2024 PREDICTION: “11-6, playoffs. It’s gonna hurt, but I am Ready to Love Again.”
HOW’S THAT GOING?: 9-2!
Well this is an odd development. In a reversal of Modern Bills SOP, they’ve beaten the teams they are supposed to beat. They’ve played four likely playoff teams, winning two and staying close with a third on the road. Unfortunately, they played the Ravens on one the weeks that the Good Ravens showed up. So be it.
They’ve been doing it in a variety of ways, as well. The defense isn’t particularly highly rated in any major category, but has been Clutch. Turnovers when they count. Big defensive stops. They’ve been playing a LOT of Cover 2 Shell and they blitz very little, which makes for a bend-don’t-break pattern that has served them relatively well.
The offense…well, some have called it “inconsistent,” but that’s not quite accurate in the Ravens sense of “it’s either really working or it’s not working at all.” It’s more like Dissociative Offensive Identity Disorder- some weeks they are a running team, some weeks they look like a classical West Coast offense, and some weeks (not many) Josh Allen is Unleashing the Dragon like its 2022.
The unofficial offensive motto prior to the season was “everybody eats,” in an apparent rebuke to Stefon Diggs and his “I need my stats” attitude. And that’s actually what’s happening. No Bills receiver is averaging over 60 yards per game. A different receiver is going off every week, which is good since 1. injuries have been rife, and 2. it’s got to be giving defensive coordinators absolute fits. James Cook is making a strong case for the Pro Bowl, and Ray Davis is showing the value of complementary running styles. On the whole, although it’s still fun to watch, it’s not as spectacularly explosive as in prior years.
That said, it’s also not as spectacularly exploding as in prior years. Josh Allen is taking very few sacks (3.69% of dropbacks) and has thrown only 5 interceptions. There’s a lot more Yards After Catch, suggesting both a change in play-calling (getting receivers open in space) and Allen hitting his guys in stride instead of constantly throwing rockets to thread the needle. It feels more grinding and demoralizing to the defense, more…inevitable. They convert a lot on third down, and they convert 85% of the time on fourth down.
Provided Sean McDermott continues to allow the offense to cook, there is reason to believe Buffalo could have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Coming off the bye they have a Sunday night game in Buffalo against the reeling Niners, then a road game against the actually-inconsistent Rams in the KroenkeDome- both very winnable. Detroit is a tough nut to crack, but the final three games (Pats, Jets, @Pats) should be downhill sledding. KC and Baltimore, by contrast, each have four likely playoff teams left on the schedule.
SO HOW’S IT GONNA END?: Perhaps this is it. Perhaps this is the time. 14-3, Super Bowl.
Got to raise a glass my friends.
The mother of one of my best friends passed away on Friday.
She was a good soul.
My favorite story was I took her on her first hike. Around Big Bear.
Nice hike.
The next year she was teaching a hiking course at the local community college.
One of the draws to the course was that it involved a lot of inexperienced hikers taking their first hike and she recruited me to be the sherpa.
I gladly volunteered.
I was tripping BALLS!
Still got them to the trail head. Still dropped knowledge and still got them back to their cars to drive home.
Daniel fucking Boone ain’t got nothing on me!
God speed Jan Kelly. You were a good person and raised a good family.
You’re missed already.
Slainte!
Condolences, and may she rest in peace.
Nice tribute, Yeah Right.
Gotta admire his resilience though… our boy could take an anvil and still ruck up.
Damn shame what happened with his movie.
Wait. You meant the coyote, right?
Who else? The one and only.
There could have been a joke about Christman in there. Maybe.
Honestly that one went right over my head because I have no idea who that dude is.
Fair enough. I have to remember that not every is terminally online like I am.
One of the things about this NFL year is there aren’t that many teams that are really fun to watch.
Buffalo is fun to watch.
I’ll give you that much and wish you an almost successful year.
You want to talk about breaking the 7th seal?
Buffalo and Minnesota would do that.
Says the guy with a rooting interest.
They had me a Gillian Anderson.
Watching some season 1 Xfiles again, good ole microfiche, hand drawn maps and a reference to Scully being head of the FBI in 2023. Somehow less paranoid times.
Great write up Rev. And I’m so happy they beat KC going into their break. Bills are looking good.
Add Linda McMahon and Dr. Oz to the Legion of Doom.
only surprised it wasn’t Vince to keep the assault them going
like she’s not a rapist
We live in the dumbest fucking timeline
Oh the dumbening hasn’t yet begun
I hate how accurate that statement is.
DET v. BUF Owl would be lit. Make it happen, universe.
You should know better than that
“After serious consideration, we’ve decided to replace DET-BUF with SF-KC”
KC-Philly and it’s a Kelce-thon with T-Swift mud wrestling Kylie Kelce at halftime.
I mean…yeah I’d watch.
You’ve touched yourself. KC/MIN it shall be!
BLEERGH HATH SPOKEN
Very nice Rev.
I thought it was impossible to want a Peloton any less than I already do, but that commercial with the Watts has repelled me even further
Into active dislike or grouchy antipathy?
The amount you would have to pay me to have one of those in my home has drastically increased
Counterpoint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXDqfIokwaI
Nope. I could watch prank phone calls from old Simpsons episodes and that would be funnier and wouldn’t make me want to stab people.
Good piece rev.
Just saw the Cowboys are +100000 to win the Super Bowl.
Brb, gonna go set $10 on fire.
I mean if you wanna waste $10, you can send it to me and I can find some questionable booze to drink and write about
I mean if Horatio is just handing out $10 for no good reason, I’ll take a tenner.
[is also interested in a tenor] – Marc Trestman
Oh trust me, I will be putting that $10 to much better use. Giving it to my dog and sending him into the grocery store just to see what happens, for instance.
If a dog eats $10 does that require medical intervention?
If it’s in coins, probably!
You put Lowratio on top of the dog, they come back with more money.
ERCOT offering gambling now?
Horatio lives in Connecticut. They have…other means of generating power.
Eastern CT, at that.
I’m not ruling this out.
Lions/Bills is my dream Owl this year, that would be a hell of a game and cause riots in at least 2 cities
Also just imagine NOLA filled with Lions and Bills fans during Mardi Gras season!
Think of the TABLES! WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE TABLES?!
Sounds like an SQL thing, which I’d think would be in our resident data scientist’s wheelhouse.
I’d be down to witness that kind of chaos as a neutral observer
Lions/Ravens was my hope last year after Buffalo was out, but Lions/Buffalo feels like a new perennial.
Don’t people have to live in cities for there to be riots in them?
Allen still does too much head- first sliding. I hold my breath every time he takes off.
He’s on my FF team.
He is doomed.