Yeah, I figure I should probably do that before the Euros start.
Okay, news!
-500s extend WR Nico Collins, 3 years, $72.75M, $52M guaranteed.
-Vikes re-sign G Dalton Risner to a one-year deal.
And now, sports:
Definitely not Mika Zibanejad making costly turnovers in overtime:
Weastern Conference Finals, Game 4: Dallas Sports Streak vs. “Oh, save me, McJebus!” (DAL vs. EDM, Stars lead 2-1, 8:30, TNT)
No. No basketball later. Suck it Pacers (though I feel dirty about the Celtics winning too).… Wait, there’s WNBA action? Okay fine.
Quicksilver vs. Oxidized Copper (PHX vs. NYL, 7:00, CBSSN)
Obligatorily cursing out Amazon Prime:
PAY JUAN SOTO vs. SELL THE TEAM, ARTE (NYY vs. LAA, 9:35, Amazon Prime)
And there’s lesser, lesser, much lesser footy (MLS) on Apple TV and FS1, but who really cares about that?
Las Vegas, Nevada
36,000 ft
https://ibb.co/pXkCDd5
My in-flight movie: “Raging Bull” (1980)
I’m ready to beat the shit out of the other passengers.
https://ibb.co/jhLdbL7
CANZONE!!!
?1593702885
Over South Dakota:
https://ibb.co/fYCwBT1
Can see Kristi Noem’s dead dog if you squint.
Alaska by sea, just to north of Katchikan
SELL THE TEAM, ARTE
Thank you, feel seen
Because all the Spam t-shirts aren’t easily noticeable.
TRUE. No idea where anyone is, Pennywise.
THESE DALLAS STARS, I CALL THEM HORATIO, BECAUSE THEY JUST GOT FUCKED BY A SHORTY
Ugh, I hate Jarome Iginla.
An almost empty container of Tide Pods
Arlington Virginia
I’m gonna submit this to a bunch of photo contests under various assumed and artsy names and see how the chips fall. I may even claim it’s a posthumous submission, which is gold with the judges. They love that shit.
https://ibb.co/YQfHHB0
May I suggest the title “The Last Supper”?
You’ve got the Charlottesville vote locked up, they love taking care of a load of Whites.
& leaky tiki torches can leave such unsightly stains!!
Back from wonderful vacationland (Boo!)
Was looking over the request line (nice req’s, yinz all)
Was the puzzle song Rush’s “Roll Them Bones”, as requested by 2Pak? Didn’t see the answer.
(has 100 saxophones in the lyrics)
HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!
@BeefReeferLives well done.
Woo! Thanks for letting me know.
DAL-EDM trying to go banana cakes early
[takes a rip from the bong]
why would i recuse simply because of a flag? what is a flag other than a bit of fabric? where does one piece of fabric end and the fabric of the universe begin? who am i to know and who are you to tell me
LoL
https://youtu.be/eMK4cfXj5c0?si=2IDf5nv3Z0CzHuvd
“Look, my wife is an independent person with rights and autonomy, I can’t tell her to take down a flag on our property just because it supports insurrection!”
Oh, ok, well, my wife would like to control her own body.
“Lol, no.”
Oh SNAP!
\passes the bong to C. Thomas who takes a blast and then continues
“Like, yeah man, it’s, like, a flag with a TREE on it, man. Why do y’all hate trees so much? What’s wrong with TREES, man???”
Thomas passes the bong to Barrett, who grimaces and says “dude, is this a pubic hair you left on here?”
Kavanaugh laughs hysterically and high-fives Thomas.
Fuck Fredbird and his fellow MAGA assholes
Milwaukee
https://ibb.co/xYDmHwT
Milwaukee has had its share of visitors.
I flew over it.
Dammit, Brick
It’s Algonquin, “the good land.”
Gumbygirl, hopefully the image will come through, but there is soon to be a stream of classic cartoons including Johnny Quest, the Real Ghost busters.
Sorry, very, very gargoyled.
I can read it. What that channel needs is some Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, and then it would be perfection! Sadly I won’t get to see it, Youtube TV doesn’t carry MeTV.
It does not start for awhile and is ad supported, so it may be a free streamer.
Cool! Thanks for sharing!
“Remember Alf? He’s back, in animated series form”
Goddamn worthless-ass “says gif but not really image”
Take 2:
Really looking forward to the original Scooby Doo, The Real Ghostbusters, and uncut cartoons.
Oh, and Freakazoid.
I’m late tonight. I was singing the Top Cat song to my boy Henry today, as one does! 🎶 He’s the top, he’s the tip, he’s the championship- he’s the most tip-top, Top Cat!🎵
i aint no expert on juries (criminology degree be damned) but what it do know, today they wrapped up that one trial…and nick castellanos hit a home run
make of that what you will
The #BFIB are back up to .500! I can finally start selling my Fredbird-branded jorts collection.