I’m sure this was some error by the sked makers that was somehow overlooked by the powers that be but it’s too late and now we have choices. We can never go back! [looks at Week 7’s late slate of three games] I guess we’re going back eventually.
To The Games!
Panthers/Raiders:
Ok, let’s get the stinker out of the way. So, how long before Minshew gets injured? He’s being asked to throw the ball and has responded by averaging 266 yards over the first two tilts but he’s also been thrown to the ground nine times as well. Rook tight end Bowers is all he promised to be early days-he leads everyone at his position in catches, targets and yards.
Fins/Seahawks:
It’s Skylar Time! The last time we saw him he was way back in 2022, playing in a Wild Card game vs the Bills and going 18 for 45. It might be safe to downgrade Tyreek and Jaylen a little bit. It’s early but it looks like Geno has regained his surprising form from two years prior. He threw for 300+ last week but if you’ve got a modicum of talent how can you go wrong slinging to the trio of D.K, Tyler and Jackson?
Ravens/Cowboys:
Baltimore is 0-2 but leads the league in total offense. One of those things just doesn’t belong and I can’t see the Ravens going 0-3. So that means that Dallas is going to lose at home and there will a decided lack of celebratory “YEE HAWS!” and I’m here for it. I think it’ll be a very close game however.
Niners/Rams:
An important early divisional matchup with no Puca, Kupp, Deebo or Christian and maybe Kittle. This screams “Big Game” for Aiyuk and Mason. The Rams passing offense now goes through Demarcus Robinson and Colby Parkinson. What? That’s a long way down.
Lions/Cards:
Yet another interesting and probably high-scoring tilt. Thank you, four pm EST window! That’s just not something that gets written very often, if at all. Goff leads all qb’s in pass attempts so far with 83 and Jameson Williams is reaping. He’s one of only three wr’s with 200+ yards in this low-scoring start to the season. It took all of two games for Harrison Jr to bust out. 130 yards in one quarter? That’ll do.
Enjoy.
“WHAT THE HAYELL HAPPENED TO MY TEAM OF GOTTDAMMED STARS? GET THAT FAT FUCK MALARKY ON THE HORN. I’MMA FIXIN TO FIRE HIS ASS RIGHT INTO THE SUN!!!! YYEEEeeeeeeHHHaaAAAAAWWWwwww I AM FUCKIN CRAZY!!”
I think that happened at halftime
I am absolutely on track for a defeated season in Lowratio League.
womp womp
Right there with you.
From what I’m hearing, it sounds like everyone in Lowration league is losing? Is that possible?
Three teams are undefeated. The rest of us are basically just muddling along.
Uncalled hold on the Dallas NT on that run, something all Dallas fans will scream about while forgetting the roughing call that allowed Dallas to get their third TD.
LOL. Je ne saquon
Yeah, I enjoyed that as well
I was so happy in the car on the way to family time listening to it.
20-25 seconds to work with after run, run punt
The refs are going to cause so much damage to Megatron’s Butthole
That’ll do it, Dallas. That’ll do it.
Cowboys to the processing plant
too bad Lamar! ain’t no LEEDER OF MEN smgdh
Al Campanis thinks he doesn’t have the intangibles.
Jerral just yelled FIGHT FAIR N….(beeeeeeepppppp)
Thanks for asking, I am moderately erect thanks to RAMMMMMMMMMIT
Aw, that was a pretty good try by the Niners
FUCK!
I leave for half an hour and eye world comes to an end
i know stuck with Brady game now
I mean….not to be like this or whatever.
But Kyle Shannahan woke up and dressed himself like a loser this morning.
Al Michaels all gambling channel the Green Zone going wild with these last few games
These here Ratbirds is borken
Carbon monoxide leak in the away locker room?
better’n any theory I got
Brandin Cooks has played on more NFL teams than I’ve played on intramural basketball squadoos.*
*not true, not even close
I’m quite sure you scored more points in your last game than he got for me in the Lowratio League today.
Going for the moral victory will not save you from Jerrah
Mo-real?
lol Niners
I can see Dan Campbell not allowing anyone to put anything except Lions on the back of their helmets.
RAMMIT
I’m just going to go ahead and imagine I’m agreeing with Fozz that that was a shit roughing call on Baltimore.
Blinded by the light. Rev’d up like a douche in the middle of the night
Jared Goff shot that pass through the Cardinals soft defense like Leiutant Michael Byrd heroically shooting a bullet through Ashley Babbitt’s chest and soft shoulder tissue!
LUEPKE!? THAT GUY OWES ME MONEY!!
FINALLY! I’m free.
Go forth and celebrate!
Oh, I am. Fast Fashion brewing in Seattle is a good time. Their rice lager is a delicious treat.
Ooh, looks crisp and refreshing!
Someone did PEDs and now we’re wiping the game from the record books.
Two minutes is a Purdy long time
I have Brandin Cooks and Schoonmaker in my Lowratio League line-up, in both cases due to injury, and Dallas is not throwing to Cooks and Schoonmaker clearly doesn’t know the plays, so I’ll be somehow related from the Lowratio League.
Wrexham FC, here I come!
Brocky started Jauan Jennings against me, because of course he did. Write that one up, Brocky!
I don’t know how to change my roster and I’m just too embarrassed to speak up about it.
I’ll be happy to show you, as long as you can retroactively remove Jennings.
Click on the starter, then click on the dude on the bench that you want to replace him. Voila.
Now you tell him.
Sudden bananacakes witching hour
Garbage time Dak has awaken.
no longer garbage time because john harbaugh wants to be fired this year
CARDS GAME HEADSHOT DEATH!!!
bet those backs is SORE smgdh
Ball hadn’t even gone ten yards when the Baltimore player muffed it.
Wow. An actual onside fail that erases my memories!
Who has a worse night ahead of them: TONIGHT GIRLFRIEND or the stable of coke-addled whores Ol’Dubble J has chained up in a 20′ shipping container?
The answer is, the intern who has to censor his corporate emails between tonight and Monday morning.
I think Mark’s gals can distract him with his WNBA success.
Dallas needs 22 points in 9+ minutes and they’re gonna have to it marching into a blinding Sun, because Ol’ Double J’s ego knows no bounds.
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAW WE ARE GOIN’ FUCKIN’ BLIND!!!
RUB YOUR LABIA ON MY CATARACTS, GIRL REF!!
Are you suggesting recent stadium designs weren’t done intelligently? Birds have opinions on this.
The average time to register to vote is two minutes.
::Mike McCarthy arrives to Insurrection II carrying his mail-in ballot.
At least I didn’t take the Raiders in survivor, RTD has taught me nawt to trust them
[takes a bow]
Sigh, I did in another league.
I hope my guy with the Cards tickets is enjoying this game. Dan Campbell just suffocating Xbox Jr making a 10-point lead look like a sure thing for the entire second half seems like a pretty Detroit Fan time.
I think we get to gift out the gold this week.
Fatthew is like a baby giraffe trying to move within the pocket
Nawt quite as adorable tho
That wasn’t a touchdown, it was a mercy killing.
Back from the Symphony for Kids. I am cultured as shit right now.
So Jerry has to start calling the plays now right?
I want to see his ridiculous old ass trying to tackle El Tractorcito. I’d pay good money for that.
THIS GUY YEAH RIGHT I CALL HIM SEAN “P DIDDY” COMBS BECAUSE HE SHELLS OUT THE BIG BUCKS TO SEE THE INDEFENSIBLE GET ABSOLUTELY WRECKED!