Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t want either of these teams to lose. They’re fairly likeable (yes, I know-Beasley, Tyreek and Andy may be excluded here to varying degrees) and play a brand of wide open football that non-fans of the teams can enjoy. A Shield’s wet dream, unfortunately. Damnit! I fell for it again, didn’t I?
To The Game!
Bills/Chiefs:
-Despite these formidable D’s this looks like an old-fashioned shootout, doesn’t it?
-But, It Was The Steelers: Mahomes was back to his old slinging self last week to the tune of 404 yards and 5 TD’s.
-Anything You Can Do: Allen wasn’t far behind, carving up a phenomenal Pats D as though it was a patsy that Alabama scheduled early in the fall. Will there be a letdown or is Buffalo a ridiculous juggernaut on a roll?
-I do feel that one other Bills wr will have to step up today other than Diggs and my money is on the slowly improving, evolving Gabe Davis. Mackenzie and Beasley are chain movers and that’s all well and good but Davis can run intermediate and long routes and get separation.
-Chiefs Wildcard?: I’d go with Jerick McKinnon, the guy who racked up 142 scrimmage yards last week. Why the hell would K.C. move away from a sequence of plays that was so obviously successful?
-Buffalo reminds me a lot of Cincy in that they are in the process of vanquishing old foes that had been obstacles for years. The Bills are much further along that path but they do need to get past the Chiefs in a playoff game.
Your turn!
Hey, guy on the Chiefs sideline waggling his finger, given the way this game has been going recently, you MIGHT not want to tempt fate with that shit.
I think that was Kelce. Pretty sure long-term thinking isn’t his thing.
AS I WAS SAYING….
Come on Bills. You can do this
I’m supposed to go to sleep after this…
Weve entered
I am waaaayyyyyy out of words. JESUS.
TOO MUCH TIME? Well, we’ll see!
Mahomes with the epic “FUCK YEAH” face
HIDE YOUR KIDS
*HYDE YOUR KIDS
I’m done with my suspension of disbelief. Who threw a banana into the simulation?
My dog is very upset with my cheering, but she is the best mascot ever. Suck it, Buttmellow.
Football is the greatest sport in the goddamn world.
And Tyreek Hill remains vile trash. But I repeat myself.
so ashamed how hard I laughed at that also how hard it made me
Of course its Hill
“Where you want this truckload of flour, sugar, eggs, and bananas?”
-driver of semi-truck pulling up to DFO clubhouse
Bills were smart just letting hill score there
Of course the worst person on the field is the hero. Of course he is.
Well…. we’ve gone to plaid.
Oh, come on!
Do we have anything beyond plaid?
Double plaid or Plaided Banana?
Tartan?
Ho. Lee. Fuk.
Holy Bananacakes
THEY DONE SCORED TOO FAST!!!
Holy shit.
WOW
Why 7 Nation Army inside the stadium? I am confused
obvs celebrating the 7 Native American Tribes in the local area
I just realized something. If that idiot that ran on the field was a Chief’s fan, and they end up losing this game, I think that dude is going to end up dead like Andrés Escobar.
I kind of want Extra Time. Even though I live bet BUF at +200 in Q3
The TD distracted me, but how drunk do you have to be to decide that it’s a good idea to run onto a field where there are 22 jacked-up violent sociopaths whose literal job is to hit people?
Save that for baseball.
Drunk or into that sort of thing
Fair point, I shouldn’t kinkshame.
Gabriel Davis just showed us what it would be like if looks could kill.
Visiting team up by 3? CHECK.
Beastly divisional round
#PLAID
JOSH ALLEN IS AN F-150 WITH LASER GUIDED ANTI-AIRCRAFT MISSILES
This feels like the music for this moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSPcZGJDCA4&ab
Well well well, if it ain’t my old friend Le Cake du Bananas.
HOW WILL SAID CAKES BE ICED??
BUFFALO
Oh my
Blow (the coverage on) Gabriel, BLOOOOOWWWWW
FUCK YEAH!
Hey, it’s 4th and 13, what we should do?
Whatever you do, don’t cover Diggs.
OH MY GOD HOW WAS HE THAT OPEN?!?!
Sniper
Please tell me that the idiot tackled violently on the field was Mahomes’ shithead brother.
Or State Farm Jake
He just wanted them all to have the Patrick Price.
C’mon man, Brady and Rodgers already lost this weekend. Don’t make God work overtime.
We might be able to put some of the bananas back.
I retract my statement. Call Chiquita.
Put…the bananas… … … back!
Put the candle back – Young Frankenstein – Gene Wilder – YouTube
They make those cape things for divers too and they are astoundingly warm
They look toasty as hell.
Part of me wants the playoffs to end at this round and just declare four co-Champions. There’re no way the remaining three playoff games can top these four games we’ve seen this weekend.
-Mike Brown, trying to save on post-season payroll