Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Teams on the Run

It’s the tale of teams trying or successfully moving. Or staying put. Or something. First, we have the A’s, and fuck Fisher, sell the team, or at the very least, figure out what the fuck “binding” means. Although I thought the Tropicana *puts 30 seconds on the clock*

-Was in St. Pete, though it should absolutely be demolished because calling it an eyesore would be insulting eyesores and also, fucking Rays.
-Became Club Babalu at the beginning of Season 6 of I Love Lucy.
-Is a subsidiary of Pepsico.

Cool, covered my bases. And also I think I know a shirt to get Senorita Weaselo!

Meanwhile, in Arizona, who the fuck knows what’s gonna happen with the Coyotes? The voters gave a no on the resolution for the new Tempe arena, in part because Phoenix might have said “Don’t you fucking do it.” So, ladies and gentlemen, your new Houston Aeros? Not like Bettman’ll move them to Quebec, especially with this year’s final four teams being the most southern ever.

Fuck it, if the NFL’s deadset on moving the Jags to London… the Mexico City Coyotes?

No real football news to speak of, so we got sports!

NBA
Eastern Conference Finals: Miami @ Boston, Game 1 (8:30, TNT)
(Weastern Conference Finals Game 2 tomorrow)

NHL
No games, ECF starts tomorrow, WCF starts Friday

Still no MLB games on national TV, which is wack as hell.

Monday night we covered the SCP Foundation. Welp, I guess we’re not sleeping tonight! I mean we weren’t anyway, I gotta write the Beat. And then I should watch this season’s Marbula One, because this week’s F1 race at Imola has been canceled due to flooding. But there’s no flooding on Marblearth! Plus this week’s race is at Sakura Garden, home of defending Marble League champs the Pinkies. And if you still want cars, how about The Stig (Ben Collins) talking about being The Stig?

Lastly, tomorrow marks our Good Friday, as we observe the three-year anniversary of tWBS’s passing. I’m not sure what we’ve got lined up for the open thread, and I don’t know what our Easter is, and I don’t know where I’m going with this analogy. But since it’s tomorrow, worth the notification.

With that, we’ll see you next week.