TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their Halloween. Also a great weekend to take care of all that extra candy, or help relieve your local store of all its excess candy stocks.
Survival – Personal Edition
Let’s go over some strategies for hiding sweat stains on your clothing. Look, we all sweat, but like pooping, we don’t need everyone else seeing it.
- Wear cotton undershirts. Yes, layering will cause more sweat, but undershirts will absorb most of it, and at worst delay sweat stains showing. Also, not to be racist, but use black undershirts as you’ll be able to convince yourself to reuse them since they won’t show those ugly yellow pit stains.
- If that’s not enough, do not fret, I more ideas. Let’s add some more padding to those pits. Tape some paper towels, tissue paper, or napkins to your arm pits or other parts of your body that sweat too much. Make sure none of these are dyed as that dye will leak into your other clothing and look quite ridiculous.
- If that’s not enough, upgrade to a chamois cloth. These are normally used for drying a car after washing, so they’re actually perfect for this assignment.
- If that’s not enough, time for some pantyliners or your favoUrite feminine product pad. Based on those commercials, these can absorb a literal ocean of sweat compared to what they’re designed for.
- If needed, you can always find an air dryer or blow dryer to provide temporary dryness.
Congrats on your dryness! You not be Mrs. Shapiro dry, but at least you aren’t sleeping with him.
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
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People!
Hello!
Got Hollywood Bowl tickets for tomorrow.
Please don’t rain!
I’ll answer all of your questions later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gyF_5GBMj0
If it does just get inside the bowl.
But…
It’s outside.
And a better concert venue I’ve yet to see.
Stop.
Rethought that last comment.
Because this is a proper fucking place to see a concert as well.
Holy shit this place is lovely.
I know it’s iconic cool. Never been but seen a lot of film.
Two shows.
David Byrne and Black Crowes.
The full moon rose over the David Byrne show.
Life moment.
Original photo too.
I’ve got a thing about clouds and sunsets.
It’s lady number 6 for me tonight Ayo, thanks for the hustle here.
Even in the most butt hawt summer I wear a white v neck t-shirt under the dress shirt to avoid the chick repellent pit stains. Has worked for years.
Others may have already noted, but I’m too lazy to scroll down, We learned here that Unicorns have camel toes.
And my contribution is a glance down… deep down…
A fine selection, for once that matches by own, only bested by your fine addition.
Another fan of the big hat!
Answer me this, anti-trans people. How are snowmen, men, when they weren’t born with snowpeni? Even anatomically correct snowmen were made that way, by people, when they’re fully grown.
the BIBLE saiz GOD creighted snowMEN and sonwWOMEN
That’s another thing, I feel like I’ve seen lots of snowboobs, but no snowvag. If those snowmens are heterosexual where exactly are they putting their snowcocks?
I could probably construct a vagina out of an onion or possibly an apple and see if that works.
Just plug that right on in there.
Pineapple would be interesting.
But not recommended.
Are you not familiar with their carrots?
Not intimately
Someone stuck that carrot dick on there.
When was the last time you heard a snowman say their pronouns are “they/them”? Checkmate libtard
I went to elementary school with a girl named Connie Chan, and there is a Bay Area politician of the same name that I’ve been seeing commercials for the last couple years. It’s almost certainly not the same person, although I keep meaning to check and haven’t bothered yet.
Another Scene from My Neighborhood™, even though this is actually Hawthorne which is not My Neighborhood™ at all. I live in glamorous Playa del Rey but in the really shitty part.
I shot this using a 1958 Rolleiflex 2.8E TLR medium format (6x6cm) camera with an 80mm Zeiss Planar f/2.8 lens on Kodak Portra 400 color negative film, by which I mean I shot it with an iPhone out my car window while waiting at a stop light.
Nothing is what it seems . . .
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Did Elon make you blur out the Tesla factory shots?
Nope. He ran out of the building and told me to stop but I took ’em anyways.
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Damn right, this is America. I didn’t take any pictures of that nuclear facility in Iran and is that how we want this country to be??
Hawthorne looks like a pretty durable town.
Durable as Fuck.
Cheap gas prices too.
I was there today to get gas at the Costco by SpaceX at $3.859/gal.
Meanwhile, Costco Marina del Rey is $3.999/gal, while the Chevrons by the Chevron refinery that produces 30,000 gallons per hour of 87 octane gasoline are $4.899/gal. The Unocal Marina del Rey is $5.299/gal, but you get a blow job from a cute young thang with ruby-red lips, Daisy Duke cut-offs, and a tight white tank top. His name is Russell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2QLjPU7Opo
C’mon, it’s November 1…
Let’s see your own sexy Halloweenie costumes, Clubhouse! I’m specifically talking to you, balls and Lowratio…
I was told repeatedly that I cannot post full frontal nudity
Then make with the ass, let’s go.
That’s my line!!
Just photoshop some cotton candy over your bits, or something else if it’s more thematic with the costume. Perhaps a tiny puffer jacket!
Think that’s more a formatting issue. Only so much vertical space available.
Here you go. I aim to please.
Hah! Quality product
Wow… your waist area looks remarkably similar to mine. In fact, that looks like the same picture I took the other day… huh…
I’ve heard it said that all pain is desire, but I’m not sure that applies to accidentally kicking a metal table with my pinkie toe, unless it’s a desire that I hadn’t done that
That’s why you’re working on the time machine
I’m wincing in solidarity.
Ouch.
Has anyone seen Horatio running around with a bandana due to UCONN’s bowl eligibility or is he playing cutthroat poker in New Haven?
Yes.
Ten minutes in, and already an overdose.
Buckle up, buckaroos.
I got my patent drawings back for notes. There is a section where a message is printed. The text the illustrator put on the sketch is the literal print from the test – “Test 4 TD361 (and some other characters I used for organizing the test prints)”.
Is it petty to send back a redline like, “Change the text on Fig 3 to read: ‘RODGER GOODELL IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE’.”? I mean, it’s my idea/patent. I feel like I should be able to put the pepper on it.
Not an attorney, but I think ‘RODGER GOODELL IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE’ would be more of a copyright than a patent. And a very valuable one at that
I’ve had too much Halloween chocolate and my tum-tum hurts
-Me and prob Eli
Influencers scare me
More things I don’t understand why they are things
I’m hot don’t you want to be hot like me? Buy this so you are.
I could nevar be “Litre hot”. One can only hope to bask in the glow that is litre
Forehead, Scottish teeth, fucking bask.
The Rizzler isn’t that scary. He’s only 8!
Is that anything like The Twizzler?
Nope. He’s the last Italian nesting doll on the right.
Comcast/NBC is the soulless center of America.
I see two incredibly unlikable adults on the ends, and two juveniles well on their way.
I don’t want or need any further context.
Ice Bombers 10-1. THEY WILL KNOW OUR SHITHOLE TOWN.
Because you’re so close to the Southern Border.
The parks make the town, everybody knows that.
They helped me win $14. Along with the Celtics and Ice Giants!
Photos from my neighborhood, today:
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Your neighborhood gets sunlight daily.
Plus Ann Phoong
Spicy noodle dish.
I could definitely have an accident with Ms. Phoong
I read this as Mr. Phoong. Gave plus one and I am still giggling. Bahahahahaha brain
If he wants to watch, I’m down.
Happy Diwali to everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QirCMADtks8&t=8s
You could totally invite zombies if you set them on fire
Thought it was yesterday but what do I know
But Happy Diwali
It’s a 5 day thing, so it was also yesterday!
Every gig I wear a white undershirt, doesn’t matter if it’s 95 and humid.
That probably doesn’t help in terms of why I needed to get my violin checked for a moisture bubble this past summer. And that wasn’t cheap.
We need to get you MOAR Playboy Mansion gigs.
I try to help, that’s all I can do.
What kind of expert does moisture bubble checks on violins?
My luthier, who made my violin, but is unfortunately moving back to Shanghai sometime in the next year.
Is his name Lex? Cuz that would be awesome. If he is Chinese and gave himself his English named, he missed a big opportunity there.
No English name!
At this point I’ve known him for like 20 years, so hearing the news hurt both from a business and personal standpoint. Because when he leaves I have no idea who to go to for my stuff, because I’m not flying to Shanghai for an open seam.
Can he give you a referral before he goes?
He will, and I know some names around the city. I picked up Senorita Weaselo’s now a few weeks ago at one of the shops.
Does it take him a long time? Or am I paying him for his expertise? Or his tools/equipment? Or the repair/service on the violin?
Very good question.
Depends on the job. The bubble took some time because you have to cut some of the rib, and there’s a mold to make, so when all was said and done that job was a little over two grand.
So in short, yes, yes, and yes.
Pardon my ignorance, what is a bubble? Follow up, how does it mess things up?
I will hang up and listen, be educated.
Basically, 20 years of moisture builds up and causes a warping and bulge in the wood, to the point where it was half off the end block (the bottom of the violin). To fix it you have to undo that bottom of the violin (you take the top off first after undoing the strings) and snip it down and push it down to a mold and a heated sandbag so it fits again. Fortunately it hadn’t breached and become wider than the body or it would have become an even bigger job, but I caught it in time considering where it was.
I’ve never had any complaints with bulge in wood…
Has anyone been playing you for 20 years?
Close! 17!
Congrats!
His wife getting a bubble will be a hell of a way for Ben Shapiro to find out his wife has been cheating on him for the past 20 years
How the fuck did I not know about this until now?
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I mean — did you see Episode IV?
FWIW (ie, square root of fuckall) my final HippoForecast (WARNING – likely just gas) gives VP Kamala Harris a 57% chance of winning an EV majority.
Give me one Superb Owl square? I’ll say 270-268. That’s Blue Wall (MI, WI, PA) + Omaha-based NE-2’s solitary, decisive vote.
Let teh violencing commence.
I’m refraining from speculation, although most people I know agree on a Harris win. Not planning on thinking about it at all between now and Tuesday.
I have a friend who is convinced Trump is going to win in a landslide. He hates Trump but is hearing all these stories about how everyone hates Democrats and so is convinced it will be a rout.
No one is winning in a landslide in this country anymore. She should win in a landslide but white men suck so she won’t.
Everyone around me seems to hate Kamala Harris. Anecdotally, all people like giving me money instead of having classrooms with less children than bullets.
Dropped off my ballot today. Had a brief moment of feeling like part of something important. Don’t think I had that in other elections. Hope it’s not a premonition of something horrible, like this being the last election where chicks are allowed to vote or similar
either helped save democracy(ish) or at least can know you fucking TRIED
I’d be cool if Kamala got mad at her sister and made it so all women can’t vote.
Would sure help get the country back on track….
Team Big Hat!
If appropriate to the situation, just take your shirt off while you’re sweating and put it back on later
The solution, as always, is to go topless
Shirts – nawt as bad as pants, but still nawt stellar
Approved!
I don’t care if its November, happy Halloween y’all
I need to wear my green contacts again. Where the fuck are my blue ones?!?
Are ya thinking of trying to pull off a sexy chucky?
Appropriately, the Krugerette is a pirates wet dream – a sunken chest.
Well done Sir
Flying overseas tomorrow night, next in line for an upgrade and shit’s full.
First world problem but bah.
Don’t despair, plenty of time for someone to change flights or cancel last minute
Oh, no. Not Christmas stuff already.
Ahem!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJE3KDxTbWI&pp=ygUlYWRkYW1zIGZhbWlseSB0aGFua3NnaXZpbmcgcGxheSBzY2VuZQ%3D%3D
Unicorn is #1 in my heart and penis.