Let’s get right to it-
To The Game!
Chargers/Jaguars:
-Christian Kirk ended the season as the league’s yards leader from the slot. Weirdly, LA’s D, which isn’t respected by anyone, defends the position very well-they’ve allowed the fourth-fewest yards at that position.
-Yeah, that Chargers D gave up an average of 27.2 points down the stretch (last five games) as they were angling for a place in the playoffs.
-Et Tu, Bewildering Decisions?”: Could Staley still be fired even if his team gets to the next round? I think he’s done if he loses tonight and the odds drop to 50% if he loses next week. The Mike Williams Mess just seems like the cherry on top of a many-layered cake of boneheaded blunders. I think if the team hadn’t lucked out by drafting Herbert he’d be gone by now. That qb’s talent has compensated for some wonky decision-making.
-I Only Have Eyes For You: Herbert will likely lean on Keenan Allen when a clutch catch is required. Over the last four games the latter has been looked to on third downs ten times and come good on seven occasions.
-Since they allowed the Lions to drop 40 on them the Jags D has played very well. They held Dallas to just enough points in order to get the upset, stomped on the poor offenses of the Texans and Jets (allowing only 3 points apiece) and came through with a fumble six when the offense was sputtering in the 4th quarter vs the Titans.
-Big Cleats To Fill: Without Williams in the game the Chargers average 3.5 points and 50 yards less than their usual average. Josh Palmer has filled in and has come up with totals of 106, 44, 56 and 60 yards but he’s not a “Go And Get The Ball” end zone threat. For that reason I think that Stetson’s own 6’8″ tight end Donald Parham will get a few looks in the red zone.
Get after it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGwPSPIhohk
[CACKLES IN BOLTMAN]
I’m going to watch Poirot. Good night, tomorrow is another big day of football frolics!
ihaveno idea what in fuck’s is goingon
You’re in a delusional state. Don’t believe the reports of a Jacksonville victory. The world is not that crazy
-President of the United States, multiple
Wikipedia in action.
Still not locked.
Alright, one more lap around Fortrress LemonJello and then its off to bed!
See ya’ll tomorrow for MOAR FITBAW!
DDDDUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuVVVVVAAAAAAaaaaaaLLLLLLLLLllllllll!!!!!
Enjoy the bandanna!
https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1614482054070026240
FUSION, ACTIVATE! https://twitter.com/nevilsidlehands/status/1614481960851902464
Somewhere, in a small cabin deep in the middle of the woods, Marlon McCree feels a curse lift off of his soul.
[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[DOOR FALLS OFF HINGES]
I am happy for you!
Me too!
We’ll tell the others.
Speaking of the Universe evening things out in the end:
Police: Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson’s truck stolen in North Olmsted (cleveland19.com)
https://doorfliesopen.com/2023/01/14/your-chargers-jags-wild-card-game-open-thread/comment-page-2/#comment-1030213
Congratulations, Clippers du Merde. This was truly one for the ages.
AEW gets the win. Everyone will be blading and jumping through tables on Wednesday!
sounds like a wednesday or friday sure enuff DUUUUVAAAAAAAAL
That kicker is never going to have to pay for a condom in Duval ever again.
Huh?
–Everyone in Jacksonville with 4+ kids
Condoms? You just got cancelled in Jacksonville
moar liek SACKSONVILLE lol am i rite rofl godbless
That game will go down in Jags history. Wow.
Not the only thing going down in Duval tonight.