It’s the opening offering of week 8! Can you believe it’s week 8 already? (lousy running joke is lousy) The trade deadline is coming on Tuesday and there’s plenty of scuttlebutt. Let’s take a look.
Tidbits:
-Mill of Rumor: The Ravens are reportedly mad about King Henry because Bus Edwards, Hill and Gordon aren’t cutting it. The run game looks good but that’s because Lamar! is responsible for 35% of it which is too damn high! One problem is that the Ravens don’t have enough cap room so they’ll have to send some player back to make it work.
-Vrabel has indicated that he’ll play both Willis and Leavis this week. Dude must be secure in his job because that reeks of desperation. It always works, that’s why it’s used so often!
-There are no teams on bye this week because the NFL sked makers are clowns.
-Get ‘Em While They’re Hot!-Or underperforming, or without a contract, or unhappy, or don’t fit the scheme, or need a change of scenery or have lived out their usefulness. Those on that list include Hunter Renfrow, Jerry Jeudy, Mike Evans, Austin Ekeler, Zack Moss, Chase Young and a few others.
To The Game!
Bucs/Bills:
-Does this not strike you as a weird game? When I saw it I was a bit taken aback. I had no reference for these teams together. And you know what, Tampa has been around since ’76 but this is only the third time they’ve wandered over Buffalo way.
-Both teams come into the game with records that are a bit surprising-Buffalo has lost 2 of 3 and struggled against the Giants and the Bucs just seem like a 1-5 team. Maybe that’s because I don’t follow them too closely.
-Progress!: After being very last in the league in 2022 in rushing yards per game the Tampa brain trust sat down, went over all the analytics, took a good hard look at the offense and vowed to make changes. And you know what? It worked-they’re 29th so far this year.
-You may want to sit James Cook-the Bucs stop the run to the tune of allowing only 95.8 ypg.
-The Bills just might open up the offense tonight because they have no choice. You see, they’ve been playing 12 personnel (2 tight end looks) most of the season but tonight they have only Dalton Kincaid at that position. Let those balls fly!
As far as your balls? Fondle ’em if you got ’em.
Most of my pictures came out shitty, but this one shows a couple of the giant aliens Rob Zombie had looming around on his stage. It was a fun show!
Who stole the show, or were they equally fun?
Equal!
Raining like crazy. No run, gym rat lifting. And as a public service announcement…
Looks like one of those old-timey lunch lady hairnets!
Good to see Ralph found useful employment.
That’s who it reminded me of… I was having trouble placing it. Thank you Ayo!
Cashed my parlay. Praise Gamblor!
Fans Left Speechless by Report of TCU Outsmarting Michigan’s Sign-Stealing Scheme (msn.com)
This shit gets better and better!
If you want to reach my demographic have a game at 2 am every Wednesday
I assume by that time you mean male prostitutes?
If Star Trek is a documentary, better buckle up your chinstraps, folks, because things are about to go sideways.
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Helmet assist.
Oh, crap. I forgot about the 2nd half. …I see Tampa Bay did as well.
I have a great name for a toilet paper brand – Angel Pussy
didnt they open for W.A.S.P back in 1987?
Starfleet™ Space-Grade Bathroom Tissue Product
It circles Uranus and wipes out Klingons
Another fine product from Georgia-Pacific
May honor fall upon your house and your septic tank!
2 CHAINZ should be the name of a tandem bicycle shop.
I haven’t seen a card make this much news since I drew a penis on Honus Wagner’s face
star trek tng was a documentary
if this connects its a three pointer from waaaay downtown, nostradamous was never on such a heater
Ah, the simpler times of the 1990s, when terrorism is an excuse for a Dr. Crusher plot.
A safety should be worth more for it’s combination of entertainment and rarity
One might say there is TOO much South Dakota
Same for it’s Northern counterpart.
too many dakotas
too many wyomings (youre not fooling anybody, “state” with 73 people in it)
Don’t fall for it, Whyoming DOES NAWT EXIST
It is the South Detroit of states.
https://x.com/tariqisland/status/1717301401481810360?s=46&t=g-Y_BQ2PKpeJno4X8aQ8JQ
fuck DROTY, give him the fucking MVP
I bought some baking soda boxes (with Flo-Thru Technology) on Amazon for like eight bucks. I didn’t quite realize it was a lifetime supply:
You making some bathtub drug?
It’s crack isn’t it? Crack is whack, Brick.
Ha ha I’m a prescription opiate man. These are for my Wi-Fi refrigerator.
You will never get that annoying “OUT OF BAKING SODA” notification again
I’ve had it for over a year and just discovered it has a fully working filtered water dispenser. I think it’s been sending me text messages on my phone.
U up boo?
Have you used that nice blue oven yet?
Nope
We know what Brick’s handing out on Tuesday evening.
CHILDREN: Trick or Treat!
BRICK: Oh my, you all look so wonderful! Here you go, a box of baking soda!
HEAD KID: The fuck is this?
BRICK: Your treat! Now scoot along, little ones!
HEAD KID: Scoot along? Maybe we’ll be back with some tricks, asshole!
BRICK: (audibly cocks pistol) See you at the dance, kid.
Get yourself some vinegar and you can make SO MANY 4TH GRADE SCIENCE PROJECT VOLANOES!
Those things just smell like horrible.
Baker wearing a pink tinted visor for October/Breast Cancer Month?
a hockey player that had a history of concussion issues wore them because it helped with vision. not concerning!
Moxie!
DRINK!
LOLfins/Jets will make this the bestest Afrikan-American Friday EVAR!!
A tradition like no other.
I read somewhere today that Baltimore wants to trade for el Tractorcito. The DonT v. Fozz battle will be epic when the former swims over to the mainland to burn the latter’s hometown down to the studs.
I still can’t stop laughing at Blax calling PR “Island Mexico”
Hey, but it means Fozz won’t have to watch Emily in Paris.
Fuck that. I am watching all of it, because I’m a stubborn fuck and it makes me feel miserable. First Season review being brewed in my brain as we speak. God I fucking hate that show.
I have several questions. Why was the punter involved in a fight and who was “brave” enough to take on the punter?
Tampa Bay Bucs Punter Swings Helmet At Bills Players (totalprosports.com)
When did Green Day become “one of the biggest acts of all time”?
Dude.
We’s old.
A friend was at the When We Were Young festival in Vegas highlighted by Green Day. I hated that I recognized all the acts from my high school days.
That’s better than recognizing that you hate all the acts from your high school days.
Not all, but a troubling amount for certain.
fcc telecommunications act of 1996 and clearchannel destroyed everything
An Emergency Pizza from Domino’s is like throwing an anvil to a drowning man
Still better than Papa Johns. That’s like throwing your drowning man a life ring with a hole in it.
But the brick of cocaine Papa forgot in the box can be used as a floatation device.
BMW commercial using “Cult of Personality” – what hte ever loving fuck?
at least this time they didnt use something shitty/pretentious, as per usual
Carnival Cruise using Iggy Pop’s Lust For Life.
That’s not hypnotizing chickens.1
Random 1, welcome back!
Seems all kinds of wrong
Like seeing “Lust for Life” used to advertise a cruise line.
Great minds think alike. Then there’s us.
Being stuck on a cruise ship WOULD make one thirsty for heroine, tho
Depends on the cruise ship
then again, just waking up makes ME thirsty for heroine
BMW just bitchslapped Ford and called Chevy overrated?
say the teams qbs are shitty without saying the teams qbs are shitty
/waits for Scotchy to show up
Hey did ya’ll hear? The Senators player who didnt have a contract, turns out it’s not because the team is broke (though that might still be true) it’s because he plays for such a milquetoast franchise that has left him so unfulfilled in life that he turned to gambling, on professional sprots! And got suspended for half the season!
I hope he at least used Betway™ the official helmet sponsor of the Ottawa Senators!
You think you’re having a bad day?
Janay Rice would like to apologize for her role in this.
Today a friend of mine posted a picture of her father on Facebook, he had recently died.
I think he had a stroke or something at some time, because in the picture his left eye was completely off kilter.
First thing I thought, after reading all the comments was, “Why in fuck has no one asked about what’s up with his eye?”
I really am worried about my brain.
jjfozz on facebook (artist’s conception):
Okay – dogs walked; beer cracked; wings ready. TIME FOR FOOTBALL!
Those look good. What kind of sauce did you use?
Just some Bullseye I had in the fridge.
Nothing wrong with barbeque sauce!
What is the story with the Bills? Hurt? Tough schedule? Devil’s deal had a time limit?
everybody put their faith in a dude that once threw a bomb to a fullback. in a playoff game.
https://buffalonews.com/x-files-buffalo-bills-superbowl-woes-due-to-cigarette-smoking-man-and-deep-government-conspiracy/video_c37d796e-57b3-11ed-9905-8b45ed232121.html
Because he’s still alive, apparently.
(this is my low-key, throw-away favorite joke from the X-Files)
To Fozz’s Thanksgiving thing, I’ve told my mom four times that we’re coming for Thanksgiving and she keeps sending me passive aggressive texts about how “if” I “make it into town” for thanksgiving, then we can catch up on x, y, z.
Kinda making the case for not returning.
Not this year, but next year I’m trying to convince my family to go to the Caribbean for thanksgiving. Its all about being together and the food, why not be together with good food where the weather doesn’t suck?
DFO Thanksgiving in the most miserable, decrepit diner in Wichita
One possible location
The quiet car is for sissies
This guy was a close second
“We made the mistake of watching that episode on the first night of vacation. Eli wouldn’t go near the beach for the next two weeks.” – Olivia Manning, shaking her head
Best goddamn Scooby Doo villian ever. Disagree and I’ll fucking fight you.
THat’s new scooby doo, does not count, but I like the gilligan reference
Over .5 Allen INTs is like free money