Welcome back to the festivities! Are the pizza, pills and booze at the ready? I’m sure they are. Let’s go.
To The Game!
Packers/Cowboys:
-Huh. I didn’t realize that Love finished #2 (gross!) in TD passes this year. How he did that with starters Watson and Doubs being banged up most of the time and tight ends Musgrave and Kraft being serviceable but nothing special tells me that there is more to come. Especially with Wicks and Reed stepping up as rookies.
-Harbinger?: Green Bay is 5-0 at AT&T Stadium. Of course getting the W today is a hard ask given the way that Dallas has played at home this year.
-Dallas Never Gets The Calls!: Au contraire, mon chou-chou. The team led the league in first downs via penalty flags with a robust 43.
-Reminder: It’s a bit hard to believe that this young-ish Packers squadoo was dead in the water at one point. After nine games they were sitting at 3-6.
-The rumor has yet to be confirmed but Micah Parsons eats planets for breakfast.
-Personal Observation: I don’t want Jerry Jones to have any nice things. I won’t be taking any questions.
-Though Green Bay is on a roll, so is Jaire Alexander’s ankle. He’s a game-timer and should he not be able to play there’s no way Lamb lies down in Arlington.
-Much will be made of the playoff history between these teams and for once I think it’s warranted. There’s been several memorable tilts but they’re also tied in second place in all-time playoff wins with 36.
Show me what you got.
mccarthys mind right now
I want to hear the boos
I didn’t know a Packer was a train mascot, but they must be because they are ending the Cowboys.
I missed all of this. Bluebunny or Ham?
Yes
Stats say Ham. My previous experience smells ice cream sammiches.
Both
27-3 would be funnier than 27-0
That was almost the most playoff cowboys thing
Second most playoff cowboys way for the half to end, not getting the kick off on time
Welp, start the Hoodie and Jerrah posts.
Cowboys wishing they had thrown a couple games to get the Buccs right about now
So somehow I went to the whole season not knowing who the cowboys OC was.
Schottenheimer’s kid choking in the playoffs makes all kinds of sense now
Dak may actually end up canned after this game.
BAILOUT FLAG
Clearly the master strategy of “wear out the GB kickoff coverage team” is bearing fruit.
Put in Trey Lance
to paraphrase a certain douchebag on twitter awhile back, this has been a terrible weekend of football, but this is tremendous content
I hate Football
When the Cowboys start playing it, let me know.
Blame Lamb for that obe too, Dak.
HERE WE GO INDEED
Bahahahaha. Best 20 dollars I ever spent!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In need of an upgrade at qb-time to put Ben DiNucci in.
Delightful!
Game blouses
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Beav is getting Bud Kilmered at halftime.
Overheard “I love seeing Dallas fail”
Live video of collinsworth warming up to call another decade of green bay games on Sunday nights
I will upvote anything with Diora Baird
makes a note for sexy Friday
I’ll hold ya too that
Jerrah wants to put back into his coffin.
pack was in the shadows of their goal line. went and got firewood. come back, sit down, and love throws a 20 yard td pass
mike mccarthy is getting shot by jerrah at halftime
Will McCarthy still have his job after halftime?
need more Jerrah cam gawd dammit
Have the after game ice cream delivered directly into Blue Bunnie’s car. And make it all flavors he hates.
Trolled by the bumper music
DOINK!
Today is a wonderful day.
So this has been a fun game, but I still have 45 minutes before boarding so would have been nice if it was a little longer
Well this should alleviate pressure on dinner timing.
This is embarrassing
how bout them cowboys
TV needs a button where you can just mute the coloUr commentator. It would solve everything.
it needs to fucking end. its a goddamn assault coming through my television speaker at this point.
Dallas is well on their way to losing big at home. Is someone monitoring Skip Bayliss’ blood pressure, or have we decided to save blood pressure monitors for less deplorable people?
Can’t bet on his bp if we don’t monitor it!
I am watching him on Elon’s hellscape. He is having a normal one.
🤣🤣
Maybe they added TOO MUCH water?
Wow. Fucking mute button. Jesus Christ. I can’t take this shit anymore. Every god damn one of these meathead ex-players needs to be swept out of the profession completely. Mushbrained fucking dipshits.
here comes the fumble for Dallas.
Ok who slept with CeeDee Lamb’s gf? Nothing else makes sense.
I bet on his props. It was me. After hitting my parlay last night Gamblor is a cruel mistress.
(JR voice) “Good God, King! That’s Bill Belichick’s music!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccmzFZebzkI&pp=ygUVdW5kZXJ0YWtlciAxOTk5IHRoZW1l
Bill going to change it up with an American Team Badass phase and come out in a motorcycle with McCartethys wife on back
Aaron Jones is having too much fun and I’m gere fir it.
Where’s my thumn meducine?
Fuck you dak.
You can throw like a combined 18 touchdowns to keep me out of the fantasy playoffs then you turn around and spot 14 points to the most annoying fanbase in the Midwest?
There’s only so much one ham can do
Play-off Dak and Regular Season Dak are very different players.
Skip Bayless will throw away another jersey at halftime.
hopefully this time while he’s wearing it
Hopefstraight into an incinerator.
He has conceded the loss already.
Acid pressure hose, please
Lamb would have been open if Dak had waited