Thus far, not a soul has come to Apartment Weaselo, possibly because it’s the 18th floor, so it’ll be a quiet night. Well, after my gig. Which is not a Halloween gig to my knowledge. But it would be awesome if it was.
Now that I’m officially Professor Weaselo, I’d want to go as Professor Poopybutthole. Oooweee. But I don’t have a three-piece tweed suit, and I can’t imagine those would be cheap, and I also can’t imagine those costumes are lying around your local Spirit Halloween. Maybe Rick, Morty, and, I don’t know, Mr. Meeseeks? I don’t know, I don’t go to Spirit Halloween. (If you have to buy a Morty costume I’m judging you, you do what I did and buy a yellow T shirt from Old Navy for like $5 and accessorize.)
Okay, what else is going on?
–ELITE purgatory for the Clots. You knew that Anthony Richardson would be a project, but you threw him in there, got him hurt in like 4 games last year, and then threw him back in there. That is not trusting whatever semblance of process there is. You know what else would help? Communication, like telling the offense about the change.
-Legatron needs more spark, to the IR (left knee). Two kickers have been signed to the practice squad, Riley Patterson and Spencer Shrader.
-Speaking of mocking my teams, Aaron Rodgers to Hot Ones for his new cayenne water! Okay, not yet, because why put Sean Evans to that, but also at the same time watching him vs. Da Bomb seems like the kind of thing that could be amusing to me. Or he taps out after, like, sauce 2 or 3. We’re talking DJ Khaled levels here.
-CrimeBeat! update: Jameson Williams now has a warrant out for his arrest. Y’know, I would hazard that he might need someone to sit him down and tell him to get his shit straightened out. For his sake, for all our sakes.
What’s on tonight?
Drag this back to LA… please? (Freddie Freeman’s terrorism of the other New York team that he hadn’t previously terrorized vs. “Hey, Judge got a hit!”) (World Series Game 5, LAD vs. NYY, Dodgers lead 3-1, 8:00, Fox)
Defeating Liberty, one week at a time vs. The atrocity of Big Red (Kennesaw State vs. Western Kentucky, 7:30, ESPN2)
Iceball
Chess Rivalry! N vs. K (VGK vs. LAK, 10:00, TNT)
NBA Action… even less cares!
Fuck ’em in general vs. Also fuck ’em, but especially Reggie and Tyrese. And especially Reggie! (BOS vs. IND, 7:00, ESPN)
Wemby and pals vs. Vichy Sonics (SAS vs. OKC, 9:30, ESPN)
Women’s Lesser Footy
Friendly: US vs. Argentina (7:00, TNT)
U17 World Cup: Potential Nuclear Kerfuffle Edition! (US vs. North Korea, 7:00, FS1)
Like last night, I’ll be at my gig and we’ll see if there’ll be a primal scream on the bandstand if someone in pinstripes does a good.
We play today, we win today. Das it.
Mrs Fozz: “Our 10 year old son is having 5 of his friends spend the night tomorrow night, after they go trick or treating.”
Me: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WOMAN?”
Mrs. Fozz: “Please stop cursing.”
Me: “DID YOU NOT HEAR ME WHEN I SAID ‘WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK'”?
I see by the Game 5 Score, the Universe knows Trump is going to win and is perverting into a dystopian nightmarish reality.
(grabs guns and Bibles)
Good luck, everyone! I’ll see you in Valhalla!
Are you expecting trick or treaters on October 30th? Did I miss something? Did Obama win the war on Christmas so badly that Halloween was collateral damage?
Beggars Night. It’s a flyover state thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggars_Night
I’m in a Flyover State and I have never heard of this. I’m pretty certain asking for candy outside of trick-or-treat hours would get the hose unleashed on you.
“You can’t spell “HOPE” without Neh Yope!.
You can’t spell HR without FlaHeRty.
You also can’t spell FLY without FLahertY.
You also can’t spell FLAT without FLAherTy.
You also can’t spell TRY without FlaheRTY.
Most importantly, you can’t spell L without FLaherty.
Also, the way Yankee fans are praising those two assholes who grabbed Betts does make me think that perhaps this franchise has won enough for a year.
I’m old enough to remember the entire city (including Letterman appearance) feting that Jeffrey Maier asshole kid.
I’m not sure how much tonight matters for the Yankees: Rodon goes tomorrow if they win tonight.
/watching some dumb Yankee bitch pointing to heaven after hitting a single in the highlights
Me: “Really?”
If you don’t acknowledge God on the singles he’s not going to reach down from Heaven and give you a double.
What the hell do you do when Salt and Vinegar FLAVORED BLASTED Goldfish are staring you right in the face? They’ve escaped longline fishing practices and now you’re expected to munch them? I’m conflicted.
I’m holding out for the All Dressed
Flavor Inflation is TOO DAMN HIGH those used to be the regular Goldfish!!