Fancy Another? Your Afternoon Window of NFL Tilts Open Thread

The hits just keep on coming!*

*resulting in bruises, contusions, aches, pains, concussions, sprains and surgeries

We’ve a few more matchups, let’s take a quick glance.

To The Games!

Raiders/Chargers:

I almost took Vegas in my ‘loser’ pool because of the QB situation, the general turdmoil and especially the distraction to the team that is the slow-moving disaster of the Chandler Jones saga. Turns out the Raiders concerns were quite valid and they responded-although ham-handedly-by inquiring into his well-being in person. (which Jones laughed off) Where was I? Oh, I’m sure Vegas is going to come up short here but you know one team that can come up shorter? The Chargers. Their ability to underwhelm at any given point in the schedule or during a game is unparalleled. So much talent, so little gumption.

Pats/Cowboys:

How does one respond to the ambush/letdown that was last week’s loss to the Cards? Prop-wise I’d take Zeke’s 27.5 rushing number every time. He had 16 carries last week and was more efficient than Stevenson. Am I missing something here? Right, the vagaries of Belichick’s player usage. I trust that he’ll ride him into the ground though. Keep an eye on the very banged up 0-line of the Cowboys.

Cards/Niners:

“They Never Stood a Chance”. That’s the obituary of the game for Arizona today. Play any and all of your San Fran fantasy assets and sit back and rest easy, though I’m sure it won’t be pretty to watch.

Stay safe out there on your couch.