I’m quite sure this is the very first time I’ve ever been on a Team Texas but they are a great story. No doubt my Sillycuse, Senators and Giants allegiances will not cause them to fall flat on their faces.
To The Game!
Texans/Colts:
-The first tilt between these two in week two opened everyone’s eyes as to who might be the better qb-Stroud or Young. The former heaved for 384 yards and a duet of TDs.
-Can Minshew and especially Pittman exploit an Houston D that can get pressure but also gives up 240 air yards per game?
-Whenever a young team unexpectedly does well there’s usually a few unsung guys doing some heavy lifting and not getting their fair share of the credit. My vote for the Texans goes to defensive end Jonathan Greenard and his 12 1/2 (and counting) sacks.
-Closer: Indy sports the league’s best record in one score games at 6-2.
-Rounding Into Shape?: Last week Houston held the Titans (sorry, DonT) to 1 for 12 on third down conversions and had their third 6 sack game of the year. A lot of that is on Tennessee but a team with playoff hopes has to stomp on their lessers when the opportunity arises.
-Of Stroud’s 24 combined TD’s (run and throw) only 6 have come on the road. That said, C.J. has the 2nd-highest completion percentage on throws over 20 yards and Indy is third worst defending downfield. I’d feel a bit better about their chances if Noah Brown were on the field as well but Nico will have to step up.
Take it away!
DOINK!
Can’t believe everyone here missed it.
Tomlin Voodoo is real.
We’re witnessing it, live. There’s no refuting it now.
A Draw gets them IN, yeah?
Yup
Haven’t seen a Gay aim for a post like that since Lindsey Graham tried to become Secretary of State.
Doinky!
still tied!
curcy, vno?
DOINK
Doink!
How Gay does Steichen wanna go here??
DOINK GAY!
“no thanks, im full”
-l. graham
You’re WHAT???? – Andy R., Kansas City, MO
Steelers’ T.J. Watt diagnosed with Grade 3 MCL knee sprain after leaving win over Ravens, per report – CBSSports.com
Steelers road to the Super Bowl just got bumpy.
i know it’s not good to rejoice in a person’s fpain or setback, but fuck this guy. fuck him with a torpedo.
If Tebow made a living off of that throw in college, was Troy implying Florida paid him?
Tie Game!
Just so everyone’s aware and won’t waste their time:
officefantasy.com is a parked domain with no content.
officefantasy1.com does not exist
officefantasy2.com is a parked domain with no content.
officefantasy3.com does not exist
Also, 4 and 5 do not exist, so I stopped.
thank god for pinterest
(and pr0n forums)
I love those!
— D. Carradine
Yeeeeeeeah!
I hope that guy Downs on the Colts inherits the Superdome and decides to make it a place for nonstop orgies and name it the Downs SinDome.
Unrelated, I have had nothing alcoholic in 2024.
I didn’t realize Sam Darnold was on the Colts team.
As far as the football is concerned, Nico Collins can feel it in the air tonight.
I have the option of hanging around in the living room with my wife and mother-in-law and watching a Korean version of the movie “Splash” with no subtitles and no boobies, or retreat upstairs to the bedroom and watch the rest of this game by myself and then later get yelled at for being antisocial.
We acknowledge and appreciate your sacrifice for our solidarity.
Choice seems pretty clear to me.
Is this still around?
he died in 2015, theyre camping world rvs now i think
It’s too bad the business didn’t get bought up by William Olest.
No One Services You Like A Raper!
We’ve got to get Gardner Minshew into Russia because he’s guaranteed to overthrow Putin.
I am waiting for the insurance companies to merge so we get a commercial where the LIMU Emu swallows the Geico Gecko whole, only to then get trucked by the Mayhem guy driving an RV.
if this means i haveta get a new agent, hard pass. fine where i stand https://www.instagram.com/amandaismyagent/p/C0b-dpsrSf8/
How does Flo figure into this?
good question
She’s blowing Mayhem in the RV.
Jake from State Farm is on deck and warming up.
Thank you!
fat humps in early trouble. indiana only allowed a few people per year to be successful and not much more. might take a few years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Z4dyVANA8
Welcome to Indianapolis where Bob Segar is still relevant.
And played over and over and…
Beckdown!
Where it’s at!
Next to the 2 turntables and the microphone.
This Madden game simulation is pretty interesting.
The Ice Stillers-Ice Bills match is on bath salts.
ice dolphins and ice donks earlier was on something stronger
avs goalies are on 80s cocaine and posting 80s goalie numbers this year
Ice Giants – Ice Allouettes just got level
ICE HOX GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!
WHOOOOOOOOO!
That’s right! I’m going to Indy in April.
Staying across the street from this stadium.
I’m getting a pork tenderloin sandwich.
BULLEE DAT!!
But, the Indy 500 isn’t until May?
But the total eclipse of the sun is in April.
99% chance of overcast indiana skies, book it
My buddy from Jersey is driving there. We’ll have a car and I’ll make that fucker drive until we find a clear sky.
When’s the total eclipse of the heart?
Turn around bright eyes.
Once upon a time I was falling in love. Now I’m only falling apart. Ain’t that the truth.
Enjoy!
booooooooooooooooooo
lookit at our incredibly dumb boy stare at the sun
Got the sentiment but I can’t plus 1 the photo.
Totally understand and agree
How about this one?
The Snyders were so fucked that they had a whole staff of currently successful coaches in 2013 and yet went 3-13
this is now what panthers fans get to look forward to!
agrument with mrs fozz tonight iw fi was sober enough to drive 10 mintues to pick up the kids from light rail after game. i lost. i can drive when i’m blacked out
Found a funny;
love the fact that shakespeare named a play “much ado about nothing.” imagine a huge blockbuster coming out that’s just called “who gives a shit”
someone would ebe offended
I am assuming that will be the title of either the next Marvel movie or the next Fast and Furious Movie
oh look, another “hotshot” coordinator thats about to become yet another fired nfl coach next year
I know for a fact Ravens fans are guly, but compared to Coltsfans, we’re the fucking hawaiin tropic bikini team. yeesh
oh indy has some fantastic hotties. they just leave town and become weather ladies for boston because im not bitter about that at all nope no sir
fucking miss pamela. made these super depressing slate gray and cold indiana winters bearable
wow, nice rack
yep
Tawmmy approves
HER FACKIN RACK IS OURAH FACKIN RACK NOW. NO ONE DENIES THIS
In a completely unrelated note, I should start watching WBTS more…
Indiana in general sucks.
Had a friend from high school who’s sister was a colts cheerleader.
As soon as she was cut from the squad she high tailed it for Florida. No update on the meteorology career.
Had a another friend who’s sister went for the sunshine state for college, no academic reason too, just knew she could make ends bartendering cuz of her looks
First play for Texans is
Nico Collins TD!
That’s Rockingggggggg!!!
WOOOO!! Our favourite doggie is back!
Nico comes thru!!!
first drink was at noon, followed by beers all day and bourbone, fucking ready to go! also fuck the steelers alld ay long fuck them with a shit encrusted barbed wire wrapped pole
more offense in 6 min in this game than the entire stiller/ratbird tilt
what the fuck is fucking UP’1
Your BAC?
way up
Did ya see the banner?
Oh shit, I didn’t. lol
Department of Suddenly Necessary Analogies:
So when your team ends up in a tie, they say it’s like kissing your sister. But what is it called when you want two other teams to tie so your team can be the ugliest girl at the post-season dance?
Discuss.
2AM bar-closing drunk sex
In the restroom or out in the parking lot?
Somewhere that gives you an infection.
Meh, I say let one of these guys live. I’d rather see the Bill’s lose.
Being the only non-relative at a WV family reunion?
An unenthusiastic handjob in the backseat at homecoming?
Lesbian porn?
Sad late night hotel wanking session that shows up on your credit card statement.
I think that’s “Fucking everyone in your familyk including the retarded cousing. “
Pour one out* for Lacey:
*we would also accept “toss a Baby Ruth into a pool.”
we were posting hers and other famous nipples in the stiller thread
She wasn’t very old, what happened?
No details released yet. But she was a nice 69.
Well, bless her for that!
“I’ll be that ditch digger now judge!”
–D.Noonan
Tell you what, these Bachelor commercials are sure making me
wanna stab the guy in the temple with a fireplace pokerwatch the show.Go East Texas United Hub!
tony kanaan!
as much as i liked watching him win the 2013 indy 500 him i liked his teammate better
The Gravy Boat sure is rocking!
if this boat’s bumpin’
the gravy’s lumpin’
The Clots ain’t dry humpin’
fat hump minshew is ready
Winner gets a banner.
SimpsonsColts did it!indy getting a banner no matter what
(tbf, that “finalist” banner exists solely due to the ’95 run)
that was an oddly fun run to watch. a former bust of a bears qb leading the league in qb rating and almost leading a 9-7 team to a super bowl
My imaginary money is on the imaginary team. Go, um, I wanna say, Steers?
That’s a good guess based on the helmet design, but they’re actually called the “O’Keeffe’s”.
this was the greatest super tank bowl last year
No one remembers this.
Stillers can clinch with MOST GLORIOUS DRAW.
Is this what edging is?
Apparently like sex with Sting!
/don’t stand so close to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgXveBf_l6k