Sexy Friday – 20240906

TGIF! Just got back from Canada this week. Visited lovely Oliver, BC to spend a few days racing around the Area 27 race track. Lovely track to drive if you get the chance. Anyway, the most baffling part was getting gas. Get this, when prepaying the pumps ask for the amount to pre-auth. Now, being a dumb American I was in a pickle. The amount was CAD, and the gas was priced per litre. (1.90 for 94 octane) So to figure this all out I would have to do two (2) conversions. Instead I just picked 100 loonies which would give me almost 50 litres. And great fortune! Turns out that’s just over 13 gallons which is almost exactly what I needed to fill up. The total came to 96 loonies and change.

Survival – Brazil Edition

I would be derelict in my conscripted duties if I didn’t give a quick preview of the actual football taking place right now in Brazil! You will need Peacock (Bonus: EPL coverage) to watch this one. Don’t forget you’ll also need Netflix for the Xmas games (Bonus: Sandler’s new stand up special is great) and Amazon Prime (Bonus: Free same day, 1 day, or 2 day shipping, sometimes) for the Thursday games to get the full NFL experience.

Tonight is GB (Go Cheese) vs PHI (Go Birds). Both teams are meh and will disappoint tonight and through the season. At least one will miss the playoffs. Let’s see what gang fights break out over the coloUr green and determine which team is a bigger disappointment.

Survival – Personal Edition

You’re on your own this weekend. Just sit on your couch and watch footy, JV football, then actual football, before returning to work Monday, then more football when you get home that night.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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Spur

Wisconsin wankers making kellen moore look smart.

jjfozz

oh philly eat a baanana full of cdicks. dicks

BeefReeferLives

Couterpoint: Fuck them Cheeseheads

litre_cola

Preach. (Know you aren’t a Birds fan but I will take all I can get)

jjfozz

the dark twoer

i read every book, and when i finished the la tone? i watnetd to murder a nun

fuck yuou stephen king! that fuking endin sufke suk sucked dead rhino difk!

Horatio Cornblower

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jjfozz

every guy ina commercial these days is a guy i want to punch in the cock. theyal look like pussies.

Recovery Whiskey

Guys, the GB secondary may just be soft

jjfozz

what about a bclock makes it easy to milk? if youv’e got a clcock, why woudl milk be the first thing to t hink? i have clocks, i know clocks, i’ve watched clocks, but eenver said, “Oh, I have cookies, I need milk,” were’s that fuckign clock? no im gonna milk a cow, or goat, or big titted bace, babe or a cow, not a clock.

Recovery Whiskey

The game is on Peacock. It is almost out of clock. Here is a peacock clock to help illustrate

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litre_cola

Flava Flav does not agree with your clock stance.

litre_cola

Drank all of Don T’s Ron, now on to Sharkbait’s from Cape Cod, veeerryyy different.

Recovery Whiskey

Fine, I didn’t want to be invited anyway

jjfozz

Right? still waiting for an invite to the arty arty party

Recovery Whiskey

Some people need parties and some people are parties

litre_cola

I am solo since Mrs. Cola went to bed. In my basement pub, tunes coming.

litre_cola

Next bus to Canada!

jjfozz

i’m checkgn my rbaraing to see if i’m fuckn ghannmered or if i am watching some fuckign twilight nfl agame. o rmaybe oo much vodka

jjfozz

brain, brain! sorry guys ben drinking awhile

Recovery Whiskey

You’re good

litre_cola

He is in the right place!

Gumbygirl

BRAIN!

fleshwound_NPG

BRIAN!

WCS

SNURB

Gatoraids

–Gorilla Monsoon

Recovery Whiskey

Too much? Just the right amount!

Recovery Whiskey

I live up to my username. The “it’s always good” for me is delicious single malt whiskey or kentuxky bourbon.

Recovery Whiskey

Big boy 1st

fleshwound_NPG

BLEERGH has entered the chat

Recovery Whiskey

Tha mother Fuckin NFL shield conquers another
Country. Eat shit China and Iran.

Recovery Whiskey

Look at those veins bulging

jjfozz

yes ! bulgue bulge

jjfozz

is soccer coming? i hear trumpets, or am i fucking hammered? trumettttts!

Gatoraids

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Recovery Whiskey

Soccer horns in a foreign country? Sounds like vuvuzelas.

Recovery Whiskey

Dumbass NBC guy blaming crowd random on “this soccer-type field”

Listen buddy come to Seattle and let us know how “soccer-type fields” (fields with rain shields) sound for football.

jjfozz

ok all kelces must die in ta fire, lava fire

jjfozz

one of the commentarorts is a bgy i used ot push into the toilet

Recovery Whiskey

POIDH

Gatoraids

Love hasn’t had this many missed connections since Craigslist

litre_cola

This is just perfect.

Horatio Cornblower

Banner this man!

jjfozz

am i at a bulffight ithinkg it’s abulsfight. bullfithgth

jjfozz

bullfight

WCS

Another bridge is going to collapse tonight.

Recovery Whiskey

… Banner?

litre_cola

Gatoraids had a beauty below.

Gatoraids

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jjfozz

i’m whre is hour be drunk, bt not, but knowing i shoudl be. qutie a conundbrum

Recovery Whiskey

Not only is the moon smaller, it is also farther away.

jjfozz

i’m late to this party, who is nfcuk is going on? lots of spanish speaking goign on and who ae these fuckgin commentators? is it collinworth jr? i cant dont’ ahve hte strength to travel to vrazil to kill him

litre_cola

So solid.

Doktor Zymm

They’re speaking Brazilian, like they do in Portugal. There have been a bunch of flags, some slip n’ slide n’ ugly turnovers, and a brazilian buttload of Saquon TDs

jjfozz

butt has anoyeone shown a brazilian wax job

Spur

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Recovery Whiskey

The whole country is built on their womens asses in thongs.

jjfozz

I WILL ELAD SUCH A COUNTRY TO VICTORY!

fleshwound_NPG

favre-itis is spreading. sports reporters should be on the lookout for tiny mushroom-like images on their phone

Spur

and missing public funds

jjfozz

Funny how velvet underground’s sunday morning is being listened to by people who hav eno fucking clUE CLUE as to what they are listenigyou know velvet U n to, cause

Recovery Whiskey

Or the actual original tawdry social drama the lyrics describe

Redshirt

Watching the play-by-play because I’m a cheap bastard. I can’t tell whether this is a good game or a shitty game.

jjfozz

just got here, and gotta as,inful skinful of liqure, its’ a fun game

Recovery Whiskey

And an inful skinful of liqure to you too sir

Recovery Whiskey

The field gameplay is certainly cromnulent. The lack of crowd cheering when they would is a bit expected for international; gives an exhibition feel to it all

BeefReeferLives

h t t p s :/ / h o m e.s p o rt s u rg e. c l u b /

BeefReeferLives

once you select your game (and kill a popup), buffstreams is usually pretty good. Just have to kill a few popups to get to the game then kill popups occasionally) I just go to the full screen and keep it there.

jjfozz

wAit, its is hurtz as drunkas i am ? cause eve with two more drink in me, k woudln’t ave thrown that pass

Redshirt

This game is in Brazil. Maybe the Comando Vermelho got to him?

litre_cola

This is quite the roller coaster.

Recovery Whiskey

NEVER THROW ACROSS YOUR BODY

Spur

it HURTS!

Recovery Whiskey

Edit: unless the body being thrown across is one of these Brazilian babes. Throw all you can, life’s too short

BeefReeferLives

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jjfozz

Has anyone been murdered yet?

Horatio Cornblower

In Brazil or Baltimore?

Because the answer is ‘yes’ either way.

scotchnaut

In America? The answer is always yes but you already knew that.

2Pack

So GB still has the kicking thing…

jjfozz

Late to the party, but i’ve been partying so i’m equal

Recovery Whiskey

Greetings and salutations

Spur

found it. its called Drowning Goose
and yes its censored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvS2lxQwKEw&t=423s

Horatio Cornblower

Look, I’m not one to kink shame but all of these people should be ashamed of themselves.

Recovery Whiskey

BRB seeing if I can get my wife to slide down a water slide in a body thong holding a duck

Recovery Whiskey

Edit: She nixed the duck but didn’t rule out the thong water slide if whiskey were involved.

Recovery Whiskey

Can anyone confirm if the word for “goose” is pun-similar to the word for “ass”

Gatoraids

goosed i think is what they were going for but lost in the translation

Spur

yeah i watched the whole thing. it was simulating

Recovery Whiskey

Berkeley had that 6 if he had run away from him instead of taking him on

Recovery Whiskey

WordPress site won’t let me edit to fix his name. Get a warning for posting too much

WCS

SHANK’LOR in Portuguese?

fleshwound_NPG

O DOINKO

scotchnaut

We have “Doink!”

Recovery Whiskey

Best Hox FA evar

WCS

acertou em cheio

Brick Meathook
Spur

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Recovery Whiskey

It WAS a duck

litre_cola

2 of my favoUrite things, ducks and asses.

Recovery Whiskey

I feel like there must be something lost in translation here. Like her ass is a whole duck. As opposed to pigeon or squab

litre_cola

I will eat both

Recovery Whiskey

See that could be it! I’m probably overthinking it

Doktor Zymm

TRESQUAN

King Hippo

How do you say “scorigami” en Brasiliero?

Doktor Zymm

I think it’s ‘teleboobies’
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fleshwound_NPG

when love is bad, he’s gunslinger bad

WCS

That’s future Jet and Viking quarterback Love.

Doktor Zymm

Honoring the fine tradition of former GB QBs

Gatoraids

surprised they didnt go with the Tainted Love bumper

WCS

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Recovery Whiskey

But how is his tax fraud game

WCS

We’ll find out in about a decade.

Spur

you stupid cheesehead QB!

Recovery Whiskey

Reed “Gee you sunk my” Blankenship.

/ Berman

litre_cola

Reed Fucking Blankenship!

Spur

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Recovery Whiskey

That duck didn’t stand a chance

WCS

duck?

Spur

what duck?

Recovery Whiskey

I realize it’s difficult but upon about the 15th loop I noticed that duck on the foreground left. Looks like a duck anyway.

Horatio Cornblower

Fuck a duck!

Doktor Zymm

Don’t ALL teams have Super Bowl hopes in week 1? Even the really really bad ones?

King Hippo

It’s a matter of how much peyote is required.

BC Dick

All I know is how much Barkley can squat. It is my knowledge now. It is all.

Horatio Cornblower

Like “I hope we get a good allotment of tickets to the Super Bowl that we can sell” or “I hope we win the Super Bowl”?

Because I can’t believe for a minute that teams like the Titans, (sorry Don), Patriots, or Saints are capable of kidding themselves to that degree.

And the Cowboys shouldn’t either, but they will. Oh Lord will they ever.

Recovery Whiskey

“The commissioner brought his baggage” lmao

WCS

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Gatoraids

Jason Garrett just hoping he can get the opportunity to coach Them Boys From Brazil to win Jerry back

Spur

Nick Bosa is applying for that work visa as we speak

Spur

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BC Dick

My god, who is this object you put before us? Multiple times. I think

Recovery Whiskey

I feel like science needs to explain this physique

Horatio Cornblower

OK, there’s this stuff called silicone, see, and this stiff called botox, see, and then you take this thing called a needle…