Sexy Friday – 20241122

TGIF! Have to make this a shorty today what with not having power since Tuesday and none expected until Saturday. But that’s a me problem, not a you problem, so we roll on!

Survival – Personal Edition

Let’s flash back to college and open some beer bottles (or near-beer or not-beer, whatever) without a bottle opener.

  • Use another bottle. Hold the bottle to be opened upright, and the opening bottle upside down. Lock the midcap of the opener’s cap under the bottom edge of the openee’s cap. By using the midcap, the top cap won’t be opened. If you want to open both, then use the bottom edge of the opener’s cap. Use the opener bottle as a lever and press down until the openee’s cap pops off.
  • Cigarette lighter. This was my go-to as a smoker back in the day. Grab the neck of the bottle with your non-dominant hand, and the lighter with your dominant hand. Wedge the bottom of the lighter under the bottom edge of the cap and position it over the middle knuckle of your index finger of your non-dominant hand. Your knuckle should be at the same height, or a bit higher, than the bottom edge of the cap. Use your dominant hand to press down on the top of the lighter to lever that cap off. Sometimes, you will need to repeat this. If so, use a different part of the bottle cap to pry on.

There’s more, but I’ll get to them another week when I have more time and power. Eat shit Puget Sound Energy!

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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Brick Meathook

Bettie Page, 1954 (photographed by Bunny Yeager}

https://ibb.co/kQNzK8w

Brick Meathook
WCS

Thrice for Rush; 2007-08, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8ZC1K6SW4M

SonOfSpam
Brick Meathook

While you boys are spinning records, here’s a picture of one of my timepieces. I can’t remember exactly when I took the photo, I think it was about a week ago.

This is a Casio GW2310FB-1CR G-Shock, which is a terrific “beater” watch, meaning you can bang it against anything. Casios come with terrible plastic bracelets so that’s an after-market nylon NATO strap attached. It is a very functional and useful timepiece, and doesn’t look too bad or gaudy at 48mm diameter. The proper retail price point for a G-Shock is $100. Not a penny more. Look at a submarine skipper and he is most likely wearing a G-Shock.
My dress watch is an Omega Speedmaster, which I will address at another time.

Thank you.

https://ibb.co/dcJr0h5

Doktor Zymm

Casio watches are the best, I had some version of their calculator watch for most of my life and will probably go back to it when my current garmin monstrosity bites the dust

SonOfSpam

Fuck yes, Germans who don’t wanna kill other religions.

And they made Wind of Change about Ukraine a few years ago on tour, which proves their woke bonafides. Still rocked like motherfuckers even at their age.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDV53ILcHc

I’ve seen Tool twice; 2006 and 2011. Maynard clearly didn’t feel like being there in 2006; 2011 the whole band brought their A game. Great show.

litre_cola

They stayed in the hotel that I worked at here in Calgary in 2005. Their Group name with the banquet orders was Rusty Trombone.

Maynard tried to bring his dog in the dining room. He couldn’t understand that it was against the law. Also, he and the band stayed in different towers, and dined separately for 2 days.

Have seen them twice, both brilliant.

Doktor Zymm

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These are some sexy bookshelf speakers

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2Pack

They are. Are you getting those?

Doktor Zymm

Yep, found em on sale for $100 off.
They’re an audiophile budget pick and I can’t wait to hook em up!

Bogdanski

Anyone have any recs for western Maui? Non-surfing, toting an 8 and 10 year old division

SonOfSpam

They opened for Van Halen at the Honda Center. It was awesome, but you knew that..

2Pack
SonOfSpam

Bought this album on vinyl when I was like 12. Mom wasn’t happy, but she knew I was a Problem Child.

2Pack

You Balls…

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ballsofsteelandfury

To quote Spammy, “aw hell yeah!”

SonOfSpam

They have this other song, really well-written

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ6OVSwkM&pp=ygUKYWFjZGMgYmlnIA%3D%3D

2Pack

Nice job here Mr Ayo. I’m gonna wash lady number 3’s back for her.

An M16 / 4 magazine makes a perfect beer bottle opener. Tough enough to even get after the sturdy German litre sized bottles.

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litre_cola

Her garden is immaculate.

SonOfSpam

i’ll bet it ain’t but whatever

ballsofsteelandfury

¡Dios mío, that’s great oregano!

Brick Meathook

If you look closely, that lovely lady has an ample bosom.

Gatoraids
SonOfSpam

aw hell yeah

litre_cola

There are some really good looking tough as nails women in the afl womens game. It’s on tv in Canadia

SonOfSpam

That whole album was fantastic and I’m glad I know nothing else about this artist.

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t know what you’re talking about

SonOfSpam

“Ignorance is bliss”

-51% of American voters

litre_cola

He had a statue outside of Fulham erected by Al Fayed. Nice gesture, no relation to anything else.

(Khaaaaaaan removed the statue)

Brick Meathook

I was of a niche generation (younger than Nancy Reagan, slightly older than you) who always thought Michael Jackson was a freak and his music was bubble-gum for the youngsters. And we were proved right, as usual.

SonOfSpam

Yes, bubble gum, but he also provided us Jesus Juice.

WCS

I mean, if we’re gonna shred, let’s do it right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo

SonOfSpam

(he was talking bout butt stuff)

ballsofsteelandfury

– K. Hippo

Brick Meathook

This is in the same strip mall as my local Ralphs, where I just went to pick up some prescription vodka.

You know a bowling alley is hoppin’ when it needs 3 armed guards out front.

https://ibb.co/mFgX6Bt

ballsofsteelandfury

Say what you will about Bowlero, but they are singlehandedly keeping bowling alive.

Brick Meathook

Is there a Ralphs around here?

https://ibb.co/qnp9Q63

litre_cola

So is BC Dick.

blaxabbath

I liked just folding up a piece of paper and mimicking the lighter pop. I don’t carry anything on me.

SonOfSpam

You won’t need one in Hawaii, because every third person is a fire-eater.

WCS
Brick Meathook

I saw Van Halen (the original line-up) twice, for their Van Halen II tour and again a year later. My best friend in high school was a great guitarist and worshipped Eddie Van Halen.

2Pack

I saw them twice. First time in 78 touring after thier first album they were great. Blew Black Sabbath off the stage. Second time at Monsters of Rock 84 they sucked. It was obvious they were falling apart.

WCS

To a man, they all said this is easily their least favorite song they wrote. They were pissed it became a hit.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, it’s…fine? It’s funny that they hate it though.

ballsofsteelandfury

It is funny they hate it because I like it a lot.

SonOfSpam

Saw them twice in the last 8-10 years, with the original lineup minus Michael Anthony (Wolfgang VH was the bass player), and they led off with this song both times. And lemme tell you, it fucking ruled.

Brick Meathook

Eddie Van Halen and his wife from that TV show lived in my neighborhood (in the nice part)

SonOfSpam

Valerie BertAndErnie?

litre_cola

She the Scientologist one, or ex one?

SonOfSpam

I don’t think she’s into the one true religion?

She’s from One Day At A Time. The non-Spanish one.

litre_cola

It was the broad from the show with Kevin James.

ballsofsteelandfury

She’s an ex

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SonOfSpam

First song on their first album. Pretty cool way to introduce yourself.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqVVz2b13Jc

Evenin’. Let’s keep the house asplosions to a minimum tonight.

https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/couple-inside-clairton-home-time-explosion-share-their-story-with-channel-11/CZYOYNYB2FDBHKBO7DIGJPCPP4/

https://www.wtae.com/article/4-people-displaced-by-explosion-in-clairton/62984268

https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/video/explosion-at-pennsylvania-townhomes-displaces-8-people-destroys-2-apartments/

This was a little less than a mile from where my ex-wife, Lil’ WCS, and Lil’er WCS live.

Also, princess’ uncle probably won’t make it through the weekend.

Sorry to be a bummer. Just tell your loved ones they are loved ones.

Now, back the regularly scheduled stale and bad jokes.

blaxabbath

Are these different explosions?

WCS

No, just wanted to show three different perspectives,

Brick Meathook

BRICK MEATHOOK UPDATE

In response to many of your requests about my condition, I am in Day Five of my miserable common cold, which, I am treating with orange juice, cough syrup, cheap vodka, opiates, cheap religion, unloaded firearms, paper towels, and cashews for some reason.

I’m happy to report that hallucinations are down by 50%

litre_cola

Cheap religion! Is that a Bad Religion cover band?

WCS

So that means there’s a 50% chance you hallucinated typing that. Or did you?

blaxabbath

Give us some context.

Is it 50 percent fewer hallucinations — or 50 percent less-intense hallucinations?

Follow up: why should we listen to man who’s all gun, no bullet?

WCS

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litre_cola

I was taught the cigarette lighter trick when I was 19, didn’t smoke at the time but always carried a lighter. Weird that is when I started smoking weed too.

Horatio Cornblower

“How do these women maintain their figures?” I wonder out loud, reaching for another handful of Cheetos.

Redshirt

Sexy Friday Appropriate?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t know the name, but I know it moves 2 at a time.

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Doktor Zymm

Flying to Chicago early to get away from the atmospheric river. Of course that means I have to fly through the storm and we’re about 90 minutes delayed, but we’ll still get in at a reasonable time and I got a $25 certificate out of it so I’m all good. Plus they’re going around with another pre-takeoff round of domestic non-vintage sparkling wine!

Looking forward to lots of gaming over the next week. Gonna pick up Squirrel with a Gun and Stalker 2 and maybe a couple indie games that are on sale

Doktor Zymm

Oh, also just got the newish Zelda

litre_cola

You need a Malort and White Claw!

Brick Meathook

Go to a Delta Club front desk and use my name. You’ll get in.

blaxabbath

Do work efficiently at any of your locales? Does weather matter?

Doktor Zymm

All I need for work is a good internet connection and a mouse (touchpads hate me). Second monitor is a bonus. Have all of that in both CA and Chi, pretty independent of weather beyond power/internet availability.
I guess maybe more efficient in bad weather just because it cuts down on other stuff to do!

ballsofsteelandfury

I think we all know which one is my favourite!

Butt an outstanding group of ladies this week! Great job!

SonOfSpam

“Hey, while you’re up, can I get a glass of bubbly?’
“here you go!”
“Ok, thanks” (subtly gets the Windex and a thick towel)

ballsofsteelandfury

Sorry sir, but that champagne on the butt does not get wiped by a heavy towel. It gets licked clean.

Brocky

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Doktor Zymm

Edge of a picnic table works well. I have tiny hands so used thumb instead of index finger for the lighter trick. I always had a lighter and a mini-survival kit in an altoids tin in case I somehow got stranded in the woods.

Keys will also work in a pinch.

I just ordered a big ass portable(ish) power supply on sale because I’m overreacting to Trump’s proposed energy policies. Will be handy for blackouts in the meantime.

Brick Meathook

#1 has outstanding lighting