It’s been your usual football day-buncha close games, buncha blowouts, buncha injuries, buncha surprises. The Steelers and Browns bored the hell out of us, Jax waxed the Titans, the Raiders kept it close, the Texans keep on winning and the Lions are not to be trifled with. The 8-2 Detroit Lions. Say that out loud a few times.
To The Game!
Vikes/Broncos:
-This one will be short because I’m so angry at a certain IT group I can hardly think straight.
-It’s a five game win streak vs a three game win streak. I didn’t think either team had it in them.
-Though they aren’t a good running team-their season-high is 143 yardos against Atlanta-that should change with the Pocket Scientist under center. Dobbs is not afraid to use his wheels to escape trouble. That’s something that Cousins couldn’t/wouldn’t do. So I’m saying they go for 175+ because Denver has the very worst run stop win rate in the league.
-Denver has obviously been playing better recently (Payton did need some time to right the ship) they still surrender the 7th-most fantasy points to qb’s.
-All in all, Minny is looking pretty good, what with JJ returning very soon.
Have at it.
O-ren!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7klfw3gRako
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
No, we’re just ignoring you.
Totally understood and justified.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRCooFKk3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4L9Yi-lXbo
Sometimes simple admiration of cheerleaders is the only guide a fella needs. Last year I started following Maestro’s CFL posts knowing little about the subject. Instinctively I thought the team with the hottest cheerleaders would probably be good. So internet “research” guided me to choose to follow Montreal. Last year, not bad, runners up. This year… Guys I’m on to something here…
Yes you are!
Still have an hour before I should drive to the airport, maybe I’ll do some crossword puzzles or update my travel spreadsheet
Shadow boxing is good too.
Man, the post-game show on the local NBC station in L.A. is so lame now. It used to be great with Fred Rogan and the Greek guy from USC, but they let them go and now it’s four dipshits who might as well be the same talking-head morons on any other sports channel.
I’ve stopped watching it
Fred and Spiro! His name isn’t Spiro, but goddammit, it should be!
Today is the Gumby’s 41st anniversary. We didn’t do anything, but we will in a week or so. This Thanksgiving has been throwing me off completely, it seems way too early.
Congrats!
Congrats!
Congrats!
The Blair Witch of enthusiastic greetings.
Happy marriage birthday
Hey! Right on!
Happy Anniversary you crazy kids. And many more!
Congrats!
Thanksgiving IS weirdly early this year, one of those months with 5 Thursdays
Donks woo!
Hope feels much better than…off-season feelings!
IN. COM. PLETE!
Black Powder sure is slippier than you’d expect.
Game. Set. Match. DONKS. WOO!!!
SEE NOW EVERYONE BELIEVES WOO!!!!
That was Fajardo-esque.
LET’S FUCKING RIDE CHARMINGLY!!!
WOO!!!
Charming to victory!
Sling. That. CHARM!!
TRICKERATION!
Tickeration! Donks, NOOOO!
COACH PARCELLS ALSO DISAPPROVES smgdh
Black Powder would have thrown a catchable ball there. What say you Paul?
Charmslinger totally redeemed!
McMillions WOO
Ha! The Browns signed Joe Flacco.
Aw, the Bengals could’ve signed Joe Flacco.
Wait a minute? What did I just say? And mean it?! What Hell is this?!
Darkest Timeline Redshirt?
Bengals vs Browns 2002 Week 2 – YouTube
Not there yet. Too bad I can’t find the radio broadcast of the Gus Frerotte Wrong Hand Interception. If there was ever any call that defined the Era of Debacle, it was this play.
“Frerotte under pressure! Looking for someone to unload the ball to.” “Get rid of it.” Throws it with his opposite hand…” “What is he…?” “…to a Browns player?!” “Oh, my God.”
https://youtu.be/4Vx6lGjE3Rc?si=odiEXwAd8W9nSYAq&t=2042
Do you mean “Superbowl Champion Quarterback Joe Flacco?”
Beautiful, beautiful Joe Flacco. Your dreams have just begun, and Joe will be there.
Superbest Owl Joe Flacco!
I have not paid any attention to this game.
Has Dobbs been hired by Space Karen yet?
He doesn’t trust alpacas
Llamas are the death metal heads, alpacas are the stoner ska guys. People don’t know that.
TWO LLAMAS ENTER, ONE LLAMA LEAVES!
Sorry, ONE LLAMA LLEAVES!
Here is the movie of me driving through a sandstorm today. This was no laughing matter.
All the paint was blasted off the right side of the car; fortunately it’s a company rental and we paid the eight bucks extra coverage so I’m just going to drop it off and say “Yeah look at that, you deal with it” and then I’m going to laugh, slowly at first but then faster and louder, working up to a maniacal cackle, and then I’m going to dance away across the parking lot while continuing to laugh, and laugh, and then laugh some more.
You can replace the soundtrack with some EMT music if you think that’s “groovy.”
https://vimeo.com/886274876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE6UA_Fvz-A
Is Black Powder a better option under center than Charmslinger?
Can’t wait to hear that debate tomorrow.
No. SMIRE. Bastard. MAN.
Oh, you are still awake. Was just checking.
at least BLACK JEEBUS loves Charmslinger wut about u smh
Post game interviews with swearing, noooooiiiccce
SoUrry!
Whoa. Who is the busty intermission hostess?
Boomer or Booger?
The peg again with the cup loss
Yeah, it’s much harder to get pegged when you’re wearing a cup.
Full credit to Montreal. What a game.
Bidwill’s sexuality and the outcome aside, that was a great game.
Well, poop. Stupid Frenchies.
Ooof Bombers. Mais Non!
YUGE ALS TEE DEE FOLKS
Is it true that in Candiaoun Football, if the Queen dies during a game every player has to take their right shoe off and hop around on one foot singing their national anthem “The Queen is So Good”?
Yep. But as there’s not a queen currently, not much risk of this happening
You joke but this was a big problem when Freddie Mercury passed in ’91.
But what if Reggie Jackson assassinates her?
10 minutes to go. Montreal just took the lead. Buckle up for a great Grey Cup finish, folks.
Tis been a good game
Buckled up. Rooting for the Pegs
The peg just jammed one in
We rarely lube. Too costly
The Al’s just returned the favour
I knew I liked you.
I hate musicals, and anything to do with them
Ok, but how do you feel about EDM?
Edmonton is full of toothless oil rubes.
Vegan bacon
Hate it more than Emily in Paris
Musicals, and parades. Just FUCK that shit.
The South Park angle does work, though.
TROOF
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysZPDu-vbA
Joins bfc on the hit list
Pretty sure you mean RTD, but BFC knows what he did too.
Touches himself at night?
Whomst amongst us?
Thanks, too many “back injuries”
I also like musicals, sign me up.
We have discussed my disdain for musicals. I am Team Fozz here 100%
My kids love them, and youngest was in a few, so have seen many of them
Sup, home slices?
Not Donks competence, that’s fo sho
Colinsworth has said the same exact fucking thing twice about the minnesota d when it crowds the line.
My piece of shit fantasy team wants to know where THIS version of Founding Fathers has been hiding
If you are 8-2 or above in fantasy then you are a fucking injury ghost. Bad decisions sure, but injuries this year as Zymm put it have been Hunger Games-ey
Q-aron, Waller, Justin Jefferson for me. Though to be fair, CJ Stroud and Trey McBride have been improvements I probably would have left languishing on my bench too long.
Second or third highest point total in the league and yet in 7th place. Pushing hard to win it….
I like wings
I like wings
If you ask me what I like I say
I like wings
They should indeed be served for every meal. AND burn away one’s fat layer.
I had some today. Delish
My pizza place makes excellent Sweet Red Chili wings. My sports bar makes equally great Mango Habanero wings. I wish I had a digestive system worthy of either.
Mango the most underrated fruit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZrTOJZN4RU
damn right! Easily #1 on my list. #2 is blood orange, #3 grapefruit
Are wings a sandwich?
So last night I said some comforting words to my mother, but I can’t remember what I said caused I had been drinking.
I am a wonderful son.
Fuck off, Charmslinger. Your degree says NC STATE just like Hippo’s do
RIP TWBS
How long before AI replaces us all? And how long after that before AI nukes us all?
AI programs the BBC News website. Here’s their front page from an hour ago:
AI probably will lead to the end of humanity, but it won’t be nearly as entertaining as Terminator or any other Sci Fi dystopian story. It’ll destroy us in the most boring way possible, through poor bureaucratic processes
I just want to know how to ensure efficient opium intake. Hate leaving points on the field, ya know?
So… AI has existed since the dawn of organized government?
I want to assassinate colinsworth with an RPG
It is amazing that one individual can be that consistently full of shit.
KELCE VS KELCE
TAYLOR SWIFT
BROTHERLY SHOVE
MAHOMES CAN CURE CANCER
Just a taste of tomorrow evenings matchup
Don’t forget to bundle your Mahomes with your Maauto
KANSAS CITY BBQ
PHILLY CHEESESTEAKERS
LOUD FANS
JIMMY HOFFA BURIED IN ANDY REID’S MOUSTACHE
Jeremy Maclin Bowl?
/yes Spam, I also have a Maclin jersey
Atta boy
Fire going good, wife made bean soup, my coworkers are gonna hate me tomorrow
Co-worker #1: “God, I hate that guy!”
Co-worker #2: “Me too! Why do you hate him?”
Co-worker #1: [winks, makes quotation marks with fingers] “Bean soup.”
C0-worker #2: [laughs] “HA!”
Sand storm today:
Did you get to meet Darude?
Who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
Thank you for making this joke
What the fuck was that?
Probably one of the most famous EDM songs ever.
Erectile
Dysfunction
Making
HE was with some head coach in JV football this week. The coach was thanking him for his song.
Dude, it’s been South Carolina’s kickoff song for like a decade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-lJ5N-qRIE
GO COCKS!
I no understand neither. Maybe we are too old.
I’m younger than all yinz and I’m probably more confused.
It was a video shot on an iPhone with a soundtrack produced on the same iPhone.
In my day all we had were Led Zeppelin concerts and smoking a lot of pot, and we were grateful for that. We didn’t have no phones or EDMs or nuthin.
You’re my age! WTF!
I feel bad for rooting against Black Powder.
But so root against, I must. D-O-N-K-S!!!!!
It’s the Grey Cup, not the Green Cup.
Dude.
Maybe is Grey Cell Green now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGzBqPnNBk
I’m up by 13.82 points with Hocky left. He has Javonte and the Vikes D. What are my odds?
I’ve got you at -150
Whatever Yahoo says, it’s not that
I need Cort Sutton to stay within 61 of Hurts. Spam is a slippery eel, though. Ain’t counting me chickens. That could be a shootout.