Your Chargers/Jags Wild Card Game Open Thread

Let’s get right to it-

To The Game!

Chargers/Jaguars:

-Christian Kirk ended the season as the league’s yards leader from the slot. Weirdly, LA’s D, which isn’t respected by anyone, defends the position very well-they’ve allowed the fourth-fewest yards at that position.

-Yeah, that Chargers D gave up an average of 27.2 points down the stretch (last five games) as they were angling for a place in the playoffs.

-Et Tu, Bewildering Decisions?”: Could Staley still be fired even if his team gets to the next round? I think he’s done if he loses tonight and the odds drop to 50% if he loses next week. The Mike Williams Mess just seems like the cherry on top of a many-layered cake of boneheaded blunders. I think if the team hadn’t lucked out by drafting Herbert he’d be gone by now. That qb’s talent has compensated for some wonky decision-making.

-I Only Have Eyes For You: Herbert will likely lean on Keenan Allen when a clutch catch is required. Over the last four games the latter has been looked to on third downs ten times and come good on seven occasions.

-Since they allowed the Lions to drop 40 on them the Jags D has played very well. They held Dallas to just enough points in order to get the upset, stomped on the poor offenses of the Texans and Jets (allowing only 3 points apiece) and came through with a fumble six when the offense was sputtering in the 4th quarter vs the Titans.

-Big Cleats To Fill: Without Williams in the game the Chargers average 3.5 points and 50 yards less than their usual average. Josh Palmer has filled in and has come up with totals of 106, 44, 56 and 60 yards but he’s not a “Go And Get The Ball” end zone threat. For that reason I think that Stetson’s own 6’8″ tight end Donald Parham will get a few looks in the red zone.

Get after it.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS GAME I CALL IT THE ATTICA UPRISING BECAUSE THE PRISON GIRLFRIEND IS BEING ABUSED.

Cecil Rhodes

Once…twice…THREE TIMES A LADY!! One more pick and Prison Girlfriend gets a night in the box!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s a pretty sharp play by Ekeler. Get him moving, then just push right through him before he can get his feet set.

The Maestro

I don’t want to say that this game is symbolic of everything the state of Florida deserves, but this game is symbolic of everything the state of Florida deserves. Especially north Florida.

fleshwound_NPG

the one abortion florida man cant stop is this game

litre_cola

Oh no, this could get Peterman on us

fleshwound_NPG

very ryan leafian

Cecil Rhodes

If Prison Girlfriend follows Ryan Leaf’s career trajectory, he may very well end up in prison too!

litre_cola

Then on ESPN

Doktor Zymm

You would have thought he’d have learned by now that you can’t just give it away to any guy in the yard

Old School Zero

Technically, this is a playoff football game

Brocky

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LemonJello

Well, this isn’t looking good. And I went to the trouble to wash my Jaguars bandanas!

WCS

Someone better square up on commissary day, too.

fleshwound_NPG

a flacco special can cure what ails ya, trevor!

fleshwound_NPG

NOPE!

Brocky

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brick Meathook

Here’s where I sit and do shit. Beneath the leftmost post-its are the Berlin Airlift ring and the SR-71 pin from previous exciting lens tests.

This should give you an idea of the immersive Brick Meathook Experience™

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Doktor Zymm

Hey, did you know that NFL players were sometimes on the same elite college teams??

Brocky

Also, do we have a banner image for the game tomorrow?

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Petronel

Cameron Dicker, Rookie Kicker

WCS

Cameron Eunuch after he meets his girlfriend’s dad for the first time.

Brocky

It’s the small things in life

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Dunstan

“Eh, not a fan of the small things.” — Deanna F.

herodotus450
Senor Weaselo

Can someone take that money and buy me a violin?

The Maestro

Yeesh. That long hair is affecting his vision, clearly.

litre_cola

Needs to be pulled back. – cell block Duval

WCS

Someone best skip rec tomorrow.

Spur

AGAIN?

Old School Zero

Who did the Chargers fill their secondary with, all of the children of Antonio Cromartie?!?!

LemonJello

Stop throwing to the other team, jackass!

litre_cola

Seconded.

Brocky

Me: God I hate Tony dungy

Dad: didn’t you shake his hand and get his autograph?

Me: yeah, but I still hate him

King Hippo

Prison Girlfriend’s Week 18 yips be persisting.

Mr. Ayo

She’s insistent on giving it away tonight!

Spur

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litre_cola

Prison girlfriend needs to alpha up in cell block Duvall

King Hippo

Not a performance that will bring in the exotic-flavoUred soups, for sure.

ballsofsteelandfury

In response to Brocky’s LA sports fandom ranking, here’s how I would go:

1 Lakers
2 Dodgers
3 Raiders
4 Kings
5 Angels
6 Rams
7 LAFC
8 Chivas
9 Galaxy
10 Clippers
11 Chargers

Brocky

… no sparks?

ballsofsteelandfury

Maybe in West Hollywood.

litre_cola

Lisa?

Brick Meathook

Cal State Dominguez Hills

Brocky

Oh good fucking lord dungy as color commentary?

Mr. Ayo

It could be worse. I think. Not sure how, but I trust it could be.

The Maestro

It could always be worse. For example, you could have a dead gay son like he did. Only difference is that he thinks that’s better now.

King Hippo

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Gumbygirl

Two words: Collins. Worth.

Spur

not ideal

Brocky

Sudden change!

LemonJello

Well, shit.

King Hippo

Tirico and Michaels would have been much, much better

Spur

I hope Urban Liar is being forced to watch this

Gumbygirl

I still have some cool swag

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Spur

let’s get drunk folks

Mr. Ayo

Way ahead of you.

King Hippo

Playing that “shot of vodka per OL downfield” game, eh?

litre_cola

Yeah, only day off. Been going since 11 am. Let’s go !!!!!

Spur, I bet on yous on Monday.

Spur

the ol’ reserve jinx

litre_cola

I just can’t see you losing. Bucs are washed.

King Hippo

Cowpersons are the ideal MRSA opponent, as the only squadoo that The Narrative wouldn’t screw over in order to have the G.O.A.T. Fucker advance.

Doktor Zymm

Cheers y’all!
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Spur

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herodotus450

Oh, so you guys say “Playoffs”?
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Doktor Zymm

What channel is this supposed to be on? I thought it was NBC but they’re just doing local news

King Hippo

It is NBC?

LemonJello

NBC – it’s the studio talking marionettes right now.

Mr. Ayo

The other NBC?

fleshwound_NPG

there’s another NBC? is it without cris collinsworth?

Mr. Ayo

Not in my dimension. Not sure which one Dok is in though.

litre_cola

Reality is tat she is on the Marquesas islands lighting off fireworks.

Doktor Zymm

Ok, it’s fine now, they just wanted to be TOTALLY SURE we didn’t miss the last few minutes of celebrity gossip

King Hippo

You probably still learned more than would have by listening to NBC’s “insider” Florio.

Petronel

As if Harry won’t still be an idiot tomorrow

Brick Meathook

I got my first job 45 minutes after I arrived in L.A. As soon as I got here I went up to Edwards Air Force Base to film the NASA SR-71 plane. We filmed these guys suiting up, get inserted into the plane, engine start (wild), filmed the takeoff, and then sat next to the runway watching a helicopter repeatedly ascend to 100 feet and cut his engine off and autogyro down. He did this about five times in 90 minutes, which is all it took for the SR-71 to fly north to the Canadian border, east to N Dakota, south to Texas, west to San Diego, then north back to Edwards where they did 4 low level fly-bys for us. This picture is from the internet but it is the exact plane and it looked just like this:

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When they got out, one pilot had carried souvenir pins in his pocket and gave them out to the film crew. He marked the stats – Speed Mach 3.21 (2463 mph); Altitude 80,150 feet (15 miles high); Feb 1 1996:

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herodotus450

I heard the gubbermint fucked up so bad on that plane it literally leaks oil while on the ground! Now, where’s my Medicare!!!?!?

LemonJello

I’ve read that it leaked on the ground (fuel, I think) because it was designed to adjust to the heat its passage through the air at Mach 3+ created, so it didn’t leak in flight.

Gumbygirl

That is exactly what they told us at the Palm Springs Air Museum last week!

Spur

That’s rocking

Doktor Zymm

I had some tasty pizza and listened to a good singer in Jacksonville once, so go Jaguras!

LemonJello

GO JAGUARS!

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Spur
Gumbygirl

Jet Jaguar looks like a Donks fan.

Brocky

So nfl networking is showing brocky purdy post game.

Better get a tracker on zach Wilson, guy has a hot mom AND a hot sister

King Hippo

Clearisil Kid would be a very low draft for girlfriend, no matter how gruesome the prison.

fleshwound_NPG

fuck spanos

Spur

he’ll find some way to charge you for the action

LemonJello

HOW THE FUCK WE DOING BOYS AND GIRLS?

Mr. Ayo

Looking forward to the draft!

Dunstan

Fighting off a cold, so it’s been nothing but cold medication, hot tea, Thai food, football, and naps today. Honestly pretty damn good!

Doktor Zymm

Throw in a hot toddy and you’re 100%

WCS

/femur drums rumble in distance, growing closer

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BOLTMAN BLESSES THE PRIDE OF DUVAL WITH HIS POWER TO SPITE THE EVIL SPANOI CLAN THE STREETS OF THE CITY OF DEMONS SHALL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-KROENKE SPAWN

King Hippo

Jaxson D’Ville nods in solidarity, adjusts Speedo

litre_cola

We are one of the only clubhouses with a Jags fan.

Tonight? We are all Jag fans.

My personal war with Tony Khan is on pause.

ballsofsteelandfury

Agreed. No one in LA likes the Clippers

fleshwound_NPG

LA, where you have two teams in the city and one is 3rd favorite and the other 4th

(2nd fav is the visiting team that week and 1st the raiders)

King Hippo

Be quite surprised if the Clips were any higher than 7th

Doktor Zymm

I’m pretty sure the soccer team whose stadium they used is a couple spots above them and that’s not even the same type of football

Brocky

1. Lakers
2. Dodgers
3. Angels
4. Kings
5. Rams
6. Chargers
7. Yankees
8. Galaxy
9. Sparks
10. Clippers

litre_cola

LAFC and Galaxy have some pull.

ballsofsteelandfury

You forgot the Raiders

Brocky

Who’s the resident shaguar enthusiast?

Game Time Decision

Lemonjello

King Hippo

LemonJello!

LemonJello

This guy!

Brocky

Salud friend!

Mr. Ayo

Lemonjello

Gumbygirl

One current fan, and another former. I had season tickets for five years, so I still have a soft spot.

ballsofsteelandfury

I turned on the TV earlier today and saw the Jags were playing the Chargers on NFL Network. I tuned in and then started to wonder why they were playing in LA. Didn’t the Jags win the division???

I am an idiot.

King Hippo

I did that with last Saturday’s games.

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