We made it! Maybe I did too! That’s a long day to put in.
I think Lynn Swann’s amazing catch in the Super Bowl was the first NFL play that I can recall. I didn’t see it live but it was shown a great deal because it was stunning for the time. I always preferred Stallworth though.
To The Game!
Cowboys/Steelers:
-Dak’s been tossing the rock quite a bit lately, averaging 300 per in his last two outings. He’ll have more of a challenge this week as Pitt is seventh overall in defensive DVOA.
-Lamb should be the primary target-he’s so tough to get a handle on because he almost evenly splits him time between the slot and outside.
-If Zeke has a job next year I’ll be stunned. Kudos to the Jones Boys and the pity contract they gave him. This circumstance forces Cowboys fans to try to say with a straight face, “this is Rico Dowdle’s backfield now”.
-Fields of Fire: Not just an old 80’s Big Country tune but a description of Justin’s play last week. He became the first Steelers qb to throw for 300, rush for 50 and score two TD’s on the ground. That said, he’s on a very tight leash, having thrown into the end zone a grand total of four times so far this season.
-Somehow Pat Freiermuth is the second-ranked fantasy tight end. Don’t ask me how. Also, yes, it’s been that bad for the position this year. It makes sense given how much passing yards are down overall. Why would you toss the ball to the slow (relatively speaking) guy when you do put it into the air?
-Najee has yet to score so far but that’s to be expected, what with only two goal line carries.
That’s all.
It’s not going to the LOLfins 3-0 game, but one team at least has the capability to run the ball.
Looks like yinz will experience all the fun live with me! Both the adventures on AND off the field!
shoulda been able to get this game started quicker after the rain with all those towels available
Too greasy to pick up any water.
Gavin Lux sounds like a low class crossover boutique in West Hollywood.
The rain has stopped in Yinzer County.
What the fucking shit is Celine Dion saying? She’s fucking Canadian
How long until they just flush this bitch?
It’s too many Courics to flush!
Midnight Madness Football?
holy shit, the Trashbirds came back and WON?? I didn’t even think about it after 2-nil Spurs
They tried their level best to fuck it up.
Monday Morning Football!
Fine…last time I try to answer all your prayers and try to spare you hearing Collinsworth, for having forsaken my blessing Jac Collinsworth will host Red Zone
-God
Not. Funny.
If you’ve been drinking, keep drinking.
Always the best advice
We don’t cotton much to quitters around these parts.
People, there’s Dodgers vs the ROckingggg Padres on to sooth your worried minds.
Let’s go Padres!
They have indeed been Rocking!
I got tired of the NBC crew even muted. I will trust DFO to notify me when they is FITBAW
KO at 9:45pm allegedly
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/375ca991-7373-4feb-890f-6572d956f007/gif#ISHyGl8k.copy
I’m starting to suspect God doesn’t want to watch another Him damned Cowboys-Steelers game.
Got a real barn burner going on here
Stiller FITBAW raght thar!
(also, can you post the link to that Jesus/Hippo pic again, I couldn’t find it on the DFO database)
Can we plug up the drains and have a mock naval battle like they used to do in ancient Rome?
I would love that especially if they were like the ones in an Ian M. Banks novel, the one about the woman with a neural lace,
Now I want to see Fields overshot a cannonball.
Yes. If we can set it up so Watt gets a load of grape shot right in his fucking face
All this is causing is for the Steel Nation to get more and more drunk.
Keep up the rain. I want to see 10 Cent Beer Night II: Electric Boogaloo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76XULdujUUc
Everything’s fine
Wouldn’t the metal chair act as a ground, or would it just not matter?
Would it be so bad to see a player electrocuted on the field?
SEE, this guy GETS IT! Get out there and take a fuckin’ chance, will ya?
You may get superpowers. You don’t know. *
*We do know. You will die.
NFL’s insurer :”Lightning strikes are Acts of God, right?”
experiment with cures for concussions, sure Rodgers would sign up
It’s more likely to be someone in the stands, and I’m pretty sure they waived all rights to not die when purchasing the ticket
plus those poor fuckers can’t exactly teleport home -they’re just stuck out exposed even longer!
And agreeing for their estate to reimburse the NFL for the cost of cleaning up their remains.
Plus any damages that occurred during their demise.
Robot Jox Rules
they announce KO time yet? I have it muted, because NBC
Still lightning in the area, so it’s going to be a bit yet.
So Emergency Mock Draft or just random dick jokes?
This is gonna be the longest day of football IN HISTORY.
Imagine how I feel.
yeah extra tough since JV had a big game start late
delay only increasing the soon to be record number of DUIs involving sports bars with steelers and dallas fans
So no different than usual
Did someone fill Heinz with 2 of every fanbase or something?
It’s too bad Pitt played at UNC yesterday instead of jacking up the field in Western PA. We might get some MUD FITBAW.
I love the image of fat Yinzer sitting in the deluge inside a trash bag…chugging a Bud Light
The blue shirt gave me the impression that was a cowpoker fan, but either way a great piece of tv
A normal Sunday for Shane and Matt.
Game postponed until tomorrow?
This must be what purgatory is like. PAY UP those indulgences, ppl!!
so…no football tonight? Teams agree its a tie?
Browns continuing to Browns and it’s hilarious
Well at least the Padres game is on during this delay.
That’s kind of rocking.
Tonight’s overnight just go the turd cherry on the poo sundae!
Thunderstorms knocking out the power? On Stillers SNF?
Tonight i found out there are two different versions of the Lord’s Prayer. of course the protestants have to insert their own high falutin’ words.
The inquisition did nothing wrong
Sometimes you have to use a little force to get people to see the light.
Day drunk . Who wants to fight. Because Mrs Cola beat me?
Just need to win in the twbs league
I hear there’s weather impacting this game.
Won’t impact whether or not I watch it…
I bet this lightning delay will have both teams . . .pretty charged up
mm yes when I coaching the Cowboys the men were delighted by term the “Moo call”, simply scrumptious at the dinner hall.
I loved Burrow’s hair in the original Top Gun
Fair warning:
I’m thinking of going blonde like Burrow….
Are you warning us so we have more time to come up with dumb blond ass jokes?
Will the carpet match the drapes?
/no pics, please
//will take your word for it
What if it’s linoleum?
Lalalalalala
I CAN’T HEAR YOU
No hardwood floors?
That’s so much better.
Absolutely
Will it clash with the blue puffer?
It will match!
MOTHERFUCKER!
Also, these SNF people suck worse than SNL.
Looks like Boltman arrived a couple of weeks too late to help out Harbaugh
If I can’t have football in Sacred San Diego, NO ONE WILL HAVE ANY FOOTBALL ANYWHERE!!! BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAJH
For 45 minutes after the last lighting strike within 15 miles.
Boris is ahead of me 110 to 68 in the Lowratio league, and Yahoo is giving me a 1% chance to win.
Buckle up, people; Chris Boswell is about to have one hell of a game!
“DADGUM LIGHTNING? GIT ERRYBODY ON MY JET, WHORE FORCE ONE, EVEN ROONEY’S CHUCKLEFUCKS AND WE’LL PLAY THIS GAME AT MY HOUSE! I WANT TO SEE MY GODDAMMED STARS!!! YYEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEeeeeHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWwwwwwww I AM FUCKING CRAZY!
There are some Bills fans Reacting Reasonably today:
“Time to just trade Josh and some of the other good players we have for draft capital and rebuild this team”
How will Dallas embarrass themselves tonight? Am going with back breaking penalties.
I am hoping the Steelers embarassment ended with losing to Joe Flacco last week
If any of you hatters ever wins something from espn you apparently have to pass a math quiz to claim it 😂
“if a Canadian resident is determined to be a potential prize winner, he/she must correctly answer a mathematical skill-testing question within a pre-determined time limit.”
Well most Canadians are imaginary.
“Explain Godel’s Incompleteness Theorem in 30 seconds or less, with examples. Go.”
Daboll now joins that long line of coaches with an OC background that tries not to lose games and hopes that his defensive coordinator bails him out at the end of the game.
So sleepy, wish there was some way to watch game and nap simultaneously
be a panthers fan
Dok said nap, not enter into Death’s cold embrace.
The only way I watch games is to set myself up to nap as I get tired.
Join the Bengals Defensive Coaching Staff.
kyle shanahan is eternally paying for 28-3
Somebody should buy Baby Shanny a Hitachi wand so he can finish.
Rock Fall, Everyone To the Garage
WATCH: NASCAR’s biggest crash in modern history occurs at Talladega, involving nearly the entire field – CBSSports.com
ditching nascar several years back was one of the best decisions ive ever made
have not missed a thing
If they want to make it interesting, close the Interstates and have them have to go to all US state capitals (Hawaii included – boats required).
Cannonball Run edition!
These guys need to turn right to go left.
The Democrats!