This is your last chance to fill your eyebulbs with that sweet, sweet man meat. (ewww…) I’m with WCS in that there should be three days of doubleheaders this weekend. It’s a good idea and that’s why it won’t be adopted.
A Personal Thingy: I was watching earlier in the season for my total posts number to reach a certain level. How close did I pay attention? Well, this is my 1,013th try at a game intro. (and some other stuff as well) That’s a ton of words skipped over by tens of eyes! Seriously, thanks for putting up with my garbage, I’ve enjoyed it immensely.
To The Game!
Eagles/Bucs:
-How inspiring is this matchup? Well, last week Philly was blown out by the Giants and Tampa put all of 9 points up against Carolina. Talk about bottom-feeder playoffs squadoos…
-Numbers Don’t Lie: You know, sometimes they do but not in this circumstance-the Eagles are 31st against the pass. The mystery lies in what team could possibly be worse.
-If you said that the Bucs are the only NFC team to make the postseason the last four years you’d be correct and are probably a wealth of useless trivia.
-Philly fans got what they screamed incessantly about when Sean Desai was shunted to the side. Only thing was, Matt Patricia nudged a struggling defense towards ‘hapless’. Anyone remember that impenetrable run D that limited teams to 66.5 yards per? Since the bye that number has ballooned (more than doubled!) to 145.1.
-Meanwhile, the Bucs O has been struggling lately-after scoring 30 on Christmas Eve they’ve cobbled together a mere 22 over the last two tilts.
Enjoy if you can!
Refs got a phone call at halftime from NFL HQ. Herr Goodell has spoken.
I kinda want EVERY quarterback’s helmet plastic to explode like candy glass now.
Good god yes
If Laura Rutledge missed her window in broadcasting, she’s the centerfold in Iron Horse magazine.
Not a classy mag like Easyriders?
This made me chortle.
Oui?
That’s a lot of bourbon, said anyone ever to me.
Fuck off, you fucking fuck, is what I sadi in sresponse.
Like, I know we’re not supposed to care about award shows, but Rhea Seehorn getting boned out of an Emmy in her last shot for BCS is a fucking CRIME.
Jennifer Coolidge is entertaining enough, but she ain’t exactly acting in the White Lotus.
You coulda Ashlii Babbitted that comment after the second comma.
If I were to call my godfather right now – a born and bred Irish Philadelphian – I know he would use the most cutting and hurtful of Philadelphian phrases about the Eagles: These fuckin bums.
Baker head into the locker room for another dose of “vitamins” and prepare for the 2nd half.
Baker Mayfield: Plays a season in the NFC South
MNF Girle: Baker Mayfield says he’s never felt more comfortable playing in the NFL…..
That was a good facemask, IMO.
Fuck you trying to run that shit on a Todd Bowles defense, Philadelphia! That man has seen darkness. That man isn’t going to be pushed off the line on like that challenge just suggested was the intent.
Am I little Don_T in a town with legal marijuana sales right now?
MAY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
if the ass push isnt working for the iggles might as well forfeit
You’re saying they’ve surrendered the booty?
HARF HARF THE BEN JUST PUSH HARDER
Couldn’t get right with the bitchign about the facemask. If you’re going to try that play, okay, but all penalties are suspended in taht scrum.
…huh
finally a dallas makes a playoff game interesting this week
Today Dallas looking better than yesterday Dallas
Julio Jones: Questionable with a back injury
-Miami Medical Staff
This game sponge-worthy? I should think NOT
THis is why we have Gamblor.
Nap time? Nap time
Poor timing
You’re not flying the plane right now, are you Dok?
7 teams in 5 seasons? Damn.
Papa was a rolling stone…
Sirianni on a hot seat or the hottest seat if the Eagles DDT themselves tonight?
My guess is it’ll be a Silent Spring.
In that he’ll get ripped apart.
/Boom, it’s actually a Jamison Go robot joke!
Off topic, but I saw a team whyachi sticker on a van yesterday. Indiana plates
Thought you’d appreciate it
He gone.
Is Brady playing in this game? No? Then I don’t need to hear or see a gottdammed thing about him tonight, do I?
Was this a test?
Kinda, just a very versatile gif that I had stored in my phone
I saw him on screen, didn’t need sound to know there were probably slobbing noises goning on.
80 yd Evans TD incoming
So he’s gonna lose 30 yards first?
College era PirateSloth was a Buccaneers fan, because of my Piratey ways – also because I was living in Savannah and was not about to be a Falcons or Jaguar fan, but could still watch Bucs games on a regular basis.
There will be no clean sheet tonight.
/looks down in shame
“If I had a nickel for all the cookie crumbs in Eli’s bedding…”
-Olivia Manning
“Funny, I don’t remember buying any chocolate chip” – Olivia Manning after a moments thought.
Somebody told the Iggles D that the Bucs all have cooties or something.
Ewwwwww
Eli agrees with you.
He’s 85 years old? Someone get him a fucking chair for something.
Does Old Sparky still work?
Well, there you go. The one and only playoff team to lose at home this weekend? The Dallas Non-Gendered Cowpersons.
If you don’t care about pronunciation BLEERGH rhymes withs BIRDS. Just saying.
Philly is embarrassing the entire NFC East. And yes, I watched yesterday.
The secondary is as advertised.
Non-existent?
Slay and 3 guys they picked up outside the Home Depot on the way to the stadium.
/outside Home Depot
Patricia: “Hey you. Yeah you. Chico, you know how to play defense? Defense. Three hundred pesos. Play defense.”
/see, not only is he a shit coach, he’s also a racist piece of shit
//shorted him on the $300 too
Bye Iggles Bye
Baker possessed by the spirit of the Sex Dragon?
Lincoln Riley, looking rough. Why is he in MRSA-ville?
Baker probably owes him money.
He’ll put that ass on the STREET until he works that money back
I do not know why, but I am gettting a mental image of Linguists in the far future who have made theses in the study of an offshoot of English known as Hippospeak.
the BLOOD GODS demand it!!
I thought the whole point of adding another game is to avoid 9 win division champions
nfc south: challenge accepted! eternally!
be happy they have a winning record
No
lol no, it was money
“Whoa, double digits? What are you, some kind of machine?” -Tank Division
*Checks TVGuide*
This is a tackle football playoff game, right?
Welcome to the NFL!
dont totally hate the eagles
but it was glorious that day to see that asshole of a stadium, that ended many a career and caused waaaay more cte, get what it deserved
+2 Wendell Davis knees.
as insufferable as kc/buf is gonna be next week
the swifties are about to witness for the first time the majesty of bills mafia and flaming table choke slams and pink dildos thrown onto the field of play
Bills mafia is gonna put her through a table like the dudley boys
Its a good thing they started this game. The more they showed the Bucs fans, the less I wanted them to win.
I sincerely hope Baker Mayfield blows the Eagles out. I think that’d be the funniest outcome for all of us.
So why is Ric Flair in Tampa Bay again? Does he have friends there or is he just drunk again?
its florida, hes old, avoiding taxes (again)
He actually lives there. I know, really surprising news.
Yes.
He’s broke and needs the speaking fees
All this talk about ribs has got Andy Reid’s mouth watering.
“…and the thought of having an entire buffalo next week. oh? going to buffalo?”
-a. reid
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I just saw the dislocated finger!
There’s no need to summon the dread dark lord Cthullu, sir.
(watching the Iowa Caucus Results)
I respectfully disagree.
no way nikki pulls this off over trump. we hit our schadenfreude quota yesterday with the cowboys
Best she can hope for is a close 2nd in IA and another close 2nd and maybe a 1st in NH. The sooner she can get DeSantis to quit, the better she has a chance to pull off the upset.
In other delusional news, I fully expect one of my lottery numbers to hit fairly soon.
I want Baker Mayfield to win a SuperBowl and when presented the trophy shouts “Fuck you, Haslan!”.
Whoever wins Super Bowl MVP should do this.
Since the trade, does Baker now live on the pirate ship?
I’d imagine him like John Rambo, living on the land until fate forces his hand.
That would be a much more funny commercial than living in the stadium.
Damn, Rick Flair looks {and is} old.
Speaking of old wrestlers…
WWE legend Hulk Hogan helps rescue teenage girl involved in car crash: ‘He has a big heart’ (msn.com)
It was either to say that or a libel lawsuit.
Adjust your bets accordingly.
They just announced the KC@BUF match and I’m already sick of the buildup.
Run up the Jolly Roger and prepare to repel boarders!
I thought that was for Chefs/Fins!
Go Birds. Time to dust off the Asomugha jersey.