Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”
The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”
Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.
To The Game!
Rams/Bucs:
-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.
-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.
-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.
-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.
-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.
-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?
Make a comment or twelve.
OMYGAAAWWWD
There are no football gods.
Yes there are. The problem is that they all have the same surname as Tommy.
I’ve never seen a team deserve to lose a game as badly as this Rams team. And I say that as a Raiders fan.
Wow. Rams really don’t want this.
Akers bet on the Bucs to win.
Oh god
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
SUDDEN CHANGE
Oh for fuck’s sake.
Easy peasy for RAMMITTTT. TB has zero TOs
Is Ramsey overrated? Let’s think about that. If the Bucs win, we can all really really think about that for the entire off season.
I mean Akers, now.
I want to spit out these bananacakes like Andy Reid would spit out raw brussels sprouts.
MICHAEL EVANS
“Time marches on. The minutes wind down. Our early glories are past, and the enemy is gaining, but still our objective is in sight. The nefarious Capt’n Braaa-dy and his MRSA-enaries are within our sights. We may fail at the last fence, but, Glod willing, the PIRATE SHIP WILL BURN”
Bucs should have gone for 2 there, but almost no coach ever does.
I am gonna go ahead and ignore Jalen’s financial advice from now on!
So nietzsche was right.
Yes. Horses deserve kisses
“At the very least.” — Catherine the Great
Collinsworth calling on nothing but throws to the undersized, white receiver. Go figure.
Rams seem determined to keep the Bucs in this.
Now we got a game!
“Now that I have time to think about it, I should have been sucking Matt Stafford’s dong.”
-Collinsworth, asked by reporters about his biggest regret, regarding the Rams/Bucs game
Can we have a Pick Six? I don’t ask for much.
I need to stop asking for shit.
Careful, Stafford might deliver it for you.
Receiver ran the wrong route there
-C Collinsworth
Chris sounds so defeated from the fact the Bucs are losing
Come on jebus. Didn’t even touch mahself or anything (today).
The Bucs offense is just like parenting during the pandemic, give them lots of screen time…
Brady throws the best flubberball after he’s been hit.
Here come the Brady Bailouts. Smoke em if you got em. Did baby Guns make daddy Hochuli proud?
Superb Owl commercial of QBs but no Brady? Sweet
Like always Conversation did not work for that Gay.
Shanklor giveth… and Shanklor taketh away…
So does Shank’lor has a crush on Brady, or what?
Gay didn’t eat his Wheaties this morning? WTF was that?
I suppose that explains why McVay called a timeout to save a 3rd and 11 from turning into a 3rd and 16, which was otherwise rather baffling.
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Gay didn’t get it up enough
Sounds like my 20’s.
“If you’re going through Tampa, keep going”
Rams getting 1st downs while running the ball? Was. Not. Supposed. To. Happen.
That’s a smart play
Suck this clock.
The lesson is, if you’re going to make a late hit, make sure it’s late enough that the ball has hit the ground.
Evans flops like he’s in the Prem
Even BLEERGH is tired of Brady’s shit at this point.
Do it Brady. Yell at the Refs. Vent your frustration!
Actually, I don’t want him leaving the game.
This game has everything. Love it!
Hochuli did a good!
I see Wedxle still playing by the rules before his deserved retirement
The Bengals curse didn’t go away, its just moving around from corporeal being to corporeal being, like a spirit looking for a new host.
The best “HOWEVER” ever.