There’s no time to waste!
To The Game!
Bengals/Chiefs:
-Funny how these head coach search cycles go. Certain names are mentioned over and over again but one that is not is Cincy’s DC Lou Anarumo. And look what he’s done with a D that wasn’t seen to have much talent last year. Against the Chiefs he’s had success by playing only three down linemen and dropping the rest of the players back, and yet somehow he still gets pressure on Mahomes and flusters him with the coverages he employs. I’m curious to see what wrinkle he uses today.
-There’s been plenty of shit-talking this week which tells me that this is turning into a significant rivalry. I can understand the likes of L’Jarius Sneed and Willie Gay talking smack but Eli Apple? That crappy cb is just one double move away from getting his ass torched and you know it’s going to happen. He gives me small dick energy vibes.
-High Ankle Sprain?: Has everyone else been faking it? Or is it not really that sort of injury? Or has he been pumped so full of kangaroo semen (an underrated painkiller, btw) that he can’t tell up from down? So many questions…
-WTF?: Some dumb fella wrote on a Cincy site, “It seems that the Bengals just keep playing in games with higher and higher stakes.” I think that’s how the playoffs work, sprotswriter fella.
-Burrow has feasted on the Chiefs lb’s recently so looks for Spags to perhaps replace one of his slower guys at the position (Gay?) with speedier rook safety Bryan Cook in some sub packages.
-If the focus of the Chiefs passing game centers around quick slants and screens (enabling Mahomes to get the ball out fast and not have to run around on his wonky ankle) Kadarius Toney should have a prominent role-40% of his snaps have been at the slot spot and 44% of his passes caught have been screens.
-That Cincy O-Line Problem: They held up rather nicely last week but since subbing in for La’el Collins, Hakeem Adeniji has a PFF pass-blocking grade of 30.7. (very not good)
-What the Hell Else Would He Say?: K.C.’s center and WWI enthusiast (apparently) Creed “Take Me Higher” Humphrey threw out the old, “This game will be won in the trenches” chestnut. Oof.
Do your thing.
At the very least, Romo questions wonky penalties.
You have to decline that penalty, no?
Apparently not
There you go!
SMRT
That’s not pass interference
Even Steratore agreed
Aw come on
so mahomes vs hurts it is, then
That’s not PI.
Chtullu, It’s me again. I’m asking for this on behalf of an Imaginary Internet Friend. Can we get a Mahomes pickerception return for a touchdown?
Hugs and Kisses. Hail Chaos!
LemonJello
Quit fucking running the ball. It’s not working.
Honestly I think that armpunt was better than a footpunt.
It was 3rd and 3.
This. That was not an arm punt. That was an unnecessary turnover in a tie game on an achievable first down play.
Some call it an INT, others call it an arm punt.
/the latter are correct
Everyone, the Bungles!
The Ghost of SexyRexy Strikes Back.
Well, not a terrible punt
ARMTIPPUNT
Hmmm, methinks I might be on a delay
Can we go ahead and just acquiesce to the preordained outcome and put the Chefs in The Superb Owl? It’s obvious that the refs will not allow the Bengals to win.
This is making me flashback to the Lions-Cowboys 2014 playoff game.
At the end of Fire Country, they reveal that the Fire Country is actually… America.
Ayo’s Ex should sue for crotchyright infringement.
A massive corporation, (State of California), taking advantage of a poor and uneducated labor pool (prisoners), to do a dangerous job by creating living conditions that are so miserable, (prison), that volunteering for said dangerous job (fighting wildfires) is preferable?
Yeah, I’d say that about sums up the USofA.
(I may have been reading some books written by socialists again. Also I recommend Ramp Hollow, although not an easy read)
Shocked there wasn’t a phantom holding call there
F your narratives — J Burrow
Burrow must clang when he walks, with brass balls like that.
About that…
Good thing these refs can’t count to 6
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I don’t think the refs threw that pass into double coverage on 3rd and 3, but I could be wrong.
possible BLEERGH disaster averted
Just play In-A-Gada-Da-Vida already.
Chaos.
Zebras taking revenge for all their ancestors hunted down on the savannahs by various types of tiger
Banner.
Savannah Tigers are not a thing unless you’re talking about featured strippers that only work on Friday and Saturday nights.
Eli Apple is still trash.
At some point, someone needs to realize that running the ball is absolutely useless to us.
Bullshit
What the fuck?
When is Redshirt’s funeral?
Sometime after these referees’ and Commissioner’s.
This game is getting a serious ’72 Olympic Men’s Basketball vibe. WTF what that all about?
Wow. They give the Chief another chance and then call defensive holding when the Bengals sack Mahomes.
Just give the Chiefs the tickets to the Super Bowl and call the rest of the game so no one gets hurt.
I am okay with this.
As you should be. And the call on Apple was the right one.
As it usually is when Eli is involved.
BLEEEEEEERGH!!!!
Lol Apple
Redshirt, your thoughts?
A hold penalty on Eli Apple-you can’t win with him.
It only takes one rotten apple to ruin your secondary.
THE NARRATIVE will not go gently into that goodnight
Eli Apple gave up a first down? You don’t say!
When did Tony Romo start to suck at this? Is it because it’s January?
Wow, this is blatant fuckery
hahahaha home cooking from the time operator
ball dont lie sack!
oh eli
Jesus, Tony Romo is a blathering blatherer.
Where is Cocaine Bear when you need somebody mauled on live TV?
And if anyone knows something about not being able to perform in big games, it’s Romo
“Don’t get me started.”
-Candice Crawford Romo
Eli Apple is probably the last DB to be running his mouth.
That’s what makes it funny. The Bungles have a reputation to uphold.
bangles have made this a game
Susannah Hoffs for Visine
What this game needs is Brett Maher on one of the teams.
Nah, I’d rather he stick with the Cowboys.
Both miss the next drive and we get ET at 26-26
In honor of Coach Zac Taylor, I’m eating cherries, overconsumption of which is what killed President/General Zachary Taylor.
I love when Romo’s that loud and that wrong.
My left arm is numb. Is that a good thing?
Are you smelling burnt toast?
Depends, how tight is the bandana wrapped around your winwang?
Yes! Stranger time!
This one destined for Extra Time
Move over, Rex Grossman. Joe Burrow is here now.
Approved.
Gotdamn. Chase is so good.