatio Cornblower

“And now here’s Caillou, to explain why the umpire has to touch the ball before every snap.”

Mr. Ayo

I’m enjoying this incredibly stupid footballing!

Spur

WTF is San Fran doing???

ThePirateSloth

This hail mary will end in a Seahawks TD

Horatio Cornblower

Dallas: Surprise!

King Hippo

This is getting…less likey.

ThePirateSloth

For fucks sake

Doktor Zymm

However this ends up, I sure as hell these refs don’t get any more playoff games either

Gatoraids

2 refs crews banned in asingle weekend

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Punt return for a TD and missed XP is what we want.

Three and out is what we deserve.

Horatio Cornblower

Lamb returns the punt for a TD and then Zeurlien shanks the PAT

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What the shit, get out of my brain

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t make me go get Heather.

Doktor Zymm

Bullshit. I don’t believe Trent did anything wrong.

Petronel

Oh what the FUCK

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The important thing is that Horatio can’t drink

Horatio Cornblower

I hate you so much.

ThePirateSloth

No one trusts you Jeem

Horatio Cornblower

Kick a field goal, let the guy have some fun.

Spur

get on with it!

ballsofsteelandfury

Watch the Boys jump offside

Last edited 2 years ago by ballsofsteelandfury
King Hippo

Just extending the agony. Me likey.

Doktor Zymm

Which team is more of a Hedwig?

Petronel

AAARGH

rockingdog

Can’t say this game wasn’t exciting!!!
Yay football! 🏈

Horatio Cornblower

That might be short by an inch, by what does it matter? You’re not stopping them on 4th and inches, and if they punt you’re not scoring a TD.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Hey size queen! There’s nothing wrong with being short by an inch. Or two, or three. Or four.” – Brett Favre.

Spur

This 49er Team better play like this in Greenbay next week.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The NFL head office won’t let the game end like this.

Petronel

DEEBO’D…?

Petronel

DEEBO’D!

ballsofsteelandfury

Game, Petronels!

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