The Weather Channel tells me that the windchill-aided temperature is going to be -18 in your fairinheight. So bust out your dumb-looking balloon coats and your warmest pantaloons-she’s going to be chilly.
To The Game!
Fins/Chiefs:
-TYREEK REVENGE GAME ALERT: You’ll hardly hear anything about this.
-Frickin’ K.C. is playing their 15th straight home playoff game.
-The Fins need to get pressure but how? They’ve recently lost five starting defenders and those guys are being replaced by recent coach potatoes Bruce Irvin, Melvin Ingram and Justin Houston. Things should be better on O right? Welp, Waddle and Mostert are hobbling on tender ankles and Achane is just coming back.
-The beleagured and (rightly) heavily criticized Chiefs wr corps did exactly as you suspected-led the league in dropped passes. Kadarius-if he bothers to play-will be good for two oopsies. Mark it down.
-Sneaky Difference-Maker?: If footing is an issue my vote goes to downhill, one cut runner Jeff Wilson Jr. being utilized more than usual. Given the gap in talent between the co-starters and the 3rd stringer it likely won’t happen. But McDaniel is one hell of a playcaller that tries to find an edge and I wouldn’t put it past him.
-Starting cb Xavien Howard won’t be answering the bell this evening.
-Cliches Exist For A Reason: Everyone is saying Miami can’t play in the cold. The game/weather stats back this up-the team has lost the last ten games played in below 40 degree temps.
Let’s do this.
So, no equipment timeout? I guess NFL doesn’t want to interrupt the drive.
So cold the helmets are cracking!
Shit, did KC contract with Boeing to make their helmets?
Definitely “Military Grade” materials used in that helmet.
How the fuck can they let him keep playing with a cracked helmet?
Oh that’s right, they don’t give a shit about player safety.
Fucking finally.
Look, as long as the face mask and chin strap and interior padding are intact, there’s no danger.
— NFL Safety Council from NFL Media from NBC from Peacock
Oof, the sideline ain’t heated so you land there it’s as hard as Taylor likes Kelce to be
Potential upcoming album title: A Hard Ride to Poundtown
Her tribute to Motörhead: Everything Harder Than Everything Else
The attempt to rewrite “Ace of Spades” as “Chief of Hearts” didn’t go so well
Ppl forget Soft Cell wrote a song about Lowratio
https://youtu.be/teLAI_Utp0A
https://twitter.com/kclairerogers/status/1746346571027939747
I do like how Tay Tay rocks the red lipstick
A “bold red lip”as OrangeJello would say.
The more I read this book, the more I think this Dick Nixon fellow might not be on the up and up.
but hes has a dog! and he was on TV with it once!
A REAL man would have named that dog CHESS
“Nixon did what every other politician did. Except he got caught.”
My first year jlaw professor said that, and I’ve never forgotten it.
“Nixon was so crooked it took three aides to screw him into his pants every morning.”
That’s a paraphrase of Hunter S. Thompson, but it’s so true.
Mike McDaniel is so awkward and inarticulate he reminds me of me.
I think his face was frozen
Back in the day when they had Up With People doing the halftime show we played Devo during the break and it synced perfectly.
We’re listening to Devo is what I’m saying.
Are you whipping it?
Somebody’s through being cool.
Whip it good
China laughs in nipple frostbite
I’m just going to dress warmly and start shooting, but the erotic snowball dance is cool too.
Fun Fact: there are rocks inside those snowballs
even andy reids face is frozen. the older i get the faster i want spring and low 70s to get here
How long before your body just says “Fuck you. We’re not playing anymore?”
Bet the Miami defense wishes they had even one starter right now
Oh hey they found a drunk shirtless guy!
“How did you lose your nipples, dad?”
“Well son, I was a dumb, drunken idiot.”
“Nothing has really changed, has it?”
“Shut up and get me a beer.”
And a nipple!
We’ve got plenty of them.
Halftime reading:
Now I would read that.
It’s excellent.
Fine booky-book, I enjoyed it. THOROUGH
I’m pretty sure they’re still well within temperatures that don’t really affect walruses
They like the cold!
Pretty sure it’s affecting the refs’ eyesights.
Ugh, histrionics
That was dumb
I’ve been to snow football games. I think I’d prefer that over no snow but fuck-ass cold.
Agree, snow you just wear a hat and a couple layers
I went to calvin Johnsons last game in January 2016, I was on the third level and it was so cold I couldn’t feel my face
They had tacos though
Looks like an awesome taco though
I chuckled hard.
99% of counties in the US have at least one Mexican restaurant!
Those counties that make up that 1% must suck
They’re probably in Alaska or “Wyoming” and can be considered rounding error
Chiefs fans with their protective eye wear:
KRAKEN! 10 STRAIGHT WINS!
Oops. Only 9. Monday for 10.
After that reception by Kelce, you know Taylor’s cold nipples are fully popped.
She’s a woman and she has likes and needs. God bless her.
C’mon Peacock, I paid $5.99, show me the premium content.
Too cute you fat fuck
AYE
*AYO
“Gashing the Heat”, I think Christy Canyon was in that movie.
Like a fine wine….
She really is. I think she’s hotter now than when she was acting.
“acting” I like that
Fun fact: Christy Canyon was born in Pasadena, CA!
Fun Fact and True Story: Christy Canyon came over to a house I was house-sitting at in Pacific Palisades and all we did was watch an episode of Emergency!
If you consider Thunderbird a fine wine
It’s not the years, it’s the mileage
temps not so cold now with the phins making this a game
Dear god, thanks for boobs.
was seated not that far from her. such a missed opportunity https://www.instagram.com/pamelawx/p/Csyqv0hLuth/?hl=en&img_index=1
Good christ
Whoever runs this account is a goddamn genius.
https://twitter.com/ArtButSports/status/1746346354555654226
My name is Reek.
My name is Sue: How do you do!?
I mean, how do you defend against a guy that can track a long pass better than anyone ever? Tua just launches it and Tyreek finds a way to run under the ball.
The LOLfins are quite operational
Yes, only from playing baseball does one get the necessary skills to pick up a ball from the ground.
still a balmy 7/feels like -3 in Chicago, but of course there has not been a playoff game here for a while
“Jesus left it all on the field.”
Well, he left alot on the cross too . . .
terrible at crossing patterns
Plays like he has a nail on his shoulder . . .
Not a good wide receiver, plays like he has holes in his hands.
Can turn off teammates, walks around like he’s Jesus Christ or something.
No one cares if you can walk on water if you can’t run on the field
Massive scarring around his head has made finding a helmet to fit right very difficult.
Catches balls like he has holes in his hands
Turning Gatorade into wine has affected the team during game time
Refused changing in dressing room, retreats into cave for 3 days after end of game
Reminds me of that old Sam Kinison routine: (I’m paraphrasing)
Angel: “Jesus, they need you back on Earth!”
Jesus: “Sure I’ll go back. JUST AS SOON AS I CAN PLAY THE FUCKING PIANO AGAIN!!!!”
I figured out the trick for watching live.
Queue up a good album and listed on segments while the commercials play.
It works.
I haven’t seen this many frozen dolphins since I visited that Japanese processing ship
So going back to the conversation from the last page,
The ice bowl is still considered colder because of game time temperature, not necessarily wind chill?
Concur.
admittedly, I was not paying enough attention to such detail
/am also high as balls
I’m mid shin but climbing.
Deci goes to bed in 10. I plan to get xtra high
I believe that is the case. I think even windchill-wise this one pales in comparison to some Bengals game where the windchill was something insane like -58 or some shit. I’ll defer to Redshirt on that, and on all things Bengals.
Correct. Freezer Bowl was because of Wind Chill.
Forrest Gregg played in Ice Bowl and coached in Freezer Bowl. He said the Freezer Bowl was worst, but because in Ice Bowl he could move around to keep warm.
Good night for some Pachinko
I took the $6 I could have given Peacock, went out to dinner and put it towards a fantastic linguini with clam sauce.
I regret nothing.
I’m feeling pretty smug about getting NFL+ super cheap and watching the game on a non-Peacock feed even though giving the NFL money at all is really nothing to feel smug about even if it was just $30 and I got Red Zone and every prime time game all season.
Couldn’t be bothered to get Lowratio a new rawhide chew with your largesse, Mr Big Bucks?
I haven’t seen the mouse all day, so I’m assuming Lowratio ate.
Kelce: “Well Taylor, we can warm each other up tonight after the game.”
Taylor: “Um, no.”
Kelce drop – take it off. I want to see those Tay-Tay granny panties
Maybe I’m drunk* but Ol’Princeton Eating Club isn’t an annoying blowhard tonight.
*oh, I’m drunk Buhlee Dat!
I’m doing a semi-arid January and had my first two beers since New Years Eve tonight and lemme tell ya, it’s kind of fun being the cheap date.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tay Tay needs to break up with him for that drop alone.
Hey, so long as his dick still work. – Taylor S., Kansas City, MO
inspired her new hit Song – Drop Em
sometimes, life just hits you in the hands!
Monsters have been fed, the whiny neighbor kid was complaining that my son said he’s better than him. Well kid, you’re right.
A black cowboy is like a unicorn.
JINX!
Quite a few up here in ‘Berta. The locals are only racist against non black cowboys. There is a difference apparently.
Is it like a “One of the Good Ones” ticket?
Somebody needs to put down the camera and start reading.
https://www.blackpast.org/african-american-history/concepts-african-american-history/black-cowboys-in-the-19th-century-west-1850-1900/
I wasn’t aware that unicorns were so common, good for them!
For those who can’t watch Freezer Bowl II
1981 AFC Championship Game: Chargers vs. Bengals | “The Freezer Bowl” | NFL Full Game (youtube.com)
Now I’m worried. If Apple is out, they might put in someone who can actually play that position.
And who’s mom isn’t a lady of the night?
Eli Apple has had enough of the cold, so he’s decided to fake an injury!
SIR! I need your thought on the Territorial Dark Continent Cup!
“Zimbabwe would be the favorites, if they only had the decency to use their former name.”
Fiona Apple really doesn’t have enough body fat to be out there tonight
How does cold weather affect
concussionback injury prone players?brain freeze
Where the hell is
MaestroDr. David Chao?/still the best potential lawsuit we have ever had.
I’ve never been so proud of a cease and desist letter
in andy reid’s element slurping down all those 7-11 slurpies
“It doesn’t affect the players at all, and fuck you for asking the question in the first place.”
-The Shield
Any defender who catches a pickerception tonight should get a 6-figure bonus
JPP got excited when reading this wrong