Here we are, once again, on Sexy Friday (all Fridays should be Sexy), and I’m serving up a Karen Carpenter job. I had a really good idea for tonight’s post as the World Cup 2026 host cities in Canada, México, and the US were announced this week and also the last qualifier playoffs were played for the 2022 World Cup aaaand the schedule for all games and times is set and this was set to be a full-on World Cup Post.
I even had a vacation day today so i could work on this during the day!
And then I got scheduled for a monthly departmental review meeting with upper management and I had to go into the office and things got busy and here we are, one hour before post time, and I’ve got nothing for you.
I will mention that Australia got the last spot by beating Peru in penalty kicks and that Ecuador managed to stay in the tournament even though they allegedly fielded a player born in Colombia.
The Canadian cities hosting 2026 World Cup games are Toronto and Vancouver while the Mexican cities are Monterrey, Guadalajara, and Mexico City.
There will be “regions” and I’m not quite sure how that will work, but here they are:
West: Vancouver, Seattle, Bay Area, LA, Guadalajara
Central: Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, KC, Monterrey, México City
East: Toronto, Philadelphia, NY, Boston, Miami
You may have noted that the stadiums in most of these cities have artificial turf. Apparently, there will be grass installed at all of these stadiums specifically for the World Cup.
Funny, I attended the Women’s World Cup in Vancouver and they didn’t require that back then and oh yeah, I’m sorry, I forgot that FIFA thinks women are second class humans.
That is definitely not the way I feel. I try to use this space to celebrate women and their beauty in all their forms and sizes. Men too, but mostly women.
No pics or videos today as I’ve not had time to prepare them. I’ll leave it to Brocky or Mr. Ayo to make up for me.
Type away!
Hot diggity dog. Does that mean BC Place will have real grass now? I know it’s tough to grow grass in the Pacific Northwest but sweet candy canes on Christmas trees that is great to hear. Fake grass is a plague only surpassed by instant replay review in its insidious destruction of the soul of sports.
This being Canada they will most likely spend twice the installation cost to remove the grass and install used fake grass as soon as the foreign press has left the premises.
Landed. Who’s picking me up?
On my way.
I’m training a brand new protege tomorrow.
Eldest granddaughter wants to learn how to make bread.
This is a perfect opportunity to evaluate a couple of different disciplines.
She will have only the recipes from Sunday Gravy to guide her. This will test her acumen, retention, attention to detail, reading comprehension and sense of humor.
It will also test how well I construct a recipe.
If it fails, it was all her fault.
I’m far too late but I’d like to see your bread process. I put 1/3 of the flour, 1/4 yeast, and honey in the fridge overnight. Then add the rest of the flour, yeast, and salt the next morning.
I’m going to do a small experiment where part of the dough gets an extra 24 hour proof, then I’ll bake that on Sunday.
24 hours, eh? Fantastic. Looking forward to the results.
I’ve only had one beer in the last week. Nobody get too worried, though, I’ve watched plenty of TV.
I’m five days in to my 30-32 say sobriety stretch. Gonna be a long dry month.
Something something Ben Shapiro’s wife something something
She’s lovely
Hot damn!
DIBS! I CALL DIBS!
More of her work here: https://liil.news/tag/vanessa-hudgens/
Lovely!
Damn! I’ve never seen that picture of her. Very nice
She very versatile with her makeup and how many different looks she can pull off
Evening /morning everyone. Heading out to run. Hoping I run into Monica maybe.
You have very refined taste in the ladies, sir.
As do you good sir.
Someone explain to me the thinking behind being on a plane and having a mask on that you wear completely under your chin. There’s no mandate so you could just not wear it. Your not helping anyone or yourself. You’re just an ass clown with a mask pulling on your ears and covering nothing but neck.
(should it be ass clown or assclown?)
Ass-clown
I feel like that’s a clown made of ass?
Or a clown FOR your ass.
*Ass-cloUwn
We would say clown of ass over here.
pagliaccio d’culo?
Yep
I have an Aussie colleague (not a Nazi to my knowledge) who is a big Western supporter, so I REALLY need GWS to show up this weekend.
I also won’t get home til like 3am so I need to sleep in instead of watching the match right away.
Or power through like a legend.
I’ve barely slept this week so the legend will have to wait.
You can’t sleep on planes?
I can’t sleep while sitting up either. On multiple long car drives, I’ve stopped driving because I was falling asleep, swapped with someone in the passenger seat, and its like suddenly I’m awake again
That’s weird. I’m blessed that I can sleep pretty much anywhere.
Ugh, I can’t. They might need me to fly. Could happen at any time.
Paige is a golfing gift.
This is pshopped. I checked the pixels.
Christ, I hope so, or that guy has a shrunken head! Ching chang, walla walla bingbang.
I posted that less than a minute ago and it already has likes?
That’s good hustle!
My pleasure.
You know what’s worse than sitting at an airport bar waiting for a delayed flight after three days of marathon (masked) meetings?
Sitting at an airport bar waiting for a delayed flight after three days of marathon (masked) meetings and NOT drinking while everyone else around you is imbibing.
You’re not the pilot. Imbibe dammit.
He’s the auto-pilot.
Look, we all miss Otto
She smells nice.
She’s always had a sort of “hot but white trashy” thing about her
Having grown up in Montana that’s exactly my lane.
Which is a “hepatitis-B” thing
She looks ready for disappointment
Forbidden fruit?
Gigi dolan from nxt, she’s got a succubus thing going on
Ah, delayed reaction on the joke.
There ya go!
Error 403 Forbidden
Fix your shit Brocky.
Well done, sir.
I had it fixed before your comment at 9:23 though….
Delayed reaction On wordpress’s part?
I reloaded before your fix. I’m blaming WP no matter what though.
It’s a shame I didn’t coordinate ahead of time with Balls cause the theme for this week would have been Ladies with Flavor! Like spicy Latinas, um…saucy Brits? Okay, maybe it’s not really a viable crossover.
‘Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Staffers Including Robert Smigel Arrested at U.S. Capitol (msn.com)
A chilling preview of things to come.
I’ll leave it to Brocky
sigh….. unzips
Damn!!
I didn’t even get to the unzipping
This guy gets it.
JFC. This bullshit again?
Did Achewood sticks its finger in your your ass or something? Using this doll, show us where you were violated, and include as many details as possible, so that we may seek justice on behalf of what we assume is your impossibly stretched out butthole. We’re here for you, man.
Can you see and read? Look at that “comic” strip and read the words there. It’s not funny, it’s not amusing. It’s total crap.
“THIS IS A HOMEBOY” WTF!
You folks actually think that’s funny? I thought I knew you folks.
I have to say that I don’t understand many of the jokes, but to each their own. Some people don’t like big juicy asses.
Their loss.
You have to read it depth and watch the characters develop. The guy goes places that are incredible and incredibly funny. It’s genius, and I know from comedy from way back.
Downvote me to hell everyone. I’ll never stop complaining about Achewood.
Their “comedy” doesn’t connect with me.
Also, I would like to remind everyone that I don’t downvote Achewood posts. That would be rude and inappropriate since others obviously and obliviously like it.
And of course none of you stand up and argue for this crap. You all know that I’m right.
You could just ignore it, but instead you have a visceral reaction to it. Very interesting. I think Achewood is the best American comedy writing of the 21st century so far, and among the five best comic strips ever written.
Anyone else at an airport right meow?
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Well you see, our dipshit conservative government here in Texas North demanded to FIFA that the only way that they would host is if they had 5 games and a round of 32 and 16 game. Basically our Premier who is on my top 5 most hated people (not for this reason) torpedoed the deal. There would be too many upgrades to Commonwealth Stadium to be done anyway as it is very old and decrepit and not up to FIFA standards for amenities.
Also, who the fuck is Edmonton demanding things from FIFA??? It’s fucking Edmonton.
Guess I will just have to meet Balls in Ciudad de Mexico.
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/alberta-premier-jason-kenney-may-have-cost-edmonton-from-hosting-2026-world-cup-games-180330963.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADZwzt5BM3WTgTY5UuJ18oGcNN40tRhLQMSDZPN79zoIPWdup1W803KCKNDXppDZT3qVGtCdAg27rZVRPz_ga-HcByhTehVEC6IDWz08tTK06g0X0PUoqBWdD6H_g68kuj9aCG4wmLU3yFUpFJWG5GlIsPZ9-qkJKVYEM1rp01-B
There or LA!
World Cup Gathering 2026
Olympics Gathering 2028
My Congressional Victory Party 2030
Just need an LA event next year.
Your Congressional Resignation Party in 2031 is looking for a venue to host.
Perhaps a principality in the Northern European area?
Pertinent to the post:
Seems only fair to have held the finale at Wichita.
Pretty good choices; woulda bailed on Miami for Denver maybe.
Dallas: “We’d like to apply for a spot as a host city.”
FIFA: “You’re in!”
New York: “We’d like to apply for a spot as a host city.”
FIFA: “You’re in!”
Cincinnati: “We’d like to apply for a spot as a host city.”
FIFA: “… … Good for you! We’ll be in touch.”
(blocks Cincinnati’s phone number)
All for the best. FIFA would’ve required natural grass in Paul Brown Stadium plus a blank check to do whatever they want to the stadium. Natural grass didn’t not last in Paul Brown Stadium when it opened, plus 2026 is when the Bengals lease is due. The county’s gonna need every cent it has to keep the Bengals from bolting.
The struggles I endure for you people.
MUCH appreciated!
You are both too fast AND too furious.
Are you one of my exes?
Gals & guys, I am here! Sexy can officially begin!!
Whachoo gonna make with that meaty meat?
I’ve got your back Balls! Here are 50 pics to make this the sexiest of Fridays!
It’s sexy to me dammit!
That might be TOO HOT FOR DFO!
WHOOHOO!!!!
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
this mah fave
Hippos are weird. But she is pretty.
Hippo and his shoulders….
Nice car!
Ugh, red interior air cooled pcar is worth so much now. But that rear wiper is a deal breaker for me.
That’s a great shot!
Only halfway. Don’t know how you fuckers do a full post. I’m exhausted.
It’s tiring, but important work.
¡Jesús!
Is that the photographer’s name?
My Balls Pick of the Week
Yeah, that’s a special one. My Pic O’ Da Week is the one above where I commented “¡Jesús!”
A fine selection, sir.
Oh that’s wonderful!
I feel like such a “high art” pervert now
I think they all are, but I’m biased.
If anyone is wondering, L > R
That’s a great photograph.
Right? Can’t believe WordPress tried to censor it.
I like how this photo is composed.
Agreed. Glad they got that beautiful lass in focus.
And the too hot to display here collection.
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Excellent!
How come fer Mexico got THREE and Murrika’s Hat only got TWO
The only other choice was Edmonton. I’ll let Litre comment on that one…
The end of the fiscal year was nigh and The Ministry of Official Bribes’ budget was done cleaned out.
Doesn’t matter. Seattle got a Quarterfinal and the Loser Final.