Let’s get right to it-
To The Game!
Chargers/Jaguars:
-Christian Kirk ended the season as the league’s yards leader from the slot. Weirdly, LA’s D, which isn’t respected by anyone, defends the position very well-they’ve allowed the fourth-fewest yards at that position.
-Yeah, that Chargers D gave up an average of 27.2 points down the stretch (last five games) as they were angling for a place in the playoffs.
-Et Tu, Bewildering Decisions?”: Could Staley still be fired even if his team gets to the next round? I think he’s done if he loses tonight and the odds drop to 50% if he loses next week. The Mike Williams Mess just seems like the cherry on top of a many-layered cake of boneheaded blunders. I think if the team hadn’t lucked out by drafting Herbert he’d be gone by now. That qb’s talent has compensated for some wonky decision-making.
-I Only Have Eyes For You: Herbert will likely lean on Keenan Allen when a clutch catch is required. Over the last four games the latter has been looked to on third downs ten times and come good on seven occasions.
-Since they allowed the Lions to drop 40 on them the Jags D has played very well. They held Dallas to just enough points in order to get the upset, stomped on the poor offenses of the Texans and Jets (allowing only 3 points apiece) and came through with a fumble six when the offense was sputtering in the 4th quarter vs the Titans.
-Big Cleats To Fill: Without Williams in the game the Chargers average 3.5 points and 50 yards less than their usual average. Josh Palmer has filled in and has come up with totals of 106, 44, 56 and 60 yards but he’s not a “Go And Get The Ball” end zone threat. For that reason I think that Stetson’s own 6’8″ tight end Donald Parham will get a few looks in the red zone.
Get after it.
The problem with eating two pounds of chicken wings is that it’s not three pounds of chicken wings.
Oh, Jaguras
Assuming everyone else isn’t channel surfing, major-league is playing on AMC
…the comeback begins!
And much like the sequel trilogy, a promising start will likely be squandered
Well played, Nostradamus!
Afrosheen wants to sponsor Trevor Lawrence for giving so many free picks to black dudes
If they kick a field goal, the fans better invade the pitch.
Signs of life! Will the Chargers proceed to Chargersing?
i will say this
if they blow this i dont wanna see another win probability chart ever again
I think that’s the job they give you if you eat too much paste, win “”””””””probability”””””””””” calculator
Hovercat is nawt impressed with the first down
Darn it
First…down…Jaguars?
Here’s a hilarious photo caption from wikipedia
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1614450434659196928
Dan Marino’s Revenge Game
knew i shoulda watched the ice donks game
they have scored more touchdowns than the jags so far
I watched almost all of that Vikes/Humps match, but the Fat Humps ain’t coming through that door (without some kind of crane).
He’s still got a ways to go for most interceptions in a playoff game
https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/who-threw-the-most-interceptions-in-a-playoff-game
Even funnier is Favre did that against a Mike Martz defense.
Not quite a Bernhard Goetz defense tho
how in the hell are there no bears here
You have to make it to actual playoff games
There is a playoff qualification there
Me texting my friend
Me: I still can’t believe you won a fantasy championship with this guy
Him: don’t forget, I started Justin fields for the finale
This is absolutely a car crash.
Trevor Lawrence is like Samson except when you cut his hair he throws passes right into Delilah’s tits
just a little sharper?? This is Ginzu v. spork
al michaels took that amazon money and now is eternally stuck in thursday night football
I feel for Shad Khan
let me rock you Shad Khan let me rock you that’s all I wanna do
It’s ok. His English footy club is doing quite well from what I have heard.
Two straight Super Bowls for L.A. would be hiLARious.
Last time I got intercepted 3 times in 15 minutes was when I got all fouled up on sherm in Seoul and took a hike through the DMZ
is sherm a drug or a guy?
Yes
We’ve reached MST3K levels of hilariously bad.
The most interceptions in a 0 QBR game is 5, and that has only happened once. I am now rooting for us to see this record broken!
#40 Kim McQuilken[39] on November 9, 1975
At this point when do you say “Fuck it” and go for the interceptions record?
(Nathan Peterman breaks into a cold sweat)
The Chargers blowing this in the second half would be very appropriate.
Rivers was known to blow everything and everyone in the second half.
WHAT DID HE KNOW
I’m just going to consider this game to be justice for the Jaguars shellacking the Dolphins in Marino’s last game.
I was at that game! 62-7, twas quite the ass whoopin’.
Thankfully the Golden Sombrero will go lovely with Lawrence’s flowing hair.
Did the Jags place a bet on the Chargers or something?
This is a hilarious, crystalline clusterfuck.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Chargers still going to lose half their squad to the IR in a blowout win
“The Chargers were ahead 56-0 in the 3rd quarter when injuries caused them to forfeit due to not enough players to field a team”
aw geez, there are still over 36 minutes in this game
not anymore there isnt
It’s a weird wrinkle to realize Tony Dungy isn’t just bat boy from the tabloids, but that he’s an energy vampire as well
urban meyer gonna be grindin a celebratory bitch in downtown columbus tonight
Welp. I’ll be putting the bandanas away for the year, it seems. It was fun while it lasted.
Well, you still have
(tries to think of what Jacksonville has)
meth
This crowd of tweakers will strip the stadium bare of all its copper and other metals on their way to the parking lots.
Welp, this is a drubbing.
Find something you love doing as much as Trevor Lawrence loves throwing footballs to Asante Samuel.
Someone’s starting to get nervous!
We’ve secretly swapped Trevor Lawrence with Nathan Peterman, and haven’t told anybody. Let’s see what happens!
Trevor best check himself into solitary now.
protective custody, here she comes!
He’ll definitely be spending a night in the box. Let’s hope that he doesn’t experience any other failures in communication.
He’ll definitely be spending a night in the box
So will Zach Wilson. (your mom’s)
This is an elite list for Prison Girlfriend to aspire to in this game – looks like no team has won a game where a QB has a 0 QBR since 1976. I only see one from the post-season, Morton in SB 12
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_quarterbacks_who_have_posted_a_passer_rating_of_zero
el cuatro*
*and counting
They dragged Al Michaels out of Thursday Night Retirement for this?
The eternal question: who was a better lead singer for Genesis: Peter Gabriel, or Phil Collins?
Yes, I’m trying to start a fight in the comments section. I’ve had a number of beers despite still writing parts for my band all through the evening.
Do not summon the ghost of Sill Bimmons, goddamnit
He uh, moved to uh, a farm.
Phil Collins is as annoying as Billy Idol’s faux-punk act
But the SNEER! It’s so BADASS.
he’ll NEVAR submit to your authority!
Who was the better singer for Genesis? Collins
Who was the better singer period? Gabriel
I have three degrees of separation to Phil Collins, so him.
Also, you fucking horn players and wanting to put flats in front of EVERY goddamn thing.
/I just finished a transcription and it was a whole lotta that though the guy just gave me permission to fix the melodic stuff.
Phil Collins is the better singer, Peter Gabriel is the better artist.
Both are/were great.
Mr. Nel (also P*tz fan): Best song is Supper’s Ready, best album is Duke.
Only lead character of Genesis around these parts is Adam, buddy
“That’ll buff out”
These are Bengal housecats, but look kinda like Jaguras
Yeah, I’m not sure how they got that name.
Cute though. Although apparently they aren’t easy keepers
If I fitz, I sitz.
He fits, he sits!
KIIIIITTTTTYYYYYYY!
Tried a new (to me) fried chicken joint tonight, one of those slightly glitzy fast casual types. I am underwhelmed. It’s like slightly better supermarket fried chicken, but in some ways not as good? Definitely did not cross the Popeye’s value/price benchmark.
You should have come with Senorita Weaselo and me to Brooklyn. Highly approved of where we went.
well shit, now I’m hungry again
Lawrence currently has a QB rating of 0.6. That’s only 0.6 higher than me.
You’re within the error bars!
Now we’re tied!