Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t want either of these teams to lose. They’re fairly likeable (yes, I know-Beasley, Tyreek and Andy may be excluded here to varying degrees) and play a brand of wide open football that non-fans of the teams can enjoy. A Shield’s wet dream, unfortunately. Damnit! I fell for it again, didn’t I?
To The Game!
Bills/Chiefs:
-Despite these formidable D’s this looks like an old-fashioned shootout, doesn’t it?
-But, It Was The Steelers: Mahomes was back to his old slinging self last week to the tune of 404 yards and 5 TD’s.
-Anything You Can Do: Allen wasn’t far behind, carving up a phenomenal Pats D as though it was a patsy that Alabama scheduled early in the fall. Will there be a letdown or is Buffalo a ridiculous juggernaut on a roll?
-I do feel that one other Bills wr will have to step up today other than Diggs and my money is on the slowly improving, evolving Gabe Davis. Mackenzie and Beasley are chain movers and that’s all well and good but Davis can run intermediate and long routes and get separation.
-Chiefs Wildcard?: I’d go with Jerick McKinnon, the guy who racked up 142 scrimmage yards last week. Why the hell would K.C. move away from a sequence of plays that was so obviously successful?
-Buffalo reminds me a lot of Cincy in that they are in the process of vanquishing old foes that had been obstacles for years. The Bills are much further along that path but they do need to get past the Chiefs in a playoff game.
Your turn!
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Overtime!!!!
Tee hee…
Overtime, nooooooooooooo!
NO FUCKING WAY. NOT A FUCKING CHANCE. HOW.
Ain’t no one sleeping tonight.
If you lose the toss, you best kick onsides.
Jesus, what a game.
Incredible. THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-1ASpdT1Y&ab
I’ll take ‘What If Amway Hired Serial Killers” for $400, Ken.
IS THAT HARRISON BUTKERS MUSIC I HEAR
And we’re going to OT.
OT? Why the fuck not?
Can we haz overtime?
48 yards…holy shit.
And he had at least 15 more vertical
My dinner isn’t even going to taste good after this, and it’s been slow cooking all afternoon, dammit
BOth teams are going to score TD’s again aren’t they?
If this game goes to Overtime, the NFL is more rigged than every US Presidential Election.
Prevent prevents winning.
Is Rev low on fluids?
IS THIS THE END OF DAYS BECAUSE GABRIEL IS BLOWING THESE FOOLS AWAY
or, OR!! 15 yards, timeout, x2? They’ll let you have that I bet
ANDY READ HIPPO’S MIND
Gabriel Davis is going to be the first billion-dollar wide receiver.
No way this is real, did the guy who normally scripts NFL games die of Covid? Where did they find the new guy? Nawt complaining, I like the new guy, but dude’s gotta learn some subtle!
entered sports entertainment
I’m actually body sore from these games today!
That’s stupid.
Boars don’t nest.
Is thus real life?
35 yard seam route and we can stil has EXTRA TIME
Somehow, STILL POSSIBLY TOO MUCH TIME? Your guess is as good as mine!
¡Que rico pastel de plátano!
Oh, dear God. My team’s gotta play the winner of this game next week.
But wads have been shot!
Whoever wins this will need a lengthy refractory period.
You’ve survived this long, you can handle it.
WE BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
I have no fucking words.
THE LEGEND OF JOSH ALLEN IS REAL
“Well, I mean I guess the TD pass into the end zone with 17 seconds left is good, but I would have run it up the middle with the QB myself.”
-Mike McCarthy, through a mouthful of pie.
“Let’s not cover Gabriel Davis; surely he won’t score again.”
too much time tho…
Hahahaha
Wow
Jeeeeeesus!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HOLY FUCK
GABRIEL DAVIS IS STILL OPEN AND IS THIS STILL TOO MUCH TIME???
That was OPI, but whatever.
Great minds think alike.
Also you and I.
I don’t think the league is practicing safe bananas
Even the Wench just said “you’d think they’d cover Davis” and she hates football.
OPI, he shoved off.
Or not.
How the fuck did URBAN MEYER’S JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS beat these same Buffalo Bills?
Plaid Banana
They still ain’t got a man on Gabriel Davis. ADAPT OR DIE
….. I can’t think of anything except Javon belcher