Hey, was anyone surprised to read that Joe Judge was an extremely shitty qb coach and that he alienated other coaches and players on the Pats, especially Mac Jones, his primary responsibility? Word has it he’s been relieved of that job but will stay with the team in a reduced role. The pathetic dude will be coaching high school in five years for sure.
/thanks, I needed to get that off my chest
To The Game!
Niners/Eagles:
-San Fran has not allowed an rb to rush for more than 70 yards in 27 straight tilts. This year they allowed an average of only 79 yards per game-but more about that later.
-In what figures to be a close game it might be noteworthy to mention that the Eagles went for it on 4th down 32 times, converting 22 of them-that was good for second overall. Across the aisle, Baby Shanny leans towards old school thinking in that he likes to turn things over to his D, trying to win the field advantage game as well as trying to get turnovers.
-It says on the intranets that a rook qb has never won a Conference Championship game. One of the reasons that Purdy has been successful is that he is more slippery in the pocket than Jimmy G. This takes me back to the Giants ’91 Super Bowl win and the runup to it. When Simms went down he was replaced by Jeff Hostetler who was much more mobile and defenses weren’t able to adjust in time. I think Purdy is benefiting from the same sort of circumstance.
-When Philly has lost they’ve given up some big rushing totals. The Commies beat them and ran for 152, the Cowboys went for 115 and the Saints had 129.
-Under The Radar Guy: Keep an eye on Niners wr Jauan Jennings-if he’s in on 1st or 2nd down they are likely running the ball because he is an exceptional blocker. If he’s around for 3rd down Purdy will likely be looking for him as his nickname is “Third and JJ”.
-Philly was second in the league for explosive pass plays. (gains of 20+ and 40+ yards) Hurts ended up 4th in deep pass DVOA and 5th in completed air yards per pass attempt. The Niners have given up a pass of 46+ yards in their last five games. Some wr’s have had great games against them-Lamb had 117, Davante 153, JuJu 124 and MVS had 111.
-Since week 13 the Eagles have played only one team that has a defensive DVOA better than 16th in the league-in those games they averaged 33.6 points but vs the Saints (#1 overall) they scored a mere 10.
Have at it.
https://youtu.be/T1XgFsitnQw
yup, asshole Eagles. Punk ass team
Oh shit, NOW the game is over cause everyone is getting ejected
There it is!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
And the cherry on the shit sundae is this.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Gregg, how does it feel to lose a Super Bowl? Is it a special kind of losing?
Rikki right now (artist’s conception):
Hey one of my shots was in that Wakanda trailer that was just shown on national TV.
That is the most it will ever be seen.
Congrats. That empty parking lot never looked sexier.
46-7 is the closest available scorigami
The idea of Philadelphia going for two after scoring another touchdown is fantastic.
The rest of this game should just be kneel downs. It’s over
The Niners D should probably get double game bonuses since they’re expected to play offense too
The entire team deserves hazard pay.
Jebus. SHUT. UP. OLSEN.
Rocky Greenwall out here!
Wait, was that just a Creed III in game promo?
Backups can go in after the next score.
https://twitter.com/RicFlairNatrBoy/status/1619818610213683202
Niner fans at this point are like those soldiers in war movies with the suppurating chest wound asking the medic, “I’m gonna be ok, Doc. Right? Gonna bring little Johnny junior to his first day of kindergarten, right? Looking forward to that!”
They were soooooo close to retirement. Had the place in Florida all picked out. Do a little fishing…
TOO SOON
Why are the Eagles still playing their starters?
This result pleases me. Now get Minshew in there.
Yeah backups should be all in
Please stop quoting from the Houston 500 video.
Its been all over but the Eagle gloating.
This should be like chess and you have option to concede checkmate
They already knocked over their king TWICE
Jesus, a left handed shovel pass would have been better than that
I don’t know, guys. I think this is a passing down.
THIS EAGLES DEFENSE, I CALL A CHOLERA OUTBREAK BECAUSE THEY ARE KILLING THESE FORTYNINERS!
Um, Philly, THEY’RE NOT PASSING THE BALL!!
THIS GUY BROCK PURDY I CALL HIM ELI ELI LAMA SABACHTHANI, BECAUSE HE’S BEEN FORSAKEN BY HIS GOD AND HE CAN’T THROW A FOOTBALL!!!
CMC trying to keep running and escape out the tunnel before he gets hurt too
as long as the niners dont line him up under center he’ll be fine
The Eagles should be packing the box. There’s no way Purdy can throw the ball 20 yards in any direction.
“Packing the box is tougher than it sounds.” — Brett F.
Tell me about it!
– Giselle B.
“Preaching to the choir!”
-D. Favre
CMC left the panthers and now finds himself playing for panthers west
Josh Johnson is officially out with a “lower back injury” per Miami medical staff.
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1619822314622947334?s=20&t=HimaBZs1ja9LqnOBSbyyqw
Ah, so THE NARRATIVE is that the Eagles lose to the Bengals in the Owl?
.
Kevin Bacon went full retard right there. Never do that.
Hyundai hired Kevin Bacon for the Ioniq 6 ad and didn’t lean into Ioniq 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon?!
Who was the wife? Isn’t she famous too?
Kyra Sedwick. Long time HippoCrush
That’s what I thought but that didn’t look like her. Was it her?
I think that’s their daughter. They live in Litchfield, CT some of the time and frequent a restaurant near one of my favorites bars.
And I have never in my life laid eyes on any of them.
Meg Ryan
I thought that was his daughter….
That makes sense. I’ve got it on mute so…
And I was just talking real life. I am paying only the faintest TV attention
Correct.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/all-new-marketing-campaign-for-hyundais-ioniq-6-explains-why-its-time-to-go-electric-301732172.html
Why they didn’t approach Alanis Morissette is beyond me
[car drives by]
“Isn’t that an Ioniq?”
/end scene
Iggles are just asking for a Niner’s defender (Bosa) to just take the penalty and Trent Green their QB.
Well, at least there’s another game on later.*
*not applicable after February 12th, 2023
This USFL erasure, and I will not stand for it!
Where is the Super Bowl this year?
zona
Bring your papers, I guess
Rolling or Immigration?
Either one as long as they’re free of bamboo fibers.
That touchdown was a thing of beauty.
This is Bungle-level brain-shitting from the Niners.
Can confirm.
This is working but is really dumb play calling. Just protect Hurts and don’t let the lead go below two scores.
Also everyone’s dumb and I’m grumpy.
Why are the Eagles trying to get Hurts killed?
Probably a salary cap thing
yes
Hurts just doesn’t want to play in the Owl if he keeps taking hits like that.
At least the Eagles are consistent-they picked on Ward yet again.
/so pissed
MIL shows up looking for a free meal while wifey is preparing a presentation she has to do for a 1st Nations community looking to provide their elders with on-reserve health care and asking her to have a glass of wine when she gave up alcohol two months ago.
If, and I stress, IF she were to disappear, you were here with us the whole time.
It’s not like anyone would miss her…
I’m not saying it’s your wife’s fault but if she can learn anything from those first nations, it would be the importance of boundaries.
I have an idea that hat would solve your problems!
Each Saturday, go into the city (or Friday if you’re already there for work) and buy a bag of Arby’s.
When MIL shows up on Sunday evening, give her the bag of Arby’s as her meal and explain that you didn’t cook today.
Problem solved.
OR poison.
Hence Arby’s
Yeah, distinction without a difference.
And no, I’m not currently browsing their menu on DoorDash. That’s someone else’s phone.
Well, enjoy destroying your city tonight, Iggles fans…
Fuck Tomb? They stole my idea!
Not gonna be a problem today, but they got no shot in the Owl with Hurts playing like this
Hippo my friend. Just win.
neither chefs nor bungles have a defense like this, tho
Correct.
Fair. They also have the bye week to try alternate horse steroid combos
Miles Sanders and Boston Scott, now there’s an American, Catholic, American combo of names
Somebody who only listens on radio might confuse them for Leaders of Men
Iggles just need to burn the clock here.
TAKE NOTES SHANNY!