Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t want either of these teams to lose. They’re fairly likeable (yes, I know-Beasley, Tyreek and Andy may be excluded here to varying degrees) and play a brand of wide open football that non-fans of the teams can enjoy. A Shield’s wet dream, unfortunately. Damnit! I fell for it again, didn’t I?
To The Game!
Bills/Chiefs:
-Despite these formidable D’s this looks like an old-fashioned shootout, doesn’t it?
-But, It Was The Steelers: Mahomes was back to his old slinging self last week to the tune of 404 yards and 5 TD’s.
-Anything You Can Do: Allen wasn’t far behind, carving up a phenomenal Pats D as though it was a patsy that Alabama scheduled early in the fall. Will there be a letdown or is Buffalo a ridiculous juggernaut on a roll?
-I do feel that one other Bills wr will have to step up today other than Diggs and my money is on the slowly improving, evolving Gabe Davis. Mackenzie and Beasley are chain movers and that’s all well and good but Davis can run intermediate and long routes and get separation.
-Chiefs Wildcard?: I’d go with Jerick McKinnon, the guy who racked up 142 scrimmage yards last week. Why the hell would K.C. move away from a sequence of plays that was so obviously successful?
-Buffalo reminds me a lot of Cincy in that they are in the process of vanquishing old foes that had been obstacles for years. The Bills are much further along that path but they do need to get past the Chiefs in a playoff game.
Your turn!
Not that I’m against punching Cole Beasley in the head, but isn’t that illegal in the NFL?
SHHHHH
No, and it shouldn’t be.
I didn’t see anything. You must be more drunk than me.
Josh Allen is a lunatic.
Fuck yeah he is!!!
This may be over the top, but this feels like the best weekend of playoff football I have seen…ever.
Getting rid of Rogers and Brady feels like a gift.
Boy, Beasley dropped that ball like it was a readily available, extensively tested and free vaccination for a highly contagious disease with potentially devastating adverse health effects.
Plays like that seem like a good way to get 1 yard while also tearing your QB’s hamstring right off his femur.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PV__CSo1mC4/UA9FVrNk9wI/AAAAAAAAFFY/TrJGENIjLYo/s1600/NL+Sports+lr.jpg
The PJ O’Rourke era National Lampoon weighed in on the subject
Reddit is god awful. But if you are ever having a bad day, I highly recommend scanning through https://www.reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/
This is clearly going to come down to the Butt Kicker. But, for a 29-27 Chefs win, or 29-all and Extra Time?
And does he make or miss?
were heading for a Kick off winner
My favorite was always Jarmila.
Jesus. Not exactly subtle about it, were they?
lol nah subtle don’t win gold medals
Oh, my bad, turns out she’s cool, just rigorous training and high doses of B12. Why, with enough dedication, and presumably enough B12 to blot out the Sun, anyone could do it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarmila_Kratochv%C3%ADlov%C3%A1#Allegations_of_drug_use
They just dont make’em like they used to
No, they’re still making men. You just need a Y chromosome.
6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot, what the fuck?
Good call Andy Reid, 3rd and 1, take the ball out of Mahomes’ hands. Just awful
parentingcoaching.Oh sure, Andy, you’ll take the ball away from Mahomes in a crucial situation, but won’t take the keys away from Britt after he’s had 1 or 8 too many at the bar.
I thought he was at work drinking
Rams adjusted ticket policy to prevent 49ers fans from taking over SoFi Stadium? (msn.com)
LA Rams is pulling a Tennessee.
The Chargers have been doing that as well, but to their own fans.
Good. They earned a home game.
Good. Obviously, I won’t be buying a ticket as I am a cheap bastard, but still, good.
Theres a thread on the 49ers subreddit on how to circumvent this
I haven’t seen Tyreek Hill take evasive actions like that since he avoided jail for beating his kid.
Man, Reek made the Bills’ punt team look like helpless children.
Pringle couldn’t have just one.
Is that a young Summer Sanders?
That’s a young Kornelia Ender, one of the early East German science projects who won a bunch of gold medals while hopped up on more ‘roids than anyone in the game we’re currently watching.
I am pro-steroids so I see nothing wrong here.
According to GDR records, they doped up the gals without their knowledge, which makes it far worse
Yep. Real garbage people. Shocked that Germans would conduct experiments without the subject’s consent. Just so unlike them.
What’s her game?
Worst tuck job ever
Like an East German womans’ athlete in the 1970s.
Edit: exactly like as it turns out
Dude looks like a lady.
Who’s that?!
-ARod
The only thing faster than Tyreek Hill with a ball is Tyreek Hill’s kid with a car after he dumps Dad off in a one-star nursing home with CTE-related dementia and never comes back.
Tyreek Hill’s always playing tag out there, just like a little kid, who he also hits.
A little early perhaps, but a field goal now puts the visitors ahead for the quadfecta!
Xerox of fate demands more toner
STAMPEDE
We are running out of bananas for these cakes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QqkrIDeTeA
Hat tip to Scotchy. The man knows his shit!
inorite???
It’s how the biker gang earns their buffalo wings.
Wild.
Bison >hogs
/BANANACAKES has enter the chat
Hell Yeah
https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt/status/1485426095511986179
Didn’t realize the Reid kid was out of jail and had pulled Mahomes into his crap, but here we a…Oh, Andy Reid is dealing, like in plays. I get it.
In my defense, the confusion is understandable.
Shankh’lor restoring balance to the universe, given the way the rest of the weekend’s games have been ending.
SHANK’LOR FEEDS AGAIN!
So far, this is the best game of the playoffs.
The last game was pretty good, albeit in a completely different way.
That was impressive.
Hi Doink! Nice to see you!
Bills are going to regret that punt
Chevy going hard to prove coal-rollin gray goatee red hats aren’t their only market. Especially since none of those is a growth market thanks to covid.
Meanwhile, I’ve been distracted by an actually very civil discussion about gender and sports on FB.
I was scrolling mindlessly through Twitter myself!
Why would you lie to us?
Everyone knows the best female athletes are dudes. The East Germans figured this out decades ago.
How bad would that breath be?
They’re vegetarians, probably not very rank.
Still guessing unpleasant.
Alright I showed up, can we get another special teams touchdown now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eksV02us5DQ&ab
https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1485412838529196033?s=20
YES (kinda think AB woulda been helpful)
Nope. Not bitter at all.
“Excuse me, do you have a moment to learn about Tatanka, our lord and savior?
Strong Parental instincts
still safer than a Bills tailgate and with scars that heal easier
They did the right thing, can always make moar kids
Shank’lor is positively BASKING today!
HAIL SHAN’KHOR
SHANK’LOR appears to another!
Luckily the Chiefs are a second half team.
Shanklor is busy!
GabeDown! I kinda called it.
Considering I’m watching an illegal stream of this game, it’s safe to say I’m definitely getting my money’s worth out of watching thus far.
I really want a post season “State Farm Curse” to become a thing.
The fact they kept Throw Rogan on board is reason enough.