This is the last one, I promise. Well, until tomorrow that is. It’s been a long day filled with various levels of obligations and though I put this together around 2pm I can tell you that my belly is now filled with turkey, stuffing and all the other fixin’s. I may marinate it all in scotch, I’m not sure just yet.
To The Game!
Bucs/Cards:
-One would think that Tampa would have a blessed advantage here what with Trace McSorely breaking his starting cherry but they’ve lost to the likes of Pickett/Truth Biscuit, P.J. Walker and Purdy Mouth.
-Still, from the outside looking in it would seem that Arizonny has thrown in the towel on the season. Or maybe they’re just not a functioning team because their situation player-wise has been dire and disjointed all season long. There was that D-Hop suspension, then injuries to Marquise Brown and then Ertz and then Rondale Moore and who can forget Kyler going down in a heap? That mess may have something to do with their offense last year being ranked 8th and this year falling to 21st.
-Will Rashaad White have himself a day? The Arizona State product is doing that whole ‘coming home’ thingy to a Cards D that just gave up 130 yards to 32 year-old Latavius Murray.
-Brady has been sacked a league-low 19 times but J.J. Watt is at 9.5 sacks and if he gets to 10 a million dollar bonus kicks in. Money does tend to talk.
That’s it for me, now it’s you.
Season 11 of Letterkenny is on Hulu NOW!
Time to resubscribe for a month!
I drank so much that I’m apparently watching Spirited for the second time this weekend.
I thought I hadn’t, but this is very familiarly terrible on a second watch through.
I don’t know if the mole was worth all the effort, though it was good, but the entire team of mole, turkey breast, rice, beans, guacamole, salsa, and tortillas put in a solid performance.
Oh, and Team Alcohol was reliable as always.
Lady ended up using the call button 3 times in the first hour of the flight and complained about how she was used to international flights and everything was so much worse on this flight. But then she went to sleep for the rest of the flight. To her credit, her kids were well behaved despite little help from hubby. Not to her credit, she continued to chuck all her and her kids trash on the floor so there was quite a pile by the end.
Once you get used to Lone Star Steakhouse Airlines, it’s hard to go back
/Lone Star Steakhouse was a regional chain restaurant where they gave you free peanuts, and you’d throw the shells on the ground, you see
I can’t wait until Dallas loses to these assholes in the first round of the play-offs.
Poor tackling in OT… Who would’ve thunk
On Xmas, no less.
Our mistake was putting our faith in the Cardinals.
“Tell me about it.” — many, many altar boys
I would like the Bucs to win for Mr. Ayo, but would like them to do it in spite of Tom Brady.
I appreciate the sentiment, sir. Let’s go Succop!
A dive Neymar would have been proud of.
PICK SIX! DO IT!
Brady’s going to win the coin toss and elect to kick.
You can’t spell “OVERTIME” without “T-O-M”!!!
“I’ll take your word for it.”
-Lea Michele
Woo hoo!
Don’t forget to have the winner DM me an address to send the coveted $10 gift certificate to!
With that beard, Kliff Kingsbury looks like a young dumb Santa.
Brady’s helmet slogan “Inspire Change” is certainly fitting, as his crypto commercials have inspired many people to check their sofas for spare change in order to afford things like groceries and rent.
DON’T FUCK THIS UP BRADY!
He’s playing like he’s trying to throw the game.
…and of COURSE the Cardinals fumbled it.
Rick McSorley looks like he has a resting heart rate of 120.
Dude looks like a Dick Tracy villain.
An active NFL player with no short-term memory? Weird; usually that doesn’t show up until 4-5 years after they retire.
High hopes for the Cardinals Talk Post-Game Call In Show.
Its starting…now.
I had to bail on the Mrs watching Bad Moms Christmas 2 but I think i saw both the jokes and I’m eating the leftovers and listening.
Just getting on the game. Kids did very well for good Christmas. So that was nice. Got my mom to buy in to take him a week from here.
This is funny. EVERYONE knows all ARI should be doing is losing ‘good’ games . Leave it to these idiots to go win this ugly one.
All Brady had to do was retire last year, but instead he came back for one more year, destroyed his marriage, is playing like shit, and will likely be getting sued for endorsing a Ponzi scheme.
You love to see it.
Just spent the evening with Eldest right and clan.
I like giving curious presents. For Eldest granddaughter I gave her a box that used to hold paper clips and inside there were two guitar picks. I just said “I like these, you should give them a try on your bass.”
She said “Cool. Thanks?”
Then I left the room and came back with a Gibson SG Epiphone knock off, custom black just like Angus Young plays and said “Or you could try it on this.” We spent the next two hours shredding.
I love my family so much.
When you said “spent two hours shredding” I was like “oh, come on, scotchnaut, not on Christmas!”
I was gifted some 10-year-old, (Matt Gaetz leans into room), Scotch today, (Matt Gaetz leaves room), and this game is giving me no reason not to drink a good portion of it right now.
I hear Johnnie Walker is pretty good
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0380/8595/1627/products/Laphroaig10SingleMalt43ABV.jpg?v=1595229482
It’s OK. Kind of peppery.
I don’t like to brag (ok, actually I do), but I own a square foot of land on the Laphroaig property. As do thousands of others, but still.
I visited it once and claimed my “rent” (a dram).
Guess Brady is gonna go yell at his linemen some more.
I spent seven consecutive hours building a balsa wood hand-cranked marble run today, and I’m still not done. Enough to do tomorrow that it’ll tide me over until we have Christmas for real here on the 27th.
So yeah, you might say the, uh, neurodivergence was out in full force for me today.
“Well, it’s a start.” -Dion Bakker (because he’s the mouthpiece of JMR on behalf of Jelle)
Let’s try this again
[*Redacted] s
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Well, that’s kinda……
I don’t want to say pointless but…
On refresh the 2nd one is, um, redacted.
1 outta three though?
The reverse meatloaf is impressive.
Back from Xmas with the extended family, which gets to be more of a chore each year. The Dolphins cratering against the Packers, thereby keeping ‘THE NARRATIVE” alive did not help.
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho Horatio
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Dear god.
Oh goddamnit.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
I need Brady to get his shit together. In a 28 person suicide league with 100 point buy in and am in the last 3 alive. Unless this sad sack piece of shit loses to a 3rd string QB backed team in total disarray.
who did the other fuckers pick?
TEN (he’s in 4th place lol), BUF (asshole), and LAC.
I knew I should have picked JAX. But I might still survive.
Narrator: Brady did not, in fact, get his shit together.
Hey Blaxx, what’s your price for a hit? I may have a client.
Have I hit my Collinsworth limit? As Andy Reid Kool-Aid man would say, oh YEAH!
Good night and good luck to those with fantasy lives left to squander.
Was gifted a 3D puzzle for Xmas. Trying not to google the solution on day 1
https://www.huzzle.eu/product/4526/
It’s funny, all the MRSA dipshits have to do to win this one is run, kick FGs, and NOT FUCK UP but Mr. Dreamboat Ego has to insist on MOAR. While Collinsworth licks his taint.
NEVAR, EVAR have hope for anything coming out of Arizona.
“Coming out of Arizona” was my botched Houston 500 sequel. Turns out I should have taken that ‘dry heat’ observation much more seriously.
I’ve never said anything to them about it (though wifey and I have talked about it several times over the years) but the truth is that BIL and SIL put on this amazing sideshow in the kitchen while hosting. The petty arguments, the recriminations, the subtle jabs, the accusations-it’s a Cornucopia of Resentments in a Minor Key that is on display every holiday. Anyway, the boys just gleaned on to it today-after seeing it a few times. They’re hooked now.
I’ve a notion that they’re inspired by The Secretary-
BIL: [angrily pumping] “You knew where the foil pan was all the time, didn’t you?”
SIL: [breathing heavily] “I didn’t know where it was but I intentionally made the turkey gravy thinner than you like.”
BIL: [approaching orgasm] “I Knew It! I cooked the turkey 15 degrees past the recommended temp.”
SIL: “I intentionally under-cooked the stuffing.”
BIL: [thinks he’s about to come, starts thinking about boiled Brussel sprouts]
Wait, is Miley Cyrus hot now?
Always has been.
“Slow down, Mr. Gaetz.”
-No one in the Republican Party or the media
I will stick up for Miley Cyrus any day of the week. She’s a goofy, friendly weirdo with a damned fine body and if she wants to take her clothes off and do stuff THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FINE BY ME.
It honestly took me awhile but now I respect the hell out of her.
Same here.
I don’t know enough popular culture, but will trust y’all.
And she can flat out sing, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw
Had 20 or so here for dinner. 25lb bird and 10lbs of potatoes gone. Was strange to have that many in the house again its been like 5 years since we hosted like that. Was busy but good to see everyone but better to have them all gone home now.
Having a Screwball Whisky and watching Charlie Brown Christmas
Merry Christmas everyone
Wow. 20 is no joke. Well done.
3 days of prep and cooking gone in like 30 minutes. Lol.
Merry Christmas to you too, and to everyone else here. I’m feeling much more merry than I was this morning, and I’d like to share that.
Donks WOO!! did our part to help, yeah?
Only a little. Schadenfreude makes for a thin broth, unless it’s the playoffs.
Hats off to anyone that does more than twelve. I’ve done it several times and it’s such a ridiculous thing to be asked/requested to do these days.
And we’re currently in the “Weaselo siblings dunking on Tiny Tim” portion of the evening. Namely, trying to figure out what his illness was. The answer? Yes.
Turf toe.
“Has he tried a bike?” -L. Tomlinson
STD from Miss Vicki.
Is it not widely accepted that he had polio?
Or is this a statement on how ignorant on history everyone is?
No, because it had to be some ailment that’s treatable with 19th-century technology.
I am not CERTAIN, but reasonably confident that if the Qards win tonight, and the Black Panthers win next week? MRSA is formally expunged from our happy playoff time.
The Qards won’t win tonight.
yeah I know but wanted us to have sommet to hope for
OTTON DROPSIES WOO!!!!!
Why is Darnold not in this Very Special iPhone Ad?
he scared all the other Very Special Peoples?
Because he saw the movie “White Noise” and it spooked the shit out of him.
I am almost starting…to not hate JJ Watt? He seems kind of ok in reality.
You know what I haven’t seen in a while?
The auto correction of [*Redacted] s
it must only work with a capital R??
If this is your way of tricking me into saying a hard R….
It almost worked
oh God, I cackled. CACKLED, I sez!!
#FourthPill really wants to rejoin his friends in me bloodstream.
+1 Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Douglas Adams was going to speak at a graduation I’d be attending, but that thoughtless jerk went and died two days before.
Conner runs as though he’s worried he might not make it to the bathroom in time.
Let he who has not had to pull over his car to throw away his boxers in the gas station bathroom cast the first shart.
I sharted near some railroad tracks once. Curveball-had nothing to do with hobos.
McSorley has MOXIE!
Yeah, but also an illegal stick. Thanks!
— 1993 Montreal Canadiens
Am drinking a Rasputin Imperial Stout while my wife and mother-in-law watch K-dramas. You’d think I’d want to watch sports, but no, I’m fine with this. Got to see a Celtics win and maybe, just maybe I can pull out a fantasy victory but I’d rather just watch the numbers change than yell at the screen.
Rasputin might be one of my favorite beers, but I actually don’t drink it that often. Very much a situational thing.
I feel like my dad’s side of the family is the only middle class white family I know who doesn’t have turkey for Thanksgiving AND Christmas.
We fondue with hot oil. Steak and shrimp. Surf ‘N Turf.
Followed by small town bakery French silk pie
We’re having frozen pizzas. It’s gonna be awesome.
Fondue is the tits.
oh snap, should I play White over Horny Fourny??
Fourny.
That was initial vibe, and he probably is safer bet (and I need a nice, no stress 8-10 points, really)
I hope you’ll excuse my typo. I meant Whitey.
Mighty Whitey rides again at the Crystal Palace tomoro
WAVE TO MY KID!!!
“all the other fixin’s” = hobo meat
I mean, free range amirite??
I am going to go out on a limb and say teh Hippo does nae watch this.
The Nods and Boxing Day beckon him to bed. I agree.
Are there any fights tomorrow?
https://youtu.be/Y7rw9gqfZow
If Mr O’Sullivan as any say in it there will be.
4th pill is being held in abeyance. FOAR NOW
There is fantasy impact. I am stressed, though have like 23-24 point cushion.