As one would expect, we’ve got the skinniest of slates in terms of number of games and quality games. I can hear Hippo’s snores from over here.
To The Games!
Panthers/Bucs:
Aw, C’MON! This game should have been flexed to the Dark Ages. Tampa is 4-7 but it’s much worse than that because they are on a 1-6 tear. This tilt should help restore Bryce Young’s confidence and boost his numbers because the Bucs have the 31st-ranked pass defense. Plus there’s that New Coach Bounce which may or not be a thing. I feel bad for sad sacker Brian Burns who has been doing his part as edge defender but it’s only translated into 6 qb dumps.
Browns/Rams:
At 38 Joe Flacco has all the mobility of Terry Shiavo with a high ankle sprain but here we are. Apparently the Cleveland coaches were impressed with his arm strength so maybe we’ll see some deep shots to Cooper and Tillman. The Browns have only allowed 10 passing TDs so far so Fatt Matt will come back down to earth after tossing 4 last week. If Puka can squeeze out 76 yards he’ll hit 1,000 in 12 games, something that’s only been done six other times.
Niners/Eagles:
Hey look, it’s a rematch of last year’s NFC Champeenship game but Purdy has a functioning arm! Philly is a land of contrasts this last little bit. Over the course of the season their rush yards allowed is an average of 85.3 but over the last two games they’ve given up a total of 346. McCaffrey and Shanny Jr. would do well to run outside because that’s where the big gains are. Purdy has been as a efficient as possible, tossing passes at a 70+% clip over the last 5 games. The primary beneficiary has been Aiyuk-since they’ve started playing together last year he is #1 in yards per catch and #2 in receptions over 20 yards.
Enjoy.
Mingo is doing a brutha right, though.
“Mingo just pawn in game of football.”
-the late Alex Karras
The tush push is bullshit. I have no problem with it being outlawed.
Because you cant do it or stop it.
Not that, but to me it seems like a no-skill play. I appreciate violence as much as the next guy, but come up with a strategy. Eh, I’m old and angry.
I think we’ve seen it poorly executed enough times to show it requires skill. Hell, the Giants injured two people on the same play trying to tush push
Its a rugby play.
I just started watching this SF-PHI game and it’s great! Ejection! Fights! Let’s see some batteries!
Or a Kolb jersey?
Too bad it’s not snowing!
MurderBall is on in Philly!
Joe continues to be elite.
Are #ThePauls a Elite franchise??
Greenlaw should be executed in the parking lot. Coming you stupid Philly fucks, do it.
“I‘ll be the judge of the execution of any Green Laws, thank you very much!”
-Princess Karen, guardian of your local HOA
FAT COACH IS ANGRY
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
punch that philly coach too!
Did nae do him no good punching security guy.
PHILLY, ALWAYS CLASSY
Listen here angry purple camo panted guy. There can only be one.
I have never worn purple camo.
Looks like that Fat coach touched Greenlaw 1st but whatever.
Nawt a coach. Security
OPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WVU vs. U*NC in the Satan’s Jizz Bowl in North Cakalakay.
I’ve seen this before…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViPsg8njs7s&ab_channel=WVURxMan
YES YES YES. TD 49ers!
“That duck is not wearing pants. So much easier to give him a handjob.”
-L. Bobert, an elected official of your United States
I can’t understand. The Eagles have not addressed the secondary and they are garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg
But the Eagle QB can squat 455486000000 LBS so that has to make up for a shitty secondary unit.
am digging erin andrews’ RAF pilot jacket from 1940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
Spent time with my father today, well spent time with a person who used to be my father. What a fucking shame. and great news, I’ll probably have the same condition. so, I’ll be pulling my own plug after my 75th birthday: pills and Whistle Pig.
i really, really wanted the cfp committee to fuck texas, just so next year we can all watch a college team in retaliation with the salary of the 90s cowboys win the title, and another one the very next year, with an even bigger roster salary (smu)
Hell Yeah! San Fran is stomping on some feathers
Look, Spur is here! Where have you been?
I’ve been sick. I was in a diabetic coma for a day or so. I knew something was wrong a few weeks leading up to it and had an appointment to see my doctor but I was taken to the ER a few days before my appointment.
My vision went out as well. It’s been the last two weeks my vison has been close to normal.
Holy shit! Glad you’re getting better.
Damn, well welcome back and glad you’re doing better
Jeeeesus! You take care of yourself. The beetus is dangerous as fuck.
I like Watt’s sack celebration, because there’s a chance he could rip his hamstring when he kicks his leg out. Fuck him.
Eagles 2nd level Defense is ass at tackling.
iggles were gonna pay for the loss to the jests eventually
chemtrails
-Pete Carroll
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Last week, no one died. This week, Thanos snaps his fingers and ligaments bones and neurons crumble to dust.
“I heard this guy is good at chess. Not as good as me though.”
-B. Fischer
We’ve talked about adding out own god of injuries to the DFO pantheon. Dok had a suggestion for the name, if I remember correctly.
A few suggestions:
Miserus
Goddamnitus
The Great God of Gore
Fucking Goddamn Bullshit
Donald Trump, The God of Shit
Scott Scheer in honor of fox injury music composer
Theisman
Gramatica
My vote for for Gramatica.
That was an all time injury.
I don’t remember what my suggestion was, but I do think we should have a god of concussions called C’TEulhu
Kill’em All Kittle!!!!!!
Amari Cooper needs to play it careful and stay helmet off.
Puka shelling the Browns D with 85 yards and a score.
And he’s ded
Lots of good deaths today, solidarity for the Semenholes I guess?
Has it been noted here, the expanded CFP was to start this year but the CFP committee took a vote to delay. The FSU rep was a “no” vote to delay.
THIS PLAYOFF COMMITTEE I CALL THEM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BECAUSE THEY KILLED SEMINOLES, THAT DID NOTHING WRONG, JUST TO PLEASE SOME WHINY WHITEYS FROM THE SOUTH
TD 49ers!
And they say white guys don’t know how to dance, smh.
NAWT A CATCH
NAWT AN INCUMPLEASHUN
if brock purdy destroys you in the open field you have to go on IR
Ran over those birds Kittle! You big big filthy animal!
another no called horse collar on Philly. Having your hands in the area is a Flag for any other team.
the lack of 49ers offense isnt that concerning.
Wolven Sort v. Caleb Williams in the Holiday Bowl?
O AN U NOE HIPPO GON PILLL BUUUULLLEEEEE DAT CHUH CHUH
HAIL BLEERGH
BEERGH is probably feeling a bit guilty about what he did to that official in New Orleans.
Imagine Bill Belichek’s frustration that he was involved in a 6-0 game but was on the losing end.
This HAS to be Peter King’s favorite score line.
Especially if played in Wichita
I haven’t seen a sack that big since Andy Reid’s last DoorDash order.
“Sometimes a sack can look really big, relative to what’s next to it.” — Deanna F.
AJ Brown, almost crippled??
Try harder to kill that bird please.
/Youngest fractured skull wants to buy an old pickup truck
Him: “It’s in great shape!”
Me: “How old is it though?”
Him: “Umm, 2005.” [looks away]
Me: “2005! How much is it listed for?”
Him: “$25,000 but I think I can get it for $20,000.”
Me: “$25,000! How many km’s?”
Him: “Only 150,000.”
Me: “Huh. That’s low for something that is that old.”
Him: “The body is perfect, no rust and it’s got a manual transmission.”
Me: “Manual transmission? Manual! Holy Shit!”
/anyway, we’re taking a closer look this week and I can’t wait to take it for a spin
Horatio and I are team standard.
I learned to drive in my uncle’s El Camino, my first car was a Honda Civic and I drove 5 ton trucks all thru my teens for work. All those vehicles were clutch-centric.
I used to be, but my last couple of cars have been automatics.
Not Lowratio, though (obvs)
Wow, times have changed. When I bought my Mighty Max in 1999 or so it had 114k miles on it and cost $4,000.
This pickup has a Cummins diesel engine in it and those vehicles sell at a premium up in these parts.
You gonna roll some coal?
Oh god, that’s a phrase he’s used in the past.
When I first bought a sport pickup he criticized the factory tires it came with and said, “You don’t want to look like a Pavement Princess, do you?”
You didn’t convert to km and canadian dollars, or ‘loonies’
Ouversight on my part, for sure.
Cummins with a stick? If it’s 4×4, holy grail. Don’t think, just buy.
Minshew Mania! Sorry, Don T.
Fat Humps squeeze by Tits to win.
Sounds like those Tits need a good foundation garment for some added support.
Goodness man. How do I bet on Oregon to murder Liberty in the Firsta Bowl?
Lindsay Graham will be watching. He loves watching. Maybe him?
Liberty is lobbying hard to get a 3rd Team involved for a true Christofascist good time.
MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN (and also the pool boy ppl forget that)
I missed the opening slate. Mrs. Cola cam home, What happened to the Chargers??? So, what happened?
ELITE!
Is Bosa aware Jalen Hurts parents are both black? I’m might have to DM him, think he checks while on the sideline?
WE WANT A DRAW. DRAW DRAW DRAW!
Don’t rush this Eli is trying hard to stay in the lines.
The Fat Humps and Tits really the same thing.
Not according to my Pornhub search.
Nah, after all there’s no such thing as fat cancer
Then explain these two cancerous fat lumps
That’s a picture of ass herpes
You can let Rachad White have this PLEASE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
YES my friend!
“Oh DeMeco, DeMeco, because DeMeco
Oh DeMeco, DeMeco, because DeMeco
He won again, he won again.
The man is genius
The man is genius.”
-Texans fans singing, to the tune of “Biko”
Who?
Nope, Peter Gabriel.
Am here to root for the crippling of the Philly and San Fran players
Makes sense. I am here for the beating.
That seems likely to happen
It’s impressive that instead of trying out Kaep the Browns went with the whitest possible retired QB
Afternoon Folks.
Spent 4 hours at the pub with the 6 year old. Some would say that is bad parentin. To that I would say he played darts and did math and counted the Guinness that dad drank.
Hell, I was left in the car while dear old dad drank at The RIb Shack in a Manitoba winter.
Sounds like he had a fun time with his Pop. Good parenting in my book.
I agree. He was allowed to have coca cola as isn’t normal, because we were at the pub. Watched the futbol while drawing, then the lads took him to play darts to give Dad a break. I think that is good parentin actually. Be comfortable in those surroundings so when you turn (18,19,21 depending on location) you are comfortable and don’t go mad.
Nice day out!
Really was. Sadly isn’t in to futbol but is getting there due to the passion of the regulars at the pub. He did wear his Liverpool jersey because they beat Dad’s Mighty Whitey
Hey, someone’s gotta drive Dad home.
Kid could probably reach the pedals. He is in Grade 1, old dad, but is taller than everyone up until Grade 4. Those who have met me know I am not Gametimedecision so it is wild.
It’s probably because your wife is Danish. Just be happy she isn’t Dutch
Nothing better than making your kids be the DD