Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Injuries just keep on happening and that’s why we got DeVito Jr and Truth Biscuit. There’s already enough lousy qb play without more backups added to the pile.

To The Game!

Bears/Chargers:

-Tyson’s aDoT was 2.1 last week but one can’t argue with success-he got the W. Thing is, this game script will likely force him further afield and no one knows what he can do or how effective he’ll be.

-Squeaker Squad: All but one Charger game has been decided by one score or less. Yes, they’re this year’s Vikes but it’s not reflected in a good record.

-What Happened? The Bears run D was 31st last year so some progress was bound to happen . But this? They’re ranked in the top five!

-Herbert needs just 98 yards to pass DAK! for the most yards passing thru three seasons.

-Can’t wait to see viral Chargers fan that will cheer for them “whether or not they finish 3-12”. (?)

-Herbert started off with games of 305 and 405 yards but has nothing more than 259 yards since including a stinker of 167. A bunch of onlookers are pointing the finger at his injured finger.

-Maybe take the over on Roschon and D’Onta’s rush totals, whatever that might be. Staley doesn’t bother with the ‘heavy’ box thingy so it’s easy to run on them.

Do it.

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yeah right

I love the photos of that famous pier over the ocean in Inglewood.

Brick Meathook

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yeah right

I used to walk there.

fleshwound_NPG

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litre_cola

Femur drumming intensifies.

fleshwound_NPG

throw to moore, fuck the other dipshits except the occasional kmet catch

Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

I drove that the other day

Mr. Ayo

Hope you have the decency to stay in your lane unlike Brick.

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

Oh, can you get a picture of the hot tub?

ArmedandHammered

We are watching z last episode of Usher’s House Falling Into the Sea and am a little freaked out by it.

Col. Duke LaCross

Costco bottle of bourbon is starting to empty…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

All these guys look like Cinderella with DD’s against the Raiders and then turn back into fucking pumpkins after midnight.

fleshwound_NPG

“this is what we’ve been waiting for” about herbert

he’s playing the fucking bears, you fucking tool, cris. he better start 11/11 with 2 TDs

WCS

13/13

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Now you’re speaking our language…” – Roy Moore and Matt Gaetz

fleshwound_NPG

15/15 and the streak finally breaks

Mr. Ayo

lol, Nickelback? Really?

Dude.

Mr. Ayo

Also, Saturday? It’s fucking Sunday you absolute hacks.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Unclear if that was an underthrow, an overthrow, or a brainfart

Col. Duke LaCross

Yes

fleshwound_NPG

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jjfozz

Cutler name check. i miss him.

LemonJello

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fleshwound_NPG

as a bears fan i miss him too. everytime he was injured and missed time the bears looked great.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Took almost the entirety of the first quarter for the Bears offense to be on the field long enough to get the Chargers defensive intros.

fleshwound_NPG

and impressive tank job, or the greatest chargering upcoming?

WCS

BAH GAWD KING THAT’S GLAMBLOR’S MUSIC

Senor Weaselo

Yes,

fleshwound_NPG

there will never be a bigger “the answer to a question nobody asked nor wanted” than “nascar having a playoffs”

ballsofsteelandfury

The Erin Blaney thing is kinda funny though

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jjfozz

I would love to see Jimmy Fallon shoved into a pit filled with hungry wolverines.

JustStopDude

“GO AIR NATIONAL GUARD! You won’t do any of this shit”

WCS

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Palmer’s knee needs assimilated.

litre_cola

Why is there a Canadian flag on the back of the boltmen’s helmets?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re next.

fleshwound_NPG

i saw one on the bills on thursday, but i just assumed they had fans there because they played in toronto a couple of times

canadian thanksgiving…?

litre_cola

That was a while ago. Hell, they aren’t even playing a game here this season.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wonder if we’ll see any of these.

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clint greasewood

High school hockey player? Its like a tight ends that played basketball in college.

litre_cola

I have never heard of any TE like that.

Col. Duke LaCross

Palmer ded.

Mr. Ayo

Ded Knee Palmer is his new name

JustStopDude

Mathew Perry died? In a hot tub at 54 I guess.

I wonder what he did to piss of Hillary Clinton…

fleshwound_NPG

ya know, he was big in hollywood the 90s so he PROBABLY did have something on her or know someone that did

JustStopDude

What a lot of people don’t realize thar Epstein was murdered for not inviting her to a Christmas party.

Brick Meathook

You just heard? Matthew Perry knocked Gaza and the Maine shooter off the headlines for a bit there.

JustStopDude

I tend not to turn on my tv…ever.

jjfozz

As I said before “His career is washed up.”

fleshwound_NPG

aesthetically, this game is quite pleasing if you like the color blue

if you like football, no.

fleshwound_NPG

no, it is “it’s just a fleshwound”, turico

BrettFavresColonoscopy

To be fair, the knight does also say “Tis but a scratch”.

Mr. Ayo

I’m getting better!

blaxabbath

I just got the golfcart rolled out and boy helped me.spray it off and wipe it down. Gonna goncheck out yhe halloween stuffs tonight.

Brick Meathook

SoFi isn’t in Hollywood! Let’s see some Inglewood street scenes.

ballsofsteelandfury

There’s Dulan’s, Woody’s, and Randy’s!

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jjfozz

My son’s, friend’s, mother’s, sister’s son is tonight’s starting QB for Chicago.

WCS

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LemonJello

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WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

this has been said a lot since 1985

also, in cleveland since forever

fleshwound_NPG

ah, officiating a problem. sure, let us as a society pit infinitely more money into this sport via gambling. this wont cause a stir one bit.

blaxabbath

Proof that people who gamble aren’t really concerned about winning.

JustStopDude

I watch a livesteam recently were this 30 year old, of course has no job or car, win something like $46k online gambling. It was gone in like less than 24 hours.

fleshwound_NPG

there is no more perfect spokesman for AI than matthew mcconaughey

Horatio Cornblower

“All these Chargers fans….”

Hey, whoa, let’s not make statements we can’t back up.

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fleshwound_NPG

yep, bears saw the panthers won today and that defense is in full tank mode already

jjfozz

“So dad, I was talking to a total 9 last night, and her friend was a 3, and her friend kept cock blocking me. Can you believe that?”

Horatio Cornblower

“No son, no. No one believes you were talking to a 9.”

LemonJello

Where was his wingman?

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jjfozz

He called in for support, and his buddy was running interference, then left to talk to another girl.

King Hippo

They should totally flex INTO ATL/MIN next week. It’s the punishment Murrika deserves.

litre_cola

I will be blackout by then, so give’er.

Col. Duke LaCross

Cody Whitehair gets blown the fuck up on 3rd down.

Also, water is wet.

ThePirateSloth

“How can we make sure that we, Chevrolet, annoy as many people as possible?”
“Let’s make an avocado toast joke! It’s all the rage! The youngins love it!”
“Ooooooh follow it up with an EVERYTHING IS EXPENSIVE! joke!!!”
“GOLD JERRY GOLD”

fleshwound_NPG

nbc putting the country music folks on the voice because that demo are the only ones watching regular non-cable tv in any numbers

jjfozz

Every since me n maw maw got that there magic box on the colored picture machine, we been able to watch all them moving pixture shows. I gotta say though, too many black people on them shows.

Horatio Cornblower

/Flips on TV

Bears-Chargers? On a Sunday night? This is because I touch myself, isn’t it?

fleshwound_NPG

bears gotta tank like a whole decade to get a “decent” o-line

LemonJello

AYYYYYYYY, Its-a me, Joey Bosa! I’m rushing the passer here!

King Hippo

I love violence, yes I do.
I love violence, how ’bout YOU?

Col. Duke LaCross

I believe I’m already starting to tire of Tyson Bagent’s dad.

Also, Coach Eberflus has a cowlick like Spanky.

King Hippo

He’s kind of on the Brenda Warner path, yeah?

JustStopDude

“Growing up, my dad was a psycho. This is why I’m a starting QB and I’m an emotional wreck.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Hmm…Radio Flyer. That sounds wholesome enough to keep Eli entertained while Archie and I go to the symphony…” – Olivia Manning many years ago at Blockbuster, making a big mistake

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Col. Duke LaCross

I genuinely feel bad that once again the entire nation gets exposed to the Bearistocrats. We are much better suited for regional coverage.

The Chargers suck too.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Chargers currently have a worse record than the Raiders. The Raiders!

JustStopDude

“Please watch”. -NBC

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I can’t wait to be sick of this game by halftime.

WCS

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Santa Ana winds have arrived in SoCal. Get ready for dry skin, a whole bunch of crap blowing all over the place, and hopefully not too many fires.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

How in the love of Christ did they not flex out of this game in favor of the [anyone else] vs. [anyone else] matchup?

fleshwound_NPG

chicago market
game in la
(but youre right, this game prob belongs in a nuke waste dump)

Mr. Ayo

I’m sure everyone would have enjoyed the battle for NY of NJ instead.

litre_cola

I thought that I read they can only flex a certain amount and the size of the markets they passed on this one.

Dunstan

Only two games during weeks 5-10

litre_cola

Have caught a cold. Better shake this before Vegas.

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fleshwound_NPG

if the chargers lose to secret agent bagent send them to the pac-12 while it still exists

WCS

Western Athletic Conference