I’m quite sure this is the very first time I’ve ever been on a Team Texas but they are a great story. No doubt my Sillycuse, Senators and Giants allegiances will not cause them to fall flat on their faces.
To The Game!
Texans/Colts:
-The first tilt between these two in week two opened everyone’s eyes as to who might be the better qb-Stroud or Young. The former heaved for 384 yards and a duet of TDs.
-Can Minshew and especially Pittman exploit an Houston D that can get pressure but also gives up 240 air yards per game?
-Whenever a young team unexpectedly does well there’s usually a few unsung guys doing some heavy lifting and not getting their fair share of the credit. My vote for the Texans goes to defensive end Jonathan Greenard and his 12 1/2 (and counting) sacks.
-Closer: Indy sports the league’s best record in one score games at 6-2.
-Rounding Into Shape?: Last week Houston held the Titans (sorry, DonT) to 1 for 12 on third down conversions and had their third 6 sack game of the year. A lot of that is on Tennessee but a team with playoff hopes has to stomp on their lessers when the opportunity arises.
-Of Stroud’s 24 combined TD’s (run and throw) only 6 have come on the road. That said, C.J. has the 2nd-highest completion percentage on throws over 20 yards and Indy is third worst defending downfield. I’d feel a bit better about their chances if Noah Brown were on the field as well but Nico will have to step up.
Take it away!
Good for the North Mexican team!
GOD DOENSTY GIVE A GOOD FUCK ABOU FOOTBALL!
i am just hossing down bourbone wright now.
Get fucked indy fans. You’re not as bad as packer fans.
But you’re close. Definitely almost as fat. But in a less, “we drink all day because there’s nothing to do” sort of way, in a “we drink all day because we legitimately don’t know how much we suck” kind of way
Ha! they can guck themsevles with bratwurst, and the irsays can eath shit on a stick
Indianapolis is known as the Crossroads of America because everyone with a brain has no intention of staying. They’re on their way somewhere else!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDzhEcfRORk
Grinding tape and that really was a horrid throw by Minshew. Absolutely no reason to put it behind him there.
Bruh the league has proven that a white qb can straight up rape a girl and they’ll still find a way to blame the victim
Definitely not as good as this throw.
Or this.
Well at least Jonathan Taylor took 4 years off his life for nothing.
irsay does this to himself on friday nights before a game
That did indeed swell my heart with admiration.
Intentional Safety Dance!
Bring out Lowratio!
Quiet you. Gonna have enough problems with him, the snow, and sledding tomorrow.
How much are you supposed to get?
We’re right between the 4-8, 8-12 areas, so I’m calling it 6-10.
It’ll end tomorrow night, last two days, then get washed away when the temperature jumps into the 50’s on Tuesday and we get 2″-3″ of rain. Really looking forward to that shitshow.
Tomlinisms now on official Stillers merchandise.
The Standard yada yada
The standard is the standard
Is that the T-shirt for the NFL’s true feelings about domestic violence?
Concussions, long-term player health care, fan experience…
Mrs. Rice apologizes for tha tshirt
That’s on his wife’s website. $45
You think that was his response to her saying her water just broke?
fuck him, fuck pittsburgh fuck all black and fuck all gold
hindsight is 20/20, isnt it
booking a flight to indy right now, gonna rent a car elland drive around, knowc k on doors and yell, ‘FUCK YOU IRSAY YOU FUCK CUNT FUCK! THIS IS WHY YOU LOSE!”
anone wanna come?
Bruh I will fucking drive you around like argyle!
i should be wheels up by 220 am
Fuck I doubt I’m conscious
don’t worry, when i’m tere, you will be wide awake
andrew luck is gonna haunt these fuckers forever
deservingly so
Clots, you dumbasses!
When I say Run, Run!: EVERY TIME the Doctor says “RUN!” (youtube.com)
Nah, that was the perfect play call, they just fucked up the execution.
Second dumbest pass call I can currently recall — Pete Carroll leaving Marshawn Lynch alone against the Pats still ranks #1
Somehow, this will also be Charmslinger’s fault. JUST ASK FATTY PAYTON!
Play call was great; he was wide open for an easy first down. Weak throw by Minshew and an even weaker drop.
ind of a lion sking pose
Does she, uh, do requests? And, um, how much?
oh, you are just nasty
You want to break even this month or not?
WR’s gonna be blamed for that one, but Minshew has to put that ball in front of him.
It’s both of their faults. I’d say more the receiver than Minshew but only by about 60/40 or so.
I’d say more Minshew, just because I’m trying to picture myself running full speed expecting a ball in front of me and then having to turn around and catch a ball behind me and it does not end well.
Then I try to think of any reason at all why I would ever be in that situation, and I just got nothing.
and THATS why minshew is mid-ass
I now predict my favoUrite of all plays – the INTENTIONAL SAFETY on 4th down!
Wanna dole out the Powerball numbers while you’re at it, Nostradamus?
Kick the field goal! Play for the tie!
baltimore weather: snow, rain, wind, 35 degrees
fozz: commando style
What free advertising for Toradol, this Taylor drive…
the idea of this ending in a tie is in the rear-view right now
Honest question, should houston let them score here?
Not at the moment.
Yeah, I’d rather put the ball in Stroud’s hands than hope the D makes a stand.
— #467
If still under 500 then yes.
So Green Day gets themselves in the news cycle last week and so down I go right the fuck down into a big old Green Day hole this week, which is basically like going into a goddamn time machine. Jesus Christ. I’m watching the Woodstock ’94 performance when I realize this year is the 30th anniversary of that 25th anniversary concert, which I found very funny for some reason. But talk about a blitzkrieg performance! It’s morning, it’s raining, and they don’t like the audience. But within seven short songs they churn the crowd into joyous, muddy fucking insanity until the mud fight and the security guard punching the bass player’s teeth out halted the show. Aside from that, they seem to be legitimately insane and immeasurably spastic while playing, but that playing could not be tighter. Especially the drummer. Guy never puts a stick wrong and every goddamn song is at machine gun speed (in this era anyway). I really have to put it up there with one of the best live rock performances I’ve ever seen in terms of a young band landing a huge opportunity in front of mostly strangers and knocking it out of the fucking park. They added the whole show to the 30th anniversary release of “Dookie” or you can watch it on the YouTube. Whole thing’s over in about a half hour. Just listen to “Burnout” > “F.O.D.” > “Paper Lanterns” until you hear him rip the strings off his guitar. Holy smokes! Anyway here’s one off that record I always thought could have fit right in on Ramones’ “Rocket To Russia” or a Beach Boys record. Good fucking band.
https://youtu.be/BBgLi05XZ1Q?si=UJVjsHkOeaQxDyh2
Might as well take out a twbs ouija board
Just realized I never thought about posting Welcome to Paradise for TWBS’s passing. Well, I mean I did this morning when it was on the radio. So here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR7R9Kuw2fY
steart and the avenue, always love that tune
I’m with you. Green Day may not be the most “authentic” punks that ever punk rocked, but they are a tight band with catchy tunes. Not a damn thing wrong with that.
Fucking fake ass Texas team,
Don’t put me in a position where I have to root for a Florida man tomorrow!
Oh! It’s the fifth anniversary of Cody Parkey’s double doink. With another one happening tonight, does that mean that 1/6 is DOINKMAS or oh wait maybe this day is already known for something else.
It’s Ashli Babbit’s birthday. Or something.
ashlii babbit is the wario to jessica rabbit
well…was.
You ever want a true perspective on how socially acceptable it is to shit on the bears, I give you this rant:
It was a blocked kick, not a miss.The replay showed it as a block.
But seemingly evey hack writer and their cousin ignored the block and called it a miss.
Something so fucking petty and they still fucking describe worst case scenario because “lol” bears!
What a special run by Downs!!!
oooooh, a Downs marathon would be good TV
Shanklor giveth, and Shanklor taketh away
Just watched ‘No Hard Feelings’ which is very funny and also Jennifer Lawrence, (or a combination of body doubles and serious movie magic), does full frontal, something that may or may not be of interest to people.
Then I watched an episode of ‘Archer’ and if there’s a funnier line in the history of ever than “sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom” I am not aware of it.
According to the Internet, it wasn’t a body double, that was her except for a wrestling move.
Between her and Emma Stone in Poor Things, actresses are starting to get more comfortable with nude scenes. Not the quick peak here and there, but good old 1980s R-rated nude scenes. And I fully support it.
Yeah, I was pretty sure that, good an actress as Lawrence is, that was not her launching a dude with a suplex while naked on a beach.
and you…had a hard feeling?
Chekhov’s Missed Extra Point Attempt?
gotta fuckin be kiddin gme
glorious tie is off
aaaand no xp means glorious tie might be off the table
Like there won’t be another missed xp?
a football game cant be THAT dumb, right?
…right?!?
who is that?
“katie”
(aka real model name: candace nirvana)
I still would pay good money to find a copy of that one playboy issue my dad had.
Graphic description below:
Had a stereotypical “sexy secretary” with a tie nestled between her bare breasts, complete with glasses
To be young again
i have a fetish for tan lines, i blame plyboy in then80-s for it
We haven’t had a snow storm of real significance in two years in CT. Getting one right now. Might get 8″-10″, (settle down, Deanna), and you would think the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse were coming right behind the snow.
Supposed to get down to 43 here tonight, so yeah.
Did you get milk? Bread?
in baltimore, we et milk and toilet paper, becaseu we are fucking retards
Football is America’s favorite sport because America craves all of the minutiae that makes it Lawyerball. I will not be taking any questions.
that’s an odd but accurate asement of why we watch this fuckf ace game
Holy shit look who’s back!
I always assume these absent OGs have forgotten about the site.
Hello!
THIS INDY COACH I CALL HIM INSURANCE CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A CAVEMAN
Its a good thing Stroud saw that blindside blitzer coming or else he would’ve been knocked all the way to Week 4 of the 2024 NFL Season.
IS THE LIVE FEED GOING THROUGH THE STADIUM APA OR AM I HIGH?
YOU’RE HIGH
roge that
the shti that passes for r&b today is shit. fucking drippy hot shit
Getting punk as fuck in the right ‘ouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeTw_p_WglY
TIE!
the tie is back on
THICSS
Referee: “This is the end of the 2nd 3rd Quarter.”
whelp, tomorrow is the big day: me and my sisters tell my mom it’s time to putdad in a cacility. my mother has been so disrespectful to me, i’m gonna lay that shit edown to her, i’m fuckign 50+, it’s out of hand.
don’t worry, i wont’b ean asshole, i will be nice but firm (that’s what she asadi!)
Vaya con Dios.
I am the Hammer. The Hammer forever. I trust myself. I trust hte Hammer. The Hammer is me, and I will strike with all of the justice and might the Hammer holds.
They just can’t set the game clock to 15:45? They have go back a damn quarter?
WTIH X CHAIR I WILL RULE CALDONIA!
upora commercials, kinda gooshy
it’s some kind fo anti uti mediceine, but the commercials are kinda, ugh. it makes me all squirmy
You’d be a lot more squirmy if you had the UTI.
Fuck. Pittman just got BACK from a brutal concussion. That hit is gonna leave a mark.
It’s fine. Now he knows how to rub the dirt on it.
Mrs. Fozz, after balancing our books: “With your raise, and my raise, we are $5 short each mothn.”
Fuck every fuckbawl politican who ever lived and rbreathed
Just sell your body twenty times a month.
with this bod, i can easily mad xmax that shit eout
A very wise person once said “if you have an asshole, you have a way to make money.”
That was Balls wasn’t it?
Do you really need three kids? Y’know, pick one, sell him to medical science, keep the other two. It’s a win-win-win-win-definite loss for the five of you!
part of my brain, “Fozz, the colts left, you lvove the ravens, let it go.”
other part: “I WANT TO KILL ALL THE COLTS, ALL THE FANS, ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ROOT BGRO THE COLTS! KILL ETERME XKILL!
letting go of grudges is how TEH TERRORISTS WIN
Deep in my DNA, where the real evil lives, is the inabilllity to let go of anywthing. it’s whey siclilians cill the sons of thoswe we ill kill
Way to kink shame, Troy. BLAME IT ON TEH GAY.