Welcome back to the festivities! Are the pizza, pills and booze at the ready? I’m sure they are. Let’s go.
To The Game!
Packers/Cowboys:
-Huh. I didn’t realize that Love finished #2 (gross!) in TD passes this year. How he did that with starters Watson and Doubs being banged up most of the time and tight ends Musgrave and Kraft being serviceable but nothing special tells me that there is more to come. Especially with Wicks and Reed stepping up as rookies.
-Harbinger?: Green Bay is 5-0 at AT&T Stadium. Of course getting the W today is a hard ask given the way that Dallas has played at home this year.
-Dallas Never Gets The Calls!: Au contraire, mon chou-chou. The team led the league in first downs via penalty flags with a robust 43.
-Reminder: It’s a bit hard to believe that this young-ish Packers squadoo was dead in the water at one point. After nine games they were sitting at 3-6.
-The rumor has yet to be confirmed but Micah Parsons eats planets for breakfast.
-Personal Observation: I don’t want Jerry Jones to have any nice things. I won’t be taking any questions.
-Though Green Bay is on a roll, so is Jaire Alexander’s ankle. He’s a game-timer and should he not be able to play there’s no way Lamb lies down in Arlington.
-Much will be made of the playoff history between these teams and for once I think it’s warranted. There’s been several memorable tilts but they’re also tied in second place in all-time playoff wins with 36.
Show me what you got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
Lowratio’s in for a rougher than normal few days….
Dynamite job by Dan Quinn clearing his schedule.
McCarthy will be needing Packers to clean out his office after this debacle.
Just tuning in to see the DOINK. Haha
Been getting rid of all the Christmas stuff in the house and with it gone, there’s all this stuff to be cleaned that was blocked before.
Waiting for the Instant pots stew to be done whilst quaffing day 5 of my advent beer calendar
Good to see Dallas being Dallas in the playoffs
Bumper music trolling teh 2nd…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
Whoops – great minds, etc. 😉
Just embarrassing.
They’re going to have to run active shooter drills just to get McCarthy out of the stadium.
How are these guys so wide open? Good loving!
I thought that someone fell.
WOW
Jebus Christo!
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39-16 is scoragami, can we see a fg and safety for gb?
Did they finally put Blandino in the booth because of how wrong Greg Olsen has been all game?
That bumper music brought back some damn good memories. Wolfmother was a great Aussie band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3afXXsJwYZo
DOINK!
Nawt looking like the Cowboys sort of day . . .
This may be the worst day in Texas history.
Oof…lemme check my history book. It’s here…back and to the left
DOINK makes his presence known in the Dallas/Ft Worth area
BONGGGGGG
I kinda want that for my ring tone, just not sure if it would be loud enough
Hail Shanklor!
YES PRAISE SHAN’KLOR
THIS GAME RULES
Oh Doink…you so crazy
LOLdoink
Hey Shanky! Nice to see you!
Just start over with Lance and draft a qb. We should be able to get good picks for Lamb and Parsons.
These guys are living on another planet
Now you’re starting to understand how Trump happened
Live in Ohio. Can confirm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilcRS5eUpwk&pp=ygUVem9vbGFuZGVyIGNyYXp5IHBpbGxz
Dallas needs to hurry up and score so the Packers can get back on the field and embarrass the Dallas Defense
Not wrong there.
As it was written, so let it be done.
Laporta active!
Personally, I blame the “BE LOVE” helmets. NAWT FARE
Are they made of latex?
Shouldn’t there be something in the uniform regulations about not wearing towels, etc. that can be easily mistaken for ref flags?
Refs got new orders during half time.
So has anyone made an Uvalde reference during this Cowboys game?
shoulda saved it for this game, wouldve made more sense
Cowboy fans, by running away without shooting their mouths
Cowboys waiting as long as those cops to take action….
Wakey! You’ve survived Cold-ageddon?
Barely!
I did groceries on Thursday and have been hibernating since.
How’re you doing on your end?
Cold as fuck but surviving! Have to get you down to The Ship for futbol soon!!!
Refs getting blamed for a blowout on Blogging The Boys. Quality comedy over there.
Are they silent on the insane amount of penalties Dallas is getting away with on this drive?
BeerguyRob is walking around downtown Vancouver with a Packers bandana around his wang. Funny, he doesn’t stand out from the locals.
It’s too fucking cold for that. Can’t have all my shortcomings out on display like that.
LI-MU BI-MU…and me.
Can those Microsoft Surface tablets get LinkedIn for McCarthy to look for a new gig?
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Does he have the qualifications to be a Blue Bunny Quality Control Inspector?
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“I’LL WIN A SUPER BOWL ON MY DADGUMMED OWN AND BE MY OWN GOTTDAMMED STAR! YEEEEEeeeeeeHAAAAAAAWWWWwwwww I AM FUCKIN’ CRAAAAAAAZZZZYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
White smoke rising from Jerral’s World must mean a new head coach has been named.
Aaron Jones has a sideline guy who puts on the sunglasses for him. GB ain’t losing in DAL.
Is it Jerrah’s guy from a few years ago?
That was Jones’s son in law! Covered the monthly groveling quota with that onmy.
I did nawt expect this Love kid to turn out so well
Unexpected Love children surprise everyone.
Former cps worker agrees
I see what yo7 did there. 🏆
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iqLhdInGrk
WHEN the Packers fuck this up, I suggest we burn down the state of Wisconsin.
Gimme 2 hour notice to clear out.
…and get torches
… 1 hour. I don’t need the word getting out risk being overrun by cheese loving migrants
I could make upper Michigan in that.
we thought yew was in Indy??
I speak no moar of that place. I returned last summer.
Fondue it!
Am I crazy, or is ROOKIE CJ Stroud the only playoff QB who can complete short, behind the LOS passes?
THIS GREEN BAY TEAM, I CALL THEM THE EARP FAMILY BECAUSE THEY ARE HUNTING DOWN AND STRAIGHT MURDERING THESE COWBOYS
GREEN BAY TEAM, I CALL THEM THE EARP FAMILY BECAUSE THEY ARE HUNTING DOWN AND STRAIGHT
I’ll take “things I couldn’t say at this time last year” for 300, alex
Did Jerral even cancel the halftime “Celebration of Cowpersonhood” ceremony?
Double breasted jackets look only works for law enforcement or tgeatre fascists. Sorry Erin Andrees.
Can Dallas please get Jimmy back as coach! He knows how to motivate.
Something Something jerry and mike
I’m tired of this GB knows how to draft QBs narrative.
Three completely different administrations were involved, and so far this current one is only lucky…in love.
Double J is signing that last check for McCarthy
three possession game