Which is to say… did you know SlamBall’s on YouTube now? I remember watching it on Spike. Also, I remember Spike, and I’m allowed to go down a rambling memory hole because it’s my birthday. (It’s also resident sandwich artist The Maestro’s birthday!) No, I am not about to do a SlamBall Beat.

I’ve noticed I am going into a little nostalgia hole as the DOGE-pocalypse approaches, (Still looking for adverbs to accurate put before “fucked” that aren’t understatements.) finding or re-finding SlamBall, my constant BattleBots Beatsing (even if I haven’t in forever and we’ll see if/when the next one I do is), the new dice baseball league I joined being just MLB Showdown Dynasty Mode (be on the lookout for the first issue of Nocturnes Magazine, coming to a Wumbo Wednesday near you!)… I’m not even that old! I’m still in my early 30s!

Okay, what’s the news?

-QB news: Anthony Richardson BACK IN for the Colts @ Jets, Prison Girlfriend OUT (shoulder) against the Fuck Lions, so The Legend of White Mac may have one more page in the chronicle.

-The culling continues for the Bears, who waived OG Nate Davis. If anyone picks him up, they’d owe him the $3.9M remaining guaranteed money on his salary.

-Donks assistant head coach Mike Westhoff has resigned due to health issues (vision).

-In woodball news, Gregg Popovitch’s medical absence was for a mild stroke. Damn. Pop, it might be time.

And what’s on tonight?

Iceball
-Flightless? Wheels vs. Flightless Birds (DET vs. PIT, 7:30, TNT)
-Kings of LAon vs. Bumbles Bounce (LAK vs. COL, 10:00, TNT)

Paid woodball
-Nawwwwwwwwwwlins vs. Vichy Sonics (NO vs. OKC, 7:30, ESPN)

JV woodball
-Staten Island’s finest or something vs. Fightin’ Weaselos while they’re still ranked! (Wagner vs. St. John’s, 6:30, FS2)
-Sacrificial lambs, colleges I’ve never heard of edition: Le Moyne vs. UConn (7:00, FS1)
-More Big East on Fox Sports that no one cares about: Houston Christian vs. Creighton (9:00, FS1)

I’d say I’ma go get crunk, but at release time I’ll be starting up with wedding playing. So no crunk.