It’s Thursday Night again and I just realized that tomorrow is Sexy Friday and I’ve got nothing prepared. Honestly, I feel like I’m in high school all over again.
Minus the wet dreams.
I haven’t had one of those in years. I think someone recently wrote a comment saying that wet dreams are little presents from God and we should appreciate them. I think it’s very true!
It may have been Gumbygirl that posted that. That’s why she and Gumby are my favourites. Don’t tell the others.
I want to thank Mr. Ayo for picking up my slack and posting amazing pictures lately. Some of them are just flat out spectacular.
It’s been a very busy summer for me. That’s why I haven’t been able to write as much as I normally would. I still want to write a new series using the character I created in The Lady of the Sea of Sin.
I don’t know if y’all realized it at the time (or were even alive then) but Violator was a tremendous album. I mean, look at this track listing:
- World in my Eyes
- Sweetest Perfection
- Personal Jesus
- Halo
- Waiting for the Night
- Enjoy the Silence
- Policy of Truth
- Blue Dress
- Clean
I’m going to play you just the lesser-known songs and you tell me this isn’t an all-time album.
That’s one of the few albums I’ve ever heard where I like pretty much every song. Off the top of my head, I can only think of Disintegration and Wish as being similar.
Anyway, things are going well. I’m back to 100% after my bout with COVID and things seem to be moving in a positive direction around me, which is nice and welcome.
I hope things are good with y’all and, if they’re not, that things get better. To paraphrase a dead pervert: Luv Yas!
https://youtu.be/yaS3vaNUYgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYqWtIm0zI
Good night
Come out and fight me like a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-QkObzoSv8
A modest fucking proposal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlGmYetiCjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nx8adlkvFw
Don’t care how Stiff Little Fingers has aged, sold out, whatever. They’re full on correct. It sucks being a humanist. Nowhere is a human rights haven. To make it even shittier, sexual predators took advantage of the Troubles to kidnap, rape, and kill women because they knew police forces weren’t focused on that sort of crime. They were in danger from politics as boys, and they didn’t even know the other dangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbrCqmzjXg
Normalize suppressing your emotions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMXR7w76VZU
Or at least recognizing you should have some goddamn self-control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Af7ayYIJ9w
And this…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMXR7w76VZU
Mind control is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeTw_p_WglY
Nawt as good as the Gonads, but whatevs. Why don’t you rub it in my face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgTmHsbztzs
For Dok:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXKy9ioffjk
Yes good!
Evening/morning. Just landed so I guess I get to watch the GWS game liveish.
U in Oz?
Ha, no, Dulles
Considerably less awesome than Australia
No disagreement here
There is a great song by The Gonads called “Lotto” but it apparently is NAWT ON INTERNET. Also Google blows, those results that don’t include the words “lotto” or “Gonads” are fucking useless.
I’ve actually found that Google no longer indexes DFO completely. DuckDuckGo does, however.
That may be for the better. See Judy Jetson discussion below…
I tried both, and I know it was around as a video a few years back. This whole “the internet remembers” thing is a scam. It may be more trustworthy than my reminisces, but it does forget, and more completely than I have.
That’s why I rely on Pepperidge Farms for all my archiving needs.
If you have Prime, the song is on there.
I do, will look
Does this?
https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B01MEGBL71?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_Hu1Go6IAaYB3A5BOXRFOZR6BU&trackAsin=B01M6Y63JX
I’m always surprised when I can’t find a song on the internet, but it does happen.
Especially frustrating because once upon a time I had it on iTunes, which has now been deleted, so I’ve got to dig out the CD from my archives. My life is so hard.
Oh shit, I heard something the other day that immediately reminded me of you.
I’ll post it above because I need another beverage.
So it turns out I didn’t win the Mega Millions Jackpot. Monday is gonna be awkward at work.
George go back to work and pretend he never quit – YouTube
Those tracks and wires are probably still in use along the NEC
Most of the catenary towers definitely are.
I’m no Mr. Ayo. But this is Sexy Friday.
Well crap, George Jetson will be born in 2 days!
I saw that! This means we’re getting our flying cars soon, right?
We better be! I’m starting to get angry about the lack of flying cars, and you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
Much longer wait for daughter Judy.
Look, I’m pretty sure I picked her in the “cartoon characters you’d like to fuck” draft, so hands off!
It’ll be the Future. Be more open-minded, you control freak!
Damnit, I checked, and yeah right drafted Judy Jetson, which Commissioner Snagglepuss allowed despite some controversy over the age rule. I settled for Jane.
And yes, that’s a weird paragraph to write.
(somewhere at FBI HQ)
“DFO?! Again?! Damn, I’m tired of checking out these false alarms from those idiots! It always ends up the same: grown-up adult babies and too much beer. Sorry, America. We could’ve found the smoking gun to send Trump to jail, but Dunstan has a crush on Judy Jetson!”
OK, but if that is the case I would like to remind everyone that Velma is mine.
Damn it! The one draft I spent my whole life prepared for and I couldn’t do it because I was still stuck in my old life-sucking job that had no signal on my phone.
How to fuck Velma:
1) Bend her 90° forward at the waist;
2) Pull skirt up until it covers her face;
3) Pound away
I’ve got a big load I could put in that.
Yes, that truck bed could handle a lot of cargo.
For those of you who watch The Oroville, Ensign Charly annoys the shit out of me.
CFL action on ESPN2 and then AFL action on FS2!
I won $2! I will happily donate it all to clubhouse improvements
I too am not a billionaire.
Can u buy a pet rock for $2?
I can pick up a rock outside for free!
My dad won $4. I won two worthless scraps of white and red paper.
Periodic reminder that Mike Zimmer is wonderful:
Mr. Incest really should have learned a new catch phrase in the past multiple years, applaud Zimmer on his self control
I wonder what would have happened if he had missed. The balls to act all smug when a kicker really had the game on the line is something.
I don’t think God approves of midnight discharges into bedsheets. Well, Yaweh fo sho.
I have no idea how women ended up stuck with doing the laundry when their wet dreams don’t mess up the sheets nearly as much. Maybe that’s why the Magdalene laundries were a thing?
It may be the fever or the meds or the Rona but that version of sandstorm is better than the original. It gave me goosebumps.
Sad that I can’t find it on Spotify
Having a lovely dinner of Zinfandel, salami, provolone, fresh mozzarella, and High Chew
I’m having aperol and prosecco and pork and potatoes.
I had a burrito. Now I’m washing it down with a gallon of vodka.
There are many roads to greatness.
little donkey, little water!
Kyle Rittenhouse looks really good for a 50 year old wine mom who recently decided to go by ‘they/them’
I would have no issue with this as the banner, but then I’m a cuck libtard.
So what percentage of our MegaMillions winnings will be going to clubhouse improvements and what percentage to a super-soft DFOcon?
Oh that uhh, reminds me, we’ve recently passed the new “Lottery Winner” tax.
Vote herodotus450 for mayor. If you were running for mayor, he’d vote for you!
Clubhouse is perfect; I expect a private jet to pick me up at home.
I vote we just buy an island
There are lots of cheap islands around, we’ll need one with a volcanic origin rather than a coral atoll because we don’t wanna sink in a few years. Plus just awesome fun.
Made a nice ragu for me and the kids last night and made some soup from scratch and puréed the shit out of it for the wife. Tonight, she gets homemade cream of mushroom, which she approved after tasting. The kids will get yakisoba as soon as I’m done sweating from all the cooking and cleaning.
Also, a reminder that Tyreek Hill beat his pregnant girlfriend. He’s not all there. Probably thinks Tua is a good QB, too.
(Tyreek I mean; yinz is doin’ yeoman’s work balancing everything)
Who doesn’t like a Big Ragu?
Hope yet missus is feeling better; you’re a good egg Noonan.
Tonight’s plan, in no particular order:
— multiple glass of grenache
— duck breast with new potatoes and broccolini
— swim
— cigar
— book
— dick jokes
Love the weekend.
So a NC lawyer was going to take the NC Attorney General to a grand jury for violating an ancient state law which states that candidates for office can not lie, make derogatory comments about their opponents, or make false statements about their opponent. In other words for being a politician. And yes, the one taking him to court was his opponent in the last election, why would you even bother to ask.
if you next guessed it was a Republican suing a MoT, hey 2-for-2!
Can’t lie, eh? We know how this goes:
I see the problem here, all the other officials should be brought up before the grand jury as well!
Very fine work over at Request Line, everyone. I’ve been gone for most of the day but I’ll be adding my own contributions shortly.