On Sunday Gravy last week, we discussed, somewhat appropriately I suppose, the virtues of the curvy gal. Let me make one thing perfectly clear: Latinos LOVE themselves a curvy Latina.
With very rare exceptions.
I was delighted to learn that it’s not just Latinos that enjoy the curvy gal. Prairie Winos love them too! As well as other assorted Canadian aaaand American DFOers.
So, today we salute with our erect penises the lovely ladies that don’t starve themselves.
Enjoy!
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your pictures of the week!
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
Now these photos put the sexy in Fridays! Day-um!
More exclamation points!
Hello Seattle! Flight is booked for 9-12-22 -see what I did there? – and I’m there until the 17th.
Pads and Mariners on Tuesday the 13th. Family value game. Meaning cheap tickets not like real, you know, family values.
Youngest right calls the shots but we can coordinate for a Friday night if we try really goshdarn hard!
What you got Seattle?!
I have that Friday available!
Enjoy watching the Mariners lose!
My girls are from San Diego.
They’ll enjoy it.
We’ll triangulate for that Friday. I’m fucking stoked. Never been to this part of the country.
Yay boobs!!!!
I need to go to the store tomorrow and buy milk.
Eh, it’s alright if you like that sort of thing.
Gumby and I took a little swim before dinner. It was after 6, but I walked over barefoot. Owie. I’m gonna get some ice for my blisters and read in bed. Goodnight errybody!
G’ night.
Trust me on the sunscreen tomorrow.
Try and get a date shake.
/honestly that’s just good dating advice.
Damn, this Bowie concert on PBS starts with Heroes and Golden Years. I hope he has more good songs.
And now “Fashion” holy fuck why did I never bother seeing him in concert?
Oh man, oh Jesus, oh Dude. I corrected that for you.
Hang on a second, feels like a flashback coming on.
He played “Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.”
Followed by “Rebel Rebel.”
I was voiceless for 2 weeks.
I’m going to need a second.
Did you watch the Prince one that was on tonight? I caught it in the middle so recorded the second half.
Found a funny;
can you imagine taking a commercial flight in the 1950s? science was shit. they didn’t even have GPS. just flying on vibes and cigarettes. occasionally you hear the pilot on the intercom “hey does that look like Pittsburg down there?”
For years my “go to drink” has been the captain morgan parrot Bay rum, passion fruit flavor. It’s just sweet enough to not need a chaser. At 21%, it’s got just enough bite to keep ya coming back, but it also is versatile in mixed drinks as well.
https://i.postimg.cc/gJfkRbL5/download.webp
PUnfortunately, I’ve found that it’s becoming increasingly rare, but to my delight I’ve recently discovered that Malibu has offered the same flavor at the same percentage
I am sipping on some 50/50 minute maid fruit punch & Malibu and that SHIT IS GOLDEN!!!
Also here’s some more sexy for Friday
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On a scale of 99 to 100, how high is your diabetes?
Yes
More kate because why the hell not?
No objections here sir
You can never Kate too much.
The number of people living in the gypsy package thief apartment seems to keep growing. There are at least 20 people in there now, no wonder they let the kids run feral in the courtyard and the parking lot. One of them is practicing his screaming at the moment, pretty good diaphragm breathing for a 5 year old.
I was in my mid-40s before I realized that saying “What a gyp!” was actually a slur against Gypsies. Shoulda been obvious, but boys are stupid.
PBS is showing a Prince concert from 1985. This broadcast will be followed by a Bowie concert from 1983, Apparently they want pledges from Gen X.
https://gfycat.com/respectfuloffensivedowitcher
Fuck you wordpress!!!
Thank you kind sir
It’s Friday.
I’m drunk
And it’s me and Peter king’s/Miss Upton’s collective birthdays
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOING BOYS??????
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Feliz cumple, Brocky!
Feliz Birthday!
Happy Birthday
Wooooo, Happy Birthday! Rock on with your bad self!
Happy Birthday Kate!
(and Brackish or whoever)
Congrats on your latest lap around Sol.
Well done Balls. I am using this to prepare myself for today’s Chore – Around – Da-Home… crawling down into a damp man hole and fixing a pump. A well water pump. I wish it was something else my pervy friends…
Didn’t you do that a few months ago?
I did and the darn Thang keep busted. If taday don work… It’s professional help!
Too much greasy Italian back hair in the water pump? Again?
No I make them wash in the river. Problem solved.
Mario or Luigi?
The correct answer is Luigi!
Fabio actually. I use the well for the yard and garden. Up to now I’ve been procrastinating a bit on it. But it’s supposed to be a hot dry summer so one way or another I gotta get that puppy fixed.
OWAH PAIN! OWAH AHHNGUISH NOES NO BOWWNDS! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Guys, I think this Steph Curry guy might be pretty good
It’s my wife’s sister’s wedding this weekend and I’m drinking with the groom and his friends and I’m not sure the kids are alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI
Mazel Tov. Happy wedding and such.
So much Gemütlichkeit!
Connecticut right?
Speaking of math jokes,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipvGD-LCjU
I’m happy that we’ve found a pleasant way to make sure Jordan Peterson never comes to this site
Because of all of Hippo’s social progressivism?!?
Did you miss all the fun a few weeks ago?
https://www.boredpanda.com/jordan-peterson-magazine-cover-twitter/
Gotta say I kinda agree with him: if I want to see skinny chicks give me skinny chicks
There are plenty of options for seeing skinny chicks, including in the very magazine he felt the need to comment on. If you want to see skinny chicks, why would you go out of your way not to look at them and to bitch about some imaginary thing called ‘authoritarian tolerance’ instead because other people prefer to look at chicks that aren’t skinny?
I just think [making fun of fat people] is neat.
In honor of big girls on Sexy Friday, here’s a brick house
That’s a potato.
Sweet potato?
She was very pleasant.
They’re making another movie, streaming on paramount.
And here I thought this was going to be all sexy food photos.
Not that I’m complaining!
There’s plenty of time for sexy gravy when we head to the MIdwest
Can’t wait.