It just doesn’t seem right that Buffalo is in a position whereby they need to win out (and need a bit of help) to get into the post-season but here we are.
To The Game!
Bills/Chargers:
-That Bolts D took a shit-kicking last week to the Raiders of all teams but if that’s what it takes to get rid of Staley, I’m on board with the embarrassment. It took the higher-ups way too long to address the disparity between supposed ‘defensive guru’ and their 29th-ranked defense. It might take a bit of time for the stink to dissipate though.
-The Bills finally look half-decent now that James Cook is being deployed properly. He’s had at least 100 yards from scrimmage the last four weeks and wadd ya know, they’re 3-1 during that stretch.
-Cook’s opposite number Ekeler is a struggler though-he’s running at a 2.8 ypc these last four fixtures. His numbers should improve from here on out because I do believe this team quit on Staley.
-Can’t Quite Finish: Buffalo’s six losses are by a combined 26 points. In fact, going back to their last 11 losses, they’ve all been by six points or fewer.
-Rock vs. Other Rock: It wouldn’t seem they were capable of it but the Chargers D did have success putting opposing qb’s on the ground, ranking sixth in that category. Contrast that with a Bills o-line (with quite a bit of help from a very slippery Allen) that has only allowed 19 sackeroos.
-Dicker? I Hardly…: Los Angeles has severe scoring woes but one player that’s doing his part is Dicker The Kicker-over the last two seasons his field goal percentage is 95% and he’s not missed a point after.
-The first question asked of new/placeholder Chargers coach Giff Smith? “Your first name, is it pronounced with a ‘J’ or a ‘G’?”
Go for it! (in the comments only, you’re too old for that shit)
Everyone in the house has been sick for a week besides me. And, now, feels like the germs are starting their siege on me. Bummer.
Yep. I’ve definitely been penetrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTxGv6CZQqQ
Die Hard 2 is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPjLNOUH7uw&list=PLDOsbX7r9a2ffAc6vM8RuqBAb8we0SJP1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zea1PPg6uMc
Big win for the Fightin’ Horatios in the Clubhouse Derby against Senor’s St. John
Redmen, uh, Storm, I think now, maybe? Anyway, 69-65 (nice!) in a back and forth game. Kept me from the late football, which I am now trying to atone for with some Hawai’i Bowl meth.UConn without their center who is out with a tendon injury to his foot, which I’m sure is no big deal when you’re 7’2″, 280+, and jump up and down a lot.
Good enough to keep it close if you’re lucky, the St. John’s motto since 2000!
Only an hour and change left until the east coast drummer boy challenge ends.
I thought it was midnight on Christmas Eve night? 11:59+ on the 24th? Whatever, I’m still in!
Still alive. TAJ scared the shit out of me when he was wrapping presents earlier with the music.
I beat him soundly in cribbage by the way.
One of life’s best lessons is humility.
You made Mr. Pickle sad, you monster! Careful, he goes from this
To this!
I thought it was 12:01 on Christmas Eve
You’re right. I looked up the rulez. A little over two hours and I make it! Pretty sure that will be one in a row
I’m going to bed, so I guess I’ve made it!
That turnover just won me $28, my sons are overly impressed
Cameron Dicker! My favorite kicker!
Spent like 4 hours wrapping presents, which is way too much time for something that will be undone in 10 minutes but meh glad to have it all done
Gift bags all day long.
O AN YOU FANCY
Stick it in a plastic grocery bag and tie the end shut. Trash bag if grocery bag isn’t big enough.
For birthdays we have a tradition of presents being given in a pillow case as we ran out of time to wrap one year
I tried but was overruled
THESE NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS I CALL THEM OJ SIMPSON BECAUSE THEY ARE ASKING A WHOLE LOT FROM THEIR DEFENSE
I am being told the Secular Big Love glove did not fit, therefore we must acquit!
Never mind the earlier warning, looks like Pitino’s men shot their wad early.
Wait! Was that a game of cribbage challenge from TAJ?
Bring that shit.
Did the pandemic kill SantaCon? I hope so.
Know your limits. I’m still trying to figure out minne
Watching some pee cock. Once I’m done, I’ll turn off the porn and catch up on the game.
Trump’s nightly routine before running for President.
Utah/NW is porn, just the kind where a lady slams your bollocks in a desk drawer repeatedly while pouring hot wax into your butthole.
Don’t knock the hot wax till you try it!
judges Balls in WASP
(need to learn how to set a macro for this)
“+1!”
— Philadelphia
Don’t forget the Hawaii Bowl at 9:30 CST tonight. TWEAKER FIXTURE!
I’m not going to pretend Northwestern are even a little bit fun to watch if you’re not a Northwestern fan, but they kind of are if you are.
That’s the same delusion Bears, Stillers, and Iowa Hawkeye fans have been saying!
mRs. fozz just advised me to slow down, so of course, i interpret that as “Full fucking speed ahead.”
pretty clearly a challenge to prove yer ITALIAN MANHOOD!
the worst thing you can ever tell me is “don’t do that”, i will do it, even if that means i will fail horriblye, or die.
https://youtu.be/5BVQ7T5OG7Y?si=OkBklX_00xEf_ujB&t=16
Peacock? What the fuck is that?
Some bird. It’s dumb as hell.
In LA, it’s on NBC. Probably because it’s the Chargers.
Not out here in the desert. Boo. How many people have Paramount plus? I can kind of see the Amazon Prime games, everybody has that, but this doesn’t make sense numbers- wise. I’m surprised at the Shield, they’re such greedy goblins.
I meant Peacock, whatever.
I have Paramount Plus and it’s pretty good.
I refuse to pay extra for Peacock.
I have Youtube tv,Max, and Amazon Prime.
Peter is the all black kitten on the left, Oliver is the tuxedo kitten on the right, Matilda is the white mottled kitten in the back.
Matilda is the shyest, she stayed in there during my visit, but is friendly enough.
Coraline is not pictured because she is the brave ringleader who was laying on my back as I took this photo.
I did not name them, by the way.
I like the names! They are beautiful cats. I had a tuxedo years ago, his name was Wilbur Angus, aka Wilbur the Wonder Kitty. He was my moggie from Scotland. Best boy.
Mine is currently located under my bed, up against the radiator, surrounded by various boxes.
He’s a master at finding forts we didn’t even know we’d made for him.
Merry gentlemen.
Welcome and grab a cup of good cheer!
Weaselo’s Insta-Bake (Pitino premature ejaculation reference, to be clear) Johnny Cakes doing a hoopsball derby good against the Fightin’ Horatios? Today IS Voodoo Day!
goddamn, are youon shrooms, cause i undertsood onone of that
that’s because I ain’t make no sense yo
I think it might be St Johns vs Connecticut, basketball. But it could be something else entirely, that is the beauty of Hippoese.
Tomorrow is christmas eve. dinner at my mom in laws
christmas day, dinner at my sister’s house, with my wacked out mom and dementia addedl dad
christmas night at my wife’s aunt’s house – full of dickhead trumpites and religious whackos
also, fucking niners ravens game
i’ll be clacked out drunk, wagging my dick at people
nad i won’t care.
fuckign christmas
I watched teh Creator, holy fuck I mean drive the hole vietnam war thing the wasy hom,e drive it like the romans drove the nails on Christ. Fun tip: the vehicles in the air, had NO GODDAMN ROTORS, yet they piped in the rotor noise. Seirously< do fucking better.
Bourbon and beer buzz, trying to figure out the right balance. Or . . . drive this shit right offf the moterherfucking cliff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR84xDM7UWA&ab_channel=MostlySimpsons
I’m really enjoying Dredge. Who knew a fishing horror game would be so good?
where is it avaiable to watch?
It’s a video game.
https://youtu.be/59xny6g6rvE?si=9pQCbVU6_NofA6SM
We’re fostering 4 rescue kittens and I went to check on them in our foster room before turning the game on.
I now have 3 kittens sleeping on me. I can not get up.
daaaaawwwwwww!
Hippo bows down to your superior Crazy Cat Man street cred.
Kitten #4 🙁
It’s the shyest one. Close enough to see me and the other kittens, but just out of arms reach and hiding in the cat bed.
They are 8 weeks, I think? Rescued from a lady who has 40+ cats in/around the house/property. This lady thinks she is doing a good thing by bringing in all the stray cats, but most of the cats taken from her are sick, or very shy because they aren’t getting much human interaction and/or are bullied by other cats.
That’s a call to animal control.
KITTEH PICTURES PUHLEASE!!
Easton Stick is a wealthy suburb of Liverpool-no one can tell me different.
sounds like a Downtown Abbey spinoff, innit?
Some smartass has been cracking the whip on the NBC analysts and letting them know you can’t control your destiny; it’s preordained if it’s destiny.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/39174620/sources-new-mexico-st-head-coach-jerry-kill-stepping-down
Unfortunate, but not shocking.
He gets to go out from a pretty good peak, at least there’s that.
Was he sick or something?
he had a seizure mid-game when he was at Minnesota. Scary shit. Apparently he had to take mini-leaves of absence this season, too.
Epileptic with blood clot disorder. Two completely unrelated issues that are bad enough on their own, but both simultaneous episode wouldn’t be great.
It’s pretty incredible that we are in Week 16 and every single team in the AFC North has a winning record.
Betty Page as the banner image?
You fucking rule, Scotchy!
Indeed
Look at this stoner little drummer boy mouse on my tree! Completely baked, just like me!
I often thought Slowpoke was on the weed…
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HA! I was trying to remember who that reminded me of, this 100%!
Luudes
Mike Tirico says Bills Mafia no longer need help if they win out, so here comes the stubbed toe!
Live shot of Bengals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_An-IwN4QU&pp=ygUccGV0ZXIgZ3JpZmZpbiBodXJ0cyBoaXMga25lZQ%3D%3D
NFL Script Writer #1: We’re going to have the Chargers win 35-3, right?
NFL Script Writer #2:
https://youtu.be/1XG2WdP2R4U?si=rESpMcTfT02YikHH&t=17
Dicker The Kicker, you say?
This movie is so, so good. In retrospect, it amuses Hippo how young he and his siblings were when we watched this on VHS weekly every summer (a family classic, somehow).
Marvin the magical, sexual mule!
Thank god we figured out parental controls so kids these days are protected from filth!