Damn, the wind is whipping off the lake so intensely this evening I expect the Edmund Fitzgerald to float by. Over the course of a 36 hour period all hope of a third consecutive snowless Christmas fell by the wayside. Oh well…
Minutiae:
-It all comes down to this-Mr. Ayo-I like to call him Aoli Joe-are both in it to win it or something. The last playoff spot in Freezer Vodka is in the balance. The bastard gets home field advantage because of the name of the league. Well oiled, Aoli.
-Is He Just That Unlikeable?: Eric Bieniemy was fired as OC of the UCLA Bruins after just one go-around. Sure the offense was lousy but hell, it’s college-tons of guys get more than one season to implement their concepts.
-Lesson Learned, Just Like The Others: The Steelers and Panthers realized that Diontae Johnson is a piece of work. The Ravens just figured it out last week as he refused to enter a game when called upon. If I’m a GM I’d never touch a guy that was thrown out of Tomlin’s clubhouse.
To The Game!
Packers/Lions:
-The thought occurred to me while watching the Thanksgiving game that Detroit’s stadium has become a very tough place to play and I’m not talking about the quality of the team.
-Gibbs is ridiculously efficient-he’s got 973 yards so far on 163 carries which means he’s running at a 6 yards per rush clip. Imagine if he had the backfield to himself like Saquon does. The caveat is that Montgomery eats up the tough yards but I’d counter that Gibbs’ ability to rip off a 40 yarder is always there.
-The secondary winner of this tilt? The Vikes at 11-2 distance themselves from the Pack or pull even with the Lions. They’re not that weird team from 2022 that beat everyone by the skin of their teeth. Darnold has stumbled and recovered, they have great talent at the other skill positions and that Flores D is not to be underestimated. Minny has the Faltering Falcons this weekend.
-Green Bay has a balanced offense but they should try to ride Jacobs tonight-the Lions d-line has been crippled by injuries.
-Both squadoos are playing their third game in 12 days so expect more owies.
Have at it.
ok, Buster. Save us from Extra Time!
Pick6? Yeah, pick 6.
One of the many names my cat goes by is Buster, and I’m reading this this morning and thinking “he didn’t move a muscle all night; there’s no way he got it done”
Our Amazon login isn’t on this TV. So i have on the mst3k channel.
Watched an Ed Wood masterpiece, even had Tor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHGD6MGct2s
25/8/367, as long as the interwebz are functional.
Life isn’t so bad sometimes.
Is there any Rust Belt team that has a defense?
The Stillers theoretically have one!
I don’t care how many touchdowns my RB scores
lions and vikings are going one-and-done in these playoffs
packers are going to win the super bowl
love is going to the hall of fame
but only with the one super bowl win
and a laughable stint with the ny jets
I’ll take it. It’s what we deserve
No
But what about the Maple Leafs?
theyll have to watch the new toronto wnba team win a title before them
Oh the women’s ice football club will win 1st for sure.
No on any and every goddamn count.
for as brilliant as he seems, dan campbell is sometimes still a dumbass jock
And Van Gogh cut off his ear. Genius+MeltingBrain sometimes gets to let it ride.
I just had cough medicine delivered to me (because I’m still sick as a dog) and the delivery girl was as cute as a button and spoke almost zero English. I asked her where she was from and she said Kurdestan, which I was absolutely not expecting.
What a lovely young lady.
So when’s the wedding?
I’m old enough to mathematically be her grandfather, but if she ever needed help I’d come running.
Lots of Kurds could benefit from chain immigration about now.
Soon she will join the collection
Dude you need some medical care.
I hear UHC may be a little flexible on granting care this holiday season.
I have medical care, but thank you, doctor.
I just wanted to make a UHC joke. You all know I’m indifferent about fake people.
What is UHC?
United Health Care.
Utah Hawkey Club
How much have the rich fucked up, that the first against the wall will be the CEOs and not the lawyers and politicians.
Hey!
Not feeling rocking about playing Reed
Should have started MHJ instead
Bummer 😞
See, look who returned home.
He’s a good boy!
Howdy, dude
It’s Amazon, couldn’t they have the bear shitting in the woods for that little bit about the NFC North?
no, it’s amazon; it should have been a teddy bear sold on amazon by a company spelled by chinese alphabet soup
MATHS FOR ALL!!!!!
Maybe try PASSING to Gibbs? Or anyone else? Mostly care about the passing bit
hey, worked last 4th and goal!
SEE!
Ded Zebra
I had something similar happen to me at a punk show in Baltimore
Brocky is getting many JacobsPOINTZ. Perhaps God is taking a dump.
Nah, he’s just waiting to break my heart for the Monday night game, like he did with jordy
Oh, yeah. It’s the Lions
Does Sun God exist?!?!?
Sun God exists. God exists. But there is NO SUCH THING as the sun.
It’s nighttime, so clearly it’s ALL a myth
Not tonight, apparently
I love it when they create the illusion that someone as slender and purty as Charissa Thompson eats chicken wings
Missed the “New boot goofin” before the half thank Bleergh.
QUESTION: Which woman in the Canadian government has the biggest tits?
Trudeau in drag AND blackface
Brownface
Frank Reynolds learned us it’s all about whether you use the right shade of shoe polish
I dunno if BC Dick invented the “Prime Minstrel” moniker, but he brung it here and I am grateful for it.
BC Dick is a fine bowler.
Great brother in law too
I think the Lions are going all the way to the postseason.
And then they’ll lose in the first game.
Yes please
Is it possible to get a Lions vs. Bills super bowel? I would love to see Goodell’s fucking face when told that would be the match up.
It would be especially fun if the Bills win and that causes Trump to have a fatal heart attack
Young Lady, Donald Trump is our next President!
(I did not vote for that cocksucker)
I don’t want to stay awake, but I do want to keep watching. Existential crisis, imminent.
We need to compare prescription meds, dude.
Also, I like cats.
They really are the bestest! Even if my oldest one is pissing me off by wanting to go in and outside every 5 minutes (he won’t use litterbox, but he hates how cold it is).
That’s proper clock management!
The guy they named Knuckles has great lateral movement? I mean, duh, have they even played Sonic & Knuckles?
Jared Goff doesn’t want to named Tails?
sonic and knuckles sounds like things a single lady would buy if the last boyfriend was a tiny dicked asshole
How many does Deanna Favre own?
first name basis at the local adult store
The manufacturers use her to test new products, hence the 220 line in the bedroom.
“I love it so much I bought the company!”
how in the hell does the packers have a cheese-named tight end
and how in the FUCK did love miss him
https://bsky.app/profile/kleinman.bsky.social/post/3lcm47aphps2f
Establish the run to set up the pass??
I’m Flexing Reed in FF…. 🏈 😬
Hope he is Rocking!
Just win, kitties
Unrelated, by a coworker’s cat farted during a call earlier and now I’m crying laughing again
I’ve never seen a bunny fart, but that’s the only possible pet fart that might be cuter than a cat fart you don’t have to smell
Horse farts aren’t cute, but occasionally a horse will scare itself with its own fart and that is hilarious
Very quiet, bunny farts. Vewy quiet, wabbit fawts. Read in your voice of choice.
I thought we agreed to call them the ThunderCats?
I didn’t get that thing
Only if they play in thundersnow.
It felt cathartic on Monday telling the sales staff to basically fuck off, go ask your new manager. I turned off my Teams by 9am, i have nothing to do with the new owners but consulting when they reached out.
I’m not dropping your Order. Fuck off, ask your new manager.
You need the buyers info and you’re too stupid to look in CRM. Fuck off, ask your new manager.
No idea if Tina took the offer. Fuck off, ask your new manager.
IT isnt picking calls. Fuck off, ask your new manager.
I cried at the end of day on Monday. It was awesome.
I feel for you internet NFL nemesis. I am staring down a lay off as well. My mood swings are wild.
I feel helpless and I can’t imagine how you feel. Get black out drunk. Can’t hurt.
Hang on. Keep that stupid LinkedIn profile up to date.
Haven’t updated it since Harper was our Prime Minister, guess I should get on that. Got offered a job in Bermuda but would have to uproot the fam.
Nothing in Bahama? Perhaps working for a pretty mama?
Gigolo gig in Bermuda?
Back to the wine servin/Maitr’D lyfe
Can we open a second dispensary in Calgary?
We’ll stagger lunches.
Deci is young. The time is now!!!
Let’s see some long passing TDs, I need points off both these QBs to make playoffs in my superflex league
Tonight’s advent cheese: Dill and Garlic Cheese Curds
They do NAWT go easy on the garlic and that is a very good thing. Cab Sav was absolutely the right choice to pair with this
Shit is getting real at work. The company that took over outsources its Ops Team from South Asia. My full team got laid off and I still on for 1 week of contract – “Consult” work. Told by their HR not to post hours unless booked for a meeting. It took them until Tuesday to speak to me. By then the Ops mailboxes we backed up since Nov 26. They tried to yell at me for not watching the Ops boxes – told them its no longer my job, I only consult on how to process the work.
Now their Teams are double booking my calendar for knowledge dumps, asking if I can stay past Friday. Hell no! I told them am out at 3pm on Friday. I going to the bar to DRINK!
Hah, nerts to them!
(Although maybe check if they want to give you a shit ton of money )
Its $30/hr consulting – only for hours scheduled by meeting. I didnt even ask about the pay for the job offer from the CEO on Monday. Turned it down fast, I was moving on.
Fuck man , sorry to hear that. I hope you can find employment soon as you so desire to be employed.
I landed a job the last day of old owner, start on Dec 16. its a big (evil) multinational Corp. I even got a slight raise at the new job. I was unemployed for 4 hours. I want to claim those hours of unemployment. The new CEO offered a job on Monday. Fuck no.
Um, if your new job is with United Health Care you might want to check the status…
I love how the masses were super snarky when told to feel sorry for this guy and his family.
My first thought was “It’s a good start”.
This was my personal favorite
Mine was “hey man, nice shot”
Good. Fuck ‘em sideways
That was a dumb challenge.
I know, from a GB coach as well!
Got a new couch. It came in 15 boxes yesterday. Mrs. Fozz and I worked on it together, not a drop of blood was shed, but the term “you fucking asshole” came up a few times. I mean, she was being an asshole.
“Tell me more about this new couch.”
-Vice President-elect, “adjusting” his khaki trousers
My cheese advent calendar arrived today so I’m snacking on some game-appropriate cheese curds while watching this game.
How is the Lions D this effective (even if they are roughing the passer) when they have 13 defensive players on IR? They have more players on IR than on the field!
Dan Campbell discovered Tomlin’s VOODOO source?
not enough field goals and bullshit wins
Both Pittsburgh and Detroit are pretty close to Ohio. Maybe they’re sapping the essence from Ohio teams?
Good. Goooood! Let’s the average flow through you.
So 25 days of cheese. I guess you’ll poop by Easter?
It’s only 12, but they’re big (Wisconsin sized) portions so easily cover the full month. I think the key is to drink enough with the cheese to get the beer shits
Why do you think most cheese sauces are made with some sort of alcohol?
That’s why she got the whiskey one too. It’s all about balance.
Aerosmith’s “Walk This Whey” cheese calendar has been a family favorite for years.
That’s Rocking! 🧀
Welcome back. Have not seen you in awhile. Stepping out, really?
Jordan Love Toyotathon Theory?
Jordan Love Toyotathon Theory!
https://x.com/minakimes/status/1864453655749120410
Lmao! That’s Rockingggg!
Am worried for Boise tomorrow. They are setup for a great CFB Playoff seeding. This is too good for Boise and UNLV has a great offense.
“If you’re over 50, you should get the shingles vaccine.”
What they should have said was, “Hey, take this vaccine it’s going to make you feel like you’ve been sat on by the Raven’s offensive line, kicked in the balls, and then dunked in the Inner Harbor. Also, your arm will feel like you were knifed by an alternate universe Evil Fonzie.”
Fuck.
Yeah, but still better than getting shingles.
Yep, my mom had some on her face a few years ago and didn’t dare go out in public in to the sun. She was also extremely embarrassed about how she looked.
Are we still doing phrasing?
I can edit if need be!!!!
You do NOT want to get shingles. Had in 30’s. I couldn’t wear clothes for 7 days, any friction against my skin would kick off a pain storm.
My best friend said that, even with all the physical pain all his issues caused by his myriad maladies, the only time he thought of self deletion was during shingles flares and the rest of the time he spent fearing the next flare.
Evening Folks.
Fuck Green Bay!
2nd’ed. Puck the Fackers.
THEY RIDE BIKES TO PRACTICE
FROZEN TUNDRA
LOMBARDI
FANS OWN THE TEAM
Fuck ’em
God:
👏👏👏👏👏
FUCK – YOU – BRO-CKY!!
👏👏👏👏👏
At least you and I can’t possibly start CJ Fuckface Stroud this week
Relegation is nigh.
yes, bears do NOT belong in this division with these guys
Okay stop me if you’ve heard this one…
Someone you know MAY be starting Josh Jacobs and MAY be desperately needing him to have a big deal to make the playoffs
Yes! Entertain me fuckers, I want this game to entertain me as I have smoked all my prepacked bowls and need to refill them.
My dispensary guy took a lunch and it was closed for 20 minutes. Rage is infinite right now. NO, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
I thought it was non habit forming!
Not physically, but who wants to deal with this reality?
Nailed it!!!!
-Heloise, complaining to Abelard
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Dude, dude you have no idea? I am as well.I had to have the I found the bowlls had already been repacked and had to smoke them.And then they werampty you get me so I had to repack um and smoke them again.So yeah awesome.
A&H 2nd Half (Artistic Interpretation)
I wish edibles worked in a way other than at random for me.
Monty, welcome to your next TD. It was so easy.
Monty That Looked Easy To Me….
#spiritanimal
Cromulence or crapulence. I suspect both.
Seriously, the Fuck LioUns’ run blocking is sexy af
Hadn’t heard this one in a while.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=abeUTN9OB8I
Love their stuff.
I just can’t make myself insert Christian Watson into the lineup. It would mean benching Drake London if Jakobi Meyers is healthy (and I think he just took a “maintenance” day off practice)
Drake London?
Is you’re fantasy team from St Canard?
Okay, so maybe the Walrus is good after all?
goo-goo g’joob, g’goo goo g’joob
I’m at the grocery store in Little Tokyo and I’m gonna get LDB’d, I can just feel it.
Sawtelle?
Or DTLA because you live near there?
DTLA is Little Tokyo. Sawtelle is Little Kyoto.
Do NOT go to Little Incheon right now
Little Lebanon is a hopping district in Los Angeles. Zankou Chicken!
Take me there. Top eats.
That one.
Thankfully, I’ve adjusted my December itinerary to reduce such risks.
here’s some more artsy-fartsy self portraits. notice they are all reflections.
https://ibb.co/FxTjcx2
But none of these are good enough. Oh, they’re nice photos sure, but they’re not good enough.
In the context of all human endeavoUr is, has been, and always will be futile – it’s all good brutha.
That first one is very cool!
You should still have a veil on.
Rikki sent her a RAIDUHS track suit to cover the black aspect
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