Me again! I can feel your excitement through the internet.
At this point I am probably day drunk partying either downtown at The Calgary Stampede, or still in my backyard pre drinking for the concert tonight.
To continue from this morning my evening at the restaurant last night was quite interesting as it always is during Stampede week in Calgary.
I drew the short end of the straw for sections and had the far patio which is very hit and miss. I have had 500 dollar nights out there and 100 dollar nights. It started out not very promising with a table that thought our ala carte vegetables included pasta…. Oh yeah sure, a top 5 resto in a city of a million and a half people operates like an olive garden. When I brought their a la carte mushrooms, they asked where the pasta was?
“We don’t have a mushroom pasta, just mushrooms for with the proteins.”
“Harrumph where’s the menu?”
“Oh you mean our menus which double as a placemat? Yeah, you gave them all back to me but here you go.”
Silence. Point proven, I knew I was going to make nothing off of them so I fully took the stance that they were high maintenance morons. I was correct.
I thought that I was going to get to go home early but a pack of 7 married, drunk ladies came in around 8:30. They were high maintenance, tipsy but very friendly. I’m good at this gig and they loved me immediately for my jokes and attentive service. Then, oh boy, then a table of 3 hammered cowboyed up dudes came in. Immediately, and I mean immediately one of them just sat down uninvited with the seven ladies. Here. We. Go.
The ladies took it well and started chatting with the other two lads from the next table. The lead cowboy orders an expensive bottle of Barbaresco to start, ok, nice. He then orders the meal and his buddy is still sitting at the other table. The third guys is clearly embarrassed but it’s Stampede so this is normal behavioUr.
“10 Limoncellos please.”
“Oh its this kind of party is it?”
“We’ll see Litre, we’ll see.”
He ordered 2 rounds of Limoncellos, 4 expensive bottles of wine, round of Sambucas, and by the time their main course came the lads were sitting at the ladies table.
“I hope we aren’t being too loud.”
“You are and I don’t care, its Stampede and you guys are basically my night now.”
End of the night they have run up a 1500 dollar tab, gotten quite wasted, tipped me very generoUsly and all gave me handshakes and hugs when they left. Such is Stampede. All it takes is one table in this resto to make your night. I believe that there was some adultery following their dinner. There is a catch phrase “It ain’t cheatin’ it’s Stampedin”. Legit there is a wedding ring check at a hotel in the city.
Wine time!
Due to BFC’s upcoming trip to Spain we will continue with the two prominent regions there. This week will be Rioja and next week will be Ribera del Duero.
First thing is first, most wines from Rioja are made with the Tempranillo grape, if it isn’t 100 percent it is blended with Garnacha (Grenache). It’s full bodied with enough acid, and tannins to hold up to most foods. The complexity gets more intense with aging as is custom. You get ripe cherries, a bit of leather from the aging and depending on the vineyard some herbaceoUsness. Due to the acid Tempranillo pairs great with pizza, pasta, salty meats or just straight up as normally they aren’t too big that they need food.
Last week we discussed the three levels you will see on bottles, Crianza, Reserva, Gran Reserva. You also will often see the same producers wines next to each other in the wine store so a wine nerd thing to do is buy all three and drink them side by side to compare.
I had a buddy do a wine tour there and upon completion he threw away all of his clothes and just brought back wine. Why? Clothes are replaceable and He couldn’t get those wines here in Canada. I believe he brought back 38 bottles.
There are 3 regions in Rioja proper.
Rioja Alta – Obviously up high which will make the climate a bit cooler and will make the wines a bit smoother with less acid than the other two
Rioja Alavesa – This area has wines with the highest tannins in the region and the most acid. These are ones that you may need to pair with food or age.
Rioja Oriental – Wait, is that word still ok? When I got my papers it was called Baja but I guess they changed it due to it being the most Eastern region there. This are the fruity wines and really should be enjoyed when you buy them. If they age they lose a bit of their lustre, kind of like aging a Beaujolais which really you should never do.
I hope this gives you a bit of knowledge when in your local wine store. See you next week!
Apropos of nothing (other than my insomnia) I think people are going to hate today’s wordle.
THIS WORDLE PUZZLE I CALL IT A DOUBLE DOUBLE CAUSE ANDY REID TOOK SIX.
Everytime I read about Jalen Ramsey’s bullshit I regret not writing currently.
I miss your writing, too.
Why’s you change your avatar?
Like, right or wrong I know that is the EXACT WAY I would be if I were in his shoes. What a professional. Man is just trying to be the best and isn’t ashamed about it one bit but is also a little crazy (who isn’t?).
I swear, look up and down the nfl’s greats right now. Everybody hated Sherman. But you know all the people who were like, “Kaep ain’t good enough to start.” Can say that because of Sherman. I mean it — what it is it in American history to have ANOTHER SHERMAN hold the line for the ownership class? But now you’re like, “you got torched in the SB and you’re still good but, for right now dude because your boy Russ is trying to win it elsewhere now so would you please just shut the fuck up for once?
And then I go watch Jalen Ramsey just shine for LA Stan and all I can think is, “this dude would have been absolutely wasted in JAX (retract that fucking team leave D’Ville) and thank goodness he got out of there.
I mean, I hope my kid ends up better that that but he’s just fine for me.
Unless he goes for a happy ending and then he’s below Kobe.
Found a funny;
waiter: how would you like your eggs?
her: well-
supreme court judge: *crashing in through the ceiling* let me decide
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And if anything happens to those, even if it’s completely natural, you bet you’re going to jail, witch
Self Portrait 7/10/22
Another masterpiece.
It’s like a window to your soul.
Surreal, awesome!
Since Mrs has the rona and can’t touch anything, I’m reorganization the kitchen.
We now have extra space and, separately, a pile of orphan Tupperware lids, cracked/chipped loose drinkware that hasn’t been used in months, and only one set of accessible plates/Bowls.
I’m hoping she’ll be so consumed with all her baking stuff and coffee stuff being in their own spots that she won’t bother ramming every junk souvenir coffee cup her friends give her into our now accessible cupboards
BTW, I’m orphans’ Scotchy (with less DNA evidence left behind).
I hope for your sake she thinks this is the wonderful surprise YOU think it is!
Maybe I’d have cared if it was BEFORE one of us unilaterally went off our birth control without telling the other and got knocked up.
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You are a brilliant opportunist. I’m doing something similar but just packing everything into bins to see if she misses any of the items in the next two years.
Honestly were just like finally moving in. So she’s got her furniture coming all here and I’m just not trying to keep this place clean with this boy just out to terrorize me as a plan to get her back (which will pay off in his eyes because she will be fine in a couple days and he’ll learn, “stabbing daddy brings mommy back” and so that’s why I feel it is a matter of survival that I do not provide life insurance.
So I’m just laying out how this will run and if I threw out something important, she can quickly take it off the pile and find a spot for it but now default is gone, not present. Why the fuck do we have two basters? Was this a wedding gift thing and what do we baste?
So I expect a flood of Amazon packages by the end of the month with an even bigger zester set.
I think “It’s not cheatin’ it’s Stampedin'” wouldn’t hold up in court. Sex court.
I never know if these law jokes have some inside nugget of truth that are the REAL joke. Our if they’re just ready good jokes.
On the mushroom thing, maybe they were expecting the mushroom risotto from that episode of Psych called Meat is Murder but Murder is Also Murder
Chapman is shot, which is ironic since that’s the same thing he tried to do to his girlfriend.
Had two choices for how to spend today: (1) get some work done so that Monday sucks less; (2) just forget about work and enjoy the day.
I, of course, opted for Door Number Three: spend the day being depressed about how badly tomorrow will suck while accomplishing nothing.
oh yeah, THIS GUY knows how to lawyer…
Hahaha
I guess this soccer guy Rooney is pretty Rockingggg
https://mobile.twitter.com/cjzero/status/1028827884331257856
David Cone just referred to Aroldis Chapman as a maniac in the weight room.
Buddy, he fired a gun multiple times towards where his significant other was crouched while hiding from him. I don’t think we need to limit his mania to the weight room.
I’m watching a food travelogue show- I know! Surprising! – and they described a neighborhood in London as “Rough and tumble.”
I am proud to say that Pedro can carry that exact descriptor and that’s why I absolutely love this town. It’s pretty fucking far from generic and it’s my damn home.
Fun fact: Rioja Alavesa is named as such because of its proximity to the region of Álava which is to the west of the main Rioja region. That might also explain the name change to Oriental for the eastern region.
So, uh, was planning to go to the shoe solo. Ladies are now coming with me because one has VIP status. Not sure about the trade off
Brick, do you have a brother in Canada?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfPlU81OBli/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Hey! That’s my cousin Gordy!
Giancarlo Stanton just knocked Xander Bogarts over with a line drive.
Which Bogarts caught.
Donald Trump just called Elon Musk a bullshit artist.
I– I don’t know who to defend here.
He probably means it as a compliment. Game recognize game.
So Elon promised to unban Trump from Twitter yet showed he only cares about himself. Now Trump knows what it’s like to be his supporters.
It’s very weird (and I’m just as guilty of this as anyone else) that members of our society feel compelled to weigh in on reality show bullshit like this.
Good God, reality television is an absolute cancer.
Guess I’ve run out of “Likes” for this comment but there would be many more given the opportunity.
Thanks, Litre!
I don’t understand why anyone, even slack-jawed troglodytes who root for the Red Sox, would boo Aaron Judge. Not only is a he a great player and one of the nicest people on the face of the Earth, he’s also a free agent, and booing him would seem to reduce the chances he’d like to play in your fine city some day soon.
The Troglodyte Anti-Defamation League demands you stop comparing them to Red Sox fans immediately.
Tough, but fair.
Exactly. My earlier thoughts about the Dodgers still apply but Mookie Betts is the shit. He plays with joy, he’s a great ambassador of the game and he’s impossible to dislike.
That’s on you, Red Sox.
He is definitely top three Mookies of all time!
Really NFL Network? You’re showing the Bountygate 2009 NFC Championship Game? What’s next, an O.J. Simpson marathon?
Just the white Bronco drive.
“And Baba Booey to y’all!”
Possibly the most recent time Al Michaels had something useful to say.
(Brett Favre gets hit with a 0.4 spinebuster on the Arn Anderson Scale)
Color Commentator: “I don’t agree with that Roughing the Passer call. That looks like a clean hit they teach in Pop Warner.”
I absolutely hate the Dodgers. Always have always will.
The only very small redeeming value they have is their stadium organist.
He’s really good.
Today he played The Trooper from Iron Maiden but his choice of the weekend was yesterday when he played Mexican Radio which is a bold fucking choice to play at Dodger Stadium.
I thought we weren’t allowed to use Oriental anymore? Who knows, it changes every five minutes. Whatever!
In my weekend readings, I chuckled at how Amy Sedaris once labeled her disklies: racist people, Orientals
One of the greatest lines in cinematic history.
We could have a debate on the greatest lines in Cinematic History, all coming from that film.
“Rrmpmrmprmprah!”
“You know, morons”
We already did a mock draft on this topic, didn’t we?
Not that I recall, but we’ve done a lot of them.
I think we did one-liners. There’s probably a lot of overlap there.
Without igniting a flame war, its sadly depends on who is using it. The line between “redemption story”/”no big deal” and “irredeemable”/”complete monster” is finer than people would like to admit.