Moving along. We’ve got more work to do.
To The Game!
Rams/Lions:
-Look at that gorgeous 51.5 O/U! Just as long as it’s not done by one team though. (Final Score 9-3)
-Please Stop: Much will be made of the qb matchup but these fellas have played against one another already. (But it’s the playoffs!, totally different)
-Dichotomy Time: Campbell is your typical old-timey “knock their heads off” kind of coach but he certainly has paid some attention to analytics in that he goes for it on 4th down quite often. As a matter of fact the Lions 34% led the league this year. Of course, with a defense that is so porous, he needs to give his offense more opportunities to score.
-Speaking of, success vs Nacua and Kupp is going to be a game-decider-the Lions have been penalized on passing plays 29 times this year.
-One guy that’s holding up his end is Aidan Hutchinson. I made fun of the media hyping him early in the season when he didn’t have a sack to his name but he’s come on strong, wracking up 5 in the last two games along with a fumble recovery and a 19% pass rush success rate.
-Tight End Talk: Both Higbee and LaPorta are listed as questionable. One is far more intrinsic to his team’s success and I wonder about him. With a hyper-extended knee and a bone bruise, just how much will he be able to do on the field? How well will he be able to run routes? Or is he out there to act as a decoy so that St. Brown can have more room to maneuver? We’ll see.
-I said as early as the 4th week of the season that if things fell right the Rams could be that sneaky good team that gets far because their strengths are so hard to counteract. (felt the same way about Philly for a few weeks also. Oops.) Well, Fatt, Puca, Cooper, Kyren and Aaron, time to prove me right.
Have at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BckCpTPLacc
Day #22
OJ was still an actor the last time Fuck Loins won a playoff game.
How many cigarettes do you think he got for his SAG card?
‘night all. Have fun tomorrow. I’m teaching noon to 9:30 so I’ll miss the games.
Someone from Detroit better go put a lead plate over Bobby Layne’s grave just to make sure.
I SHALL NOT BE DENIED!!!
I would like to once sit quietly in the back of the classroom when Beerguyrob has the floor.
“Now class, when I said, ‘FUCK YOU, BAKER MAYFIELD!’ while you were working on your conjugation worksheets, was that a command statement or an interjection? And, keep in mind that if the principal shows up I accidentally stubbed my toe.”
I’ll be whispering to the students in the back “Hey kid, have you ever of Vietnam? I’ll sell you a Marlboro Light for a dollar.”
Is Melissa Stark worried that she’s going to get lost in some glacier-filled area and need to be easily seen from the air?
Hey, this was a lot of fun. Let’s do it again tomorrow!
Fuck you I’m warming up for SVU!
Southern Vatican University?
I’m going hiking. It’s how MLK would have wanted it.
Welp, we’re getting “snow” in Bmore on Tuesday, and this happy asshole ain’t driving to DC on Wednesday, no fucking way. I’ll be smashing down Miller Lites and hating on the Steelers tomorrow.
Would’ve thought it’d be Natty Bo, just because.
Can’t wait to spend all day at work tomorrow streaming sports.
That must have been very nostalgic for Fatthew, getting to lose in Detroit just like old times
and mccarthy seeing the cowboys lose
DET-PIT Superb Owl
Someone go give Stafford a big giant hug.
which it HAS to be, given all the FAT
So it’s settled.
Detriot is the greatest city in America.
Nicely done, Detroit. Way to break the curse.
Now do what we couldn’t do and finish the job!
Detroit actually has some pretty good junk food: pizza, chili dogs (called Coney Islands), (and I suppose spaghetti sandwiches, which I’ve never had).
Buffalo also has great junk food: forget chicken wings, get a “Beef on Weck” with extra horseradish.
Kansas City has the best BBQ
Cincinnati Chili is the best chili
Saint John’s Newfoundland has the best fish & chips
Los Angeles has the best beef dip and pastrami sandwiches
Baltimore crab cakes
Arlington VA half-smokes
Also Los Angeles street-cart Danger Dogs
In Baltimore, we take a steamed crab and smash it right into your face.
In Northern Virginia we wonder if Baltimore residents can afford to commute here.
Cincinnati chili is awful as fuck. Worse than fuck. Like the most awful idea of food that exists awful.
I will take you to the Hard Times Cafe in Old Town Alexandria and I will treat, and we’ll see what your opinion is after that. This is a standing offer, no expiration.
Coneys are tasty.
Here’s my list of best carriageway food from around the globe:
Best Guinea pig: Lima, Viceroyalty of Peru
Best zebra sandwich: Mafikeng, Bechuanaland
Best hot dog (with real dog): Busan, Korea
Best herring sandwich: Hamburg, Imperial Germany
Best raw oats: John Elway’s press box, Mile High Stadium, Denver, Colorado Territory
Those aren’t fireworks, that’s “celebratory” gunfire out in the parking lots around Ford Field.
Congrats Lions fans! Now don’t go getting murdered on the way home.
last time the lions won a playoff game, we still had maps/globes in the classroom that had the soviet union on them
In Soviet Russia, LioUns fuck on YOU!
The history major in me appreciates this so very much.
Thank goodness for letting anyone into the playoffs these days.
They still have those in Detroit public schools
When I served in the USN we went up against the Soviets. After my service they quit being a country. Coincidence?
RAWR goes the Lioun!
We all know who the Lions beat 32 years ago, right?
I’ll give you a hint: they got curb-stomped by the Packers earlier today.
THE EMBLEM OF THE EMPIRE WILL NOT BE DENIED TONIGHT! ALL HAIL THE FUCK LIONS!
Refs gonna hit Lions with excessive celebration penalty.
Someone tap on Martha Ford’s iron lung and let her know what’s about to happen.
Welp, fuck all this.
Game. Set. Blouses.
Congrats to the fuck lioUns.
How much do I hate Cris?
Enought htat I would take the time to sharpen a rubber spatula so I could plung it through his eye socket
St Brown is a grown ass man!
Buster’s bollocks just dropped!
Martha Ford is working up a scathing, taunting telegram to send to Virginia McCaskey right now.
How can you make a spaghetti sandwich, when spaghetti already IS a sandwich?
It’s just sandwiches all the way down
Next week, instead of one of these teams, we’re gonna get the Matt Patricia Eagles or the Todd Bowles Buccs next week.
So how do the Lions screw this up, resulting in the Rams winning on a last second field goal?
I’m looking forward to Travis Kelce’s fall from greatness.
The resulting album is going to be epic.
Picking up on the JFK theme…
https://twitter.com/SiClancy/status/1746733558108913822
Looks like we’re just about finished boarding, I ended up being on the ground for the game after all, just not in the city I expected, lol
I hope you laughed out loud while typing that.
Is Jared Goff Elite?
The Rams’ punter is #42???
Two first downs and home free. Bet they don’t even get one.
Well, I can’t complain about the non=PI call.
Because I’m paralyzed with rage over that non-PI call.
Good hold/PI.
The forearm shiver at the end was pretty good too.
I’ve got no volume.
I’m seeing this all with new eyes. I can’t believe people bet on this.
“[Hic] That little boy they showed in the crowd sure has the blood rushing to MY [Hic] MY PENIS!”
– Attorneys Representing Dr David Chao
A Playoff Game seems like a bad time for a officiating crew to have their first game.
Fucking Amateur Hour.
“TIGER! [HIC] COME OVER HERE AND LET ME STAB YOU IN THE HEART TO FIX THAT!! [HIC]”
-Dr David Chao
Owwwwwwuch
Fuck my knee just hurts looking at that
Well, Higbee is lucky that he doesn’t have a broken leg after that hit
Higbee’s knee just went kablooie on that tackle.
Can we have both of these teams advance instead of the Eagles or Buccs?
How was that not a flag?
Well, Tyler Higbee’s dead.
Yikes!
What was that spaghetti sandwich they showed coming out of the break?
“Mom’s Spaghetti” is a restaurant in Detroit apparently owned by Eminem.
it’s supposed to be pretty good, all visual evidence to the contrary.
Pure blasphemy. that’s what that garbage was.
Yes yes i know but can i try it so i understand what you hate?
C’mon, Fuck Loins…
Well, family dinner is over. This game looks poorly for the Lions right now.
Watching “Italian” food made like this makes my heart hurt.
I use sodium and cholestoral for that!
Mom’s Spaghetti!