Your Reverend/Revanchist (Bills/Chiefs) Tussle and Open Thread

Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t want either of these teams to lose. They’re fairly likeable (yes, I know-Beasley, Tyreek and Andy may be excluded here to varying degrees) and play a brand of wide open football that non-fans of the teams can enjoy. A Shield’s wet dream, unfortunately. Damnit! I fell for it again, didn’t I?

To The Game!

Bills/Chiefs:

-Despite these formidable D’s this looks like an old-fashioned shootout, doesn’t it?

-But, It Was The Steelers: Mahomes was back to his old slinging self last week to the tune of 404 yards and 5 TD’s.

-Anything You Can Do: Allen wasn’t far behind, carving up a phenomenal Pats D as though it was a patsy that Alabama scheduled early in the fall. Will there be a letdown or is Buffalo a ridiculous juggernaut on a roll?

-I do feel that one other Bills wr will have to step up today other than Diggs and my money is on the slowly improving, evolving Gabe Davis. Mackenzie and Beasley are chain movers and that’s all well and good but Davis can run intermediate and long routes and get separation.

-Chiefs Wildcard?: I’d go with Jerick McKinnon, the guy who racked up 142 scrimmage yards last week. Why the hell would K.C. move away from a sequence of plays that was so obviously successful?

-Buffalo reminds me a lot of Cincy in that they are in the process of vanquishing old foes that had been obstacles for years. The Bills are much further along that path but they do need to get past the Chiefs in a playoff game.

Your turn!

 

 

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Petronel

Hey, guy on the Chiefs sideline waggling his finger, given the way this game has been going recently, you MIGHT not want to tempt fate with that shit.

Last edited 2 years ago by Petronel
Horatio Cornblower

I think that was Kelce. Pretty sure long-term thinking isn’t his thing.

Petronel

AS I WAS SAYING….

Horatio Cornblower

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Spur

Come on Bills. You can do this

JustStopDude

I’m supposed to go to sleep after this…

Gatoraids

Weve entered

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King Hippo

I am waaaayyyyyy out of words. JESUS.

Senor Weaselo

TOO MUCH TIME? Well, we’ll see!

Petronel

Mahomes with the epic “FUCK YEAH” face

makeitsnowondem

HIDE YOUR KIDS

makeitsnowondem

*HYDE YOUR KIDS

SonOfSpam

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Doktor Zymm

I’m done with my suspension of disbelief. Who threw a banana into the simulation?
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TheRevanchist

My dog is very upset with my cheering, but she is the best mascot ever. Suck it, Buttmellow.

The Maestro

Football is the greatest sport in the goddamn world.

The Maestro

And Tyreek Hill remains vile trash. But I repeat myself.

Brocky

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SonOfSpam

so ashamed how hard I laughed at that also how hard it made me

Spur

Of course its Hill

SonOfSpam

“Where you want this truckload of flour, sugar, eggs, and bananas?”

-driver of semi-truck pulling up to DFO clubhouse

Gatoraids

Bills were smart just letting hill score there

Horatio Cornblower

Of course the worst person on the field is the hero. Of course he is.

WCS

Well…. we’ve gone to plaid.

Redshirt

Oh, come on!

NotShogunButShogun

Do we have anything beyond plaid?

Redshirt

Double plaid or Plaided Banana?

Beerguyrob

Tartan?

LemonJello

Ho. Lee. Fuk.

Sharkbait

Holy Bananacakes

King Hippo

THEY DONE SCORED TOO FAST!!!

JustStopDude

Holy shit.

Petronel

WOW

Spur

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ThePirateSloth

Why 7 Nation Army inside the stadium? I am confused

SonOfSpam

obvs celebrating the 7 Native American Tribes in the local area

JustStopDude

I just realized something. If that idiot that ran on the field was a Chief’s fan, and they end up losing this game, I think that dude is going to end up dead like Andrés Escobar.

King Hippo

I kind of want Extra Time. Even though I live bet BUF at +200 in Q3

Horatio Cornblower

The TD distracted me, but how drunk do you have to be to decide that it’s a good idea to run onto a field where there are 22 jacked-up violent sociopaths whose literal job is to hit people?

Save that for baseball.

Doktor Zymm

Drunk or into that sort of thing

Horatio Cornblower

Fair point, I shouldn’t kinkshame.

Doktor Zymm

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makeitsnowondem

Gabriel Davis just showed us what it would be like if looks could kill.

SonOfSpam

Visiting team up by 3? CHECK.

Recovery Whiskey

Beastly divisional round

Mr. Ayo

#PLAID

The Maestro

JOSH ALLEN IS AN F-150 WITH LASER GUIDED ANTI-AIRCRAFT MISSILES

Spur

This feels like the music for this moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSPcZGJDCA4&ab

JustStopDude

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SonOfSpam

Well well well, if it ain’t my old friend Le Cake du Bananas.

King Hippo

HOW WILL SAID CAKES BE ICED??

Doktor Zymm

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Recovery Whiskey

BUFFALO

Mr. Ayo

Oh my

Spur

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King Hippo

Blow (the coverage on) Gabriel, BLOOOOOWWWWW

Spur

FUCK YEAH!

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, it’s 4th and 13, what we should do?

Whatever you do, don’t cover Diggs.

JustStopDude

OH MY GOD HOW WAS HE THAT OPEN?!?!

Horatio Cornblower

Sniper

JustStopDude

Please tell me that the idiot tackled violently on the field was Mahomes’ shithead brother.

Recovery Whiskey

Or State Farm Jake

Petronel

He just wanted them all to have the Patrick Price.

Horatio Cornblower

C’mon man, Brady and Rodgers already lost this weekend. Don’t make God work overtime.

NotShogunButShogun

We might be able to put some of the bananas back.

NotShogunButShogun

I retract my statement. Call Chiquita.

Redshirt
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Doktor Zymm

They make those cape things for divers too and they are astoundingly warm

Horatio Cornblower

They look toasty as hell.

Redshirt

Part of me wants the playoffs to end at this round and just declare four co-Champions. There’re no way the remaining three playoff games can top these four games we’ve seen this weekend.

Horatio Cornblower

-Mike Brown, trying to save on post-season payroll