Quoth the Ravens SNF Thread

TRUE HIPPO STORY!  I once dated a gal (post-divorce) who had no interest in sportsball.  But Poe was her favoUrite poet, and I thusly got her a nice Ravens fleece for Shitsmas.  She guessed it correctly before opening.  I suck at giving presents.

Ratbirds (-2) v. Yinzers (8:20, NBC)

Knocking at the playoffs chamber door (but with seeding and a chance to catch Team WKRP in Week 18), one still expects Balmer to be going full steam ahead.  But Coach Epps really likes his .500-plus streak, and his charges won’t roll over for a belly rub.  This honestly might be the best coaching jerb of his career, not that Western Pennsylvania sports talk radio would concede such.

I think Uncle Jack is clear to quartered back the vistors, and the Ratbirds’ secondary has been reasonable generous (at least by their standards).  Really, it’s about Tyler Huntley, and his ability to deliver in the red zone.  I don’t think “just don’t fuck up” and kicking FGs will do the deed.

Be here next weekend for the finale, which will be the Surly Duff Division’s time to shine.  DUUUUUUVVVVVAAAALLLLL!