TGIF! Just got back from Canada this week. Visited lovely Oliver, BC to spend a few days racing around the Area 27 race track. Lovely track to drive if you get the chance. Anyway, the most baffling part was getting gas. Get this, when prepaying the pumps ask for the amount to pre-auth. Now, being a dumb American I was in a pickle. The amount was CAD, and the gas was priced per litre. (1.90 for 94 octane) So to figure this all out I would have to do two (2) conversions. Instead I just picked 100 loonies which would give me almost 50 litres. And great fortune! Turns out that’s just over 13 gallons which is almost exactly what I needed to fill up. The total came to 96 loonies and change.
Survival – Brazil Edition
I would be derelict in my conscripted duties if I didn’t give a quick preview of the actual football taking place right now in Brazil! You will need Peacock (Bonus: EPL coverage) to watch this one. Don’t forget you’ll also need Netflix for the Xmas games (Bonus: Sandler’s new stand up special is great) and Amazon Prime (Bonus: Free same day, 1 day, or 2 day shipping, sometimes) for the Thursday games to get the full NFL experience.
Tonight is GB (Go Cheese) vs PHI (Go Birds). Both teams are meh and will disappoint tonight and through the season. At least one will miss the playoffs. Let’s see what gang fights break out over the coloUr green and determine which team is a bigger disappointment.
Survival – Personal Edition
You’re on your own this weekend. Just sit on your couch and watch footy, JV football, then actual football, before returning to work Monday, then more football when you get home that night.
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
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Wisconsin wankers making kellen moore look smart.
oh philly eat a baanana full of cdicks. dicks
Couterpoint: Fuck them Cheeseheads
Preach. (Know you aren’t a Birds fan but I will take all I can get)
the dark twoer
i read every book, and when i finished the la tone? i watnetd to murder a nun
fuck yuou stephen king! that fuking endin sufke suk sucked dead rhino difk!
every guy ina commercial these days is a guy i want to punch in the cock. theyal look like pussies.
Guys, the GB secondary may just be soft
what about a bclock makes it easy to milk? if youv’e got a clcock, why woudl milk be the first thing to t hink? i have clocks, i know clocks, i’ve watched clocks, but eenver said, “Oh, I have cookies, I need milk,” were’s that fuckign clock? no im gonna milk a cow, or goat, or big titted bace, babe or a cow, not a clock.
The game is on Peacock. It is almost out of clock. Here is a peacock clock to help illustrate
Flava Flav does not agree with your clock stance.
Drank all of Don T’s Ron, now on to Sharkbait’s from Cape Cod, veeerryyy different.
Fine, I didn’t want to be invited anyway
Right? still waiting for an invite to the arty arty party
Some people need parties and some people are parties
I am solo since Mrs. Cola went to bed. In my basement pub, tunes coming.
Next bus to Canada!
i’m checkgn my rbaraing to see if i’m fuckn ghannmered or if i am watching some fuckign twilight nfl agame. o rmaybe oo much vodka
brain, brain! sorry guys ben drinking awhile
You’re good
He is in the right place!
BRAIN!
BRIAN!
SNURB
–Gorilla Monsoon
Too much? Just the right amount!
No such thing as too much vodka. Enjoy, comrade!
I live up to my username. The “it’s always good” for me is delicious single malt whiskey or kentuxky bourbon.
Big boy 1st
BLEERGH has entered the chat
Tha mother Fuckin NFL shield conquers another
Country. Eat shit China and Iran.
Look at those veins bulging
yes ! bulgue bulge
is soccer coming? i hear trumpets, or am i fucking hammered? trumettttts!
Soccer horns in a foreign country? Sounds like vuvuzelas.
Dumbass NBC guy blaming crowd random on “this soccer-type field”
Listen buddy come to Seattle and let us know how “soccer-type fields” (fields with rain shields) sound for football.
ok all kelces must die in ta fire, lava fire
one of the commentarorts is a bgy i used ot push into the toilet
POIDH
Love hasn’t had this many missed connections since Craigslist
This is just perfect.
Banner this man!
am i at a bulffight ithinkg it’s abulsfight. bullfithgth
bullfight
Another bridge is going to collapse tonight.
… Banner?
Gatoraids had a beauty below.
i’m whre is hour be drunk, bt not, but knowing i shoudl be. qutie a conundbrum
Not only is the moon smaller, it is also farther away.
i’m late to this party, who is nfcuk is going on? lots of spanish speaking goign on and who ae these fuckgin commentators? is it collinworth jr? i cant dont’ ahve hte strength to travel to vrazil to kill him
Noah Eagle (good) and Todd Blackledge (college good)
So solid.
They’re speaking Brazilian, like they do in Portugal. There have been a bunch of flags, some slip n’ slide n’ ugly turnovers, and a brazilian buttload of Saquon TDs
butt has anoyeone shown a brazilian wax job
The whole country is built on their womens asses in thongs.
I WILL ELAD SUCH A COUNTRY TO VICTORY!
favre-itis is spreading. sports reporters should be on the lookout for tiny mushroom-like images on their phone
and missing public funds
Funny how velvet underground’s sunday morning is being listened to by people who hav eno fucking clUE CLUE as to what they are listenigyou know velvet U n to, cause
Or the actual original tawdry social drama the lyrics describe
Watching the play-by-play because I’m a cheap bastard. I can’t tell whether this is a good game or a shitty game.
just got here, and gotta as,inful skinful of liqure, its’ a fun game
And an inful skinful of liqure to you too sir
The field gameplay is certainly cromnulent. The lack of crowd cheering when they would is a bit expected for international; gives an exhibition feel to it all
h t t p s :/ / h o m e.s p o rt s u rg e. c l u b /
once you select your game (and kill a popup), buffstreams is usually pretty good. Just have to kill a few popups to get to the game then kill popups occasionally) I just go to the full screen and keep it there.
wAit, its is hurtz as drunkas i am ? cause eve with two more drink in me, k woudln’t ave thrown that pass
This game is in Brazil. Maybe the Comando Vermelho got to him?
This is quite the roller coaster.
NEVER THROW ACROSS YOUR BODY
it HURTS!
Edit: unless the body being thrown across is one of these Brazilian babes. Throw all you can, life’s too short
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Has anyone been murdered yet?
In Brazil or Baltimore?
Because the answer is ‘yes’ either way.
In America? The answer is always yes but you already knew that.
So GB still has the kicking thing…
Late to the party, but i’ve been partying so i’m equal
Greetings and salutations
found it. its called Drowning Goose
and yes its censored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvS2lxQwKEw&t=423s
Look, I’m not one to kink shame but all of these people should be ashamed of themselves.
BRB seeing if I can get my wife to slide down a water slide in a body thong holding a duck
Edit: She nixed the duck but didn’t rule out the thong water slide if whiskey were involved.
Can anyone confirm if the word for “goose” is pun-similar to the word for “ass”
goosed i think is what they were going for but lost in the translation
yeah i watched the whole thing. it was simulating
Berkeley had that 6 if he had run away from him instead of taking him on
WordPress site won’t let me edit to fix his name. Get a warning for posting too much
SHANK’LOR in Portuguese?
O DOINKO
We have “Doink!”
NAILED IT!
— B. Walsh
Best Hox FA evar
acertou em cheio
https://postimg.cc/gallery/1SqSkMK
It WAS a duck
I FUCKING SEE THE DUCK THIS TIME!
2 of my favoUrite things, ducks and asses.
I feel like there must be something lost in translation here. Like her ass is a whole duck. As opposed to pigeon or squab
I will eat both
See that could be it! I’m probably overthinking it
TRESQUAN
How do you say “scorigami” en Brasiliero?
I think it’s ‘teleboobies’
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when love is bad, he’s gunslinger bad
That’s future Jet and Viking quarterback Love.
Honoring the fine tradition of former GB QBs
surprised they didnt go with the Tainted Love bumper
But how is his tax fraud game
We’ll find out in about a decade.
you stupid cheesehead QB!
Reed “Gee you sunk my” Blankenship.
/ Berman
Reed Fucking Blankenship!
That duck didn’t stand a chance
duck?
what duck?
I realize it’s difficult but upon about the 15th loop I noticed that duck on the foreground left. Looks like a duck anyway.
I had to rewatch 5 times before I spotted that duck.
Fuck a duck!
Don’t ALL teams have Super Bowl hopes in week 1? Even the really really bad ones?
It’s a matter of how much peyote is required.
All I know is how much Barkley can squat. It is my knowledge now. It is all.
Like “I hope we get a good allotment of tickets to the Super Bowl that we can sell” or “I hope we win the Super Bowl”?
Because I can’t believe for a minute that teams like the Titans, (sorry Don), Patriots, or Saints are capable of kidding themselves to that degree.
And the Cowboys shouldn’t either, but they will. Oh Lord will they ever.
“The commissioner brought his baggage” lmao
Jason Garrett just hoping he can get the opportunity to coach Them Boys From Brazil to win Jerry back
Nick Bosa is applying for that work visa as we speak
My god, who is this object you put before us? Multiple times. I think
I feel like science needs to explain this physique
OK, there’s this stuff called silicone, see, and this stiff called botox, see, and then you take this thing called a needle…