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Mr. Cola is back from Canada’s socks but he’s had a long week of fun so I’m filling in again. Dint worry, you’ll have Litre back next week.

In the meantime, what is there to talk about?

Well, the NFL Draft wrapped up yesterday and, as far as I can tell, no one made any outrageously stupid moves. Hell, even the Jets managed to go three days without doing something dumb! I was quite satisfied with the Steelers draft although I found it funny that they drafted 2 QBs. If that doesn’t tell Baker Mayfield they’re not interested, I don’t know what does.

How do you think your team did? Please share in the comments.

For your viewing pleasure tonight, we have NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs, Liga MX…..

/ holds hand up to ear.

Ok. Apparently, the NBA games were already played and the Stanley Cup Playoffs don’t start yet. Also, the one Liga MX game on tap is meaningless as both Toluca and León have been eliminated from La Liguilla.

Fuck.

I guess it’s as good a night as any to catch up on reading our any shows you’re streaming.

Or watch porn. That’s probably more interesting than anything on TV tonight. Have at it!

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Brick Meathook

Here’s the path of a spent Chinese rocket booster (green) that collided with the Moon on Friday. Watch how two near-misses altered the trajectory.

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Doktor Zymm

Ugh, why did I pour myself more unpleasant strong vanilla chardonnay? Maybe I should just chug it then have some pizza

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Happy birthday, Horatio!

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Gumbygirl

Wooooooooooo!

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WCS

It’s Blair Witch Day?

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Doktor Zymm

In a really depressing bit of optimism, we’re actually doing pretty well when you consider that genocide really only became unpopular 80 years ago.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’d replace “unpopular” with “not PC”. There are still a lot of genocide enthusiasts out there…

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Doktor Zymm

Yeah, I was going for something like ‘people feel kinda bad about it now and think their neighbors might disapprove’ but less wordy

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Brick Meathook

Went down to the 7-Eleven and bought me some hash:

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Doktor Zymm

What a country!

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Redshirt

Cincinnati 💔 on Twitter: “The Bad News Reds https://t.co/bKgtqPbB3j” / Twitter

Three consecutive pitches, I shit you not.

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Doktor Zymm

Can anyone recommend a decent hoseless power washer? I’m trying to clean my patio up so I can enjoy my new hammock out there, but there’s no outdoor spigot and everything is filthy. The bad air quality (even when stuff isn’t on fire) is actually the biggest unexpected drawback to living in California for me. Other places in the country you can put something outside for a couple weeks without it getting coated in black dust.

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Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

I was gonna say “just have ur slave do it” but then I thawt I wud get cAnceLLeD!!!111

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Redshirt

The part of Evil Republican Commenter has already been taken, sir!

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Dunstan

As a Canadian, I am offended by your anti-hoser prejudices.

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Doktor Zymm

Alas, the problem is that I am hoser-deprived!

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Redshirt

It bugs me how movies won’t change road signs to match where the show is taking place.

Live Free and Die Hard: Car chase in Baltimore, Maryland shows a Virginia state route shield.

Captain America: Civil War: Car chase in the Washington, DC area, but shows US Route 6, that is 250 north of DC.

There are a few other examples if I can sit down and think about it.

With all the money and advances in Special Effects, they can’t spend a day or two changing half an oval to a square and changing a 6 to a 1, 29 or a 50.

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King Hippo

I hear ya. Still don’t know how anyone could not be distracted by how the scoreboard time moved in Friday Night Lights. Ruined the movie for me completely, though I was finding it just ok otherwise. Billy Bob has done much better work.

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Redshirt

That too. When you include a time and don’t have it match up, you throw everything out of whack and pull the viewers from the story.

Hero: “Quick! We only have 35 seconds left on this one-minute timer to defuse the bomb!”
Me: “Well, since it took you about five minutes to kill the guy who started the timer in a shootout, I think you’re gonna be fine.”

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Doktor Zymm

I blame stuff like that for killing my ability to suspend disbelief

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean in less than 24 hours TNT changed a bus so it reads “Cancun” and put the Nets logo on it…

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rockingdog

Last funny;

Diners, Drive-ins and Dives chef: alright we call this the slop bucket. Basically its a bunch of slop in a bucket and we cover it in cheese. My mentally ill grandpa started making it in 1936

Guy Fieri: Awesome job hombre tastes great

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litre_cola

Back from the 1st home game of the futbol seasoUn up here. Last place Cavalry FC beat 1st place Pacific FC 2- nil. Good times were had by all on a wonderful afternoon.

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King Hippo

Indeed, I was catching up on Better Things. One insomniac night midweek, I did all 3+ hours to catch up with Better Call Saul.

New Barry at 10p!

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Redshirt

2022 Cincinnati Reds update:

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Don T

My porn channel is Nag Me to Emasculation.

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Redshirt

Mine is GIF Previews are More Than Enough Time.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah but if you watch porn, you might get kicked out of Parliament.

Not the funkadelic kind.

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Redshirt

Bloody wanker!

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Doktor Zymm

George Clinton is playing a winery show in August. I’m tempted to check it out, but I know better than to indulge my morbid curiousity about the crowd on this particular occasion

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yeah right

I’m going in. Last episodes of last season of Ozark.

It’s been a great series.

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Don T

That last season was a stress porno. It’s gotten breezier.

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King Hippo

I couldn’t finish s3, and I forgets why

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Horatio Cornblower

Because it was largely terrible until the last 5 minutes, and those five minutes are why I’m back for the finale.

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ballsofsteelandfury

At least you’re at the Yardhouse and not Old Navy.

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LemonJello

Is the ceremony indoor or outdoor?

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LemonJello

Something like this, maybe?

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TheRevanchist

You must unzip it,
Before you lick it.

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LemonJello

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Doktor Zymm

Do it! And unless it’s a utilikilt, don’t forget the sporran

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LemonJello

My Jaguras are already better since they shit-canned Urban “Oilcheck” Meyer.

Draft wise? 3 LBs, 1 OL, 1RB and 2 DBs

I think they needed more O-line help to keep Prison Girlfriend healthy, but we shall see.

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Gumbygirl

I was a little surprised they didn’t go for more o-line help too, maybe they have some stashed on the practice squad?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I was surprised we had a non-ironic Jaguras fan

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Gumbygirl

Gumby and I had season tickets the first five seasons, so we have a soft spot for our old side piece! Lemonjello was a jarhead, so he has an excuse.

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