Let’s get right to it-
To The Game!
Chargers/Jaguars:
-Christian Kirk ended the season as the league’s yards leader from the slot. Weirdly, LA’s D, which isn’t respected by anyone, defends the position very well-they’ve allowed the fourth-fewest yards at that position.
-Yeah, that Chargers D gave up an average of 27.2 points down the stretch (last five games) as they were angling for a place in the playoffs.
-Et Tu, Bewildering Decisions?”: Could Staley still be fired even if his team gets to the next round? I think he’s done if he loses tonight and the odds drop to 50% if he loses next week. The Mike Williams Mess just seems like the cherry on top of a many-layered cake of boneheaded blunders. I think if the team hadn’t lucked out by drafting Herbert he’d be gone by now. That qb’s talent has compensated for some wonky decision-making.
-I Only Have Eyes For You: Herbert will likely lean on Keenan Allen when a clutch catch is required. Over the last four games the latter has been looked to on third downs ten times and come good on seven occasions.
-Since they allowed the Lions to drop 40 on them the Jags D has played very well. They held Dallas to just enough points in order to get the upset, stomped on the poor offenses of the Texans and Jets (allowing only 3 points apiece) and came through with a fumble six when the offense was sputtering in the 4th quarter vs the Titans.
-Big Cleats To Fill: Without Williams in the game the Chargers average 3.5 points and 50 yards less than their usual average. Josh Palmer has filled in and has come up with totals of 106, 44, 56 and 60 yards but he’s not a “Go And Get The Ball” end zone threat. For that reason I think that Stetson’s own 6’8″ tight end Donald Parham will get a few looks in the red zone.
Get after it.
THIS GAME I CALL IT THE ATTICA UPRISING BECAUSE THE PRISON GIRLFRIEND IS BEING ABUSED.
Once…twice…THREE TIMES A LADY!! One more pick and Prison Girlfriend gets a night in the box!
That’s a pretty sharp play by Ekeler. Get him moving, then just push right through him before he can get his feet set.
I don’t want to say that this game is symbolic of everything the state of Florida deserves, but this game is symbolic of everything the state of Florida deserves. Especially north Florida.
the one abortion florida man cant stop is this game
Oh no, this could get Peterman on us
very ryan leafian
If Prison Girlfriend follows Ryan Leaf’s career trajectory, he may very well end up in prison too!
Then on ESPN
You would have thought he’d have learned by now that you can’t just give it away to any guy in the yard
Technically, this is a playoff football game
Well, this isn’t looking good. And I went to the trouble to wash my Jaguars bandanas!
Someone better square up on commissary day, too.
a flacco special can cure what ails ya, trevor!
NOPE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Here’s where I sit and do shit. Beneath the leftmost post-its are the Berlin Airlift ring and the SR-71 pin from previous exciting lens tests.
This should give you an idea of the immersive Brick Meathook Experience™
Hey, did you know that NFL players were sometimes on the same elite college teams??
Also, do we have a banner image for the game tomorrow?
Cameron Dicker, Rookie Kicker
Cameron Eunuch after he meets his girlfriend’s dad for the first time.
It’s the small things in life
“Eh, not a fan of the small things.” — Deanna F.
Found Brick’s ebay account
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Concorde-Turbo-Jet-Engine-Complete-with-Afterburner/113823113322
Can someone take that money and buy me a violin?
Yeesh. That long hair is affecting his vision, clearly.
Needs to be pulled back. – cell block Duval
Someone best skip rec tomorrow.
AGAIN?
Who did the Chargers fill their secondary with, all of the children of Antonio Cromartie?!?!
Stop throwing to the other team, jackass!
Seconded.
Me: God I hate Tony dungy
Dad: didn’t you shake his hand and get his autograph?
Me: yeah, but I still hate him
Prison Girlfriend’s Week 18 yips be persisting.
She’s insistent on giving it away tonight!
Prison girlfriend needs to alpha up in cell block Duvall
Not a performance that will bring in the exotic-flavoUred soups, for sure.
In response to Brocky’s LA sports fandom ranking, here’s how I would go:
1 Lakers
2 Dodgers
3 Raiders
4 Kings
5 Angels
6 Rams
7 LAFC
8 Chivas
9 Galaxy
10 Clippers
11 Chargers
… no sparks?
Maybe in West Hollywood.
Lisa?
Cal State Dominguez Hills
Oh good fucking lord dungy as color commentary?
It could be worse. I think. Not sure how, but I trust it could be.
It could always be worse. For example, you could have a dead gay son like he did. Only difference is that he thinks that’s better now.
Two words: Collins. Worth.
not ideal
Sudden change!
Well, shit.
Tirico and Michaels would have been much, much better
I hope Urban Liar is being forced to watch this
I still have some cool swag
let’s get drunk folks
Way ahead of you.
Playing that “shot of vodka per OL downfield” game, eh?
Yeah, only day off. Been going since 11 am. Let’s go !!!!!
Spur, I bet on yous on Monday.
the ol’ reserve jinx
I just can’t see you losing. Bucs are washed.
Cowpersons are the ideal MRSA opponent, as the only squadoo that The Narrative wouldn’t screw over in order to have the G.O.A.T. Fucker advance.
Cheers y’all!
Oh, so you guys say “Playoffs”?
What channel is this supposed to be on? I thought it was NBC but they’re just doing local news
It is NBC?
NBC – it’s the studio talking marionettes right now.
The other NBC?
there’s another NBC? is it without cris collinsworth?
Not in my dimension. Not sure which one Dok is in though.
Reality is tat she is on the Marquesas islands lighting off fireworks.
Ok, it’s fine now, they just wanted to be TOTALLY SURE we didn’t miss the last few minutes of celebrity gossip
You probably still learned more than would have by listening to NBC’s “insider” Florio.
As if Harry won’t still be an idiot tomorrow
I got my first job 45 minutes after I arrived in L.A. As soon as I got here I went up to Edwards Air Force Base to film the NASA SR-71 plane. We filmed these guys suiting up, get inserted into the plane, engine start (wild), filmed the takeoff, and then sat next to the runway watching a helicopter repeatedly ascend to 100 feet and cut his engine off and autogyro down. He did this about five times in 90 minutes, which is all it took for the SR-71 to fly north to the Canadian border, east to N Dakota, south to Texas, west to San Diego, then north back to Edwards where they did 4 low level fly-bys for us. This picture is from the internet but it is the exact plane and it looked just like this:
When they got out, one pilot had carried souvenir pins in his pocket and gave them out to the film crew. He marked the stats – Speed Mach 3.21 (2463 mph); Altitude 80,150 feet (15 miles high); Feb 1 1996:
I heard the gubbermint fucked up so bad on that plane it literally leaks oil while on the ground! Now, where’s my Medicare!!!?!?
I’ve read that it leaked on the ground (fuel, I think) because it was designed to adjust to the heat its passage through the air at Mach 3+ created, so it didn’t leak in flight.
That is exactly what they told us at the Palm Springs Air Museum last week!
That’s rocking
I had some tasty pizza and listened to a good singer in Jacksonville once, so go Jaguras!
GO JAGUARS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cxV8Bf8ND4&ab
Jet Jaguar looks like a Donks fan.
So nfl networking is showing brocky purdy post game.
Better get a tracker on zach Wilson, guy has a hot mom AND a hot sister
Clearisil Kid would be a very low draft for girlfriend, no matter how gruesome the prison.
fuck spanos
he’ll find some way to charge you for the action
Folks
https://twitter.com/DrinkerAquarium/status/1614318940284456960?s=20&t=9t3qalME2CtbQvDcbvYWSA
HOW THE FUCK WE DOING BOYS AND GIRLS?
Looking forward to the draft!
Fighting off a cold, so it’s been nothing but cold medication, hot tea, Thai food, football, and naps today. Honestly pretty damn good!
Throw in a hot toddy and you’re 100%
/femur drums rumble in distance, growing closer
BOLTMAN BLESSES THE PRIDE OF DUVAL WITH HIS POWER TO SPITE THE EVIL SPANOI CLAN THE STREETS OF THE CITY OF DEMONS SHALL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-KROENKE SPAWN
Jaxson D’Ville nods in solidarity, adjusts Speedo
We are one of the only clubhouses with a Jags fan.
Tonight? We are all Jag fans.
My personal war with Tony Khan is on pause.
Agreed. No one in LA likes the Clippers
LA, where you have two teams in the city and one is 3rd favorite and the other 4th
(2nd fav is the visiting team that week and 1st the raiders)
Be quite surprised if the Clips were any higher than 7th
I’m pretty sure the soccer team whose stadium they used is a couple spots above them and that’s not even the same type of football
1. Lakers
2. Dodgers
3. Angels
4. Kings
5. Rams
6. Chargers
7. Yankees
8. Galaxy
9. Sparks
10. Clippers
LAFC and Galaxy have some pull.
You forgot the Raiders
Who’s the resident shaguar enthusiast?
Lemonjello
LemonJello!
This guy!
Salud friend!
Lemonjello
One current fan, and another former. I had season tickets for five years, so I still have a soft spot.
I turned on the TV earlier today and saw the Jags were playing the Chargers on NFL Network. I tuned in and then started to wonder why they were playing in LA. Didn’t the Jags win the division???
I am an idiot.
I did that with last Saturday’s games.