Welcome back! There was some quality participation in various threads last week and it was great seeing the usuals come hard after taking the summer off. That’s some good commentin’!
Notes:
-The Pac 12 is rising slowly from…something. Basically they offered membership to any school with State after their name and [waves hands around] a general West-ish location. So welcome aboard Fresno State, Boise State, Colorado State and San Diego State. Oregon State and Washington State breath a huge sigh of relief.
-Looks like Malik Willis starts at least one game for Green Bay after being acquired in late August. My only notion of him is that he’s really, really raw.
-Detroit Lions legend Joe Schmidt passed away at the age of 92. For those that may not know, he was one of the most prominent remaining links to the excellent Lions teams of the 50’s. As a linebacker he was the gold standard in that his no-nonsense play caused folks to compare Butkus to him when the latter first entered the league. He was an eight-time All Pro and get this, he coached the team from the mid-sixties to the early 70’s and had a career winning record!
To The Game!
Bills/Fins:
-Rodgers loves to blither about owning Chicago but Josh Allen is 11-2 vs Miami and has thrown for two or more TD’s in every game.
-James Cook’s best buddy just might be OC Joe Brady. Since Ken Dorsey was fired Cook’s usage has gone bananas though I think he’s a bit too small for this kind of work. Then again, it’s not like he gets those goal line carries. He’s a good fit between the 20’s for the most part. I figure Ray Davis would get some action there but did I get sniped? Yes.
-Mostert is out and Achane is limping and a game-timer. Are we going to get a Jeff Wilson day? McDonald brought him onboard from San Fran because he’s trustworthy in pass protection but he’s a bit of a plodder which doesn’t fit the speed-demon profile that Miami’s backs tend to have. Rookie Jaylen Wright fits that bill but it might be too early in his development.
-Ex-Bills safety Jordan Poyer and his punctured lung have been cleared to play for the Fins but not to fly home. Something’s wrong there, just can’t put my finger on it.
Do a thing in the comments.
“the dolphins have a mini-bye week, so…”
no. no. fucking no. somebody be an adult and step in and say “no son, that’s it.”
Won’t be his shitty father
Fuck this. If the sport wants to be a constant nascar drip; I want to witness every step of the march toward Tua’s inevitable death on the field.
The NFL is far too influential to not deliver on it’s promise of “tough” “action”. I’d buy the blood jersey at auction. It’ll be an artifact to Man.
One could even say he’s a genuine Cocks Man.
I didn’t know you could shave a horse.
I said HORSE, Mr. Kraft! HORSE!
“Did somebody say ‘horse’?” – Jim Irsay, wrapping some rubber tubing around his arm and offering up a vein
“it somehow makes it look even BIGGER!”
-catherine the great
They shoot horses don’t they?
Chef Russ looking up Cuban recipes
Sky didn’t even have time to fuck Ted on that play
I’m not trusting my team to a boy named Skylar.
Skyler consulting playbook that say Drink More Ovaltine
Anyway, this is to be expected. The Bills historically don’t shit the bed in Miami until late January.
To his credit, Tua’s come back from the dead more often than Lazarus.
oh Christ, Hamlin (the ded guy) was even the tackler. That poor bastard can’t catch a break.
aw shit
Ryan Fitzpatrick is available
in the building, even!
Tua’s back!
yikes, that’ll be Tua’s career. Defender didn’t do anything wrong, but still kinda skerry
Just got settled in at work, and checking the scor–
I see the Japanese got to the Lolphins before I got here.
…. you’ll never guess who I started in my money league
How much can we pay you to start Watson?
…. how much you got?
$12
Throw in a case of mountain dew code red, and we’ve got a deal
And that’s a back issue
TUA DED AGAIN!
yep, tua’s done
Tua really using his head on that play
Welp, this game is pissing me off and Toddlerzilla is being a monster. Good night
Damn
I wish I had the ability to drunkenly materialize fresh lemons into my living room so I could make passion fruit whiskey sours instead of having to drunkenly wander the neighborhood looking for some.
Something something lemon stealing wh*res
Lemon party at Rikki’s!
You can’t have a lemon party without ol’ Rik.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see the Jets as favorites over the P*ts
maybe Tua should try drawing pentagrams with his eyeblack, see if that works any better
https://static.punknews.org/images/frontpage/fp-1440592689.webp
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/files/img/bv/danzig-portlandia.jpg
almost as many incomplete pics as Tua
LOL
welp
Fc Cincinnati gives you the Skyrosa.
What appears like a cheese Dog on top of a slice of pizza.
That’s just silly, the cheesedog needs to be oriented along the vertical axis so you eat it in the same direction as the slice
This is exactly how I would carry a piece of pizza and a hot dog bac to my seat, except there would be onions on it as well.
gas stations got more shame
So it’s basically a hot dog taco inside of a pizza taco.
*sandwich
Mike looks like he’s two drinks away from telling bawdy stories about his time working with Dave Chappelle.
McDaniel looking like he hanging with Spoelstra too much and heading for a divorce
I approve of Charissa’s outfit.
Co-sign
She’s from Seattle, bet she knows how to catch a fish.
Charissa Exposes It All
[is crestfallen when he realizes you weren’t talking about Charizard] – Elisha Nelson Manning
Charissa’s shorter haircut is working for her. Looks less Fox News-y
wearing leather in miami in september is…a choice
not saying it is a bad one at all
Hair?
You just want a better view of her shoulders
not wrong, I gots to admit
Her dress isn’t that short
Well this is certainly a game isnt it
In the most technical sense of the word.
Fuck this. Imma watch Vikings.
Ok one episode (up to S3). Go pagans! Love LOVE that show.
I found archer.
kaylee is sweating from head to toe
popped a Molly
Unnecessary. It’s pumped into the city water like fluoride.
“THEY’RE BLITZING WITH GREEN DOGS!”
Calm down, Trent.
NOBODY GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT KICKOFF RETURNS EXCEPT GINGER HAMMER JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY.
Are we really going to do this thing where the NFL-approved announcers lament the loss of the exciting/dangerous plays that they insisted needed to happen?
The American television viewer is an absolute rube. Comcast is a megacorp because mining said rubes is their mission statement.
Should be throwing it* to Waddle!
*accurately
NWSL is “kicking off” on Prime Video.
What’s the status on us getting a Calgary team?
It can be a decent afternoon attending a game. Not much fun in the way of trying to score with the women there, though.
We have a team in the fledgling CWSL. Haven’t played their 1st game yet. I believe it starts next season
I want in!
Ross resurrected Matthew Perry to sit next to him
aaaaand here comes the Ketamine Queen
“…now we’re sharing some iced cream…” – Mike McCarthy, sounding irritated at the prospect
I still stand by my prediction that Miami wins 35-27. We’ve got the Bills right where we want them.
/giggles
“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Nothing is over until we decide it is”
– McDaniel
You been in the computer duster with Brokeback, son?
McDaniel been up late playing Deadlock too much
Carnival: the The General of the Sea
This playcalling is… something.
Lulling them to sleep.
This is easily the 2nd terrible thing I’ve seen from Miami today.
Chicago dogs are a really great dog.
And I love getting hot dogs. I get at least two a week.
Still not in the same galaxy as Mr. Beef, though.
..
First Thursday Night blow out! May just put the volume to hear Al Micheals in full snide.
TNF: We’re DUE for a second good AFC East team one year….
“Fuck it, too humid.”
-Dolphins’ defense
Are we ready to slam our notebooks shut on this game?
My man!!
Your man’s ass is pretty damned fine, though I’ll admit I was fooled and first thought it was a woman’s.
I’ve been working out.
Tuaover on downs
But Darnold isn’t playing.
Bezos should just buy the NFL. It’s more influential with the plebes than owning the Post and still having to carry water for people even more villainous than he
Tua picking up Marino’s legendary mobility