Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Last game on the docket. Let’s comment hard!

Fallout:

-Folks are thinking that Detroit is one of those pretend teams because of that blowout yesterday. Hey, they happened to not show up on a day when the Ravens had the throttle wide open. Take a look at the remainder of the Lions sked-Raiders, Chargers, Bears X2, Vikes X2, Packers, Broncos, Saints and Cowboys are left. That looks like 13-4 or 12-5 to me.

-I don’t really know who Kareem Jackson is, only that whenever I hear his name he’s being fined. Welp, $89,000 so far this year hasn’t done the trick so he’s been suspended for four games. Maybe drive into a tree with your seatbelt off during your break, ok buddy?

-Who among us hasn’t thrown 230 million bones down the terlet? The Browns got the win (barely) but got 1-5 from Deshaun and 15-32 from Walker. Be a shame to waste that world-class D.

-You thought it was easy to pass on the Titans before? Safety Kevin Byard, team captain and All Pro, is getting shipped off to the Eagles because of course he is.

To The Game!

Niners/Vikes:

-McCafferty is in! The Beaver Brown Band has yet to confirm.

-Vikes DC is blitzing at a 60% rate and shows no sign of slowing down. The next blitziest (?) is the Cards at 51%.

-How is Minny coping without JJ? Last week 6 of 11 drives failed to gain 10 yards. Somebody misses Old Safety Valve.

-Your sneaky DFS play, what with Deebo out, is Jauan Jennings. The Vikes are the very worst at defending the opposing teams #2 wr. As far as the slot catcher is concerned they’re only 5th-worst.

-Look out for Kittle and Hocky! It’s still sorta Tight End Week or some silliness like that and funny thing, Kelce, Andrews, Taysom, Waller, Gesicki and Kincaid all put up season-best fantasy numbers. T’is a most curious simulation we’re living in.

-UnPrime Time Cousins interception prop is .5. You’d be a fool not to scratch that itch.

Get out there and have some fun!