We are still going with abbreviated versions of Sexy Friday as things are STILL crazy busy.
Tonight, we have hot AFLW action as the Home and Away season is starting. It’s a good thing because the AFL has a pre-finals bye and the ladies have the footy world to themselves!
Btw, as predicted, St. Kilda fulfilled the Gospel of the Prairie Wino and finished 10th.
Tonight’s AFLW games are:
North Melbourne Kangaroos v Gold Coast Suns at 8:10 Pacific.
West Coast Eagles v Port Adelaide Power at 10:10 Pacific
Sydney Swans v St. Kilda Saints at 12:10 Pacific.
and some other late late night action.
There is also HOT CFL action as the Hamilton Tiger-cats are currently playing the Toronto Argonauts. Immediately following that game, the BC Liouns host the Saskatchewan RoughRiders.
In Sexy Mexy Liga MX action, Litre fave Puebla is hosting Juarez and later on Mazatlan will host América.
No pics or videos today as I’ve not had time to prepare them.
One more thought. This is proof that you don’t have to have anything in common with someone to like them and to be friends with them:
King Hippo does not like anal, pineapple, or coconut. That’s like my three things you take on a deserted island!
You be you, Hippo! Never change.
Type away!
Hi everybody!
Turns out people are going back to the office.
Don’t make my ass work like that.
I’m old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHywdqH3F6Y
Bonneville Salt Flats Utah.
How’s this for a paragraph. From Vice:
“Zuckerberg, whose company has been blamed for enabling genocide in Myanmar because it did not bother to hire moderators who speak Burmese, for example, added that one of his life’s biggest regrets is competing on the fencing team in high school rather than wrestling”
Ugh fuck that guy.
PEAK WHITE DOUCHEBAG ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
I’ve archived engine cowlings.
We’re thinking of going to see the Nats host the Reds tomorrow night, terrible idea? LOTS of seats available.
Better than the Jags under Tom Coughlin.
Fuck it go. Sneak a flask in to stick it to the man.
Tickets on StubHub are cheaper to see the Nats than to see their single A affiliate on the same night.
Could be worse:
https://twitter.com/TheBrattPack63/status/1562835185879883784?t=a1uj019Cl2pP5kHKa1p84g&s=19
For the record:
NHL = MLB
AHL = AAA
ECHL = AA
Gary Bettman, Multiverse Disgrace
Truer words have never been spoken.
Of course not. Have a few beers. Cheer for Votto. Laugh at the Nats.
Get a chili half smoke.
We need reviews.
Of the bathrooms?
Daddy doesn’t sleep at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjtdIfZDQUE
The guy with the white boots must be the lead singer.
El Maricockchi
“… verga es chiquita y muy fea…”
These guys sound a lot like Depeche Mode
They just can’t get enough (nudity)
OK here we go Ayo’ing…
🎵 I see boobs and ass on my screen sometimes….
Saying hey-O, it’s Mr. A-YO🎵
Oh hey, it’s Sexy Friday. Let’s go!
How did you get into my garage?
Forget about him, what’s she doing there?
Me
That says: “Hey, my fart is nuclear. Beware!”.
Lastly, these are to repent for my tardiness today.
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I’m torn between the first and second
It’s Friday. Here you all go. I’m feeling super lazy today:
Note: super lazy is like normal lazy, except I’m wearing a cape 🦸🏿♂️
That’s an amazing shot
I may be reaching Hippo levels of depravity. I’m for fun fighting with a JSON ouptut of the Draft Kings sportsbook for week 1 to put in a google sheet for gambling purposes.
Sometimes you just have to cut a block of cheese over your knee. if so, gentle.
Officially on vaca for two weeks. Decompression plans include plenty of gawking.
Met a buddy of mine for drinks and dinner tonight. We demolished a raw bar seafood tower and some manhattans. It felt normal, and very much needed
THIS SHARKBAIT I CALL HIM LENNY WILLIAMS BECAUSE HE’S LEADING A TOWER OF POWER
Gumby’s best friend Tom is here from Birmingham. He was in Hawaii for a couple of weeks because he’s really into volcanoes. He’s just here for the night, but it’s nice to see him. It’s been about four years.
Lotsa gay pornos start this way…good luck!
It IS sexy Friday after all
And for Mr. Ayo:
Just, wow.
My goal this evening was to eat and drink my way into a snoring catastrophe as soon as my head hits the pillow. I believe I’ve done the requisite groundwork. Talk at you tomorrow guys and fucking ladies.
Greetings from Singapore! It’s tomorrow morning here, so I’m hanging out in the lounge for a while before entering the country and heading to the hotel. You know what’s a delicious thing to put in a grilled cheese sandwich? Pulled duck. Super tasty!
That does sound good! I love duck.
Nintendo should remake Duck Hunt and have a competition and the winner gets a lifetime supply of duck
I’d be in just for a lifetime supply of duck fat! That stuff is like liquid gold, I tells ya!
And that fucking dog
Enjoy! I know you will eat well. Amazing food in Singapore!
I likesa the laksa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H00v7lsAy1I
Matt Barkley is average 40 yards with a long of 53? Maybe he was a punter who stumbled into the QB room one day and everyone was too polite, nervous to call it out?
Sam Darnold is hurt? Now he’ll never get a chance to be traded to a team who needs a QuaHAHAHHAHA. I almost typed it out without laughing.
John Brunner! The Sheep Look Up and Stand on Zanzibar both blew my mind when I read them many moon cycles ago. They probably don’t hold up anymore, just like their contemporaries, D.B. Cooper and Patty Hearst.
Just imagine all the out-of-work punters who would give almost anything just for a chance to get some punts on tape for the NFL, XFL, USFL and all the other league…and seeing Matt Barkley flailing his foot around while praying he hits the pigskin.
Damn, I missed the Geno Smith-Will Grier Battle of the Below-Average Former WVU Quarterbacks.
Punt God is being held out due to the recent allegations, which teaches fans a very important lesson:
Only Quarterbacks are allowed to sexually assault you.
/Darren Sharper appears
“‘Only Quarterbacks’ You’re such a silly boy!”
-Politicians, college profs, policemen, sports therapists, dentists, doctors, managers, producers, directors, actors, etc…
Only white men are allowed to sexually assault you.
Better?
“Much Better!”
-a future ruling by your Supreme Court
Written by Clarence Thomas
Uncle Thomas.
Fuck that ni…ckleback fan.
What a Bananacakes week-
-due to Covid, holidays and deaths in the family the normal complement of dudes working in the warehouse was reduced from 10 to 6.
-night shifts that usually end at 10-11pm extended to 2-3am
-my youngest son worked from 10am Thursday to 4:30pm Friday with a 1 1/2 hour break. He clocked a 66 hour week-it’s not slave laboUr if he’s your kid, right?
-it’s his birthday today
-wife had her farewell at her old job today. She’s without a pay cheque for exactly one week as she transitions into her new job.
-oldest son only worked 62 hours this week-I called him a slacker, relative to his brother
/trying to put a funny spin on what happened-it was a complete shitshow
It’s my mom’s solar orbit anniversary today, too!
What are the odds!?*
Narrator: “The odds weren’t that long-it was nothing to get excited about in the first place.”
Happy birthday to YinzMom and ScotchySpawn! Gumby’s is next Thursday, we’re gonna spend a few days in Big Bear. I’m so ready for open windows!
I stopped by the store on the way home and got the biggest bottle of Tequila I could find. Not that I intend to be blitzed. But you just never know.
Also, wore my Wrexham third kit to work today. Feeling good, man.
I personally appreciate both of those things.
Matt Barkley might be going full Blanda tonight. Hopefully they let him try a field goal.
Ex Eagle Matt Barkley. 300 yds 0 Tds 4 ints.
Raise the fucking banner for him!
You guys, Welcome to Wrexham is so fucking good, you guys!
On the list to watch
In honor of the show and Sexy Friday, here is Alaw Haf representing her town of Wrexham.
Gol Puebla.
Gol Cartel. No bueno.
No gol cartel, bueno.
Gol Puebla!!! Eat your sweet potatoes !
I don’t have any personal animosity towards the Fightin’ Horatios; I thought they were a fine addition to the old Big East. That said, this doesn’t bode well:
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/34459251/jim-mora-uconn-football-looking-write-comeback-story-together
You know what’s funny? There’s literally no house a 6-minute walk from the athletic offices that fits that description.
Oh, and also if Mora wins 3 games this year he’s hero.
He wins 6 and he’s the next governor. Well, he would be, if Connecticut gave a fuck about college football. Which we absolutely do not.
SPOILERS for She-Hulk