Let’s get to it.
Pats/Bills:
Does anyone care about New England any more? To me they’re a non-entity like Tampa-there’s nothing to distinguish them, they just don’t stand out in the crowd. If you miss this game they play again the week after next-I hate it when the schedule is done like that. It could somewhat be justified if the teams were competitive and battling for the division title. (at the outset of the year) But everyone knew that the Pats were going to suck this year, so why?
Vikes/Seahawks:
Sort of an odd matchup this late in the season, huh? Is anybody thinking trap game? A team with a great record that seems a bit suspect. (although their metrics aren’t bad) The whole ‘traveling across the country thing. When is Minny’s D going to get proper credit? Is McConnell going to win Coach of the Year? He’s vastly exceeded expectations and perceptions, that’s usually enough.
Jags/Raiders:
Why are they playing this game? Somebody could make up a score and put it in the paper and no one would question it.
Niners/Fins:
The Battle of the Disappointing Teams! With San Fran it was because of a series of devastating injuries but what’s McDaniels’ excuse? He just can’t beat good teams and that just might be a drawback when trying to get over the hump.
Do your thing in the comments.
[glances at scoreboard. Raiders are up by 6 and are in field goal range]
– four minutes later –
[glances at scoreboard. Raiders are losing by one]
Good God, Justin Jefferson can PLAY.
niners will be a xfl roster by week 17
what a snuff film of a season
They should all just go their separate ways and pretend this season never happened. They can reconvene in a different city as an expansion team and act confused when anyone mentions a Bay area team that played in 2024.
“Huh? There were only 31 teams in the league that year, I don’t know what you’re talking about..” – Guyle Incognitahan
least one person wont remember the Eternal Season of the Spotless Tua
Gas Leak Season
Lynch should just say Shanny has been gambling on the season and get it erased from the books.
It’d be the honorable thing.
The Seahawks are intent on my paying for playoff tickets at a 1.5 exchange rate.
Where has this Seatruther team been all year? This is impressive.
They have been schizo from jump street.
THIS. It’s not just good Geno/bad Geno, it’s the whole team somehow
all the drone sightings have woken them up
Had a nap. Still hate Kenny Pickett. If them Cowboys win tonight I cash a parlay for 150 CAD, so a cheese steak and a large Mountain Dew in US currency.
THANKS, Maple Obama!!!11111
https://ibb.co/QmknmNp
Seems like a low price for having to root for the Cowpeople
A fake punt! Well hot damn
Fact that pleases only me – that’s 3/3 punt fake successes on the day (that I saw/noticed) – and EACH AND EVERY ONE resulted in a punt anyway, 3 plays later. Symbolic of the futility of man’s struggle in this world.
Clearly they should have fake punted TWICE IN A ROW
Nobody expects THAT!
It’s written up in the playbook as “The Spanish Inquisition”
TRICKY TRUTHERS
aaaaand right back to where they were when they faked it
Also, a half dozen family members have sent me this picture of Ric Flair with some form of the caption, “I can also hear this picture”.
was thinking this instead
So we watched that show “Is It Cake” last night and it was better than I expected. Probably because it’s sort of interactive; it’s like playing along with Jeopardy. It gets old fast, I’m sure, but it kept our attention for over an hour.
Was it cake?
show created soley for inevitable porn parody
That would be something to see
Very drunk. Need driver.
“I don’t know if golf is such a good idea right now.” – Henry Ruggs
I’ll be there in 15 mins. In spirit.
It’ll take me a minute to get up there.
Just driver faster than you normally do, you will get to your destination lickety split.
You’ve experienced it; you know it’s legit.
Like the golf club? Or a limo?
I can’t actually help with either unfortunately, Uber or Lyft should be an option if willing to spend the $$
I’m watching Tampopo on the TV and I’m crying laughing at the spaghetti scene.
In the west they don’t slurp.
these games are impressively boring to be this close and late in fantasy season
Right???
Walked to Trader Joe’s to get some provisions. It’s tits cold so that feels like enough of an accomplishment.
Tits cold is pretty cold
You used to be somebody Busta
You die ODB or live long enough to become Snoop Dogg.
I’ll live Snoop Dogg’s life if you don’t deign to. smfh…
No doubt
Don’t bring Gwen Stefani into this.
But her life seems so cushy
A lot of you have been contacting me for updates about this, so I’ll just confirm to all of you that I pulled the trigger and bought the glass & tile drill bits, you know, the carbide-tipped ones. I’ll post updates when I receive them and then start drilling holes in the various glass and/or ceramic tile surfaces as I see fit. God Bless.
https://ibb.co/Kmsfn4G
the Brick Meatdrill Experience draft next year
That’s me right now using the ½” diamond grit hole saw bit. Very refreshing.
https://ibb.co/SwHJc21
Isn’t the optimal position in the front of the skull?
imagining that is a full size floor carpet background
I tried to take a walk. Wrong clothes. Wrong layers. No tunes.
2/10
Would not bang
Mike Shanahan coaching tree
Is that the one from the Evil Dead franchise?
no they arent getting any penetration on anyone, thats the one from poltergeist
Poltergeist
nice of San Fran to give Pearsall a shot
Deceptive Speedholes!
Update: we have met the gentleman known as “SeaPimp”.
The purple fellow is Beer BrotherInLaw.
Dude truly is PIMPIN!
Bare Pimp Project
Now THAT is a suit!
Norv Turner sighting? HOLY CATS.
Any of these games worth watching? I may go for a walk.
Only Vikes/Truthers, which is at HT
YEAH RIGHT SAYS YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GO FOR A WALK!!!!
Tell that Vikings fan to stop fat shaming me
He isn’t a normal one, he is quite lithe.
Even Hanson sounds bored when he has to cut to the Jags/Raiders abomination
Probably gripping viewing for Giants fans though
bears fans have now joined the server
kicked from server for smurfing by having twice as many wins
ah, but if a three-win team wins the chance to move up the draft board goes up!
That game really is a disgrace to God and man.
Only 27 points up on Blax in the Lowratio League and he still has Dak Prescott to go tonight and…Oh. Oh dear.
I don’t even have Dak on my team. He’s a locker room cancer and I won’t have that shit on my squad.
Arizona lost to Carolina.
Kyler Murray has NEVER won a playoff or must-win-to-make-playoffs game. Dude absolutely fades away at the times a team needs it’s QB to take control. I’m not a lifelong Kyler hater either — this is him every single year. Dude is in the HOF for having a perfect QBR Week 3 against the DEAD Rams when nothing mattered — just doesn’t know how to manage a meaningful football game.
Bidwill outta just extend him again.
Hey, that’s the 4th round pick for my FF team that Yahoo sprained a shoulder patting itself on the back for making!
Well, that and something named ‘Hollywood Brown’ who I’m pretty sure is dead.
Yahoo builds teams for the regular season, not the playoffs.
Judging by the regular season results they don’t do that, either.
You had me at “Bidwell out”. I’m delighted that he’s finally able to live freely as himself.
Showing my age because I came in from a 4ish mile hike with the dog in 15-20 degree weather and celebrated by making myself hot tea with lemon and honey, and popping some corn.
It’s gettin’ weird in here!!!
well on your way to a Hot Toddy just add some whiskey and cinnamon
Hot rum with Geritol
Don’t get down on yourself-Madge, Ruby and Dolores at the 6:30 sewing bee are going to sort these feelings out for you.
geno, now and forever, reminding you that LOLJETS is eternal
When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet for life…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9z33lasnkU
unless you are mistaken for a drone
There’s gonna be some serious synchronized snoring action happening with my older dog later this afternoon.
if I had a winning season and trying to make a Super Bowl run as the Bills I wouldnt be caught dead wearing those old uniforms
I like the red helmet for the bills.
yeah I like them too maybe they should let the team wear them except for the kicker.
49ers fans are complaining that “you had one job, Jets” as though they aren’t putting more unrealistic expectations on an employee than if you’d hired a dog to drive a bus.
(not you, rockingdog. I’d ride your bus every day of the week and to church on Sunday)
The dog doesn’t take Ayahusca.
most of the Jets wont have a job next year
– Osama B-L, September 12, 2001.
I’m glad I dropped Tyreek like he drops balls.
Found a funny:
I love the drone panic because its a reminder that despite all our technology and societal advancement we’re never more than one unanswered question from reverting to peasants worried we’ll make the stars mad
yeah, but the peasants didn’t know better or have a basic education like these idiots
You’re assuming a lot there.
I know, I have tried and tried to destroy those tiny threads of hope and optimism.
that is verily a-rumbling
offseason quickly approaching…sexy friday content could use an additional french lingerie model who never misses:
https://www.instagram.com/elle.and.arts/p/DCqxVZMt2jN/
When you said “never misses” I thought it was going to be video of her shooting free throws or something.
ft% always important
Brown leather yowza!
These targeted ads are working a little too well
I would have expected that one in balls’ inbox.
I call it the outbox but potatoes potato.
kyler now has all the time in the world to keep playing the new cod in january
all according to plan
all according to pain – Blax
Raiders and Giants are all…
Putz Alert: I hesitated starting Chuba Hubbard and his 152 rushing yards and 2 TD’s.
this holiday coca cola ad was made with ai*
*nobody got paid, cpus used more energy than a homeless shelter, looked only 95% finished (like all ai-made things), and you’re wondering why they just dont remaster their old polar bear ads from the 90s, like corona using the same feliz navidad commercial for decades)
I’ll watch AI Gruden and Romo do Corona ads for decades.
They ground up more hoboes for energy than scotch’s entire career.
Holy shit! The combo of the Fins and 49’s uniforms is mind searing for some reason.
P*ts…lead?
Well, led lead.
Oh, I CANNOT WAIT for Blax’ comments on the Cardinals!
He’s headed to Hawaii, he ain’t got no time fer that! Wahinis to oggle, waves to surf, and fresh pineapple and fruit be taking up all his time. As it would for me as well.
It’s Cardover
The got Carded.
And that makes it two teams with tiny QBs who are officially eliminated from the playoffs
They came up short
Goodbye Arizona.
I’m watch NFL Red Zone for the first time ever (via a FUBO new subscriber free-month scam I’m doing for the fifth time) and man is this sensory overload.
Every time I look over at my laptop a different game is playing.
Very much a window during which Footy Manager will featUre
this OT really cutting into Kyler’s Marvel Rivals time
he mains Squirrel Girl
She is one of the most powerful Marvel superheroes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36B180YnV8M
She beat Thanos! Thanos! Kicked the shit out of Doctor Doom as well.
Win or lose my Black Panthers gave up leads of 20 – 3 and 30 – 20. On one hand we really need a decent defense, on the other we’re capable of scoring 30 points
That’s the spirit(ually)!
https://youtu.be/jHPOzQzk9Qo?si=XZAHyPmTHl6kRMyT
Goodbye Philly Fucks. Enjoy the trip home
I guess Uncle Joe would favoUr the Commies, da.
stalin’s 5 year plan with jayden leading the commies having a good start thus far
Like Trotsky staying in Mexico too long.
Welp, I’m fucked.
Wordy!
I saw a sideline staff member during a bowl game with a “JESUS WON” hoodie. Maybe the Clubhouse could get ya that for Xmas?
I’m sure Fanatics has it, but it’s spelled “Jesus Won”.
“Jesús Won”
But Home Depot only sponsors a HBCU bowl game.
Lol, he’s on 1st Ave? He’s usually posted up right in front of the Pro Shop.
There were a half dozen of them today, like Xmas made them panic about the reason for the season.
I don’t get how people actually believe this shit, it was written (according to history I think may be correct) by a religious fanatic high on some sort of LSD type trip.
I dunno, we believe shit written here by people who are on all kinds of drugs!
Winner Winner. Parley is Good! Its been a great week.
Now we know where all of Bug-Eyed Boo’s good luck went this week.