Your Reverend/Revanchist (Bills/Chiefs) Tussle and Open Thread

Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t want either of these teams to lose. They’re fairly likeable (yes, I know-Beasley, Tyreek and Andy may be excluded here to varying degrees) and play a brand of wide open football that non-fans of the teams can enjoy. A Shield’s wet dream, unfortunately. Damnit! I fell for it again, didn’t I?

To The Game!

Bills/Chiefs:

-Despite these formidable D’s this looks like an old-fashioned shootout, doesn’t it?

-But, It Was The Steelers: Mahomes was back to his old slinging self last week to the tune of 404 yards and 5 TD’s.

-Anything You Can Do: Allen wasn’t far behind, carving up a phenomenal Pats D as though it was a patsy that Alabama scheduled early in the fall. Will there be a letdown or is Buffalo a ridiculous juggernaut on a roll?

-I do feel that one other Bills wr will have to step up today other than Diggs and my money is on the slowly improving, evolving Gabe Davis. Mackenzie and Beasley are chain movers and that’s all well and good but Davis can run intermediate and long routes and get separation.

-Chiefs Wildcard?: I’d go with Jerick McKinnon, the guy who racked up 142 scrimmage yards last week. Why the hell would K.C. move away from a sequence of plays that was so obviously successful?

-Buffalo reminds me a lot of Cincy in that they are in the process of vanquishing old foes that had been obstacles for years. The Bills are much further along that path but they do need to get past the Chiefs in a playoff game.

Your turn!

 

 

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TheRevanchist

Overtime!!!!

Beerguyrob

Tee hee…

Gumbygirl

Overtime, nooooooooooooo!

The Maestro

NO FUCKING WAY. NOT A FUCKING CHANCE. HOW.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ain’t no one sleeping tonight.

King Hippo

If you lose the toss, you best kick onsides.

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus, what a game.

SonOfSpam

Incredible. THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS.

Spur
Brocky

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Horatio Cornblower

I’ll take ‘What If Amway Hired Serial Killers” for $400, Ken.

Gatoraids

IS THAT HARRISON BUTKERS MUSIC I HEAR

Horatio Cornblower

And we’re going to OT.

ballsofsteelandfury

OT? Why the fuck not?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can we haz overtime?

JustStopDude

48 yards…holy shit.

Recovery Whiskey

And he had at least 15 more vertical

ThePirateSloth

My dinner isn’t even going to taste good after this, and it’s been slow cooking all afternoon, dammit

JustStopDude

BOth teams are going to score TD’s again aren’t they?

Redshirt

If this game goes to Overtime, the NFL is more rigged than every US Presidential Election.

NotShogunButShogun

Prevent prevents winning.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is Rev low on fluids?

makeitsnowondem

IS THIS THE END OF DAYS BECAUSE GABRIEL IS BLOWING THESE FOOLS AWAY

King Hippo

or, OR!! 15 yards, timeout, x2? They’ll let you have that I bet

King Hippo

ANDY READ HIPPO’S MIND

The Maestro

Gabriel Davis is going to be the first billion-dollar wide receiver.

Doktor Zymm

No way this is real, did the guy who normally scripts NFL games die of Covid? Where did they find the new guy? Nawt complaining, I like the new guy, but dude’s gotta learn some subtle!

Gatoraids

entered sports entertainment

ThePirateSloth

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Gumbygirl

I’m actually body sore from these games today!

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s stupid.

Boars don’t nest.

WCS

Is thus real life?

King Hippo

35 yard seam route and we can stil has EXTRA TIME

Senor Weaselo

Somehow, STILL POSSIBLY TOO MUCH TIME? Your guess is as good as mine!

ballsofsteelandfury

¡Que rico pastel de plátano!

Redshirt

Oh, dear God. My team’s gotta play the winner of this game next week.

SonOfSpam

But wads have been shot!

Horatio Cornblower

Whoever wins this will need a lengthy refractory period.

Brocky

You’ve survived this long, you can handle it.

WE BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

JustStopDude

I have no fucking words.

The Maestro

THE LEGEND OF JOSH ALLEN IS REAL

Horatio Cornblower

“Well, I mean I guess the TD pass into the end zone with 17 seconds left is good, but I would have run it up the middle with the QB myself.”

-Mike McCarthy, through a mouthful of pie.

SonOfSpam

“Let’s not cover Gabriel Davis; surely he won’t score again.”

Gatoraids

too much time tho…

Recovery Whiskey

Hahahaha

NotShogunButShogun

Wow

Gumbygirl

Jeeeeeesus!

Spur

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sharkbait

HOLY FUCK

King Hippo

GABRIEL DAVIS IS STILL OPEN AND IS THIS STILL TOO MUCH TIME???

TheRevanchist

That was OPI, but whatever.

Horatio Cornblower

Great minds think alike.

Also you and I.

Doktor Zymm

I don’t think the league is practicing safe bananas
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ThePirateSloth

Even the Wench just said “you’d think they’d cover Davis” and she hates football.

Horatio Cornblower

OPI, he shoved off.

Horatio Cornblower

Or not.

The Maestro

How the fuck did URBAN MEYER’S JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS beat these same Buffalo Bills?

NotShogunButShogun

Plaid Banana

King Hippo

They still ain’t got a man on Gabriel Davis. ADAPT OR DIE

Brocky

….. I can’t think of anything except Javon belcher