To The Game!
Bears/Packers:
-God, I love Qaron’s predictability so much! That look of utter disdain on his face when Watkins dropped that perfectly-thrown deep pass? Perfection.
-Tis no wonder that Lafleur noted that he’d like to get the ball into the hands of Jones and Dillon more often. I mean, what other choice does he have?
-Actually, he just might have Lazard back tonight. He’s the big (6’5″, 230) sure-handed, competent wr desperately needed right now. I’m sure Rodgers very much appreciates his mere 2(!) drops on 60 targets last year.
-Chicago’s D should be able to exert some pressure though. Defensive end Quinn had 18 1/2 sacks last year (3 vs. the Pack) and rookie Dominique Robinson had 1 1/2 last week. In addition, the Vikes had 4 sacks in their week one win.
-Montgomery is still the go-to back over Herbert, out-carrying him 17 to 9 but his 1.5 ypc vs Herbert’s 5 should give Eberflus some second thoughts.
-That Eberflus fella is up against it. Despite being one of only 5 Bears coaches to win his first game, Chicago is 2-12 in their last 14 meetings in Lambeau. And the Pack was the only team to go undefeated at home last year. (though they lost that playoff game, like they always do during Qaron’s reign)
-Piling On: Green Bay has won their last 12 night games.
-Fields threw for less than 50% in the wind and rain and muck last week but came up big in the 2nd half with TD throws to Pettis and St. Brown when it mattered.
Enjoy tonight’s offering before the cold harsh reality of Monday morning crashes in.
So, apparently we’re making a 10 year jump on the next Dragons & Titties episode?
That’s the word on the street.
Yes.
Which is good, because that dance sequence tonight lasted at least 8 of those years.
No lie. “WTF is this?”
Gotta go run, g’night y’all
kill his ass, melissa
Rodgers preying on the weak,
Who is the God of Reviews? Do they have a name? It should be Christy Canyon based on the number of times they keep watching the same clip.
I thought we had come up with a name, but if nobody remembers what it was that means it wasn’t good enough.
Ebert?
loved the shot of the rat drinking the blood
All the talk about Rodgers owning the Bears neglects the fact he’s only won one more Superb Owl than them in that time frame.
well no one said owning the Bears is a wise investment
30 years
2 hall of fame asshole quarterbacks
1 super bowl apiece
he better not dick the dog again in january or we are gonna look back at this 30-year era as a comedy for green bay
Favre + Rodgers = Eli
The math checks out
Ok, imma go read a book. If we happen to be living in the one universe among billions where the bears pull off some miracle last minute comeback I will watch the highlights tomorrow
Weddings are always troubles
Pro tip – don’t get on Cristan Cole’s bad side.
yeah, dont gloat to him
Glad that happened, because I was starting to get bored. It was getting a little too Masterpiece Theater/Downton Abbey. “The Queen wore green!” Then Cole livens things up when he loses his temper and beats that guy’s face into Hamburger a’la Clegane.
I’m still not real sure why he went off on Ser Bottom or whoever he was. Already in a bad mood I guess.
Its a wedding. Something always comes up
I watched that little comment piece afterwards, and the showrunner pointed out that Game of Thrones weddings have a history. Although IIRC, Tyrion and Sansa’s wedding didn’t go off the rails, nor did Tommen and Margaery’s.
(Had to look that up, fuckin’ GRRM and those mangled names)
“Ser Bottom” is fucking great!
This is me watching a series for the first twenty or so episodes:
My dad was saying the same thing, asking: is someone gonna die this episode?
if he really is the bears owner he really is a bad owner, the bears suck
yet another bears owner that needs to die very soon
Paramores are plenty in Westoros
This drive, I call it a Titanic VHS tape because they are pausing and replaying scenes over and over again.
Zapruder the head ref ,Back and to the Left
This? This game is what you were all waiting 9 months for? Pathetic.
I appreciate the effort the effort of whatever minor members of the DFO pantheon are trying to keep this game interesting
The God of Reviews is working their ass off on this drive alone.
is every other off coordinator a dipshit
shotgun dive?!
Hackett is wondering why they didnt do a shotgun delayed dive
at least they burned lots of the clock, I think we all want to sleep
they are big on hibernation
it hit the pylon you fucksticks
ok short but the play was dead