Your Chargers/Jags Wild Card Game Open Thread

Let’s get right to it-

To The Game!

Chargers/Jaguars:

-Christian Kirk ended the season as the league’s yards leader from the slot. Weirdly, LA’s D, which isn’t respected by anyone, defends the position very well-they’ve allowed the fourth-fewest yards at that position.

-Yeah, that Chargers D gave up an average of 27.2 points down the stretch (last five games) as they were angling for a place in the playoffs.

-Et Tu, Bewildering Decisions?”: Could Staley still be fired even if his team gets to the next round? I think he’s done if he loses tonight and the odds drop to 50% if he loses next week. The Mike Williams Mess just seems like the cherry on top of a many-layered cake of boneheaded blunders. I think if the team hadn’t lucked out by drafting Herbert he’d be gone by now. That qb’s talent has compensated for some wonky decision-making.

-I Only Have Eyes For You: Herbert will likely lean on Keenan Allen when a clutch catch is required. Over the last four games the latter has been looked to on third downs ten times and come good on seven occasions.

-Since they allowed the Lions to drop 40 on them the Jags D has played very well. They held Dallas to just enough points in order to get the upset, stomped on the poor offenses of the Texans and Jets (allowing only 3 points apiece) and came through with a fumble six when the offense was sputtering in the 4th quarter vs the Titans.

-Big Cleats To Fill: Without Williams in the game the Chargers average 3.5 points and 50 yards less than their usual average. Josh Palmer has filled in and has come up with totals of 106, 44, 56 and 60 yards but he’s not a “Go And Get The Ball” end zone threat. For that reason I think that Stetson’s own 6’8″ tight end Donald Parham will get a few looks in the red zone.

Get after it.

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The Maestro

The problem with eating two pounds of chicken wings is that it’s not three pounds of chicken wings.

LemonJello

Oh, Jaguras

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Brocky

Assuming everyone else isn’t channel surfing, major-league is playing on AMC

Redshirt

…the comeback begins!

Brocky

And much like the sequel trilogy, a promising start will likely be squandered

BeefReeferLives

Well played, Nostradamus!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Afrosheen wants to sponsor Trevor Lawrence for giving so many free picks to black dudes

King Hippo

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Redshirt

If they kick a field goal, the fans better invade the pitch.

Old School Zero

Signs of life! Will the Chargers proceed to Chargersing?

fleshwound_NPG

i will say this

if they blow this i dont wanna see another win probability chart ever again

herodotus450

I think that’s the job they give you if you eat too much paste, win “”””””””probability”””””””””” calculator

Doktor Zymm

Hovercat is nawt impressed with the first down

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Brocky

Darn it

Redshirt

First…down…Jaguars?

herodotus450

Here’s a hilarious photo caption from wikipedia
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Redshirt
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fleshwound_NPG

knew i shoulda watched the ice donks game

fleshwound_NPG

they have scored more touchdowns than the jags so far

King Hippo

I watched almost all of that Vikes/Humps match, but the Fat Humps ain’t coming through that door (without some kind of crane).

Doktor Zymm

He’s still got a ways to go for most interceptions in a playoff game
https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/who-threw-the-most-interceptions-in-a-playoff-game

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Even funnier is Favre did that against a Mike Martz defense.

Not quite a Bernhard Goetz defense tho

fleshwound_NPG

how in the hell are there no bears here

Brocky

You have to make it to actual playoff games

Mr. Ayo

There is a playoff qualification there

Brocky

Me texting my friend

Me: I still can’t believe you won a fantasy championship with this guy

Him: don’t forget, I started Justin fields for the finale

litre_cola

This is absolutely a car crash.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Trevor Lawrence is like Samson except when you cut his hair he throws passes right into Delilah’s tits

King Hippo

just a little sharper?? This is Ginzu v. spork

fleshwound_NPG

al michaels took that amazon money and now is eternally stuck in thursday night football

SonOfSpam

I feel for Shad Khan

let me rock you Shad Khan let me rock you that’s all I wanna do

litre_cola

It’s ok. His English footy club is doing quite well from what I have heard.

SonOfSpam

Two straight Super Bowls for L.A. would be hiLARious.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Last time I got intercepted 3 times in 15 minutes was when I got all fouled up on sherm in Seoul and took a hike through the DMZ

SonOfSpam

is sherm a drug or a guy?

King Hippo

Yes

Redshirt

We’ve reached MST3K levels of hilariously bad.

Doktor Zymm

The most interceptions in a 0 QBR game is 5, and that has only happened once. I am now rooting for us to see this record broken!

Doktor Zymm

#40 Kim McQuilken[39] on November 9, 1975

Senor Weaselo

At this point when do you say “Fuck it” and go for the interceptions record?

SonOfSpam

(Nathan Peterman breaks into a cold sweat)

WCS

The Chargers blowing this in the second half would be very appropriate.

TheRevanchist

Rivers was known to blow everything and everyone in the second half.

The Maestro

WHAT DID HE KNOW

Dunstan

I’m just going to consider this game to be justice for the Jaguars shellacking the Dolphins in Marino’s last game.

Gumbygirl

I was at that game! 62-7, twas quite the ass whoopin’.

Redshirt

Thankfully the Golden Sombrero will go lovely with Lawrence’s flowing hair.

ballsofsteelandfury

Did the Jags place a bet on the Chargers or something?

Petronel

This is a hilarious, crystalline clusterfuck.

Dunstan

You’ve got to be kidding me.

Old School Zero

Chargers still going to lose half their squad to the IR in a blowout win

Old School Zero

“The Chargers were ahead 56-0 in the 3rd quarter when injuries caused them to forfeit due to not enough players to field a team”

Doktor Zymm

aw geez, there are still over 36 minutes in this game

fleshwound_NPG

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Old School Zero

It’s a weird wrinkle to realize Tony Dungy isn’t just bat boy from the tabloids, but that he’s an energy vampire as well

fleshwound_NPG

urban meyer gonna be grindin a celebratory bitch in downtown columbus tonight

LemonJello

Welp. I’ll be putting the bandanas away for the year, it seems. It was fun while it lasted.

SonOfSpam

Well, you still have

(tries to think of what Jacksonville has)

meth

LemonJello

This crowd of tweakers will strip the stadium bare of all its copper and other metals on their way to the parking lots.

Gumbygirl

Welp, this is a drubbing.

SonOfSpam

Find something you love doing as much as Trevor Lawrence loves throwing footballs to Asante Samuel.

Cecil Rhodes

Someone’s starting to get nervous!

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The Maestro

We’ve secretly swapped Trevor Lawrence with Nathan Peterman, and haven’t told anybody. Let’s see what happens!

WCS

Trevor best check himself into solitary now.

King Hippo

protective custody, here she comes!

Cecil Rhodes

He’ll definitely be spending a night in the box. Let’s hope that he doesn’t experience any other failures in communication.

SonOfSpam

He’ll definitely be spending a night in the box

So will Zach Wilson. (your mom’s)

Doktor Zymm

This is an elite list for Prison Girlfriend to aspire to in this game – looks like no team has won a game where a QB has a 0 QBR since 1976. I only see one from the post-season, Morton in SB 12
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_quarterbacks_who_have_posted_a_passer_rating_of_zero

King Hippo

el cuatro*

*and counting

Redshirt

They dragged Al Michaels out of Thursday Night Retirement for this?

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The Maestro

The eternal question: who was a better lead singer for Genesis: Peter Gabriel, or Phil Collins?

Yes, I’m trying to start a fight in the comments section. I’ve had a number of beers despite still writing parts for my band all through the evening.

Old School Zero

Do not summon the ghost of Sill Bimmons, goddamnit

litre_cola

He uh, moved to uh, a farm.

King Hippo

Phil Collins is as annoying as Billy Idol’s faux-punk act

SonOfSpam

But the SNEER! It’s so BADASS.

King Hippo

he’ll NEVAR submit to your authority!

ballsofsteelandfury

Who was the better singer for Genesis? Collins
Who was the better singer period? Gabriel

Senor Weaselo

I have three degrees of separation to Phil Collins, so him.

Also, you fucking horn players and wanting to put flats in front of EVERY goddamn thing.

/I just finished a transcription and it was a whole lotta that though the guy just gave me permission to fix the melodic stuff.

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SonOfSpam

Phil Collins is the better singer, Peter Gabriel is the better artist.

Both are/were great.

Petronel

Mr. Nel (also P*tz fan): Best song is Supper’s Ready, best album is Duke.

herodotus450

Only lead character of Genesis around these parts is Adam, buddy

fleshwound_NPG

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Petronel

“That’ll buff out”

Doktor Zymm

These are Bengal housecats, but look kinda like Jaguras
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Redshirt

Yeah, I’m not sure how they got that name.

Doktor Zymm

Cute though. Although apparently they aren’t easy keepers

herodotus450

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Gumbygirl

If I fitz, I sitz.

Doktor Zymm

He fits, he sits!

King Hippo

KIIIIITTTTTYYYYYYY!

Old School Zero

Tried a new (to me) fried chicken joint tonight, one of those slightly glitzy fast casual types. I am underwhelmed. It’s like slightly better supermarket fried chicken, but in some ways not as good? Definitely did not cross the Popeye’s value/price benchmark.

Senor Weaselo

You should have come with Senorita Weaselo and me to Brooklyn. Highly approved of where we went.

Old School Zero

well shit, now I’m hungry again

Dunstan

Lawrence currently has a QB rating of 0.6. That’s only 0.6 higher than me.

Old School Zero

You’re within the error bars!

Dunstan

Now we’re tied!