Which is to say, tonight is night 4 of 7 gigs in 8 days. (Unfortunately, my Friday rehearsal fell through, or else it would have been 8 straight.)

Is it something I want to do? Yes, but it doesn’t help when I’m running the morning job, or yesterday, still putting in a half-day of studio teaching instead of what I’m expecting to do, a shit-ton of makeups during spring break. Where I’ve worn my suit to work every day this week so far, which, like, in the corporate world is a thing unless you have Biz-Cas-Fri, but I work in a community college music department, so that’s not a thing. Also the Weaselo “Can I Afford to Put This in my Roth Yet?” war chest has emptied a bit after taxes. (The answer is “not until my car insurance resets next August, until then I unfortunately need more liquid investments.” Paging the Jalen Ramsey Show!)

Okay, non-Weaselo news:

-Probably not Otto Man aka Sir Not-Appearing-on-this-Website, Chiefsaholic (real name Xaviar Babudar) was ordered to pay $10.8 million to a bank teller he threatened. As he only reportedly stole $800k this is more to make sure that any attempted clout chasing from this doesn’t profit him.

-Josh Allen (the Jaguars one) signed to a 5-150M deal.

-Eagles–Packers Week 1, in Brazil. (São Paulo to be exact.) It’ll be the first Week 1 Friday game in over 50 years.

-Not NFL-news: The Arizona Coyotes might end up relocating to Salt Lake City.

What’s on tonight?
Obligatorily putting baseball up top:
Jackson Holliday Debut Time! (BAL vs. BOS, 7:00, MLBN)
SELL THE TEAM vs. “One Team, Two Team, Red Team or Blue Team?” (OAK vs. TEX, 8:00, MLBN)

That time I showed Senorita Weaselo the Lazlo Holmes video while describing what a line brawl is:
“Hey, everyone’s magically healing from LTIR!” vs. McJesus & Pals (feat. Hyman) (VGK vs. EDM, 8:30, TNT—hey, it wasn’t an Euler joke this week!)

Not SlamBall:
Luka Doing Luka Shit vs. “The Culture is Damn Good” (at specifically cheap-shotting the Knicks, YEAH I SAID IT) (DAL vs. MIA, 7:40, ESPN)
IMPORTANT WESTERN CONFERENCE GAME! “You’re a wolf, and your name begins with T.” vs. “…of pot.” (MIN vs. DEN, 10:00, ESPN)

Do we care about CONCACAF when it isn’t MLS? (CONCACAF Cup)
Pachuca vs. Herediano (8:15, FS1)
Monterrey vs. “If Messi doesn’t play, does it really count?” (10:30, FS1)

Hot damn, it’s ESPN the Ocho! (on ESPNEWS)
-Slippery Stairs 2023 (7:00)
-Axe Throwing (8:00)
-Omegaball (lesser footy MELEE, which is to say there are 3 teams, 5-aside, and no offside) (9:00)
-MLTT (Major League Table Tennis) (11:00)

Where in the world is Senor Weaselo? Brooklyn tonight, nothing too special. The annoying thing is it’s just early enough that if I went home, I’d have to go right back out.

Where in the world are you? Right here, of course!