Your Reverend/Revanchist (Bills/Chiefs) Tussle and Open Thread

Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t want either of these teams to lose. They’re fairly likeable (yes, I know-Beasley, Tyreek and Andy may be excluded here to varying degrees) and play a brand of wide open football that non-fans of the teams can enjoy. A Shield’s wet dream, unfortunately. Damnit! I fell for it again, didn’t I?

To The Game!

Bills/Chiefs:

-Despite these formidable D’s this looks like an old-fashioned shootout, doesn’t it?

-But, It Was The Steelers: Mahomes was back to his old slinging self last week to the tune of 404 yards and 5 TD’s.

-Anything You Can Do: Allen wasn’t far behind, carving up a phenomenal Pats D as though it was a patsy that Alabama scheduled early in the fall. Will there be a letdown or is Buffalo a ridiculous juggernaut on a roll?

-I do feel that one other Bills wr will have to step up today other than Diggs and my money is on the slowly improving, evolving Gabe Davis. Mackenzie and Beasley are chain movers and that’s all well and good but Davis can run intermediate and long routes and get separation.

-Chiefs Wildcard?: I’d go with Jerick McKinnon, the guy who racked up 142 scrimmage yards last week. Why the hell would K.C. move away from a sequence of plays that was so obviously successful?

-Buffalo reminds me a lot of Cincy in that they are in the process of vanquishing old foes that had been obstacles for years. The Bills are much further along that path but they do need to get past the Chiefs in a playoff game.

Your turn!

 

 

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Horatio Cornblower

Not that I’m against punching Cole Beasley in the head, but isn’t that illegal in the NFL?

Doktor Zymm

SHHHHH

SonOfSpam

No, and it shouldn’t be.

TheRevanchist

I didn’t see anything. You must be more drunk than me.

The Maestro

Josh Allen is a lunatic.

Brocky

Fuck yeah he is!!!

JustStopDude

This may be over the top, but this feels like the best weekend of playoff football I have seen…ever.

Gumbygirl

Getting rid of Rogers and Brady feels like a gift.

Horatio Cornblower

Boy, Beasley dropped that ball like it was a readily available, extensively tested and free vaccination for a highly contagious disease with potentially devastating adverse health effects.

Horatio Cornblower

Plays like that seem like a good way to get 1 yard while also tearing your QB’s hamstring right off his femur.

Recovery Whiskey

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PV__CSo1mC4/UA9FVrNk9wI/AAAAAAAAFFY/TrJGENIjLYo/s1600/NL+Sports+lr.jpg

The PJ O’Rourke era National Lampoon weighed in on the subject

JustStopDude

Reddit is god awful. But if you are ever having a bad day, I highly recommend scanning through https://www.reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/

King Hippo

This is clearly going to come down to the Butt Kicker. But, for a 29-27 Chefs win, or 29-all and Extra Time?

And does he make or miss?

Spur

were heading for a Kick off winner

Doktor Zymm

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SonOfSpam

My favorite was always Jarmila.

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Horatio Cornblower

Jesus. Not exactly subtle about it, were they?

SonOfSpam

lol nah subtle don’t win gold medals

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, my bad, turns out she’s cool, just rigorous training and high doses of B12. Why, with enough dedication, and presumably enough B12 to blot out the Sun, anyone could do it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarmila_Kratochv%C3%ADlov%C3%A1#Allegations_of_drug_use

Spur

They just dont make’em like they used to

Horatio Cornblower

No, they’re still making men. You just need a Y chromosome.

NotShogunButShogun

6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot, what the fuck?

SonOfSpam

Good call Andy Reid, 3rd and 1, take the ball out of Mahomes’ hands. Just awful parenting coaching.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh sure, Andy, you’ll take the ball away from Mahomes in a crucial situation, but won’t take the keys away from Britt after he’s had 1 or 8 too many at the bar.

Game Time Decision

I thought he was at work drinking

Horatio Cornblower

The Chargers have been doing that as well, but to their own fans.

Gumbygirl

Good. They earned a home game.

SonOfSpam

Good. Obviously, I won’t be buying a ticket as I am a cheap bastard, but still, good.

Recovery Whiskey

Theres a thread on the 49ers subreddit on how to circumvent this

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Horatio Cornblower

I haven’t seen Tyreek Hill take evasive actions like that since he avoided jail for beating his kid.

SonOfSpam

Man, Reek made the Bills’ punt team look like helpless children.

makeitsnowondem

Pringle couldn’t have just one.

Doktor Zymm

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TheRevanchist

Is that a young Summer Sanders?

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a young Kornelia Ender, one of the early East German science projects who won a bunch of gold medals while hopped up on more ‘roids than anyone in the game we’re currently watching.

TheRevanchist

I am pro-steroids so I see nothing wrong here.

Doktor Zymm

According to GDR records, they doped up the gals without their knowledge, which makes it far worse

Horatio Cornblower

Yep. Real garbage people. Shocked that Germans would conduct experiments without the subject’s consent. Just so unlike them.

SonOfSpam

What’s her game?

Mr. Ayo

Worst tuck job ever

Recovery Whiskey

Like an East German womans’ athlete in the 1970s.

Edit: exactly like as it turns out

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Gumbygirl

Dude looks like a lady.

Spur

Who’s that?!
-ARod

Horatio Cornblower

The only thing faster than Tyreek Hill with a ball is Tyreek Hill’s kid with a car after he dumps Dad off in a one-star nursing home with CTE-related dementia and never comes back.

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

Tyreek Hill’s always playing tag out there, just like a little kid, who he also hits.

Downfield Matriculator

A little early perhaps, but a field goal now puts the visitors ahead for the quadfecta!

Gatoraids

Xerox of fate demands more toner

Recovery Whiskey

STAMPEDE

Doktor Zymm

We are running out of bananas for these cakes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QqkrIDeTeA

Fronkenshteen

Hat tip to Scotchy. The man knows his shit!

King Hippo

inorite???

Spur

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TheRevanchist

It’s how the biker gang earns their buffalo wings.

Horatio Cornblower

Wild.

Game Time Decision

Bison >hogs

WCS

/BANANACAKES has enter the chat

SonOfSpam

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Spur

Hell Yeah
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Horatio Cornblower

https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt/status/1485426095511986179

Didn’t realize the Reid kid was out of jail and had pulled Mahomes into his crap, but here we a…Oh, Andy Reid is dealing, like in plays. I get it.

In my defense, the confusion is understandable.

Petronel

Shankh’lor restoring balance to the universe, given the way the rest of the weekend’s games have been ending.

Beerguyrob

SHANK’LOR FEEDS AGAIN!

TheRevanchist

So far, this is the best game of the playoffs.

Horatio Cornblower

The last game was pretty good, albeit in a completely different way.

WCS

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That was impressive.

Doktor Zymm

Hi Doink! Nice to see you!

Horatio Cornblower

Bills are going to regret that punt

Recovery Whiskey

Chevy going hard to prove coal-rollin gray goatee red hats aren’t their only market. Especially since none of those is a growth market thanks to covid.

Doktor Zymm

Meanwhile, I’ve been distracted by an actually very civil discussion about gender and sports on FB.

Gumbygirl

I was scrolling mindlessly through Twitter myself!

Horatio Cornblower

Why would you lie to us?

JustStopDude

Everyone knows the best female athletes are dudes. The East Germans figured this out decades ago.

Spur

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Game Time Decision

How bad would that breath be?

Horatio Cornblower

They’re vegetarians, probably not very rank.

Still guessing unpleasant.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alright I showed up, can we get another special teams touchdown now?

Spur
SonOfSpam

YES (kinda think AB woulda been helpful)

Beerguyrob

Nope. Not bitter at all.

Spur

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LemonJello

“Excuse me, do you have a moment to learn about Tatanka, our lord and savior?

Spur

Strong Parental instincts
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Gatoraids

still safer than a Bills tailgate and with scars that heal easier

SonOfSpam

They did the right thing, can always make moar kids

Doktor Zymm

Shank’lor is positively BASKING today!

The Maestro

HAIL SHAN’KHOR

WCS

SHANK’LOR appears to another!

TheRevanchist

Luckily the Chiefs are a second half team.

NotShogunButShogun

Shanklor is busy!

The Maestro

Considering I’m watching an illegal stream of this game, it’s safe to say I’m definitely getting my money’s worth out of watching thus far.

JustStopDude

I really want a post season “State Farm Curse” to become a thing.

Recovery Whiskey

The fact they kept Throw Rogan on board is reason enough.