A sobering thought just occurred to me-there’s only three games left this season. Damn. Well, at least I’ve got the Senators and Sillycuse to watch. Okay, do me a favor and gouge my eyes out. If it was good enough for Zedekiah then by gum, it’s good enough for me!
To The Game!
Bengals/Chiefs:
-Much has been made of the bananas shootout game back in week 17 and how we might see a repeat of that. Can I throw a bit of cold water on that?
-Well, for one thing, Cincy has been averaging all of 20 points per game during their last three while K.C. has been on fire, averaging 35 in their last 5.
-Sure, Evan McPherson has been rightfully given his props for his swagger and coolness under pressure but settling for field goals in this game is going to get the Bengals a blowout loss.
-Is it Tee Time? A fella (Montgomery might be his name?) on a Rotowire podcast noted something that I found interesting. Wr Chase, in his first game with a few teams went gangbusters. Versus Pittsburgh he had 65 yards and 2 TD’s-after they made adjustments for the second game he was shut down and it was Higgins that had 114 and a TD. And it was the same with the Ravens-201 yards and 2 TD’s the first time around but it was Higgins that had 194 and 2 TD’s in the return tilt. No doubt Spagnoulo will tweak things regarding coverages on Chase and perhaps that opens the door for Tee.
-Is Burrow’s willingness to take a sack part of his overall strategy of protecting the ball? He’s had only one interception in his last seven games and that was off the hands of Perine last week.
-Yes, there were 9 sacks taken last week but previous to that in the 4 games prior he was getting dumped 2.4 times a game. As far as (very) recent history is concerned, the Titans game may have been an outlier.
-Can you outscore the Chiefs at home? The Chargers and Bills accomplished the feat but that was way back in week’s 3 and 5. Mahomes is 8:1 with a 9.4 YPA and a 76% completion rate in the playoffs so far.
-Another sobering thought but this time for Cincy fans-they’ve scored but one TD in their last 18 drives.
Enjoy what’s on offer.
How long do we have until the next Manning brood hits the pros? Five years, maybe?
I think Cooper is the dad of the spawn currently being courted by JV firms?
Cooper’s kid is there in 4, I’m guessing.
They showed us that Bengals bar, and said that that Cincinnati was going crazy, but really it was just that one guy, and everybody else still looked dead on the inside.
Was that you Redshirt?
I’m in a fetal position at home.
I think that guy ate the chili
Burrow’s mental fortitude is right up there with any qb.
Hahaha Bengalssss got 2pt conversion 💪
Game is Tied!!!!
This is Rocking!!!!
How ya doin’ Redshirt? Remember to breathe!
Man, officials ain’t calling shit today. This some Patriots – Panthers shit in the secondary.
I hope the Bengals are ready. They may have woken up the sleeping giant.
That’s some good pessimism!
Experience.
You know how I know how you don’t really believe in your team?
LET’S GO BUNGHOLES!!!!!
I could see Burrow going I am the GREAT Corn-julio!!
< insert bunghole / Skyline Chili joke here >
…somebody call all of the Kommenters who wandered off in the first half. We gots ourselves a game now.
Chase is goddamn impossible.
man, this team is FUNNER THAN HAYELL to root for. They fight like scalded dogs.
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wellity wellity wellity
ok, you sure as shit better not kick HERE
And Mahomes actually threw himself in the dude’s way to prevent the “six” part of the pick-six.
BJ Hill. Just like earlier round defensive hero Germaine Pratt – proud alumnus of North Carolina State University.
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Fat Guy Pickerception!
Fat guy pick. There’s still hope
Redshirt: “I’m not dead yet. I feel happy!”
WKRP IS BACK ON THE AIR AND BLACKER THAN EVER, BABY!!!
Dr Johnny Fever unfortunately is permanently off the air.
(which works for the BLACKER part!)
the turntables!
Fatty INT
SUDDEN. CHANGE!
Bengals need a turnover
from your lips to dog’s ears
“Are we ordering turnovers? I could use a baker’s dozen, just for a snack.”
-A. Reid into his headset
I hear Applebee’s has some good ones.
CANADA’S GONNA WIN FUCKING CONCACAF
clap clap clap clap TALL-EST MID-GET clap clap clap clap
Cincy has to go for it on 4th down at least twice the rest of the way. Evan gets you close but not nearly over the top.
I was thinking that at 14-3
Canada has now won the right to get killed in footy on the world stage.
Oh my God – they beat the US!
2-0 too. Par tay!
They’ll call it deux à zéro!
You guys win the Truckers. Congrats!
I’ve always liked Spags as a DC, he schemes and adjusts better than anyone
What the fuck was that third and goal call?!?
Channeling their inner AFC North.
Holding and QB sacked.
THAT’S MY BENGALS!
YES!!! 2-0 CANADA!!!
I honestly have the worst jealousy. I HAD TICKETS!!!!
just imagine you were a jinx tho
You could have gone if you were brave or crazy enough..
/think you made the right choice tho
Pretty good I didn’t with the mrs being in bed for 4 days. She would have told me to stay in the Hammer.
EAT SHIT USMNT AND PRESIDENTIAL COSPLAYER JERKOFFS
the most difficult screen completion ever
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canadia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking amazing!
every citizen buddy-guy gets free coffee at Timmy’s!!!
When even the TV commentators say you gotta stop running it on first down….
Instinctful?
Gooooooooaaaaal
Canada: deserves the W.
flags for the narrative, flags for the narrative, flags for the narrative
Bleergh has a plan!?!
inshallah, Imaginary Maple Pal
And now the flag comes in when it’s against KC. This is some bullshit
Call penalties or don’t. Fuckers
Romo: Bengals lucky to have an owner like the Browns.”
Redshirt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5zzhKNxeGM&ab_channel=saya
wait what’s that yellow cloth thing
“You’re lucky to have an owner in Mike Brown.”
Romo might finally be the case of CTE we can confirm before an autopsy.
Thats the 2nd girl that Mixon has knocked out. But this time by accident.
Jana apologies for her part in this incident
Would that be considered progress?
Now I guess it’s okay to grab a WR’s jersey while he’s in a route. Fuck me
Canada hanging on….
That was a clear defensive hold too. Geez. Try to hide it a little…
How was that not a late hit out of bounds?
The refs are making it pretty obvious….
You’re gonna tell me there are refs at this game?
No one wants to see Jackson Mahomes celebrate anything.
These refs have been bad this game, not just now.