Wild Card Weekend Boogaloo: Packers/Cowboys Edition

Welcome back to the festivities! Are the pizza, pills and booze at the ready? I’m sure they are. Let’s go.

To The Game!

Packers/Cowboys:

-Huh. I didn’t realize that Love finished #2 (gross!) in TD passes this year. How he did that with starters Watson and Doubs being banged up most of the time and tight ends Musgrave and Kraft being serviceable but nothing special tells me that there is more to come. Especially with Wicks and Reed stepping up as rookies.

-Harbinger?: Green Bay is 5-0 at AT&T Stadium. Of course getting the W today is a hard ask given the way that Dallas has played at home this year.

-Dallas Never Gets The Calls!: Au contraire, mon chou-chou. The team led the league in first downs via penalty flags with a robust 43.

-Reminder: It’s a bit hard to believe that this young-ish Packers squadoo was dead in the water at one point. After nine games they were sitting at 3-6.

-The rumor has yet to be confirmed but Micah Parsons eats planets for breakfast.

-Personal Observation: I don’t want Jerry Jones to have any nice things. I won’t be taking any questions.

-Though Green Bay is on a roll, so is Jaire Alexander’s ankle. He’s a game-timer and should he not be able to play there’s no way Lamb lies down in Arlington.

-Much will be made of the playoff history between these teams and for once I think it’s warranted. There’s been several memorable tilts but they’re also tied in second place in all-time playoff wins with 36.

Show me what you got.

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WCS

Lowratio’s in for a rougher than normal few days….

Don T

Dynamite job by Dan Quinn clearing his schedule.

LemonJello

McCarthy will be needing Packers to clean out his office after this debacle.

Game Time Decision

Just tuning in to see the DOINK. Haha
Been getting rid of all the Christmas stuff in the house and with it gone, there’s all this stuff to be cleaned that was blocked before.
Waiting for the Instant pots stew to be done whilst quaffing day 5 of my advent beer calendar
Good to see Dallas being Dallas in the playoffs

King Hippo

Bumper music trolling teh 2nd…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

Petronel

Whoops – great minds, etc. 😉

Spur

Just embarrassing.

Beerguyrob

They’re going to have to run active shooter drills just to get McCarthy out of the stadium.

litre_cola

I thought that someone fell.

Petronel

WOW

NotShogunButShogun

Jebus Christo!

Redshirt

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Doktor Zymm

39-16 is scoragami, can we see a fg and safety for gb?

Beerguyrob

Did they finally put Blandino in the booth because of how wrong Greg Olsen has been all game?

litre_cola

That bumper music brought back some damn good memories. Wolfmother was a great Aussie band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3afXXsJwYZo

Brocky

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Beerguyrob

DOINK!

Downfield Matriculator

Nawt looking like the Cowboys sort of day . . .

LemonJello

This may be the worst day in Texas history.

NotShogunButShogun

Oof…lemme check my history book. It’s here…back and to the left

LemonJello

DOINK makes his presence known in the Dallas/Ft Worth area

Petronel

BONGGGGGG

Game Time Decision

I kinda want that for my ring tone, just not sure if it would be loud enough

Wakezilla

Hail Shanklor!

WCS

YES PRAISE SHAN’KLOR

THIS GAME RULES

NotShogunButShogun

Oh Doink…you so crazy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

LOLdoink

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Now you’re starting to understand how Trump happened

Spur

Dallas needs to hurry up and score so the Packers can get back on the field and embarrass the Dallas Defense

litre_cola

Not wrong there.

NotShogunButShogun

As it was written, so let it be done.

litre_cola

Laporta active!

King Hippo

Personally, I blame the “BE LOVE” helmets. NAWT FARE

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are they made of latex?

Petronel

Shouldn’t there be something in the uniform regulations about not wearing towels, etc. that can be easily mistaken for ref flags?

ArmedandHammered

Refs got new orders during half time.

Wakezilla

So has anyone made an Uvalde reference during this Cowboys game?

fleshwound_NPG

shoulda saved it for this game, wouldve made more sense

Don T

Cowboy fans, by running away without shooting their mouths

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Cowboys waiting as long as those cops to take action….

litre_cola

Wakey! You’ve survived Cold-ageddon?

Wakezilla

Barely!

I did groceries on Thursday and have been hibernating since.

How’re you doing on your end?

litre_cola

Cold as fuck but surviving! Have to get you down to The Ship for futbol soon!!!

Wakezilla

Are they silent on the insane amount of penalties Dallas is getting away with on this drive?

litre_cola

BeerguyRob is walking around downtown Vancouver with a Packers bandana around his wang. Funny, he doesn’t stand out from the locals.

Beerguyrob

It’s too fucking cold for that. Can’t have all my shortcomings out on display like that.

Petronel

LI-MU BI-MU…and me.

clint greasewood

Can those Microsoft Surface tablets get LinkedIn for McCarthy to look for a new gig?


NotShogunButShogun

This site has been blocked by your Administrator.

LemonJello

Does he have the qualifications to be a Blue Bunny Quality Control Inspector?

Redshirt

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LemonJello

“I’LL WIN A SUPER BOWL ON MY DADGUMMED OWN AND BE MY OWN GOTTDAMMED STAR! YEEEEEeeeeeeHAAAAAAAWWWWwwwww I AM FUCKIN’ CRAAAAAAAZZZZYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

LemonJello

White smoke rising from Jerral’s World must mean a new head coach has been named.

Don T

Aaron Jones has a sideline guy who puts on the sunglasses for him. GB ain’t losing in DAL.

litre_cola

Is it Jerrah’s guy from a few years ago?

Don T

That was Jones’s son in law! Covered the monthly groveling quota with that onmy.

Doktor Zymm

I did nawt expect this Love kid to turn out so well

WCS

Unexpected Love children surprise everyone.

NotShogunButShogun

Former cps worker agrees

Don T

I see what yo7 did there. 🏆

WCS
King Hippo

WHEN the Packers fuck this up, I suggest we burn down the state of Wisconsin.

NotShogunButShogun

Gimme 2 hour notice to clear out.
…and get torches

Brocky

… 1 hour. I don’t need the word getting out risk being overrun by cheese loving migrants

NotShogunButShogun

I could make upper Michigan in that.

King Hippo

we thought yew was in Indy??

NotShogunButShogun

I speak no moar of that place. I returned last summer.

Doktor Zymm

Fondue it!

Don T

Am I crazy, or is ROOKIE CJ Stroud the only playoff QB who can complete short, behind the LOS passes?

LemonJello

THIS GREEN BAY TEAM, I CALL THEM THE EARP FAMILY BECAUSE THEY ARE HUNTING DOWN AND STRAIGHT MURDERING THESE COWBOYS

Brocky

GREEN BAY TEAM, I CALL THEM THE EARP FAMILY BECAUSE THEY ARE HUNTING DOWN AND STRAIGHT

I’ll take “things I couldn’t say at this time last year” for 300, alex

King Hippo

Did Jerral even cancel the halftime “Celebration of Cowpersonhood” ceremony?

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Don T

Double breasted jackets look only works for law enforcement or tgeatre fascists. Sorry Erin Andrees.

Spur

Can Dallas please get Jimmy back as coach! He knows how to motivate.

Brocky

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Something Something jerry and mike

NotShogunButShogun

I’m tired of this GB knows how to draft QBs narrative.
Three completely different administrations were involved, and so far this current one is only lucky…in love.

Spur

Double J is signing that last check for McCarthy

Don T

three possession game
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